VLR DOCTOR HERE

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CoCloudy

Tell me your illnesses and ill diagnose you and recommend treatment

(my qualification badge: 📛🦡)
Reference from boostio: "Hes qualified"

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FrenchToast

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dumb bitch disease with a side of delusional

how do i cure

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CoCloudy

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Illness: French
Treatment: america visa

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FrenchToast

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bet.

any americans want to get married or nah

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FireII

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my Brazilian friend has an American passport

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lielahh

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go to australia we have public healthcare and no guns

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yungbasel

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But you have monsters at every turn that will eat humans. Y'all need guns

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lielahh

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i’d ratherhave to deal with monsaters with no gun than humans w guns

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yungbasel

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But they'll eat you and your kids 😭. Let me save your life damn it. Buy guns from me

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Psion

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do not do it i bought guns from him and they only shot out glitter

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yungbasel

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🥰🔫 healing energies

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RAOSHAB

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keep your pokemon ball with you

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danii1

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I'm thinking there's more to this ://

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Zerphyr1

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I have a severe case of vlr baiting, how do I cure??

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CoCloudy

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Illness: Chronic Baiting Syndrome

Treatment: Switch flair to 100t so everyone ignores u

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kaesra

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sentinels fan

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CoCloudy

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Illness: Sen Overdose
Treatment: Remove all tenz posters from your walls

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kitsuneHP

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i keep hoping for the best only to get disappointed. how do I cure it??

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CoCloudy

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Illness: Hopium Overdose

Treatment: Motivashonal speech

Embrace disappointments as opportunities for growth and learning. Each setback is a stepping stone towards success and resilience. Shift your focus towards gratitude and acceptance, knowing that better things are on the horizon.
Take time to nourish your mind, body, and soul through self-care activities that bring you joy and fulfillment. Surround yourself with positive influences who uplift and inspire you.
Practice mindfulness, meditation, and positive affirmations to cultivate a powerful and resilient mindset. Remember, you are strong, capable, and deserving of all the good things that life has to offer.

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OkOkay

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Dont support Sentinels

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Conut

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I dont know my illness help me find out

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Zerphyr1

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Historical data suggested men with VLR disease have a reduced risk of disease progression compared to other low risk (LR) men. In this study, we evaluate contemporary initial management, disease progression, and predictors of upgrading for VLR and LR patients in a multi-centered hospital system.

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CoCloudy

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are you in pain

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Conut

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Sometimes

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CoCloudy

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where does it hurt

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Conut

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here 👉🤰

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CoCloudy

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oh-
um... do yuo know who... "gave" that to you..?

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Conut

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Yuore mom xD!!!!!!

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CoCloudy

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you are NOT invited to my birthday party anymore

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number1_cned_hater

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am i invited?!

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CoCloudy

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um... listen... soo.. theres a lot of people on the list already...

continue thread →

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Simp4S0m

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beutifulbigtittybuttnakedwomenjustdontfallouttheskyyaknow

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Zerphyr1

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Bilibili PTSD

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CoCloudy

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Illness: Horny
Treatment: viper mommy dom asmr

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vispri

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im stuck in a virtual reality world

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CoCloudy

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Illness: chronically online
Treatment: Start journaling all your violent tendencies

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gfnchaoz

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prx fan

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CoCloudy

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not an illness how dare u

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tomato211222

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Losing

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Ballsamolee

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I have a severe case of getting no bitches? How to cure?

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CoCloudy

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Illness: Bitchless Broski Syndrom
Treatment: spam swiftplays until you find bitches

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condsicc

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I am in need for a valentine for this wednesday

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CoCloudy

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Illness: depression
Treatment: me <3 🤗😘

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SanitySP

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I have psoriatic arthritis

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CoCloudy

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Only real illness's please !!
I cant diagnose fake symptoms !!

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MNFRKK

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“Skrossi is the most underrated player in the world and he should get more chances”

Help

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CoCloudy

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Illness: vct down syndrome

treatment: go to nepal and train to be a monk so you dont have to talk

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GlitchGull

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I have work day one of kickoff what's the diagnosis :'(

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CoCloudy

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Illness: nt man :(
treatment: quickly go merica and spread disease to half the team, mathc get reschedule (very epic)

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GlitchGull

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ty doc will do

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Xyarin

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I keep hoping that prx wont choke this time doc.

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CoCloudy

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Illness: prx hopium overdose
Treatment: support bleed

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Xyarin

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Dr. that was bad advice. thank god i saw this today. not 5 days ago. otherwise i would have kept supporting Bleed. thank god. W xccurate W sayaplayer. T1 top3 APAC. lets go.

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CoCloudy

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but... the tech pause....
its not their fault...

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Saiki_taha

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SEN will qualify to Madrid

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CoCloudy

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classic sen hopium overdose
so sad to see so many this time of the year :(
just watch some tenz whiff montages and you should be fine

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h1gh_fall

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my keyboard sometimes do something weird when i keep pressing y, y y y y y̷͔̥͙̣̫͌̏͠ ̵̢̞͕̩͈̀͊̕ẏ̵̙̃ ̴̼̮̀̓̾͒y̸͕͚̹̙̱̓ ̴̜̟̮͗̾̈̈y̶̡͚̗͇̱̅ ̷̛̲̝ÿ̸̢̘̪͚́̾ͅ ̵̫̭̲̿̍̿̏̍y̸̟̔̌ ̷̨̾̊̊͝

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proud_bandwagoners

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I play Genshin Impact

how to cure

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saidtheory

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uninstall it , download honkai

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danii1

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Not much better, people fawning over Black Swan lmao

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CoCloudy

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cant fix genshin players sorry fam

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proud_bandwagoners

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:((

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bhggjkl

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I drunk too much sen hopium and now I think they will best Loud. I want to get rid of these crazy thoughts

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saidtheory

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i have ED

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CoCloudy

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Illness: pee pee malfunction
Treatment: stroke that haodong until you make your chichoo all smoggy

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meyournightmare

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i have come 🗿

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bronzil_enjoyer

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Okobotro 🗿

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Zerphyr1

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Okobuntro 🐰

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bronzil_enjoyer

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Cockobuntro 🐰🐓

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CoCloudy

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COCK🐓

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30_bullets_vandal_guy

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I eat too much i cant eat less then 4 burgers per day and i'm getting fat my gf broke up with me help me

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CoCloudy

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Illness: american
Treatment: maybe eat 2 burger a day instead of 4

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alecksdesk

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people always diagnose me with having 0 trophies, please help

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CoCloudy

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Illness: L region
Treatment: train your patience until prx clear madrid

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DeluluGavin

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I desperately want Mako to join SK gaming and we make a freaking history like csgo.

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CoCloudy

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Illness: Mako D riding syndrome

Treatment: rewatch pacific grand finals and look scoreboard

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Jinxypoo

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New Zealand

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CoCloudy

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cant help with that fam your finished

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Danny

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Long time C9 fan

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CoCloudy

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Illness: Chronic C9 Brainwash

Treatment: watch curry streams to remeber the good times

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Danny

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Curry on the roster was NOT the good times😭

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CoCloudy

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YES IT WAS

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Danny

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Good times was when Xeta was still on the roster

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valcygnus

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LOUD believer

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CoCloudy

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Illness: Disassociating saadhak glazing disorder
Treatment: bronzil 💀

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MasterBlade

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Fake SEN fans get me annoyed, always. (Lose a round, disband team. Win a round, they say "lucky" or "meh" lmao) (help me docter)

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CoCloudy

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Illness: Sen allergy
treatment: try to avoid vlr during sen matches, theres influxes of sen fans and im not sure how you will handle it

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IndigoSSR_cnVALwin

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EDG and Trace Esports fan

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CoCloudy

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Illness: Schizo but chinese
Treatment: take a nice long nap until china kickoff starts

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elament

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One team region

(JJHB)

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CoCloudy

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Illness: dead region disorder
Treatment: 人穷志不穷

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LilRickyy

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SEN beats NRG 2-0

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CoCloudy

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not a disease? just fax..

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Xplodd

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I’m bouta be lonely af tomorrow cuz no valentine

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CoCloudy

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illness: Bitchless
treatment: me <3 😘

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dezzo

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I miss aspas on LOUD

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CoCloudy

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Illness: aspas grieving syndrome
Treatment: distract your self by grieving over pancade instead

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Pengu12

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Too much money

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LilRickyy

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Illness : Liar
Treatment : Become Male.

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Zerphyr1

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illness: delusion
treatment: remove sen flair

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_amBrian

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took my ochem midterm and im scared that i did shit on it

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CoCloudy

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Illness: Widdle baby
Treatment: MAN UP, YOU AFRAID OF A LITTLE CHEMISTRY? HUH?

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bronzil_enjoyer

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organic chemistry: rahhhhhhhhh

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yungbasel

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Hey doc, I wish ScreaM and Nivera were on a good team 😔

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CoCloudy

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Hey Man...
some things are going to be like that... You want something.. really bad ! like really bad...
but.. it doesnt happen, cause well.. thats the reality we live in you know? no one can consciously change that..
and thats whats so unique about it ! that we dont always get the good ending... no matter how badly we want it..

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yungbasel

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Thanks Doc.

So just to confirm, how many mg of bleach should I be taking daily?

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CoCloudy

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100mg should do you fine bud
If you start feeling normal again just lmk and I can up your dosage once more

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benjy

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I got a girl but I still feel alone (21) joking I don’t have one 😿😿😿

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CoCloudy

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W Mr. Savage
Illness: Gaurd grief disorder
Treatment: pick g2 to win americas (they aint winning ts 😭)

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benjy

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🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷

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CoCloudy

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what in the flip are you trying to say

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benjy

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🐽

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bronzil_enjoyer

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are you a dad benjy? 🐷🐷🐷

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benjy

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No I’m on about girlfriend

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Kirya

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Im too good for this world
What do I do

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CoCloudy

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Illness: Femb0y
Treatment: a big strong man (me)

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Kirya

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Lies

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CoCloudy

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which is the lie part?

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Kirya

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im not a femboy and you aren't a big strong man

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CoCloudy

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oh... :(

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Refrainings

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I have visions of leviatan not qualifying for madrid

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Zerphyr1

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no illness

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Refrainings

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lmao forgot about this thread but I predicted it

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RomanDmitri

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I feel lonely.

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CoCloudy

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aw :(
illness: bitchless 😂
Treatment: spam those spike rushes buddy, you'll find the one eventually

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Number_1_Sheydos_Fan

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I have an unhealthy obsession with the GOAT sheydos how to fix?

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CoCloudy

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Illness: sever sheydos addiction
Treatment: watch koi's recent game 😂

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Goldenoodles31

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i want to see a wardell comeback

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CoCloudy

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too far gone
even I cant help you with that

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preston_

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i am diagnosed with severe oce bias disease how to treat

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CoCloudy

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take a seat and smoke that hopium

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preston_

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im already high off disorder hopium

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CoCloudy

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KEEP SMOKING THAT PACK
I WILL TAKE MY THRONE BACK IN 4 HOURS WHEN THE MATCH STARTS
I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT MY FANS

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preston_

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#disorderwin
good luck tonight
i do not think i can play 😔

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condsicc

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When does Bonkers play I NEED TO WATCH

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CoCloudy

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patience young one
their time will come
it will come...

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condsicc

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Senpaiii o7 gl on your game tonight

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4rrowlol

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Mentally stable here 🥰

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Kiko

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Babybay is the best player in the world

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Gummybears

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SEN 3-0 FNC

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0fcuZ

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NRG vs SEN
Sunset 12-11 tenZ triple headshots aimlab clip... 😭😭😭

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CoCloudy

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bump 😥

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sideshowsbaldhead

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no job no friends no money no hoes no ambitions no swag

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Aayan

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I think I can prove that not all UK flags and FNC flairs are bad (delusional)

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cloudberry

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I sometimes switch languages mid-sentence. It's très ennuyeux et je le veux ¡para parar ahora!

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Frogger0_0

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delulu

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aspassonjiezounb

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sentinels fans keep baiting everyone who play against them