4rrowlol
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Registered: February 3, 2022
Last post: July 17, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Posts: 1090
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I really want to play ranked valorant with my crush, but shes only at 15, while I just got to 20. Does anyone else know how to level up accounts faster so she can reach level 20 with me and we can play ranked? Any help is appreciated. Thanks!

posted 5 hours ago

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

posted 5 hours ago

You can keep any other player and you choose tomaszy

posted 8 hours ago

Sure whenever fnatic isnt playing

posted 2 days ago

She used to be a great caster 2021-2022 but ever since 2023 she’s just been steady GLAZING fnatic and it’s only gotten worse and worse over time. Watching this game not even steel can save the cast from glazing the fuck out of them, Derke just now was in a 1v4 and pansy was fucking hyperventilating foaming at the mouth thinking he would actually fucking clutch like keep the same energy for every team???? She doesn’t even call out bad calls from fnatic, steel has to point those out himself

posted 2 days ago

eeiu is aura

posted 3 days ago

but its liquid and theyre below mid

posted 1 week ago

How is this relevant to the post

posted 1 week ago

naw bro runi can do shit too if they just stopped putting him in unwinnable positions its just xeppaa and vanity

posted 1 week ago

fair, i think victor has better utility tho, jaws mechanics are definitely better but vic plays the agent more properly

posted 1 week ago

Do these guys hate themselves or something? This sunset comp is abysmal and it baffles me why they think this shit would ever work against any team with mediocre strats and shooters, it makes even less sense for Furia to play this comp bc u can at least make an argument for texture Jett > raze, why is mwzera on Jett on a raze map 💀

posted 1 week ago

Looks way better now W list

posted 1 week ago

icy and mwzera over victor 💀 y’all just don’t watch the games huh

posted 1 week ago

He rich

posted 1 week ago

Should’ve made this a free charity viewer game

posted 1 week ago

The special occasion of getting off my shift 😇

posted 1 week ago

These matches literally do not matter in any way shape and form

posted 1 week ago

u couldnt be more wrong, weed is infinitely harder to get addicted to than most other drugs, you can even obtain it with a prescription/medcard, all the bullshit u hear about pot is literally government hysteria and common misconception, in reality alcohol is a so much worse for you (and in my opinion feels worse to consume) than weed, especially edibles which have little to no long term effects in comparison to like every other legal and illegal recreational drug

posted 1 week ago

lol the ppl here defending it, like me, are normal functioning people that like to kickback with their friends and get wasted every once in a while to destress from life shit nobody here is a drug addicted nonfunctioning alcoholic its rlly not that deep

posted 1 week ago

“Recreational drugs” refers to alcohol and, in the states, marijuana. Everything else is illegal lol

posted 1 week ago

Yea cuz gangs deal in illegal drugs not alcohol. Also they extort and murder countless innocents trafficking these illegal drugs. Hope this helps

posted 1 week ago

??? It’s not that deep

posted 1 week ago

REAL

posted 1 week ago

Walter white deniers continue to perplex me. The man has done so much for the city of Albuquerque and yet people act like he doesn’t exist smh

posted 1 week ago

Oh brother frat parties have way more than just alcohol in those cups LMFAO

posted 1 week ago

Naw it’s nothing to do with how much ur drinking it’s that it don’t even taste like alcohol so even routine drinkers can crash out on it if they haven’t had a lot of soju

Shi lowkey funny tho so keep on chugging soju it’s like the alcohol version of “this edible ain’t shit”

posted 1 week ago

Think it’s implied that ur going on drinks and popping shit with friends and having a good time rather than sitting at home doing shit bc ur an addict hope this helps

posted 1 week ago

Naw u just need to get the right spoon and hit the slot machines and ur set for life

posted 1 week ago

would u rather live happy for 30 years or live sad for 80

posted 1 week ago

no

posted 1 week ago

Soju a one way ticket to blackout, that shit taste like straight juice til ur in the bathroom with ur friends covered in ur own puke

posted 1 week ago

Ur trying to use logic to justify not drinking against ppl that are going thru shit so bad that they resort to drinking/drugs to ease their pain, it’s not logical but it’s tempting when ur down

posted 1 week ago

W press n cgrats

posted 1 week ago

LMFAOOOOOO

posted 1 week ago

The only explanation other than rage bait is he’s not American and has a different culture in Japan or wherever in Asia he’s from, which in this case nothing he’s said applies because he knows fuck all about current Asian American culture

posted 1 week ago

Yo this account is rage bait bro look below😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

posted 1 week ago

Ok yea nvm this is rage bait I fucking fell for it

posted 1 week ago

this account is either rage bait or genuinely cannot read in a straight line

posted 1 week ago

Ok u have to just be rage baiting at this point 😭😭😭😭😭

posted 1 week ago

Oh shit 😭 it sounded like he was doing well for himself my fault for assuming hope he finds his passion

posted 1 week ago

Because most AAPIs have money their children have more fucking opportunities to pursue their dreams, yk the whole idea of the “American Dream”? holy shit I’ve seen doorknobs with more reading comprehension than you

posted 1 week ago

Who is us bro? U realize nobody is taking ur side. Ur continuously playing the victim card and using ur own experience + fucking Reddit stories to try and invalidate my opinions 💀💀💀💀. You haven’t even responded to a single point and just resorted to calling me spoiled and coddled because my parents aren’t fucking retards lmfao

posted 1 week ago

Culture 110% does have an effect but they also got a serious power trip problem on top of that, if someone is happy, stable, and successful and they still find a way to be disappointed because they think video games harms children they’re really out of touch I feel for ur brother man hope he’s doing well

posted 1 week ago

Yes bro I’m really coddled because my parents don’t beat me for playing video games I’m sorry I have a life and don’t spend my days shut in my room doing fuck all but getting mad at fake Reddit stories and online opinions on vlr.gg

Like bro having parental trauma doesn’t give u an excuse to be a pathetic piece of shit lmao

posted 1 week ago

It’s pretty obvious that you don’t talk to people and don’t go outside. Your parents aren’t against u playing video games they’re against you being a shut in that only plays video games lmao ur corny as fuck nobody else has gotten this mad until you

posted 1 week ago

When the fuck did I say supportive???? All I said was more accepted relative to other ethnicities in America, ur just putting words on my mouth to fit ur narrative lmfao and ur assuming shit about my life because of an online opinion go fuck yourself

posted 1 week ago

bro are you even fucking American 😭😭😭😭 idk why ur so mad maybe don’t listen to internet rage stories and talk to people outside? my parents don’t even like video games but they’re still fine with me playing them, same with most other Asian Americans I know. The hard on games stance from parents has been shrinking more and more in America and Asian Americans especially as more millennials become parents and esports/streaming influence continues to grow

posted 1 week ago

Relative to other cultures it absolutely is

reading eyes please

posted 1 week ago

Yea I think that’s more of a family pride problem than a culture problem

posted 1 week ago
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