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FrenchToast [#2]dumb bitch disease with a side of delusional
how do i cure
Illness: French
Treatment: america visa
Zerphyr1 [#4]I have a severe case of vlr baiting, how do I cure??
Illness: Chronic Baiting Syndrome
Treatment: Switch flair to 100t so everyone ignores u
FrenchToast [#6]bet.
any americans want to get married or nah
my Brazilian friend has an American passport
kitsuneHP [#9]i keep hoping for the best only to get disappointed. how do I cure it??
Illness: Hopium Overdose
Treatment: Motivashonal speech
Embrace disappointments as opportunities for growth and learning. Each setback is a stepping stone towards success and resilience. Shift your focus towards gratitude and acceptance, knowing that better things are on the horizon.
Take time to nourish your mind, body, and soul through self-care activities that bring you joy and fulfillment. Surround yourself with positive influences who uplift and inspire you.
Practice mindfulness, meditation, and positive affirmations to cultivate a powerful and resilient mindset. Remember, you are strong, capable, and deserving of all the good things that life has to offer.
Conut [#10]I dont know my illness help me find out
Historical data suggested men with VLR disease have a reduced risk of disease progression compared to other low risk (LR) men. In this study, we evaluate contemporary initial management, disease progression, and predictors of upgrading for VLR and LR patients in a multi-centered hospital system.
vispri [#16]im stuck in a virtual reality world
Illness: chronically online
Treatment: Start journaling all your violent tendencies
Simp4S0m [#14]beutifulbigtittybuttnakedwomenjustdontfallouttheskyyaknow
Illness: Horny
Treatment: viper mommy dom asmr
Ballsamolee [#21]I have a severe case of getting no bitches? How to cure?
Illness: Bitchless Broski Syndrom
Treatment: spam swiftplays until you find bitches
condsicc [#22]I am in need for a valentine for this wednesday
Illness: depression
Treatment: me <3 🤗😘
MNFRKK [#24]“Skrossi is the most underrated player in the world and he should get more chances”
Help
Illness: vct down syndrome
treatment: go to nepal and train to be a monk so you dont have to talk
SanitySP [#23]I have psoriatic arthritis
Only real illness's please !!
I cant diagnose fake symptoms !!
GlitchGull [#30]I have work day one of kickoff what's the diagnosis :'(
Illness: nt man :(
treatment: quickly go merica and spread disease to half the team, mathc get reschedule (very epic)
CoCloudy [#31]Illness: nt man :(
treatment: quickly go merica and spread disease to half the team, mathc get reschedule (very epic)
ty doc will do
saidtheory [#40]uninstall it , download honkai
Not much better, people fawning over Black Swan lmao
saidtheory [#39]i have ED
Illness: pee pee malfunction
Treatment: stroke that haodong until you make your chichoo all smoggy
Xyarin [#33]I keep hoping that prx wont choke this time doc.
Illness: prx hopium overdose
Treatment: support bleed
Saiki_taha [#34]SEN will qualify to Madrid
classic sen hopium overdose
so sad to see so many this time of the year :(
just watch some tenz whiff montages and you should be fine
FrenchToast [#6]bet.
any americans want to get married or nah
go to australia we have public healthcare and no guns
alecksdesk [#57]people always diagnose me with having 0 trophies, please help
Illness: L region
Treatment: train your patience until prx clear madrid
30_bullets_vandal_guy [#56]I eat too much i cant eat less then 4 burgers per day and i'm getting fat my gf broke up with me help me
Illness: american
Treatment: maybe eat 2 burger a day instead of 4
kitsuneHP [#9]i keep hoping for the best only to get disappointed. how do I cure it??
Dont support Sentinels
DeluluGavin [#64]I desperately want Mako to join SK gaming and we make a freaking history like csgo.
Illness: Mako D riding syndrome
Treatment: rewatch pacific grand finals and look scoreboard
MasterBlade [#68]Fake SEN fans get me annoyed, always. (Lose a round, disband team. Win a round, they say "lucky" or "meh" lmao) (help me docter)
Illness: Sen allergy
treatment: try to avoid vlr during sen matches, theres influxes of sen fans and im not sure how you will handle it
Danny [#66]Long time C9 fan
Illness: Chronic C9 Brainwash
Treatment: watch curry streams to remeber the good times
CoCloudy [#73]Illness: Chronic C9 Brainwash
Treatment: watch curry streams to remeber the good times
Curry on the roster was NOT the good times😭
number1_cned_hater [#60]am i invited?!
um... listen... soo.. theres a lot of people on the list already...
CoCloudy [#83]um... listen... soo.. theres a lot of people on the list already...
I thought we were friends :(
number1_cned_hater [#84]I thought we were friends :(
AH ok sorry
Ill remove zephyr..
you'll get a place <3
dezzo [#82]I miss aspas on LOUD
Illness: aspas grieving syndrome
Treatment: distract your self by grieving over pancade instead
IndigoSSR_cnVALwin [#77]EDG and Trace Esports fan
Illness: Schizo but chinese
Treatment: take a nice long nap until china kickoff starts
_amBrian [#95]took my ochem midterm and im scared that i did shit on it
Illness: Widdle baby
Treatment: MAN UP, YOU AFRAID OF A LITTLE CHEMISTRY? HUH?
lielahh [#49]go to australia we have public healthcare and no guns
But you have monsters at every turn that will eat humans. Y'all need guns
CoCloudy [#97]Illness: Widdle baby
Treatment: MAN UP, YOU AFRAID OF A LITTLE CHEMISTRY? HUH?
organic chemistry: rahhhhhhhhh
yungbasel [#98]But you have monsters at every turn that will eat humans. Y'all need guns
i’d ratherhave to deal with monsaters with no gun than humans w guns
benjy [#101]I got a girl but I still feel alone (21) joking I don’t have one 😿😿😿
W Mr. Savage
Illness: Gaurd grief disorder
Treatment: pick g2 to win americas (they aint winning ts 😭)
yungbasel [#99]Hey doc, I wish ScreaM and Nivera were on a good team 😔
Hey Man...
some things are going to be like that... You want something.. really bad ! like really bad...
but.. it doesnt happen, cause well.. thats the reality we live in you know? no one can consciously change that..
and thats whats so unique about it ! that we dont always get the good ending... no matter how badly we want it..
CoCloudy [#103]W Mr. Savage
Illness: Gaurd grief disorder
Treatment: pick g2 to win americas (they aint winning ts 😭)
🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷
benjy [#101]I got a girl but I still feel alone (21) joking I don’t have one 😿😿😿
are you a dad benjy? 🐷🐷🐷
lielahh [#102]i’d ratherhave to deal with monsaters with no gun than humans w guns
But they'll eat you and your kids 😭. Let me save your life damn it. Buy guns from me
CoCloudy [#104]Hey Man...
some things are going to be like that... You want something.. really bad ! like really bad...
but.. it doesnt happen, cause well.. thats the reality we live in you know? no one can consciously change that..
and thats whats so unique about it ! that we dont always get the good ending... no matter how badly we want it..
Thanks Doc.
So just to confirm, how many mg of bleach should I be taking daily?
yungbasel [#108]Thanks Doc.
So just to confirm, how many mg of bleach should I be taking daily?
100mg should do you fine bud
If you start feeling normal again just lmk and I can up your dosage once more
yungbasel [#107]But they'll eat you and your kids 😭. Let me save your life damn it. Buy guns from me
do not do it i bought guns from him and they only shot out glitter
FrenchToast [#2]dumb bitch disease with a side of delusional
how do i cure
I'm thinking there's more to this ://
Kirya [#112]Im too good for this world
What do I do
Illness: Femb0y
Treatment: a big strong man (me)
CoCloudy [#44]Illness: prx hopium overdose
Treatment: support bleed
Dr. that was bad advice. thank god i saw this today. not 5 days ago. otherwise i would have kept supporting Bleed. thank god. W xccurate W sayaplayer. T1 top3 APAC. lets go.
Xyarin [#125]Dr. that was bad advice. thank god i saw this today. not 5 days ago. otherwise i would have kept supporting Bleed. thank god. W xccurate W sayaplayer. T1 top3 APAC. lets go.
but... the tech pause....
its not their fault...
RomanDmitri [#128]I feel lonely.
aw :(
illness: bitchless 😂
Treatment: spam those spike rushes buddy, you'll find the one eventually
Number_1_Sheydos_Fan [#129]I have an unhealthy obsession with the GOAT sheydos how to fix?
Illness: sever sheydos addiction
Treatment: watch koi's recent game 😂
preston_ [#133]i am diagnosed with severe oce bias disease how to treat
take a seat and smoke that hopium
preston_ [#136]im already high off disorder hopium
KEEP SMOKING THAT PACK
I WILL TAKE MY THRONE BACK IN 4 HOURS WHEN THE MATCH STARTS
I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT MY FANS
CoCloudy [#137]KEEP SMOKING THAT PACK
I WILL TAKE MY THRONE BACK IN 4 HOURS WHEN THE MATCH STARTS
I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT MY FANS
#disorderwin
good luck tonight
i do not think i can play 😔
condsicc [#139]When does Bonkers play I NEED TO WATCH
patience young one
their time will come
it will come...
CoCloudy [#140]patience young one
their time will come
it will come...
Senpaiii o7 gl on your game tonight
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