But the first person to reply to you gets to pick a secondary effect of the superpower GO
cool hat
you have 3 hours daily of dick tip cramps
big cock
no cumming
erectile dysfunction
I become racist
ur a minority blue skin ugly avatar lookin ass
USA
Canada and Mexico are annexed
no side effects, you are good to go brother 🦅🦅🦅
radiant in vlr
But iron in getting pussy
you're saying bussy is still on the table? 🗿 I'm chilling
Born with a third foot
no more vlr cup
sighs draws a knife
stopping time
no more slurs
dang it!
every time you do it you are naked when it starts again
🗿
you have to be the goat of VALORANT
im already goat of the VALORANT everyone knows this
I gave you a freebie
unlimited bitches
u like men
honestly i don't really want unlimited bitches i just want my best friend to like me back 😔😔😔
lemon likes you back
have "luck" stat capped at 100
no limbs including any substitutes for them
well hed be super lucky that technological advancements means he gets some sick robot arms and legs so wouldnt really affect him
edit: hed be super lucky that scientists discover a way to inject gekko dna into him so he can regrow limbs
Lmfao
im gay
You like women
every man on earth ceases to exist
Chronicle
but you have stage 4 terminal cancer
wtf KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
The ability to conjure a mass of energy equivalent to the tsar bomba with my hands
don’t see how that could go wrong, no side effects
no hands
Balance
But you only have one testicle
botssi 🗿
But you're stack in Orangutan
ability to pause time
you can do it a certain amount of times before you get stuck in the frozen time but the amount of times isn't knowable. Could be 1000+ times or it could be 3 times
:) superpower
But u have stage four testicular cancer
as long as i can make people smile :)
listen to me, ur balls will itch 24/7 and no amount of pinching and twisting will stop it
what if i chop them off
Shadow ball itch
Time travel
but you age faster the more you time travel
you’re racist
U live in da hood
friends power
You speak fluent nonsense as your only language
you're a leper
family
But you're not Vin Diesel
but I'm family
BUT NOTHING BEATS FAMILY
I can make anyone I want suddenly racist
but they are only racist against you
Why would want to morph people into being gamr 😭
biden blast
but trump has a crush on you and relentlessly stalks you
but that's a dream come true
biden blast on trump
Flight
but you have no arms, would be funny watching a guy flying wihthout arms 😭😭😭
but u fly around upside down with your dick circling around acting as the propeller
The fuck is wrong with you
Ability to go SSJ and above including SSG and SSB
but ur bald
will you still love me
Bald buff amplifies the superpower effect
nappa on ssj
super speed
but you have to eat dogshit as fuel
Your brain processes everything slower on 30% compared to average. Good luck running fast without craahing into walls all the time
you are confined to a wheelchair
The superpower is unaffected by the secondary effect🗿 Hence a normal dude
But you’re Domination
Boring. I wanted to make your balls explode
be viper husband
but you're chamber
Ability to run really fast
you dont have legs
*with my hands :)
Wanking my weiner 13times a day
but you only have 1 arm and no leg
ahh that sounds sad
the power to punch someone through the internet
but your a pedo
pedo slayer
But your penis explodes if you do it more than once a day
But they can punch you back
Mind control. I plan to change the world
you have a 50% chance of spontaneously combusting every day
Ope Ope no Mi powers
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