But the first person to reply to you gets to pick a secondary effect of the superpower
GO

cool hat

batchestingveryhard [#3]

cool hat

you have 3 hours daily of dick tip cramps

big cock

acels2 [#5]

big cock

no cumming

acels2 [#5]

big cock

erectile dysfunction

I become racist

USA

Yistyy [#8]

I become racist

ur a minority blue skin ugly avatar lookin ass

MeloSquids [#2]

but ur racist

"Haha you are visible 🫵🏻🤣"

EWW_EU_EWHO [#9]

USA

Canada and Mexico are annexed

EWW_EU_EWHO [#9]

USA

no side effects, you are good to go brother 🦅🦅🦅

radiant in vlr

nutab1e [#14]

radiant in vlr

But iron in getting pussy

Born with a third foot

Yistyy [#15]

But iron in getting pussy

you're saying bussy is still on the table? 🗿 I'm chilling

Kuuga [#16]

Born with a third foot

no more vlr cup

stopping time

BayArea [#19]

stopping time

no more slurs

BayArea [#19]

stopping time

every time you do it you are naked when it starts again

🗿

BackoxyXD [#22]

🗿

you have to be the goat of VALORANT

nutab1e [#20]

no more slurs

dang it!

unlimited bitches

luckypleb [#25]

unlimited bitches

u like men

have "luck" stat capped at 100

Cat4clysma [#27]

have "luck" stat capped at 100

no limbs including any substitutes for them

nutab1e [#23]

you have to be the goat of VALORANT

im already goat of the VALORANT everyone knows this

batchestingveryhard [#28]

no limbs including any substitutes for them

well hed be super lucky that technological advancements means he gets some sick robot arms and legs so wouldnt really affect him

edit: hed be super lucky that scientists discover a way to inject gekko dna into him so he can regrow limbs

BackoxyXD [#29]

im already goat of the VALORANT everyone knows this

I gave you a freebie

im gay

bigboy [#32]

im gay

You like women

nutab1e [#18]

no more vlr cup

sighs
draws a knife

Chronicle

CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer [#35]

Chronicle

but you have stage 4 terminal cancer

The ability to conjure a mass of energy equivalent to the tsar bomba with my hands

Balance

botssi 🗿

Sh1rpie [#37]

The ability to conjure a mass of energy equivalent to the tsar bomba with my hands

don’t see how that could go wrong, no side effects

ability to pause time

aylez [#41]

ability to pause time

you can do it a certain amount of times before you get stuck in the frozen time but the amount of times isn't knowable. Could be 1000+ times or it could be 3 times

:) superpower

oofington [#43]

:) superpower

But u have stage four testicular cancer

Pengu12 [#44]

But u have stage four testicular cancer

as long as i can make people smile :)

Time travel

Ailed [#46]

Time travel

but you age faster the more you time travel

oofington [#45]

as long as i can make people smile :)

listen to me, ur balls will itch 24/7 and no amount of pinching and twisting will stop it

bigboy [#36]

but you have stage 4 terminal cancer

wtf KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

you’re racist

Subreezy [#50]

you’re racist

U live in da hood

Pengu12 [#48]

listen to me, ur balls will itch 24/7 and no amount of pinching and twisting will stop it

what if i chop them off

Brimstan [#52]

what if i chop them off

Shadow ball itch

friends power

family

bigboy [#32]

im gay

every man on earth ceases to exist

Joakin [#54]

friends power

You speak fluent nonsense as your only language

Sh1rpie [#37]

The ability to conjure a mass of energy equivalent to the tsar bomba with my hands

no hands

Joakin [#54]

friends power

you're a leper

cCyan [#55]

family

But you're not Vin Diesel

ortuh [#30]

well hed be super lucky that technological advancements means he gets some sick robot arms and legs so wouldnt really affect him

edit: hed be super lucky that scientists discover a way to inject gekko dna into him so he can regrow limbs

Lmfao

adilKhan [#60]

But you're not Vin Diesel

but I'm family

bronzil_enjoyer [#39]

botssi 🗿

But you're stack in Orangutan

LimiNaL [#38]

Balance

But you only have one testicle

I can make anyone I want suddenly racist

biden blast

Nilonesia [#65]

I can make anyone I want suddenly racist

but they are only racist against you

Nilonesia [#65]

I can make anyone I want suddenly racist

Why would want to morph people into being gamr 😭

Flight

Ability to go SSJ and above including SSG and SSB

cCyan [#62]

but I'm family

NOT VIN DIESEL

Dolphin [#69]

Flight

but you have no arms, would be funny watching a guy flying wihthout arms 😭😭😭

Dolphin [#69]

Flight

but u fly around upside down with your dick circling around acting as the propeller

koromast [#66]

biden blast

but trump has a crush on you and relentlessly stalks you

Obelisk [#70]

Ability to go SSJ and above including SSG and SSB

but ur bald

Nachtel [#75]

but ur bald

will you still love me

Nachtel [#75]

but ur bald

Bald buff amplifies the superpower effect

super speed

1phnxe [#74]

but trump has a crush on you and relentlessly stalks you

but that's a dream come true

1phnxe [#74]

but trump has a crush on you and relentlessly stalks you

biden blast on trump

Nachtel [#75]

but ur bald

nappa on ssj

Cosmic_ [#78]

super speed

but you have to eat dogshit as fuel

Cosmic_ [#78]

super speed

Your brain processes everything slower on 30% compared to average. Good luck running fast without craahing into walls all the time

The superpower is unaffected by the secondary effect🗿 Hence a normal dude

Domination [#84]

The superpower is unaffected by the secondary effect🗿 Hence a normal dude

But you’re Domination

Cosmic_ [#78]

super speed

you are confined to a wheelchair

Domination [#84]

The superpower is unaffected by the secondary effect🗿 Hence a normal dude

Boring. I wanted to make your balls explode

be viper husband

1phnxe [#73]

but u fly around upside down with your dick circling around acting as the propeller

The fuck is wrong with you

s0ber [#26]

u like men

honestly i don't really want unlimited bitches i just want my best friend to like me back 😔😔😔

bilim [#88]

be viper husband

but you're chamber

Ability to run really fast

unknown_trash [#92]

Ability to run really fast

you dont have legs

Wanking my weiner 13times a day

omoshiroioshirin [#94]

Wanking my weiner 13times a day

but you only have 1 arm and no leg

bilim [#95]

but you only have 1 arm and no leg

ahh that sounds sad

south_america_best_region [#71]

NOT VIN DIESEL

BUT NOTHING BEATS FAMILY

the power to punch someone through the internet

pullupthen [#98]

the power to punch someone through the internet

but your a pedo

bobkiller [#99]

but your a pedo

pedo slayer

luckypleb [#90]

honestly i don't really want unlimited bitches i just want my best friend to like me back 😔😔😔

lemon likes you back

pullupthen [#98]

the power to punch someone through the internet

But your penis explodes if you do it more than once a day

bigboy [#93]

you dont have legs

*with my hands :)

Mind control. I plan to change the world

pullupthen [#98]

the power to punch someone through the internet

But they can punch you back

Ope Ope no Mi powers

Prathades [#104]

Mind control. I plan to change the world

you have a 50% chance of spontaneously combusting every day