Cheasle2
Flag: Australia
Registered: July 20, 2020
Last post: August 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Posts: 3765
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hahahaha thinking KK is anywhere close to donk

posted 49 minutes ago

nobody is close and I doubt we will see anything like that for at least a decade.

posted 1 hour ago

who?

posted 3 days ago

open the schools

posted 4 days ago

They got investigated by the IBIA, not themselves

posted 4 days ago

you're throwing poo at an inanimate brick wall and he walks past and calls you a moron, then you snap back accusing him of defending the brick wall lol

posted 4 days ago

He should publicly apologise to Bob and Fair.

posted 4 days ago

bump

posted 4 days ago

that's stupid. If I'm holding A and they all rush B and die before I even see anyone, why should my stats suffer? KAST is a measure of how many rounds you didn't int. The only time you don't fulfil KAST is if you die for nothing.

posted 5 days ago

KAST is the most important stat in the game and if you think otherwise. you're dumb

posted 6 days ago

ain't no way a 14 yo is typing at me

posted 1 week ago

07? bruh u an infant

posted 1 week ago

Valorant needs more gamemodes. And no i don't mean the base game with slight tweaks, i mean actually game-changing gamemodes that are completely disconnected from the base game.

here's some gamemodes you can already play in a custom that are really fun, but would be even better if properly implemented.

  1. Oping Cypher (1v1 or 2v2)
    pick a site on any map (Icebox A is my favorite). Both of you pick cypher. You can ONLY use the op or knife. You have infinite cages and trips (no cams, no ults). First to 13 wins.

  2. Satchel Race (any amount of players)
    choose a route from one side of the map to another, both pick raze and race to satchel to the other side. Infinite satchels.

  3. Pit fight (1v1 or 2v2)
    both pick Viper and use Viper's pit in the exact same spot. Then walk to opposite ends. You can both only use the knife. First person to die, or drop their ult, loses.

and ideas for Riot gamemodes:

  1. ultimate roulette (5v5)
    Swiftplay rules, all 4 abilities are replaced with random ults every round.

  2. Chaos retake (5v5
    bomb is planted, but BOTH teams are trying to retake and defuse the SAME bomb.

  3. Isolation (1v1v1v1v1v1v1v1)
    8 person gamemode which acts as a 1v1 tournament. Each person 1v1s other players and get points for winning. The player with the most points wins. (this could also be fast paced to make it a viable warmup mode)

  4. Wingman (2v2)
    seriously, how is there not a wingman mode in Valorant yet?

posted 1 week ago

that's literally what it was before and she was broken

posted 1 week ago

make the recharge 60s.

posted 1 week ago

Yosemite
Suygetsu
Atakaptan
Flashback
F0rsaken
Chronicle
Alfajer

posted 1 week ago

she's still broken Dambi is just washed

posted 1 week ago

?

posted 1 week ago

Reyge solos

posted 1 week ago

if either of those 3 teams get top 4 in champs ill post tits

posted 1 week ago

"TLN, GE, and TS look like world beaters"

https://imgur.com/a/vTVGjr4

posted 1 week ago

dodging maps doesn't even work in Valorant, it always gives you the same map when you queue

posted 1 week ago

evening out the odds = better viewing experience

posted 1 week ago

They're aware, but playing your preferred 2 maps 1st and 3rd at least guarantees the first few maps are a more even playing field (better viewing experience)

posted 2 weeks ago

T1 won a tournament remember

posted 2 weeks ago

I go to see Superman, super happy, finna eat some popcorn and watch a personal Top 3 superhero grace live action once again. I open twitter while in line and I see Boostio dropped, I'm fucking pissed now, I surely can't enjoy Superman now.

I watch the movie, fantastic movie, could be better tho - 8/10. I come back home, and I see... 100T KESS?? This mfer can shoot, don't get me wrong, but WHAT ARE THESE ROLES.

I am a Loud supporter from now on, I called them going 5-0 weeks ago. Lukxo is future goat. VAMOS.

posted 2 weeks ago

Yeah I made my account 1 month after valorant released

posted 2 weeks ago

Absurd falloff from wolves. Wth happened! Lock in lads.

posted 2 weeks ago

Dambi

posted 2 weeks ago

Haha dude I have the oldest account on vlr

posted 2 weeks ago

dying makes you lose rounds, not the other way around. Him having fewer deaths is a direct reason as to why they lost fewer rounds. If Meiy had 2 deaths, they wouldn't have lost 7 rounds. He would probably have less kills and ACS, but DFM would win more. See what i'm getting at here?

posted 2 weeks ago

all eyes on Lukxo now, u have that talent scouter gene

posted 2 weeks ago

yeah it's hypothetical, and like you said you can't be sure he would keep it up if it kept going. But it puts into perspective how insane his stats actually were in that brief game.

posted 2 weeks ago

rating isn't about how hard you carried, it's about how well you played. Having a better KD, FD and KAST means you played better (stats wise) which is why his rating stat is higher.

posted 2 weeks ago

like think about it, if that map kept going, he would be on track to be like 40/4 with 100% impact, But it ended 13-1.

posted 2 weeks ago

Jinboong was 20/2 and 100% KAST ofc he is getting a better rating

posted 2 weeks ago

Same lmao thank god he's on the bench

posted 2 weeks ago

Oh udotan is just that good huh

posted 2 weeks ago

do you think derke regrets leaving fnatic

posted 2 weeks ago

ye i tried that but it was buggin
jinggg got 10 so i missed 2 points!!! 🤑🤑🤑

posted 2 weeks ago

i wanted f0rsaken as my igl but my entire team exploded if i tried to take igl off jinggg 😭

posted 2 weeks ago

congrats

posted 2 weeks ago

based

posted 2 weeks ago

Not all girls find it unattractive
besides, men like being hairy, I think

posted 2 weeks ago

yeah the scheduling miss-match thing is really annoying. I just wanna pick all the players at the same time and run with it as the weeks go by. The fact it's meta to start with full pacific players and then rotate them is so boring and linear.

posted 3 weeks ago

Hello I defend saudi I make 130k and I have time to rage bait on vlr

posted 3 weeks ago

Congrats cutie ^^

posted 3 weeks ago

yes

posted 3 weeks ago

Corrode is the best map they have ever added to the game. Every other map is a different flavour of shit

posted 3 weeks ago
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