I'm sorry for the things I've done wrong surrounding this situation. I'm 100% at fault. I'll own up for my mistakes

Boobyassgay

I do the editing description is not my job 😡

I would body the whole cast

https://www.vlr.gg/user/vct_fan

goat ragebaiter is back

about that 💀

Hey psi0n I heard you like em young

Won't be surprised if flashback sues this guy for defamation

Dude is so awfully and weirdly consistently trying to resurface and concentrate on an incident that needs to be investigated and confirmed by drx against absolutely baseless claims

Been seeing all of this Flashback stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

GoatNext Apology Form:

☑ The media convinced me zeek was done
☑ I didn't watch the actual games
☑ I miss old Acend too much
☑ I don't know Valorant
☑ I was jealous of PROFEK
☑ Mecury was in retrograde

✔ I will hereby respect GoatNext and I will NOT talk down on the future first-ballot Hall of Famer

💀 wait I actually did

Been seeing all of this Flashback stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

calma senor

k0rya does not do the fucking

people discovered 2010s internet

zj0s

s0y 0t w0th m0

LE0 F0RIA

the team is cooked bro look toward 2025

True but fraudulent team

top 10 shitty canadian suburbs and casino spots

sf overhype needs to be studied

johnqt went to the emergency room

if sen make it out of their group I will eat my mouse

bait 😡

Ass, why don't they let these artists make something more interesting

can't blame them

literally cleared out before the trophy was lifted 😂

1. Sao Paulo during 11-3 incident
2. Shanghai during GenG victory

what others?

-ange1 +baddyg

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

whomegalul

fluffy aimers are a sleeper pick but probably oxg

anything can work against t0s0m

he did? you haven't seen his recent games the lineup is crisp

j0nggg

meteor in the goat discussion

no I said the reason already

last year is so clear

le0 f0ria shat all over this entire year

they will be bored when they don't play the majority of the tournament since they've done everything there already :(

flair 😭

hahahaha first leo faria W

-2ge?

didn't this guy post a selfie of his chin and then go -25 against sayf?
🥶

unfortunately vlr has a mickey mouse rating system so we can't even use that

hello my 🦟

sen is literally gonna get bent over on stage im praying for you

CS players call s1mple the goat with 1 major and even before he won a major

because it's plain to anyone with eyes that no one comes close individually in the server

same goes for aspas

nah mibr core is clear of c9

why EMEA is gonna win champs

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amedy

alright everyone

you are not ready for this discussion yet, but i'm throwing it out there anyways.

EMEA will dominate champs. the only team that could win against TH or FNC is GenG. Americas is cooked. G2 is an ascension team, meanwhile Lev struggles to beat a KRU that can only beat Cloud9. Whenever those guys get ecoed or start losing a few rounds they look lost, com is literally a walking ult orb trash. SEN is so washed too, they lost to 100t who DIDNT EVEN MAKE CHAMPS. You guys can't see Americas is so done as a region?

And APAC isn't much better. DRX has looked fraudulent, and PRX is not the same. Jingg needs to learn more agents than Raze which is nerfed and a mid Sage, this guy gets glazed way too much.

Besides, as a region, we have the top of the talent, with players like miniboo, woot, sayf, cned, yetujey, alfa, hiro. plus insane IGLs like boaster and boo. the only team that actually looks like they can take the trophy from FNC or TH's hands is GenG, and they have not looked like the team that won Shanghai. DRX just got 9 rounds on attack haven with the same strat every round, imagine what a proper antistrat from an intelligent coaching staff will actually do. Y'all are so cooked, thank me later when the trophy is ours.

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