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100 REASONS WHY ASUNA IS BUNS

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king_bob
  1. he cant aim
  2. bad movement
  3. is the reason why 100t never won anything
  4. been on 100t since day 1 and still nothing
  5. no trophies
  6. aims like he's being tasered
  7. poor agent pool
  8. cant play jett
  9. can only paly good onbind
  10. even if he's on bind he's rpobably getting gapped anyways
  11. remember that sen vs 100t series in 2023 LCQ dude tenz gapped him how you gonna get gapped on bind by 2023 tenz like whawt the fuck
  12. hes toxic
  13. always yells he alwaaaays yells
  14. bomb bomb omb that kinda yelling its so annoying like let your team fuckign comm properly
  15. nadeshot isnt ceo anymore he's getting dropped soon
  16. peaked when da vinci was still painting
  17. asuna stop buying the vandal
  18. he cant aim on the vandal thats why he always goes phantom because its easier to control because he aims like 6. its so insane
  19. cant op
  20. last time he op'd his shot hit someone on stage it was a disaster
  21. asuna what are youd oing bro wait for your team
  22. cant wait for his team
  23. aims weird like super weird
  24. "TETHER TETHER DEFAULT TETHER DEFAULT" like bro ur dead lol
  25. how many more years does it take for 100t to reaalize he needs to go
  26. asuna what are u doingggggg
  27. he goes 1:291 in FK:FD and everyone will glaze him for the commitment like bro hes just feeding man
  28. we asked asuna to win a trophy and he blocked our number
  29. probably evil
  30. showingsigns of cognitive deficiency
  31. cryo cant always bail you out asuna
  32. asuna why wont the bad games you always have ever be remembered by everyone
  33. wtf does asuna even mean
  34. apparently its some anime girl character's name like come on man have some shame asuna
  35. wtf are we dooooooinggggg https://x.com/Asunaa/status/1884715675228250568
  36. asuna u dont look cute in that dress lmfaooo what are we doing asuna
  37. hes got the fan up too asuna please put on some pants
  38. cant play pistol rounds because he cant crouch spray panic attack like he always does with the phantom
  39. who put asuna on tier 1
  40. every phantom nerf asuna's kd drops by 15% its true
  41. asuna isnt even in his 20s he faked his birth date his family did it its true he's actually like 30
  42. believe it or not buit he was born someone deep in europe thats why he plays valorant like that he plays valorant like he never wants to go back to those european villages again
  43. asuna how was your time in europe growiing up in your little european village hut how was it asuna
  44. "it was SO not poggers king bob it was awful kingbob"
  45. lol i dont even care asuna who tf are u talllking to lmfaoooo
  46. asuna whena re u gonna win a trophy asuna
  47. no asuna first strike does not count lol
  48. bro said frist strike lfmaoo
  49. asuna nobody cared about first strike the minute vct started why do you think anybody would care about it now 2 weeks before 2026
  50. first strike is crazy like why dont u at least rep your americas split win last year
  51. that cryo and boostio won for u btw
  52. at least it has more respectthan first strike first strike is genuinely a complet efucking joke specifically because you and 100T won it
  53. its ridiculous
  54. bro said first strike and not the americas split
  55. asuna why wont 100t ever drop you and pick someoine better
  56. no asuna nobody's gonna buy for you this round we actually wanna get some kills lol
  57. bro said requesting a phantom nobody is buying you a fucking phnatom asuna
  58. why dont youat least learn the odin or something since you love spray and praying so much
  59. asuna why cant you be like mada or somethign why cant you be a great duelist
  60. like how are your best games on kayo and not on duelist ithink that's pretty crazy
  61. "asuna is a duelist" then why cant he play duelist properly
  62. does 100t just love bad players
  63. we're headng into 2026 btw and asuna is still in tier1
  64. 100t drops him i promise you nobody in tier 1 or tier 2 is picking up "asuna"
  65. he said "BOMBBOMBOMBOMBOMB" like ur dead lmaoo ur dead asuna clear comms asuna stop talking bro
  66. tether default like why cant u do that oh wait u cant
#2
king_bob
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i cant do this shit

#3
Cryoglazer
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k0ng b0b

#6
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Mad cuz bad frfr

#7
Cryoglazer
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asuna clears nAts

#8
ButterflyEffect23
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even Asuna doesn't believe this

#12
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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"[nAts] is the only person I would wish to see before I die, and the only person I would wish to be, were I not Asuna." - Asuna, 2025

#14
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Does nobody get the reference

#18
twigster001
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crickets

#23
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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"[Handel] is the only person I would wish to see before I die, and the only person I would wish to be, were I not Bach."

#25
twigster001
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that's a fire quote nvm, sorry for hating :(

#27
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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You are forgiven

#31
shaggyboy1030
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I gotcha Bach

#33
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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You know ball

#36
DSBY
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agreed

#43
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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0/8
I don't think kc made a single international btw
Also nAts did all 3 in his 1st year of igling, that's talent
Asuna could not do that

#4
BerLINglazer
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wow so sigma]sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy

#5
femboyhater
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lets continue from 68 KING_BOB

#9
king_bob
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i cant i just heard gunshots outside i think people are dying

#34
Goatfnc
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Don't tell me you just killed another pet

#10
poggpigg
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i think the asuna hate is underserved

he’s a solid player ❤️

spread love not hate 🥰

#11
twigster001
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apparently its some anime girl character's name like come on man have some shame asuna

tell me you don't know ball without telling me you don't know ball

#28
MeloSquids
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i'd rather not know ball than watch anime

#29
twigster001
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having a vendetta against anime in the big 2025

#56
FusionLULW
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filipino hating on anime 💔💔💔

#57
MeloSquids
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whatever suits ur fantasies lil bro 🌻🌸🤍

#59
gutterslugs
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idk if sao is one of those past hits thats will be revered revisited feels somewhat forgotten today

#13
MrBlooBloom
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give me 34 more buddy

#15
Duduajo
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Common king_bob W

#16
m4
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  1. m4 tried to save 100 Thieves but then everyone lost their jobs.
#19
SkyXD
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wtf are we dooooooinggggg https://x.com/Asunaa/status/1884715675228250568

https://x.com/CubertAcademy/status/1884731328727314672
be proud

#22
m4
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LMAO. o7

#37
Goatfnc
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LoL

#17
EpicGamerGamingEpicly
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gave up so quick not a real hater smh

#20
sw4gman
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rope merchant. Cant wait for the shaky aim gimmick player to get sent to unemployment

#21
foythvlr
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this might be your funniest post yet. you just start talking alone mid post and dont even list 100 reasons. you mention first strike SIX TIMES in a row. you really look like a schizophrenic here im actually impressed. magnum opus

#24
SkyXD
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demon1's spiritual pressure is able to snap jawgemo out of his berserk mode in matches, someone needs to be able to control jawgemo's bloodlust, leaf cannot do that. like imagine placing a poisonous burger in a room with jawgemo in it, demon1's aura is able to telepathically communicate to jawgemo to not eat the burger, leaf on the other hand would ask to split it 50/50

#26
foythvlr
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this is a reply so it doesnt count

#30
SkyXD
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thats fair

#58
king_bob
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nope

#32
Madouza
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he's bad, but what does him wearing the dress have to do with that? It's F A B R I C

#35
Maniacwolf
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“Probably evil” 💀

#38
satellite_kov
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sigh if only king_bob would wear the chinese new year outfit...

#48
king_bob
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keep sighing buddy

#50
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Kind Bob hru ☺️

#51
king_bob
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WORST DAY OF MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE

#52
SkyXD
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are you okay

#53
king_bob
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ya XDDD

#54
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Me to XD

#39
ARix145
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King bob back with bangers

#40
malims
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"100"

#41
Two_Percent
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didnt even need 1 we all knew anyways

#42
bloodhound
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king boob i aint listening to you

#45
king_bob
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bob

#44
Vyse-Fan_In-more-than-one
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Aaahh my eyes
wtf are we dooooooinggggg https://x.com/Asunaa/status/1884715675228250568

#46
SudokuDude
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aims like he's being tasered

I feel bad for cackling

#47
KGad03
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You got fake hate

Also for #11, they literally couldn't entry with Yoru/Chamber. SEN had 100T beat off comps alone, their Yoru/Raze was the right move.

#49
king_bob
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kappachungus

#55
GodAwfulGod
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A vlr user after my very own heart. But dont forget his lucky rope kills that make people think he's good.

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