shit thread
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| Registered: | January 29, 2025 |
| Last post: | August 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM |
| Posts: | 1301 |
not surprised vlr doesn’t know true beauty is in the heart
would’ve just preferred a slur over this comparison
KING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!!
all beautiful women are good people
yet every time I try to talk to one I always get a boner and my shit huge so I can’t hide it. fuck this bullshit
Less better #iykyk #flag #neymarovermessi
literally the worst player ever to play in an international playoffs in 2024 champs and we’re spouting bullshit like this what the fuuuuuuuuuck
fucking ruined it fuck you it should’ve been pop
bren and sideshow are the only great casters in this esport ngl, only ones with enough personality to amp up their wow moments (bit biased on sideshow tho I used to watch his tf2 casts), I’ve said it in day 1 and I’m still saying it valorant’s English casting scene is so dogshit overall it’s actually incredible and I just don’t know why it’s like that. Someone like Tobiwan from DOTA would look like Jesus Christ if he started casting this game
KING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haven’t seen ur mom in months after I found someone hotter
ngl I wish Riot would just rewmeowork the fucking…
wait…
wait a minute did you guys hear that…?
Listen closely…
meoooow 🐈
Holy shit guys it’s a cat what the hell…
🐈⬛ meooooow
🐈 meoooow
Holy crap there’s wooftwo of them waaaaait wait…
Did I just hear a WOOFfucking dog oh my god look
🐕 woooooof woof wood BARK BARK
oh my god RUN KITTIES GET THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!
🐈 🐈⬛ 💨 💨 🐕 💨 BARK BARK BARK
Holy shit dude I think the cats made it out…
🐈 ❤️ 🐈⬛ meooooow
Aww they’re bonding… stay safe kitties!!!
ya let me go ahead and listen to British rap unironically
pheonix: “never was much of a romantic…”
Jett: 😳
phoenix: “I could never take the intimacy… and I know I did damage, but the look in your eyes is killing me…”
Jett: 🥺 ❤️
phoenix: “I guess you knew of that advantage, cause you can blame me for everything…”
Jett: 😢 ❤️❤️❤️❤️
phoenix: “and I don’t know how imma manage, if one day you just up and leave…”
Jett: 😭 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
I know I definitely would but only if I’m a girl I look cute af already but like in a masculine way so switch that up into some feminine shit and I would be drooling over myself
the player that wins one and has never won before I think
ok but actually though why is his PR so fucking shit
holy shit I agree with you on a take dude we’re like brothers now
Has been and continues to be PRX’s best and most consistent player and fragger since forever
are you speaking from experience here that’s a bit too detailed
How can he be praised for being a literal anchor the past two years? Chokes when the lights get too bright, Champions 2024 was him getting hard carried to top 4 as the worst player in the tournament, he is a detriment for the rest of the team. It’s a fucking gun game, he needs to shoot back, this isn’t a MOBA
A player cannot be considered one of the greatest of all time if they’re not consistently one of the best fraggers, no exceptions. Boaster should not be anywhere near top 30, he’s a consistent bottom fragger who needs to be dragged across the finish line by literally the best players to come out of Europe, his last champions was technically the worst international playoff performance ever too.
Following this logic, the objective top 10 list declared by king bob is Chronicle, Leo, Aspas, Less, Alfajer, KK, d4v41, Derke, f0rsaken, and Meteor. Idc how you order it just make sure it makes sense and that f0rsaken is last.
TenZ 3rd best player of all time bro cmon man 💔 Chobra put him 1st but who tf is that guy
when the duck walked up to the lemonade stand why does he start asking for grapes at a lemonade stand lol? no fucking shit there’s not gonna be grapes at a lemonade stand and then when the guy tells the duck there’s no grapes at the lemonade stand the duck just comes back the next day and asks the same stupid question like there’s suddenly gonna be grapes now it’s so fucking dumb lol. The thing has no idea what the fuck it’s doing and rightfully the guy gets mad right cus why would you keep coming back every single day asking for grapes at the fucking lemonade stand and like what ticks me off the most is that in the day the guy is about to beat the shit out of the duck the duck then asks for lemonade instead of grapes which confuses the guy right like what it just did was something funny or something and then right after asks for grapes at the fucking lemonade stand again and then that just confuses the guy so much he starts to laugh and just takes the duck to the grocery store to buy some grapes and then when he does the fucking duck gives up on the grapes after the guy spends money out of his own fucking pocket the guy is literally living off a fucking lemonade stand right he pays money out of his own pocket for some grapes for the stupid duck and then the duck is like “HMMMM NEVERMIND LOL I WANT SOME LEMONADE!!!” And then waddles away like a little disgusting shit like the lemonade stand is probably fucked right now the guy left it to go all the way to the grocery store for the stupid duck like some kid probably robbed the thing or some bug flew into the lemonade it’s just so fucking dumb man he’s clearly living off the lemonade stand he has no other alternative it’s a grown ass man trying to make a living in his shit economy and the duck fucked him up and ruined it because the duck is fucking stupid.
eating shit is better no? like imagine you piss a regular pee on the floor and right next to it you take a shit on the floor then you wipe both up with water only, the smell of piss would completely overpower the poop because it’s both stronger and way harder to get rid of. Drinking piss would have you smell like piss for an entire day at minimum whereas eating poop won’t + poop doesn’t smell nearly as bad and definitely doesn’t taste worse overall
that’s not EG that’s fake EG why would I care
reunite EG like Exodia
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