king_bob
Flag: United States
Registered: January 29, 2025
Last post: September 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Posts: 12917
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lmfao

posted 17 hours ago

delete this shit

posted 18 hours ago

I am holding onto this flair until Demon1’s off his ENVY contract and the millisecond it happens i’m ripping this shit off me like it’s a t shirt and i’m a big hairy werewolf during a full moon

posted 1 day ago

absolutely

posted 1 day ago

dropping your star duelist for mwzera oh my goodness

posted 1 day ago

tbh i skipped 100t vs t1

posted 1 day ago

gpt telling me the answers

posted 1 day ago

when tex takes my chipotle order a few weeks from now im gonna ask him to dump a bunch of salsa and extra extra sour cream onto my burrito and that he has to roll the shit perfectly without ripping anything, and every time it does rip i'll demand he makes another one.

if he ever gives up then i'll complain to the manager about his excessive attitude and lack of employee commitment. when i finally walk out that door i'll take a few pieces of my hair, put it onto the burrito, then take a pic of it so i can report him directly online with photo evidence. 0 stars on google reviews as well, pic included there of course.

posted 1 day ago

this is a crazy take for me cus i watched that shit the day it came to theaters out of boredom and i loved it so no you can't play this card on me because i was literally a day 1 no bullshit im a day 1 sub the wave always comes after me im the innovator

posted 1 day ago

backrooms = reddit

posted 1 day ago

im telling you alllllllllllllll it all falls dooown

posted 1 day ago

i giggle every time someone says penis

posted 1 day ago

penis penis penis

posted 1 day ago

awesome sauce

posted 1 day ago

for the person under me... YOu ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!

posted 1 day ago

xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

posted 1 day ago

he saw m8 pushing for boaster

posted 1 day ago

i go to therapy twice a week

posted 1 day ago

i already vomited

posted 2 days ago

using da vinci here is such an awful example im sorry. unless you're being ironic

posted 2 days ago

like knowing their esports culture their players probably practice this shit 20 hours a day every day

posted 2 days ago

yea nah idk how theyre this shit at this point. it's to the point where it's starting to feel like an anomaly, like it just doesn't make sense

posted 2 days ago

ask asuna to name any notable individual for black history month and the first thing that'll come to his mind is Phoenix

posted 2 days ago

100t fan

posted 2 days ago

1995 igl

posted 2 days ago

it's like trying to break the news to a preschooler that their parents just died in a brutal highway car crash, they don't actually understand the words i say

posted 2 days ago

LMFAO

posted 2 days ago

hehehehe

posted 2 days ago

dont go breaking my heaaaaaaaart i couldn’t if i trieeeeed

posted 2 days ago

boaster is single handedly the reason why fnc failed to qualify for the event in which that match took place in

posted 2 days ago

boaster ruins it all as per usual

posted 2 days ago

it honestly isn’t

posted 2 days ago

M8 GM might be the dumbest motherfucker to ever grace esports. good luck to you guys ❤️

posted 2 days ago

if i’m not then id be jacking off

posted 2 days ago

YES it was pregnant

posted 2 days ago

how could it become pregnant after i caught it

posted 2 days ago

penis

posted 2 days ago

whether the rat i just caught on my sticky trap is pregnant or not is more exciting

posted 2 days ago

no.

posted 3 days ago

im always lucid and sober

posted 3 days ago

he denied cloud trialing with any other team besides fnc though no? feels pretty stupid to write a fat "False" on that tweet cus at first glance it looks like Loita isn't actually trialing with FNC. he should stop tweeting.

posted 3 days ago

this is why we gotta rely on eye test

posted 3 days ago

the empire would build a Denny’s from scratch as a trap and all they’ll need to do from there is wait

posted 3 days ago

lmfao

posted 4 days ago

see this is why i’m a good person and you’re not

posted 4 days ago

stimming is real and you should be more open minded about it

posted 4 days ago

it was just a stim

posted 4 days ago

ardiis and boaster will grow out their freakishly long fingernails on command, tear open my stomach with their bare hands, and devour my innards

posted 4 days ago
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