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| Registered: | January 29, 2025 |
| Last post: | September 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM |
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I am holding onto this flair until Demon1’s off his ENVY contract and the millisecond it happens i’m ripping this shit off me like it’s a t shirt and i’m a big hairy werewolf during a full moon
dropping your star duelist for mwzera oh my goodness
when tex takes my chipotle order a few weeks from now im gonna ask him to dump a bunch of salsa and extra extra sour cream onto my burrito and that he has to roll the shit perfectly without ripping anything, and every time it does rip i'll demand he makes another one.
if he ever gives up then i'll complain to the manager about his excessive attitude and lack of employee commitment. when i finally walk out that door i'll take a few pieces of my hair, put it onto the burrito, then take a pic of it so i can report him directly online with photo evidence. 0 stars on google reviews as well, pic included there of course.
this is a crazy take for me cus i watched that shit the day it came to theaters out of boredom and i loved it so no you can't play this card on me because i was literally a day 1 no bullshit im a day 1 sub the wave always comes after me im the innovator
im telling you alllllllllllllll it all falls dooown
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using da vinci here is such an awful example im sorry. unless you're being ironic
like knowing their esports culture their players probably practice this shit 20 hours a day every day
yea nah idk how theyre this shit at this point. it's to the point where it's starting to feel like an anomaly, like it just doesn't make sense
ask asuna to name any notable individual for black history month and the first thing that'll come to his mind is Phoenix
https://www.vlr.gg/594760/gentle-mates-vs-fnatic-vct-2026-emea-kickoff-mbf
https://www.vlr.gg/594769/fnatic-vs-team-liquid-vct-2026-emea-kickoff-lbf igl lapped by nats for the 1000000th time is crazy though
it's like trying to break the news to a preschooler that their parents just died in a brutal highway car crash, they don't actually understand the words i say
dont go breaking my heaaaaaaaart i couldn’t if i trieeeeed
boaster is single handedly the reason why fnc failed to qualify for the event in which that match took place in
M8 GM might be the dumbest motherfucker to ever grace esports. good luck to you guys ❤️
if i’m not then id be jacking off
how could it become pregnant after i caught it
whether the rat i just caught on my sticky trap is pregnant or not is more exciting
he denied cloud trialing with any other team besides fnc though no? feels pretty stupid to write a fat "False" on that tweet cus at first glance it looks like Loita isn't actually trialing with FNC. he should stop tweeting.
this is why we gotta rely on eye test
the empire would build a Denny’s from scratch as a trap and all they’ll need to do from there is wait
see this is why i’m a good person and you’re not
stimming is real and you should be more open minded about it
ardiis and boaster will grow out their freakishly long fingernails on command, tear open my stomach with their bare hands, and devour my innards