no

demon1 would never https://x.com/isdemon1backyet/status/2113876728728977813

thanks J7N

what part of it

is this really unbelievable

i remember in 6th grade my class went out for some overnight camping trip thing and the guy i tented with was fat as fuck never showered a day in his life and had the absolute worst smell leaving his armpits that made me cry myself to sleep. i remember screaming at my teacher that if i didnt switch tents then i was gonna run into the forest at night. i now have an irrational and genuine fear towards armpits.

https://x.com/rowaken7/status/2120841951960264720

"At tournaments, he barely has any time to warm up, and he says he didn’t used to like warming up. Now he makes sure to do at least 2 minutes or one deathmatch. This year, he plans to go through the KovaaK’s playlist he was given once before playing deathmatches. The key point is “As long as you’re doing something, that’s enough.” Ideally, he says, he’d play a deathmatch or TDM, or a ranked match first."

is zellsis' refusal to warm up his poopie aim in the past 6 years of competing in valorant morally worse than him killing a family of 9

5 years from now the survivors (if there are even any god help them) will grow old enough to alert the authorities on what they’ve been through and just like that everyone working under the Riot IP has a warrant out for their arrest

i speak from personal experience when i say don’t let r/valcomp find out you’re black

their recruitment process is that they release a bunch of black orphans into the woods and the first applicant to capture 10 wins the job as a vct admin

would’ve wrote a book about my anguish

nobody kidnaps black children better than a vct admin

i’m so proud of him

stupid doggie going back into his cage thank god my prayers weren’t in vain

idk when they inevitably flop probably

im no longer entertaining any of this. goodbye.

no it’s penits

please no inappropriate lingo

i’m smelling a lack of creativity

idk what would you do if you if the world was ending

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this is stockholm syndrome i think

my neighbors are shouting and screaming again and now i’m stuck under this bed that’s too cold to sleep on because i feel most safe here

telling a parrot to repeat what you said does NOT MAKE IT COME TRUE

vanguard afk

let’s start taking things from fucking face value

4’4 without the optical illusion

thats skuba

a bear hug from my mommy

then hold onto the urge but dont act on it, it'll go away eventually

https://x.com/T1/status/2120713200475750401/

did T1 purposely choose this angle of TenZ to make him look more korean? they definitely did right? that shit's edited too no?

well if you're allowed to forget about it then just forget about it. you did say they were baseless arguments after all, so just drop the urge to argue. see i can't really tell you to just do this obviously because resisting the urge is entirely dependent on the person but if you get the slight feeling that whatever you're about to get into a fight about will amount to absolutely nothing, even if that slight feeling lasts for a second, then you should hold onto it if you know what i mean.

yknow this esport is a teeny tiny bit chopped when there's people unironically trying to convince you that tenz is the face of the game

i thought we were talking about internet arguments oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit

just dont care

"king" yea ok bro

:(

why would anyone not say oxy

no no no they should keep asuna they should do that

no jokes allowed please

alright are we done printing it guys

why are we comically exaggerating his height

he's muscular

noim sorry

https://ibb.co/VWzHvGQ5

please print and post them around your neighborhood please

can you make sure to check all of europe for me we're low on manpower rn

nah

thanks man

oh fuck off

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