This guy legitimately has the funniest story lol. went from Tier 1 rookie champs winner, probably had the most perfect aim at his peak, to a Tier 1 substitute player being tossed around from region to region. Every single time someone gets benched or can't play a game, this guy gets hyped up so much, only not to get an opportunity. It's genuinely funny lol.

RIP Mama OXY. Man, fuck cancer. Take care OXY, my goat.

• koalanoob destroying sen on map 1

• johnqt saving, the boos from the crowd

• johnKD, saveQT

• map 2 was absolute comedy

• reduxx and narrate dying, reminded me of the narrate and zekken fall last year

• kaplan losing his shit (and hair), and shaW having the time of his life

• johnQT last alive in every round lol, and being 25-6

• cortezia getting diffed by artziN

• FNS stream, watching tarik's reaction lol

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? FURIA BEAT SENTINELS? 100T WON A MAP AGAINST G2???

Ahh I miss Apex Legends. The game was so good when it came out. Probably the best battle royale game of all time (atleast for me). Sad to see how the devs ruined the game by making a bunch of bad changes.

My username is also Bloodhound, the legend I mained for so long. Got a 20 kill badge 4k damage and everything.

My goat please somebody sign him

can't expect to win while having c00n0z0n

ENVY 2-0 keznit shows the world his true power.

I bought the world

• first two shots were good, nice crosshair placement and peek
• rest was mid, missed a lot of shots, crosshair was on the floor
• wtf are all those graphs i cant

Can't understand a single word he says but his music sounds fire hehe its so funny.

my goat https://x.com/ethanarnold/status/2008707158503022850 we knew what we were doing when we signed him 🔥🔥🔥

Victor
crashies
FNS
yay
Marved

Was such a goated lineup, just straight up running over teams. OpTic vs LOUD was peak cinema.

Thought the same

ENVY will upset Sentinels

HAH! You thought!

Now that I have your attention, how do you think ENVY will perform in Tier 1?

lmao fr0nch

Look at Trevor's real life actor and get back to me.

kinda looks like Trevor from GTA V no?

You can’t be saying that as a 100T and 0s0n0 fan.

California is goated

I’m on a power trip

Me when the G is NRG’ing

not based on 1 experience. I've interacted with a lot of such people. I can tell you that for sure.

Why do indians gatekeep so much? I mean, gatekeeping stuff from each other.

Nobody's ever willing to help each other, or guide somebody to something new, or teach their experience to others.

Everything is one big circlejerk. Nope, sorry you can't join us!

message received colonel. Keep up the good work

k0ndr0ck

fuck you, you piece of shit ranked system. i fragged my mind out with some trashcan teammates, fought overtime. went 32-20-7 and still we won 15-13. I was 87/100 before this game, and this piece of shit ranked system gives me +11.

fuck you valorant

Indian Esports team
Not a single Indian player in their roster

what causes this?

just as real as BLG TenZ

chinese bros are very intelligent. Like these guys are way too good at math, problem-solving, etc.

it sounds funny lol

king boob i aint listening to you

absolute cinema

tex is a goated sentinel

this team is too stacked. petition to ban them please. like the most superteam ever possible.

there's a difference between trying and losing, and just outright throwing the game.

I was talking about solo queueing

Ahh. What a good day it was. I still have 3 hours of time left before bed. What shall I do? Learn something new? Read my book? Go for a walk?

Nope, let me play braindead valorant like a degenerate where people are yelling at each other in VC and throwing just 5 rounds into the match. What a great investment of time this is!

open a decently large codebase and try opening/navigating between a few files. and pray your system doesn't freeze/hang.

16 GB RAM. Extensions: Prettier, ESLint, Java extensions (the basic ones), SpringBoot 2 extensions, Vim, Python, that's it. Default UI.

Open project -> "hey vscode could you search for this API endpoint and tell me where the controller is?" -> app hangs -> check RAM usage -> fuck this

"Ughhh British Player" apEX when he sees ardiis

my icks in women:
when they make lists like these

Microsoft you bunch of idiots what is this shitty RAM-hogging shitty electron app you guys have made? Can’t handle opening and navigating a mid-sized repository.

Fuck this I’m going to Neovim.

you watch your mouth when mentioning the goat !!

TODAY MY GOAT KARRIGAN WILL CEMENT HIMSELF AS THE GOAT WEEWOO WEEWOO WEEWOO

hey don't be mean to him

Top 3 from these: G2, NRG, MIBR, Leviathan, Sentinels

Rest teams all trash.

CS roster is cursed. Hatewatch never stops. They will never win a major. So here's a question:

Would they succeed in Valorant? What roster would they buy? Could they acquire aspas like they did NiKo?

I’m sorry :( Was just annoyed by his constant posts.