Sword9 and fire3

Favourite agent: Cypher
Favourite colour: Purple
Favourite season: Winter
Favourite sport: American Football
Favourite VALORANT team: DRG
Country of residence: United States
Number of letters in first name: 5

Eggster has played kay0 before and was pretty good on it, but with how good yoru is in the meta there's no point for him to play anything else

I can list more EMEA fans who have been insufferable, but that wouldn’t change your mind because you’re not actually engaging with what I’m saying—you’re just trying to discredit me by calling me a ‘bandwagon China fan.’

Also, I never said China is a better region. I said EMEA is the worst because the fans have been constantly pushing this ‘EMEA is the best’ narrative when it clearly hasn’t been for a while. If you actually had a counterpoint, you’d make one instead of melting down over the fact that I don’t think EMEA is some untouchable god-region. But go ahead, keep proving my original point.

So your whole argument is that because I joked ‘don’t take him away, also EMEA is shit’ in a thread, that somehow invalidates everything I said about EMEA fans being unbearable? That’s a reach.

I didn’t ‘randomly’ start arguing about EMEA vs China— I simply responded to someone downplaying Chinese teams and acting like EMEA is miles ahead, which, shocker, is exactly the kind of behavior I was talking about. The fact that you’re ignoring that and instead trying to paint me as some ‘gaslighting psychopath’ for having an opinion is actually crazy.

Also, acting like my comment in the vo0kashu thread was some major offense is wild. It was a casual remark, and you’re treating it like I committed a war crime. You are also currently being incredibly hypocritical when you are in fact also arguing with a so called 'random baiter'

I commented in a thread yesterday and literally had someone talk about how all chinese teams apart from EDG would loose to tier 2 teams and EMEA teams would destroy them. And do you know how many threads there are where someone criticizes EMEA and then someone mentions trophies from 2 years ago. Also I would watch more EMEA games if they weren't so god damn boring.

Recently a lot of EMEA fans have been so incredibly unbearable. Like they think every team in their region is so far above the rest and the players their are the greatest talent in all of valorant and then start saying their weakest teams would beat some of other regions strongest, and if you don't agree with them they almost always bring up the trophies from 2023 to justify their take even though that was 2 years ago and is irrelevant, or they'll just call you a slur and won't actually defend their take.

Because Rit0 is a very greedy company

And yet with all these "competent" players, EMEA still manages to be shit

EMEA and competent players in the same sentence lol.

EMEA is just full of a bunch of players who look good until it actually matters and then manage to throw harder than NRG did against BLG

I don't think you can put China and eco farming in the same sentence

Don't you dare take him away, also EMEA is shit

People really thought Nova was going to win lol

We don't except flairs like yours here

Another Op, another round killed by vo0kashu

Why does he keep buying the op, he's getting 0 value and keeps dying with it

EMEA:
GX
Koi

AMER:
NRG/EG
FUR

PAC:
ZETA
TS (I love TS but with how bad and disappointing they have consistently been, I think they're more likely to be removed than GE)

CN:
JDG
AG

It would be incredibly funny if they do even worse

How do none of you know what an academy does??? Where does this misconception that an academy has to develop unknown talent come from? An academy exist for the sole purpose of being a talent pipeline into tier 1 teams, they don't care if a player is known or not, they just care if the player is talented. The primary goal for academy teams is developing talent, training future main roster members, and experimenting with subs or role swaps. Also selling off talented players is not the reason an academy roster is made, it is made to nurture talent, provide experience, and allow for internal roster flexibility.

Not degrees Celsius, degrees Fahrenheit, it would be about 23 degrees C, and that was at noon, right now its like 4 degrees celsius and is suppose to drop more.

I'm starting college here soon, and I'm only 18 so I don't have a stable income.

I don't really feel comfortable saying, but I will say its south western, and I live in the mountains so even it can get really cold, but since its still in the desert it also gets really warm.

The weather is so inconsistent, Monday and Tuesday it was nice with with the highs being like 73 degrees, and then on Wednesday suddenly 45 mph winds, which caused huge duststorms, and earlier today it was 68 degrees with 10 mph wind, now its 40 degrees with 30 mph winds, and its supposed to start snowing tonight and snow all day tomorrow and then go back to 70 degrees the next day. And this causes my ping will be stable at 30-35ms, and then suddenly I'll jump to 700ms and start rubberbanding and lagging like crazy. I'm going to end it all.

Maybe he took a vacation to Japan and abandoned his team because he didn't think they would win...oh wait wrong player

No, its supposed to be to raise talented players

I didn't say that "scrims don't matter", I said scrim wins don't mean that much since most tier 1 teams are just practicing new strats, comps, and maps, while also, cementing the strats that already work and fixing what hasn't worked.

A tier 2 team is going to have a much easier time if the team they're scrimming is more focued on practicing than actually winning.

At least its a pretty good looking classic, unlike a classic like the DRG classic or the Furia classic

Bro is just lucky he doesn't have day light savings time, the actual most useless invention ever

Scrim wins don't mean that much, most the time teams are just practicing the same few strats over and over to see what works

I think you forgot about a hundred pages but its all good its exactly what I was looking for.

Can you analyze 100T icebox for me?

When did DRG drop TvirusLuke, I remembered he got benched, but I don't remember him being dropped, does that mean TEC bought out his contract.

Also, an unrelated question, how are orgs like DRG, TEC, and AG affording these huge rosters.

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/3e3b2cd7

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/ac8f1af1

Once you use a bidet you can never go back

I can see zeldris, alym, and canezera all becoming good t1 duelists, I also think ion2x has a lot of potential, and then reduxx for obvious reasons.

Well it makes me use less toilet paper which saves me money, also they cause less irritation than just dry toilet paper, I don't have to get up and walk to my sink I just press a button and it washes my ass for me. There are a lot more benefits too tbh.

Its a toilet attachment that sprays your butthole with water washing away all the poo.

I have a bidet and then after I wash my butt with that I wipe with toilet paper to dry the water

Ain't no way a NRG flair is saying this when at least Sen made it to masters, unlike a certain 7-8th place team

Since its a tournament about the worst teams shouldn't the teams that win be knocked out and the teams that loose advance, and the team who looses the most is crowned the worst team.

But I think that if we are talking about the best the bad teams it would be Boom, GE, or M8.

That is true, it is very satisfying when EMEA's superteam always manages to not be as good as everyone says.

FNC because its so satisfying to see all the people still stuck in 2023 slowly come to realize FNC is just a middle EMEA team now

I'll do you one better PRX

He's unbanned now, do you think any team will pick him up?

In my opinion I feel like he could be a good assistant coach rather than a head coach because the strats and anti-strats he comes up with are pretty good, but I feel he lacks other traits that would make him a good head coach.

sen loud kru
edg drg blg
vit kc bbl
t1 rrq nongshim

By you're logic we can say that china and emea looked horrible at bangkok because they also lost to T1

When did I say you were scary? I said that you shouldn't be scared of someone else using you're own comments against you when you made those same comment.

Harassing isn't stalking, also if you're so scared of you're own comments you shouldn't have made them at all

Its not stalking to view someone's public account, you're just mad someone is pulling up you're chat history because you're a Vitality simp