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all 3cm micropenis are hyperbottoms, not all hyperbottoms have a 3cm micropenis
Tie a rope around your penis and jump from a tree. It will probably stretch by a few centimeters
average mexican
I remember having to explain to my cousin why that no good
the Important thing is having fun
i dont see an issue with you being a furry
it doesnt impact my life
i also dont know why furries are getting hate
I fumbled a baddie back then because I can’t aim it the right way. After like 30 minutes, we just called it off and went home.
I remember you mentioned loving food more than the most normal thing boys do
is joke. however I do think most people who staunchly claim to be on either extremes of the four quadrant sexuality model are larping, but nvm. I'm rambling
Crazy behaviour but does it have the intent of gooning to someone from school
Nah that would have been weird, I was just hard for no reason in class, and had to get it off somehow, im ashamed but puberty i guess
Nah because I have seen a experience where someone was actually tried to for a teacher but eventually he didn’t do in my school
Tldr - there was a teacher in my school which many of the boys liked not me though playing kabbadi was the most fun I did in school
Used to be a bully who beat people up for no reason. Stopped around high-school. Still feel bad about it 😕
i rip all slurs IRL but it doesn't matter cause literally no one gives a fuck here, as it should be
Chatgpt said "Yes, “cunt” is considered a slur in many contexts. It is one of the most offensive words in English, particularly in the U.S., and is generally used to insult or demean someone—often women, though it can be aimed at anyone." 😭
A bit disappointed with this thread. Came here thinking people would right about their fantasies but rather sharing the dumb stuff 🫤
i used to go up to the highest floor in my school and poured freezing cold water down on people's foreheads while they were walking by
nope there was no way to catch me i used to do it on level 5 by the time they ran up the stairs i wouldve been gone
I never attend assembly at school always enter 30 mins late and never wear proper school uniform .. cheat in exams ..bully students in break time .. GYM >> school ... 💪😎 ..i enjoyed my school life ...hope i can go back again
I was at the park with my older sister and a bunch of middle school kids were climbing on top of railings that had spikes, me being a dumbass kid thought yeah I wanna do that too, so I did. But the railing I climbed had wet paint so I slipped and the spike impaled my throat.
Then my sister came over to me but I ran away in panic to my bike and rode it home.
Apparently I was really lucky according to the doctor because I had lost a lot of blood and the spike was very close to rupturing some vital shit
I’m gonna be honest I don’t remember a single thing that happened after I got home. The thing about what the doctor said isn’t even something from my memory, it’s something my mom told me.
It’s like the memory is deleted from my mind, but I still have the scar
On the note of #68, I hit my head against a sharp corner of a brick when I was maybe 7, started bleeding but was so scared of getting stitches i refused to go to the hospital and just healed on my own.
A couple of students in my school would goon to teachers while in class and would show of their dick as well I didn't know what gooning was and I was hello confused mind you we were max 13 14
i used my parents credit card to go on a csgo shopping spree to impress some russians I met on discord when i was 13
thankfully most the items rose in price and by the time i sold them a few months ago i made a small profit
I've done it in the classroom once when it was raining outside, it was nothing short of amazing
wtf ofc not, it was when everyone but the four of us had left to watch a volleyball game
shi now I've remember something, when I was still at elementary school there was this one teacher that's.. how do I put this.. built like a Spanish guitar? alluring ig idk how to describe it in a respectable way, but one time a six grade kid or a senior bcs I was only 7yo at the time forced one of my friend to touch her breast without any reason whatsoever and he did, and me being a dumb little bastard knowing nothing about consent or shi, I followed what he did. and then from that day onward almost everyday my friend would do that and he did it in front of other children as well so being mindless little kid they're they also follow along until one day it just end
Ive kinda thought abt becoming a real femboy, as in just as a thought. also there is another secret, but that one is a way more embarrasing story
got my feet stabbed by rusty nails while a little drunk and wash it down with vodka on my hand
one time i stepped on a rusty broom and cut my foot open and isn’t realize until there was blood all over the pine needles i was stepping on
the worst thing I have done is watched stuff and yeah obvious shit I dont think I have anything else once I pooped my pants when i was 8 cuz I was busy playing pokemon at that time
I was the reason why my sister lost her middle school best friend. So most of us lived in the same neighbourhood. I was hanging out with my friend, but apparently, for some unknown reason, they don't like my sister's best friend. Told me they hated it that my sister was friends with her and started ostracising me. Told them that they're not friends, but somehow they ended up telling her. She went to our house, but because my sister wasn't there, she left crying. Dunno, maybe she thinks my sister truly doesn't like her and kicked her out. The next day at school, my sister suddenly told my parents, crying that her best friend had started bullying her.
malding over valorant thread stolen from Lucifer the show
https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-laughing-burst-laugh-burst-out-laughing-can't-hold-back-laughter-hold-back-laughter-gif-8627946458514606624
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