Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on VLR by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox reddit friends would upvote. This ain't reddit, kid. This is VLR. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.

Holy shit similar thing happened to me in my ascendant rank up game.
Just exited the game against that fucker PPCommander6969#xhale. It was corrode and he instalocked jett, and I picked reyna. We were on attack and lost 4 rounds consecutively at start rushing A site every fucking time. Then I suggested lets explore mid and he told me not to. So i exercised my free will peeked mid and died instantly as chamber was op'ing. PPCommander6969#xhale said, "I told you not to". Well I thought that was a normal reaction. Then in the same round he whiffs and dies. He then proceeds to not only say the n word but also homophobic slurs. WTF. I instantly reported and disconnected from the game. He ruined the game and day for him. Riot games wtf are you doing. I'm not playing anymore until that mf gets banned. Avoid playing with him everyone, shit isnt worth the time and your mental peace

Majority of the players are ranked. I do know people dont prefer clove in pro play but these changes arent only for pro play. Everyone is affected so I didnt mention the minority of players

Omen?
Very few people would prefer omen over clove. If someone is forced to fill smokes they either go for clove or brim. Unless you actually want to do some cool stuff and have fun aint nobody picking up omen in ranked

I'll tell you these teams will buy the placebo effect and play breach on a lot of maps. Wouldnt be surprised if they snuck breach in Breeze somehow

And once again this does nothing. He lacks utility for a controller. Give him an extra wall or cove or C ability

Bro said Secret. LMAO. Quick someone get him meds

NOOOOOOOOOOo
mibr lost 3 rounds in a scrim, its so over. GG go 2027

Whats blud waffling about?

shit

The recent video is the other side of the whole "Ego" song video where KJ dies and sage revives her. If you notice that video is called "Why we fight" and this one is called "Why we fight back" where chamber dies and viper kicks brimstone out of valorant protocol and assumes leadership and attacks the other earth where KJ is revived back.

No.
This world is too cruel

But as expected those were crocodile tears as she enjoys watching fans (&vlr) rip apart Asuna after his terrible performance. She is beyond thrilled and sleeps peacefully knowing that Asuna will no longer be part of 100T

Unexpected
GE opens a lot of door apparently. Wouldnt be surprised if NS won some masters.

Fracture not combing back this season so it doesnt matter so astra takes over Bind. As for sage, no discussion needed, sentinels are dead

Brimstone and Sage will not be playable as Brim is getting put down by viper and Sage is crystallized after reviving multiple agents.
New weapon (pistol) introduced
New map in the future

Just because you dont care doesnt mean no one does. Im personally invested into it tho

Full sense?
Mfs out here saying they are top 3 pacific. Its actually funny

SEN died when shahzam left

ok but winning isnt the only metric for goat status. His mechanical skills should alone put him to the likes of Aspas. I'm not even exaggerating, the king tenz told this. Actually crazy how this website refuses to acknowledge this and dickride reduxx.

He is a goat in our hearts. He dont need no trophy to prove his excellence. His record in ranked alone his enough to convince he is above aspas hence why he is the goat

man fuck t0nz he ruined primmies reputation.

I dont see anyone talking about his greatness. I dont see him included in the G.O.A.T conversation. I dont see him in top 3 deadlock players. I dont see people talking about his rifling skills. I dont see people talking about his Yoru. I dont see people talk about him at all. Where did all the hype go?

I dont understand how this is related to Valorant. It feels more of a personality test given to job applicants to see culture fit before the interview.

korean popular drama

w0ot. They running a lot of double duelist

Like the scarlet night veiling the dark

Keep hating while TS lifts the trophy in santiago

https://x.com/tentenvlrt/status/2006909060030017686

Holy shit. TS could do serious damage this kickoff

football isnt irrelevant as a whole, its irrelevant when watching a VCT game. Imagine i start talking about fucking quantum physics when explaining economics, it doesnt make sense but that doesnt mean quantum physics as a whole is useless. Its just that its useless in this context.

just because someone has won in the past is not a guarantee that they will win in the future

It is the safest bet tho. Orgs are not risk takers, they already run on loss and are less likely to spend on newer/unproven talent.

I mean if you're losing to Stunner, how are you winning against VCT coaching, which is supposed to be the pinnacle of coaching in Valorant.

tbf even though kaplan is trash now, he did make something out of SEN 2024 even though he wasnt that good of a coach in Ghost Gaming. NBS might not have found success in ascension but that doesnt mean he wont in VCT, the player quality is different and the whole t1 system is different. Maybe he would find success (I highly doubt with the current 100T roster), time will tell.

Photo of my gf.

Nah i dont bother with tarik too. I mainly watch the main channel and sometimes Sliggy.

Dickriding 100T out of all the NA teams would be a career death sentence. SEN is tough too with their lunatic fans (zellsis incident). Rest all NA teams barely have any fans so he cant bother. PRX was his easiest and best target to get all the attention and fans he needed. Ideally he should have gone for a CN team but the chinese fans dont use twitch/yt.

Chengdu is famous for pandas is what i heard

PRX has the biggest fanbase in Pacific, its understandable why he decided to dick ride them. And then winning Toronto was a huge success for him too because it attracted a lot of PRX fanbase. But ya once the fan base grows and so do the PRX players he will start losing relevance

Players deteriorate over time. FNS is no exception, he hasnt seen success since 2022 (maybe he did see a bit in 2023). His "entertaining" watch partying is simply him dick riding PRX or his old teammates and NA and lately its him talking about irrelevant football stuff mid game. His 'entertaining era" is over.

And like tarik he too has started talking about random stuff not relevant to VCT, mid game. Sliggy or the main channel is simply the better option. But as long as he dick rides PRX people will come to watch him tho

Just saying like every other pro in the game fns has lost interest too and will soon relevance.

So this guy hasnt played the game since dont know when and he is supposed to be one of the best analyst in the current pool of streamers? Lol
He is slowly turning into tarik. Tarik at least bothers playing the game once in a while meanwhile fns simply has lost interest. Does he even know the recent patch notes. He will slowly lose his relevance in the VCT scene and once the current PRX fans grow older.

Edit: Not saying tarik is better, just giving tarik as an example to say just like tarik FNS will eventually lose relevance

Brazil. Trust me

Cryo - Senti/Secondary Duel

More like Cryo - Chamber/Jett

"UAE"
just say dubai bro

Dawg i dont even support mibr. AMER is terrible currently.
SEN (Washed team)
NRG (Fluke run over but can make it to shanghai)
100T (Going nowhere with a one trick chamber)
ENVY (Lost their star players)
KRU (KEKW)
LEV (A strong contender once neon joins)
LOUD (KEKW)
C9 (KEKW)

mibr is destined to be top americas team. And top americas = Top 4 champs

Yes. EXO is one of the coolest bundles out there

You're new here. Kolkata Asylum is a running VLR joke where all the greatest baiters of this site reside. Nothing serious tho. I was just joking

Kolkata asylum? Did you meet the goat Yesirskiii there? You can even find a few more users there.

i wish we could but fpx aint making it. Sorry to break it to you on new year but the earlier you know, the easier to cope.

aspas would destroy fpx with one eye closed. All he needs is one sacrifice and your favorite player would pee his bed seeing aspas.
Dont you ever speak ill about my goat again.

Allat