YOU CAN NOT KYS OR ABSTAIN

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pancaX

pick one:

Son who watches mooda exclusively, acts like canezerra, has a snapchat lineup bigger than All Gamers, and reposts trump edits with Ken Carson music.

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Daughter who watches mada and skuba exclusively, is extremely parasocial and ships herself to one or both of them, most active on vct stan twitter, and lives in her bed on twitter, ao3, and twitch.

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pokpi

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i kill myself anyway

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SENfns

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Son

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king_bob

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if i find out my son watches mooda excluslvely im gonna end up on the news

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Galactc

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Daughter

I would abstain if I could though

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KClaw

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brother i would take that daughter any time of the day

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macncheese

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daughter that son is a danger to society

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u

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daughter easily

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imma wrap it up

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1d

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2 (also wtf is that title)

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catNmouse

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daughter

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m0rtem

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adoption center

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aquaa018s_alterego

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Infertile

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twigster001

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daughter

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Uncleben

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Daughter, she’s less likely to bother other people

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viiseryZ

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Easily daughter, but if I choose son, you should give me the belt

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Galactc

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I'm not a fan of being so violent to my child like that but if he comes out like that he's lucky I'm only giving him the belt

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emptybackis

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getting beat for being corny

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viiseryZ

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its for him

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EpicGamerGamingEpicly

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the daughter not even close

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temi

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Daughter

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daughter, i think ao3 is cool

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Wolfed

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Daughter.

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Shimaa

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do you relate

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Wolfed

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do you really just stalk me on vlr

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Shimaa

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naturally

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chasethefuture

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acts like canzerra? like extremely good at video games or his other side

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Maniacwolf

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all of it I would assume

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sh1lll

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Son its wayyyyy too easy im ngl the ken carson part wouold hurt my soul a bit but everything else i can accept on the other hand parasocialism cant lead to anything good

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daughter for sure

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lambidadelta

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hitler son
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weirdo daughter

I mean come on

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sh1lll

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the amount of things wrong in a post with 9 words baffles me

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Galactc

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Idk watching mooda exclusively is close enough and the rest on top doesn't help

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Castawaytwizz

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son and its not close

#31

sh1lll

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yea everyone choosing daughter in this thread is mentally fried and just hates mooda leading them to choose the worse choice

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Castawaytwizz

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i really dont like mooda ngl but all of the negatives of the son just stem from immaturity that could be grown out of whereas a lot of the hypothetical daughters are acting like that on twitter deep into their 20s

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laifu

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trust me anyone who idolizes mooda cane and shanks aren't growing out of that immaturity anytime soon

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Castawaytwizz

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i mean at least theres a chance lmfao but ideally no son of mine will enjoy a mooda stream

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sh1lll

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ignorance is bliss and alot of people in this fourm including u r blissful as FUCK

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laifu

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idk wat dis means

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sh1lll

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everyone chosing daughter is not very smart

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sexocum

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abandon them

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dimmed

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Daughter

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Kaust

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Disown child.

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Yuniee44

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whichever and i kill the child

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BerLINglazer

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daughter

politics is so cringe

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Anguibok

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Life is good, so both is good, even if my children are not perfect or brain damaged i'll love them

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emptybackis

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im sure future vlrians will be great parents...

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Anguibok

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I trust them;, they have time to learn, and i'm pretty sure it's worse in every other gaming community

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Laundry

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based asf

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BerLINglazer

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i dont fpx life is related to this but hes still very good

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poggpigg

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son bc I read all gamers somewhere and that instantly means good

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CDXCLEARSU

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Somebody kill me then

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Daughter
But I’ll try to get someone to kill me first

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the daughter is not even that crazy fr, ive been there

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neglect

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finnwithtwons

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if you are picking son over daughter youre just dumb as rocks

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sh1lll

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you have lost it my friend

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laaft

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daughter

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sw4gman

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daughter, they'd stay chronically online at home anyways

the son might actually do some damage to society when they decide to go outside

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nobody___100

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abortion

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my-dad-ate-my-toes

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Exclusively engage in homosexual relationships so I never spawn a little rat bastard child

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has to be daughter

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SleepingSnorlax

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Don’t want either of them don’t want deal with such problems

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your mom

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twigster001

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fascist vs introverted goonette

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9wntr

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i mean ig daughter
but both suck

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SiwooHaechok

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I would pick the Son but watching mooda exclusively I know that child is unstable so I regretfully am forced to pick the daughter

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AJ_btw

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Daughter, I mean skuba is pretty attractive, so I can’t fault her for that.

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Zelestia

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Would rather have a son than a daughter

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3_3_diethylpentane

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buy a pet :)

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Re2

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daughter cuz no family member will ever watch mooda in my house

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s0n
Lmao I mean son, he is a little easier to deal with