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| Flag: | Germany |
| Registered: | August 16, 2024 |
| Last post: | December 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM |
| Posts: | 2270 |
What the hell is the point in having a group stage that is ALMOST every team paying each other and then leaving out like two matchups one of them being G2 PRX. Who the hell is coming up with these formats?
The fact that these players are all 18+ and not in tier1 speaks volumes about emea scouting
because the veteran igl worked out for them so well
He mightve had the biggest glowup in val history I dont understand
The overwhelming success that is vitality valorant
fuck my stupid chungus life
certainly a better choice than fucking qpert
I have the DT770 and theyre so fine for fps, if you want to get a big difference in sound youll have to get iems and those sacrifice a lot of quality when it comes to music imo
At the end of the day they screwed over a guy that helped them get to the major just to end up being mid anyway because this roster isnt gonna become a contender with one small change. If you know youre gonna lose you might as well ride it out with the people that got you there.
Here are some elite blunt-rotation lines depending on the vibe you want. Pick your flavor:
🥴 Chill + Philosophical:
“Bro… why does time go forward but my life goes sideways?”
😂 Goofy:
“Hold up, did anyone else hear that or was that just my responsibilities?”
😮💨 Self-aware:
“Don’t let me talk too much, I’m like two hits away from confessing my whole childhood.”
👀 Paranoid but funny:
“Y’all locked the door right? RIGHT?”
🧠 Fake-wise:
“Listen… a sandwich is just a taco that gave up.”
🫠 Unhinged:
“If I stand up right now I will simply pass away.”
✨ Wholesome stoned:
“Hey… I love y’all. Like… respectfully.”
If you want, I can tailor one to your personality or the vibe you want to give (chaotic, mysterious, flirt, etc.).
angle or semen maybe
You know hitler did build the highway so
i always knew everyone on vlr was a bigback and this thread is solid proof
he did allat and then left the faj behind on fnc anyways
You just sacrificed like half an acre of the amazon rainforest to translate a parasocial essay about who a random valorant pro is playing ranked with
berlinglazers first day in 5th grade
Just played this and lillys route is so peak ty for rec
Well the goat doesnt mean hes currently the best yk its kinda in the definition of the word
remake icl i dont like the old type moon look
whats the best vn and why is it tsukihime
thank you thank you ive been thinking about this joke since the announcement it is very complex and im glad you understood thank you
They should have a baha blast
i kissed him and it awakened him from eternal slumber
maybe im half blind or sumn but I never felt the need to go above 1080p in literally anything idk i got a 1440p monitor but im using it as my secondary one now and just got a larger + higher refresh rate 1080p main monitor idek
flat coke thats been left out for 3 days
rubbing alcohol
motor oil
brake cleaner
antifreeze
idk maybe they would have a chance if they went up against memea
i dont think its a good idea they would never win a champs trophy so whats the point
KR has 3 franchised teams right? Ascension teams being from KR should be irrelevant to the convo since they earned their spot. Considering that, KR has just as much rep as France w 3 teams and we barely have any french pros idek