low effort bait got multiple people, 8/8 for success 0/8 for quality

a team would have been close to signing a player only if trials went well or if they had an insane season. if trials didn't go well there wouldn't even be an offer. hence yay, pati, supa, and mada performed well in trials at the very least.
as for the low scores
i think natank is a bait because they might be signing him rn
and i dont think shao would have been trialed i think it was just a crapshot from lev because he's a great player but navi won't let him go

talking about lazy, do we wanna address the guy who decided to stream for a year in his prime age because he was too much of a pussy to go back to pro play without fns???

supamen and yay being here gives me hope for EG. the only reason they wouldn't join LEV is because they saw the vision in EG with potter.
#LIVEEVIL

big w for fuckc9

LEV Less

yay won't be his 2021/22 levels of thanos but he will be top 1/2 frag on his team almost every game and he will make at least one international

Felshits

sagemommy first title in vct

legend of the northern blade has been really good so far, some user in this site actually recommended it to me

snaked yay because broke bitches

where fpx, gmb, ace, in franchising eh?

ah yes, and m0/8 players are not on break? other than zander, and maybe koalanoob who has nepotism on his side, the rest are on permanent breaks

the original team didn't even get 12 rounds against the same lev that lost to c9 just a couple weeks before

facts, and to add on to your point, this is the goked iteration of LEV which lost to the same c9.

not in a team because crashies is on a yay-level break and victor broke his hand

what the yap, he came to the team, and left them to open a spot for goatemon1, which will bag them a masters. he literally just made them better

they got kicked because fns didnt want to play with the same guys
victor still got a year in him
crashies still a top tier init

s0ntiluls will be mid af in kickoff and maybe stage 1. then suddenly they will become insane in stage 2 because -zellshits +roluxx

flag flair name stars

a player named fuckc9 will always have my support

sitting at home on their decorated career including a masters win and four other top 4 finishes deciding if they beat enough teams or if they gotta run it back in challengers to win ascension
where m0/8?

stars

coming from you
whats ur main
is it stormm? amovie?
who is it

rare bitchie w

well yes, but he also went negative against sagemommy

going dead even against daph 😭
bro is gonna replace fns on nrg next year 😭

Schizo4S0m

and without yay, they also couldnt win

no, and even though i love yay, theres a couple reasons:

1. yay didn't have as much to prove as demon1. together with the rest of that roster, EG had everything to prove as all the odds were against them. however, if yay was in the roster, then EG wouldn't have had that drive because yay at the time was the most decorated player of all time
2. 2023-24 yay had a really bad mental. yay has a very high standard for himself (a collective problem for ex-optic players) and playing at the very top for two years straight would have befuddled his mental state. pre-demon1 era EG was really just not good, and although the team became one of the best of all time throughout the year, at the beginning, after losing some games, yay's mental would have been shit, which would cause him to tilt. currently he's got a good mental after he started hitting the gym and took time for himself, but in 2023, it wouldn't have gone so well.

m0ds banned me for calling them out
keep yo head up king 🗣️

awp dragon lore rarity dort w

what the fuck is fucking tdawgg doing on the same roster as the goat yay

volvo is a car and truck company bro
legit i thought u were talking about the car
i used to have a volvo

something you clearly know a lot about, as the only job you could find was in the sewers

don’t think you’ll be amused

korean

mans is a menace to society, children are the future, don't call them poisonous

there is a falcons flair, you mixed it up. s0mple didn't become saudi arabian

ah yes, iso the sentinel, known for tripping flank and his 4k resolution camera

what the hell is this bandwagon ahh s0mple flag

he started standing up and then he got knifed like a dog
2024 alfajer is a shadow of the 2023 thanos

prx got third after geng and drx
geng still has three of their players and one of the ones they lost was the dead weight l0kia
drx and t1 are rebuilding and potentially upgrading
zeta and dfm actually look promising
if rrq and talon can utilize their talent well, those teams could make waves too
and fucking ge could start qualifying for internationals the way things are looking
prx has some very real struggles incoming

blud has an automated alt generator like bro if you got banned then stay banned

benjyfishy >>> every sentinel except meteor
miniboo >= kamo
boo > keiko
wo0t >>> whomyk
riens >>>>>>>>>>>>> patitek

boaster 1v5 99% of gc teams. victor can 0v5 that shit

GX cNed is calling

they beat LEV before ITOPATA, when LEV was not yet the Americas champion. and thats it. thats the only game in the history of the org in valorant where they beat an Americas team.

whzy and his judge

don't be disrespectful
he might be going thru labor rn