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Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: June 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Posts: 2791
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I will supersussyspedwin

posted 12 hours ago

Average rank of the lobby was bronze 3 tho 💀

posted 12 hours ago

Played val with the goth girl from work

She is straight ASS

I dropped 43 in an unrated tho so she thinks I'm insane at the game

posted 12 hours ago

The power of bisexuality is unparalleled

posted 1 day ago

Bro can now lose his sanity watching Dambi give up first pick 23 rounds in a row instead of TVirusLuke

posted 1 day ago

Nah EDG's run is better, both for the storyline and for the fact that T1's run was honestly kind of a fluke. They didn't look anywhere near capable of winning an event before the tournament, and fell off immediately after it was over. Definition of right place right time

posted 1 day ago

I am not opposed to either scenario, I need someone to boost me to diamond

posted 1 day ago

Tim Horton's is Canadian and I've literally never heard of cisco in my life

posted 1 day ago

Undisclosed British restaurant chain

posted 1 day ago

Pink haired goth girl who works with me plays Valorant and asked for my tag to add me

I used to pray for times like this

posted 1 day ago

It was a good run by them

But MOUZ carry on in the tourney let's fucking go Jimmphat my goat

posted 1 day ago

What are some of the best storylines that we never saw fulfilled?

Honestly I think one of the most underrated ones was the 2023 APEKS revenge tour. The 3 players from FNC who were unwanted and left behind to form a super team coming together in T2 and going on a revenge tour off the back of a young super star duelist would've been sick. Unfortunately they choked Ascension finals, 3 of the players went on to have a mid year on Liquid and the other 2 went on to IGL teams to middling - terrible results

posted 2 days ago

Fr like why would you let Falcons take m0NESY

Bum ahhhh org

posted 2 days ago

I know, imagine having your 2 best players and one of the most iconic duos in modern CS stolen by fucking bum org Falcons and your left with fucking Snax, huNter and an out of form malbs and then you gotta rebuild from there

HeavyGod deadlift type shi

posted 3 days ago

This isn't donk wtf

posted 3 days ago

Damn diamond coin fumbled

posted 3 days ago

Nah bro VIT are getting elimmed by MOUZ in the 2-2 round

Spinx beating his choke gene to get revenge on the team that cut him is gonna hit like 200000 lbs of fentanyl all at once

posted 3 days ago

Liquid are already out 0-3 bro Twistzz and NAF are washed idk what to tell you

posted 3 days ago

Nah bro Spirit are at least making finals

posted 3 days ago

Bro who cares when MongolZ vs FaZe is on

posted 3 days ago

Bro NA is actually cooked at this event like bro, Complexity bomb out only beating and 0-3 Fluxo, NRG completely fumble a lead, Wildcard choke at 2-2 against a team that wasn't even supposed to be there, M80 only beat a 0-3 team that choked a massive lead and Liquid bomb out 0-3 like bro NA is fucking chalked wrap it up

posted 3 days ago

Probably Legacy, dumau is loud asf

posted 3 days ago

Shit's gonna be generational, and mfs were comparing these bums to Astralis

posted 3 days ago

Disappointed TYLOO is out (RIP goat Jee) but I'm still mad excited to see if Lynn Vision can get any further

posted 3 days ago

True they need to get rid of this bum NAF and get trick ultimate into thinking he's on Mirage vs MOUZ 24/7 or sign broky if he can't get it together

posted 3 days ago

We getting GamerLegion FL4MUS trust bro he's gonna be so fucking back just to beat VIT and vanish once again

posted 3 days ago

Failed aura farming, nothing like the goat donk, 3-0 in stage 3 masterclass, going on to play the greatest series in CS history vs MOUZ in the final dropping a 2.09 rating which prompts Spirit to get him some help and sign HeavyGod and Boombl4 to build the greatest CS roster ever

posted 3 days ago

Trust bro ICY and FL4MUS both break the record nicodoz set

posted 3 days ago

Nah trust bro Spinx finally beats his choke demon and gets revenge on VIT in the 2-2 round and then goes on to win the major

posted 3 days ago

X0NTERES playoff choker vs regular tourney finalists

Ok buddy

posted 3 days ago

Real, would be so sick for both of them

Tho it'd feel kinda weird for MongolZ not to win the first major for Asia

But still rooting for both of them since MOUZ don't seem like they're making it to playoffs

posted 3 days ago

Bro why'd the 2 miracle runs of the tourney have to face each other in elim like bro whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

westmelon and z4kr masterclass incoming

posted 3 days ago

Lynn Vision is winning it all idk what to tell you

posted 4 days ago

How are we letting our winstreak end to Legacy? 13-3 as well. Apex brother I thought we got over the choking

posted 4 days ago
  1. s1mple
  2. dev1ce
  3. Zywoo
  4. kennyS
  5. JW
  6. m0NESY
  7. Guardian
  8. FalleN
  9. sh1ro
  10. broky
posted 4 days ago

Unfortunately in the world of competitive sports we are measured by wins and losses. No offense but I'm going to pass on your advice.

https://liquipedia.net/valorant/MCe/Coaching

Maryville Esports
Total Wins: 5
Total Losses: 12
Record: 5-12

Cloud9
Total Wins: 4
Total Losses: 4
Record: 4-4

The Guard
Total Wins: 7
Total Losses: 9
Record: 7-9

Gen.G Esports
Total Wins: 3
Total Losses: 13
Record: 3-13

posted 2 weeks ago

Throw City Rivals NA 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> EWC

posted 3 weeks ago

-qRaxs -ATA +Lar0k +Loita and the team actually gets so fucking cracked

posted 3 weeks ago

Wolves are gonna do the funniest thing

posted 4 weeks ago

Rbot fan 💀

posted 4 weeks ago

We all know you thought it tho

posted 4 weeks ago

Blud thought TL 3-0 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Lmao, lmfao even

posted 4 weeks ago

What did I fucking tell u lads

VAMOS HERETICS

posted 4 weeks ago

TH always lock in for revenge matches

Tier gapped G2 at Shanghai lower bracket in one of the biggest stomps in the tourney after losing twice
Beat Gen.G in the group stage of Champs after losing Shanghai
Beat SEN in the lower bracket of Champs after losing in Madrid
Beat LEV in the lower finals of Champs after getting sent to the lower bracket by them
Shit on VIT after the Kickoff loss

This time it's a revenge match against TL after getting denied a spot in Bangkok
TH 3-0

posted 1 month ago

I need bro to narrate my life

If TL drops him and he needs a career change he should start doing audio books

posted 1 month ago

FNATIC

2023 - 24W 3L
2024 - 20W 10L
2025 - 7W 3L

Total - 51W 15L
+36

Team Heretics

2023 - 2W 9L
2024 - 27W 13L
2025 - 8W 2L

Total - 37W 24L
+13

Team Liquid

2023 - 12W 8L
2024 - 5W 9L
2025 - 12W 6L

Total - 29W 23L
+6

Team Vitality

2023 - 5W 8L
2024 - 13W 10L
2025 - 8W 6L

Total - 26W 24L
+2

FUT Esports

2023 - 12W 12L
2024 - 13W 13L
2025 - 6W 6L

Total - 31W 31L
+0

NAVI

2023 - 15W 11L
2024 - 7W 8L
2025 - 4W 8L

Total - 26W 27L
-1

BBL Esports

2023 - 3W 8L
2024 - 4W 8L
2025 - 8W 4L

Total - 15W 20L
-5

GIANTX

2023 - 10W 9L
2024 - 3W 9L
2025 - 2W 6L

Total - 15W 24L
-9

Karmine Corp

2023 - 4W 10L
2024 - 11W 12L
2025 - 3W 6L

Total - 18W 28L
-10

Gentle Mates

2024 - 3W 9L
2025 - 2W 6L

Total - 5W 15L
-10

KOI

2023 - 4W 10L
2024 - 5W 10L
2025 - 1W 6L

Total - 10W 26L
-16

Apeks

2025 - 0W 7L

Total - 0W 7L
-7

posted 1 month ago

MOUZ, G2, Boom and Weibo

posted 1 month ago

wo0t

posted 1 month ago

Sign m4

posted 1 month ago

Assmolestia

posted 1 month ago
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