my-dad-ate-my-toes
Flag: Wales
Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: April 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Posts: 4670
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We know the ban wasn't for ripping it but we also know that he has ripped it in the past and probably still does

posted 12 hours ago

The brain says 100T for my VFL

The heart says NRG for Keiko

posted 12 hours ago

Tell me where I'm wrong tho

posted 13 hours ago

Lowkey we need a video on eeiu_glazer that guy is a homunculus

posted 13 hours ago

Yawn kozzy clears this bum ass racist ass sexist ass Demon1 headass chalked agent pool ass carried by Inspire and baiting Eggster pre-nerf Yoru ass zero entry ability ass groomed by poopincel to be an alt right 2016 "dark humour" neanderthal ass rape joking ass not gonna touch Valorant for a year and come back washed ass nearly grown man still getting babied and having people trynna absolve him of responsibility for his own actions ass retarded zero grammar ChatGPT crutcher headass BUM

posted 13 hours ago

You will never be king_bob bruh he alone is the schizophrenic one

posted 13 hours ago

If ur not already big into metal I would recommend Carcass, Electric Wizard, Avenged Sevenfold, Mgla, Napalm Death, Necrophagist, Sepultura, Gojira and Bathory

posted 13 hours ago

Would need to go full third party for us to be on the level of CS which Riot will sadly never do

posted 16 hours ago

Snaked again smh

posted 17 hours ago

RieNs
First became a fan during their game vs PRX in Madrid
His best agent is Sova
Favourite team is ofc TH (with MiniBoo specifically)
My favourite one of his clips is the Breach spray transfer he hit during the PRX game at Madrid
Best weapon for him is ofc vandal, tho he doesn't really stick to one skin but I remember him dominating SEN on Abyss at Champs 2024 with purple Kuronami so I'll go with that
If RieNs had to 1v2 a team to save my life I would know for a fact I'm living
Please god Heretics please win something with RieNs I'm begging

posted 23 hours ago

Neither have been to an international yet so for now it's Enzo

posted 23 hours ago

I mean they just made a Masters playoffs and are 2-1 rn and massively favoured to make playoffs like yeah they are deffo still in contention for the top

posted 23 hours ago

Nah starxo was performing incredibly well at Champs 2021 and is now calling a contender team in EMEA I think if kaajak wins an event or starts to hit the same form he was in last year he could be but for now it's still starxo for me

posted 23 hours ago

EU as in Europe not European Union sonion

posted 23 hours ago

Yeah he had his flag set to Dutch in 2024 and he was raised there so I counted him

posted 23 hours ago

Bruh I swear I typed it out wtf

posted 23 hours ago

I forgor

posted 23 hours ago

UK - Boaster
France - Enzo
Spain - Fit1nho
Portugal - tomaszy
Germany - al0rante (tex fake German)
Russia - Chronicle
Belgium - ScreaM
Netherlands - hiro
Sweden - Leo
Finland - Derke
Denmark - AvovA
Norway - rhyme
Latvia - ardiis
Estonia - Kicks
Lithuania - MiniBoo
Turkey - Alfajer
Belarus - SimonD4rk
Ukraine - ANGE1
Poland - starxo
Czechia - marteen
Slovakia - Shaimon
Bulgaria - Wolfen
Moldova - Sayonara
Romania - ara
Italy - bipo
Ireland - Fractioned
Iceland - In0x
Serbia - qpert
Slovenia - Patix
Switzerland - KovaQ
Albania - musashi
Austria - Samed
Croatia - Doma
Bosnia - a1len
Greece - stavros
Hungary - shinnok
North Macedonia - runneR

Lowk I gave up trynna find a Valorant pro from the fuckin Vatican City or Malta or shit like that

posted 23 hours ago

We all know you're secretly 9wntr e kitten stop trynna pretend

posted 1 day ago

Drasna and I will hear no other answer

posted 1 day ago

I made £12 as a sub in Throw City Clash EU so I can technically claim it's me

posted 1 day ago

Who cares what this retarded child snatcher has to say anymore?

posted 1 day ago

Unc is just a bright lights merchant once the rest carry him to a tier 1 tournament he's gonna diff Zywho and show him who the real goat of CS is

posted 1 day ago

Chill on the CS team, with enough time under gla1ve rain can become a goated IGL and poiii and sirah are FREAKISH players once they acclimate to top 20 competition

posted 1 day ago

In that case I may go +saadhak instead of +sociablEE BUT FUT plays KC while KRU plays Furia so I feel like sociablEE will have a way easier time earning points

posted 1 day ago

So I've done -Lar0k +Favian -bang +sociablEE now I have giga points to spend on an upgrade for blowz in my wildcard slot do I go aspas who plays vs C9 or Alfajer who plays vs GX?

Which player is gonna turbo farm their game more?

posted 1 day ago

Not enough ball knowledge for Cryo Phoenix

posted 1 day ago

Ite who's alt is this

posted 1 day ago

Dw I changed my flair to EF when TH played KC and then they 13-2'd them the next map all part of the plan

posted 1 day ago

I don't think 4 games in 2 players' 4 year long careers are what should settle the debate

posted 1 day ago

Valorant mickey mouse game?

posted 1 day ago

Gambit, TH and FNC all made multiple grand finals and played more consistently than the Champs winners within their year and OpTic were arguably the team of their year

PRX and FNC are 2 of if not the most consistent teams of all time in Valorant

posted 1 day ago

The glaze must end some day

posted 1 day ago

Wolves upscale

posted 1 day ago

Masters 2 truly the only relevant trophy

posted 1 day ago

When so far Loud is the only Champs winning team that A) played consistently throughout their whole year and B) didn't shortly disband or fall off a cliff

Acend was the biggest fluke win OAT starxo is the only relevant player from that roster today
EG played well for 6 months, the only players who weren't on jail teams in 2024 were Boostio and C0M the 2 shitters, and only Ethan and Jawg have remained relevant in 2025
EDG literally shat themselves all year only to coast off of Neon meta and then crumble and miss their first international event ever the next year
Now we're watching NRG gradually decline over the course of stage 1

Any time someone says Champs is the only relevant player achievement I die a little inside

posted 1 day ago

Dread it, run from it, Champs curse arrives all the same

posted 1 day ago

Bro just called the save to dodge pi

Training to IGL team Canada at ENC

posted 1 day ago

They will once they're not partnered and can't coast off bundle money + stipends anymore

posted 3 days ago

Shake ass hopefully

posted 3 days ago

Bro gonna start gooning in the fetal position to the EG vs PRX VOD while crying and muttering "Boostio is still the goat IGL, no one can touch Demon1 mechanics" as he tries to delude himself into thinking they're still on EG

posted 3 days ago

Imagine dedicating yourself to glazing the 2023 EG roster only to be left with poopamen and not being able to move on

Assmolestia pain unmatched

posted 3 days ago

Assmolestia doing his best to ignore how forcibly Furia rearranged Ethan's guts last week

posted 3 days ago

I mean anchoring and lurking are skills you need for smokes and senti there's a lot of overlap between the roles, smokes just requires a lot more thought about util and you have a lot less freedom with lurking because you need to more actively support your team on execs

posted 3 days ago

AHHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH PISSING MYSELF AND VOMITING AND SHITTING AND CUMMING MY PANTS LAUGHING TS IS FRYING ME UNC

posted 3 days ago

Who's your favourite double duellist duo OAT?

Mine is ofc MiniBoo and Wo0t, especially with Wo0t on the Iso

Meteor and t3xture are up there for me as well

posted 3 days ago

Should've put zeek instead

posted 3 days ago

Lowkey Verno ain't even that bad compared to the rest of this Legion of Doom ahhhh team

posted 3 days ago

Xeppaa and OXY would probably leave if he did and removing 2 players + the coach is prob too much effort for this bum dying org

posted 3 days ago
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