my-dad-ate-my-toes
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Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: July 20, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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What if instead of TenZ he was called FreakZ and instead of playing Valorant he played Invisible Cock 2: They Never Saw Me Cumming

posted 17 hours ago

2024 Gen.G Breeze
2022 Loud Ascent
2024 TH Sunset (so far, it's already looking like they're falling behind on Sunset but they have been the most dominant team so far)
2023 Loud Pearl

posted 1 day ago

Mako is literally THE duelist turned goat of other role

posted 1 day ago

FUT made playoffs in Champs last year and made 5th/6th at Shanghai

They'll be top 8 minimum because TH (their fathers) can't be in their group and Boostio (their mother) probably isn't in their group

Also I have faith in the TH bounce back

posted 1 day ago

Bro I swear every list I see about champs teams are massively underrating FUT

They just came 5th/6th at Shanghai and ended EMEA 8 -2, only losing to VIT and TH, and only played FNC and TH in playoffs

I have faith in FUT to get out of groups at least

posted 1 day ago

Then we all know they're getting BLG'd

Biank is on TE

posted 1 day ago

Depending on how Champs goes I would say 2024 > 2023

If GEN.G just tier gap everyone again it'll be pretty disappointing but if we get a stacked playoffs bracket the same way Istanbul's bracket was where every team feels like heavy hitters who could realistically make the top 4, then I think it could be the best Champions we've ever had with the level of play nowadays vs back in 2022

posted 1 day ago

SEN intentionally threw to get 4th seed and avoid getting BLG'd

Little do they know that Biank is NA father and TE will be the one's to 0-4 SEN

posted 1 day ago

Football leagues have existed since the 1800's and is a sport played nearly all around the world that rakes in millions of views for even low profile games

posted 1 day ago

Hey I said from time to time

But about 1 in 10 jokes they make land so that's about 100x times more enjoyment than listening to a Vansili and Riv cast even if they are cringe most of the time

posted 1 day ago

Bro you can't say crashies is still in form. He's not looked the same since Champs last year

posted 1 day ago

God his casting of The Thieves vs The Sentinels was truly breath taking

posted 1 day ago

Gotta be vanity and Xeppaa

They haven't been in the discussion of top NA players since 2021 but they keep getting tier 1 offers

posted 1 day ago

SEN had months of off time between stage 1 and stage 2 and they've slumped again after winning a couple games

I don't have faith in them to come back to their form in the first part of the year as good as that would be

posted 1 day ago

Fuck else am I gonna support lmao

posted 1 day ago

But every single LAN we go in thinking "surely THIS time right?" and then we lose out in the worst way possible

This shit is TORTURE

posted 1 day ago

How do you think we feel?

posted 1 day ago

Idk Vansili's wording and pronunciation of certain shit is really distracting to me

posted 1 day ago

Uber is actually such a good caster

posted 1 day ago

Nah at least they're funny from time to time. Vansili and Riv are just plain fucking boring

posted 1 day ago

Are they the worst caster duo in tier 1? Zero hype like Achilios or Pansy and zero analysis like Sideshow or steel. Just feels like they're describing what they're watching like AI

posted 1 day ago

Boostio will probably do something like shout Ronaldo clears or some goofy shit across the stage to instigate the slide tackle let's be honest

posted 1 day ago

Nah no copy pasta necessary, it's just gonna be the VLR article that comes out tomorrow

posted 1 day ago

It's map 2, 7-5 half. During the half time mta says he doesn't feel so good, throws up on stage

Turns out Klaus is out of LA at the moment on important business, the management has no idea what to do, until they hear a voice

"It's ok Atom, I'll play instead". Everyone turns and sees Messi donning his KRU jersey. A sigh of relief washes over the KRU coaches

Messi walks onstage and the crowd erupts. Everyone is cheering, even the 100T fans. But as Messi makes his way to the PC, instead of sitting down like everyone expects, Messi sprints over to the 100T side of the stage and slide tackles Boostio before kicking a football he pulled out of nowhere into Cryo's monitor

KRU take the series 2-1 (in goals)

posted 1 day ago

NA Tier 1 = NA Tier 2

posted 1 day ago

Bro went on the wrong thread

posted 2 days ago

There's a wok in my house that I'll hit you back with

posted 2 days ago

A-Train (I'm jealous of all my friends not being alone)

posted 2 days ago

But he's picked up the op a few times this year with Neon

posted 2 days ago

Did he play Jett in tier 2 at all? He's only played it once this whole year and it feels super weird to me

posted 2 days ago

My hot take is that Chinese food is mad overrated

Spanish food fucks hard

posted 2 days ago

Fyi you're at the very bottom of my tier list

posted 2 days ago

I'd personally put FUT in 7th/8th at least

posted 2 days ago

Bro FUT in the bottom tier is actually criminal

posted 2 days ago

Victor really wouldn't be much of an upgrade, if one at all

G2 are farming as is, they shouldn't risk changing what works for such a miniscule potential upgrade

posted 2 days ago

SEN getting grouped if they make Champs, there's no way they even see them at Champs

That being said I really hope LEV crashes out and takes the points slot

posted 3 days ago

This guy is actually ASS

posted 3 days ago

I'd put TE and DRG higher

posted 3 days ago

Bro he's the only one with hands this match

posted 3 days ago

True

posted 3 days ago

I haven't seen him since England lost the Euros

posted 3 days ago

Ite bro imma have to banish u to the shadow realm on the vlr users tier list

posted 3 days ago

It's fine GEN.G will have 4 by then

posted 3 days ago

Win first masters of the year

Play like shit for the rest of the year

Vanish from relevance for 2 years

See all the SEN baiters in 2027

posted 3 days ago

People like you are the reason SEN has so many haters

posted 3 days ago

Why is this fucking clown saying "the Sentinels"? Like bro? Who has ever said that?

posted 3 days ago

I only watched like 5

posted 3 days ago

People like you are the reason people hate SEN lmao

posted 3 days ago

0/8 they have to be sweating bullets because their fate is in the hands of serial chokers LEV

posted 3 days ago

LEV need to get top 3 in playoffs otherwise they take the points slot

posted 3 days ago
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