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Guess the vlr user.

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#1
parasite

Hey everyone. I might look a newbie but I'm a veteran vlr observer with a record of 278 app opens in a day and 9 hrs avg of reading poor baits and shit opinions.

Let's play a game.
You write about a vlr user in one line so. And everyone tries to guess. Let's see who's the real vlr veteran :).
Rules :
no names or alt names
Flair and flags are allowed.
Banned users are allowed.

P.S. Upvote post UwU

#2
hazard25
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earlier had a fnatic flag , now has a FPX flag , replies to everyone hating EU teams , is from UK

#3
queueK
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28 saxaphones

#4
totneK_kaT_umkaM
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Shadowisbad

#5
hiyo
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Big alfajer fan
Banned
Turkish
Bad english

#6
avepalto
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Ballsack opinions

#7
BoF7ooM
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hazard25 [#2]

earlier had a fnatic flag , now has a FPX flag , replies to everyone hating EU teams , is from UK

urnightmare?

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chloeburbank
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hazard25 [#2]

earlier had a fnatic flag , now has a FPX flag , replies to everyone hating EU teams , is from UK

meyournightmare

#9
parasite
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Banned, indian flag, sentinels flair, known for shit takes and used to be online 24x7(literally)

#11
avepalto
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Least delusional eu fnatic bri'ish fan, degenerate quantity of posts

#12
chloeburbank
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parasite [#9]

Banned, indian flag, sentinels flair, known for shit takes and used to be online 24x7(literally)

shadowisbad (he had the best takes stfu)

#13
6vine
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hiyo [#5]

Big alfajer fan
Banned
Turkish
Bad english

hasosp 🐐

#14
avepalto
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STATS

#15
avepalto
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They alt is babysasuke

#16
chloeburbank
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avepalto [#11]

Least delusional eu fnatic bri'ish fan, degenerate quantity of posts

showmu

#17
33AJ
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avepalto [#14]

STATS

Who other than the goat

#18
avepalto
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Uzbekistan, m3c fan, baiter

#19
Tanmayyy
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Message deleted

#20
avepalto
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chloeburbank [#16]

showmu

🎉🎉🎉

#21
parasite
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biggest EDG fan + decent takes

#22
avepalto
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-King of Valorant

#23
avepalto
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parasite [#21]

biggest EDG fan + decent takes

Ullyr

#24
hazard25
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BoF7ooM [#7]

urnightmare?

yes lmao

#25
OzyMeister
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the annoying Korean

#26
hazard25
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chloeburbank [#8]

meyournightmare

yes lmao

#27
CraigGarth01
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The one who used to add this after every comment of his

Son of Oil, Father of QueueK and Causer of Arguments

#28
Tanmayyy
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parasite [#21]

biggest EDG fan + decent takes

Me

#29
avepalto
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OzyMeister [#25]

the annoying Korean

KoreanOverlord

#30
avepalto
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"👍😁👍"

#31
chloeburbank
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hazard25 [#26]

yes lmao

mfer has a fucking 6th sense, even tho FNC beat FPX like 4 times he switched to FPX then FPX kept winning

#32
NajibRazak
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I was Serbian G2 fan, I loved Aleksib but he left G2 and I'm EDG Fan Now.
My New Name Is Méng qí·D·lù fēi (猴子 d 路飞),
我来自China,我最喜欢的球队是 Edward Gaming.
You Can Support EDG Like Me ,Come Join Us

#33
NajibRazak
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Mwzera?

#34
Tanmayyy
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NajibRazak [#32]

I was Serbian G2 fan, I loved Aleksib but he left G2 and I'm EDG Fan Now.
My New Name Is Méng qí·D·lù fēi (猴子 d 路飞),
我来自China,我最喜欢的球队是 Edward Gaming.
You Can Support EDG Like Me ,Come Join Us

🤔

#35
6vine
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CraigGarth01 [#27]

The one who used to add this after every comment of his

Son of Oil, Father of QueueK and Causer of Arguments

Aperture

#37
MadlyFriesE
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avepalto [#22]

-King of Valorant

supernova

#38
chloeburbank
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avepalto [#22]

-King of Valorant

supernova

#39
CraigGarth01
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6vine [#35]

Aperture

yep

#40
parasite
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NajibRazak [#33]

Mwzera?

The goat

#41
wkeyspectre
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hiyo [#5]

Big alfajer fan
Banned
Turkish
Bad english

asslack

#42
Tanmayyy
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Afghanistan Flag + less than 2 iq

#43
Dybala21
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chloeburbank [#31]

mfer has a fucking 6th sense, even tho FNC beat FPX like 4 times he switched to FPX then FPX kept winning

Also whenever he’s about to lose an argument about APAC teams, he pulls out this card:

EMEA 3
NA 2
APAC 0

So cringe and boring if you ask me

#44
6vine
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avepalto [#30]

"👍😁👍"

Who?

#45
dexter000111
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^_^!

#46
NG1nS
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the goat of vlr

#47
MadlyFriesE
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trembo

#48
Adri07_
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queueK [#3]

28 saxaphones

Ballsax28

#49
PeterGriffin
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g2 flair + hating apac

#50
geometrix
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the 100t jinxer and has tons of posts

#51
nutab1e
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dexter000111 [#45]

^_^!

😠

#52
jwise
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Dybala21 [#43]

Also whenever he’s about to lose an argument about APAC teams, he pulls out this card:

EMEA 3
NA 2
APAC 0

So cringe and boring if you ask me

lmao I can relate to this

#53
jwise
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hazard25 [#2]

earlier had a fnatic flag , now has a FPX flag , replies to everyone hating EU teams , is from UK

glad I'm not the only one who realized this man is a bandwagon

#54
misssscchhh
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hazard25 [#2]

earlier had a fnatic flag , now has a FPX flag , replies to everyone hating EU teams , is from UK

*isn't from uk, he's a fakeflagger

#55
Tanmayyy
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wkeyspectre [#41]

asslack

Asslick

#56
Fluffyy
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Austrian TSM dickrider who hates indians

#57
number1_ScreaM_fan
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dexter000111 [#45]

^_^!

Potter fan!

#58
Tanmayyy
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Overhyped my fucking ass. Go ask some of top 8 teams in SEA and they'll definitely say we could be a contender for the masters slot. We are scrimming them on 120+ ping and making it close and even beating them. Every top SEA team we have scrimmed has high respect for us knowing the damage we can do on the ping we have yet alone what we would do on low ping. We are not like Bonkers or Soniqs and it takes one vod review to see that. I hope to change all your minds when the time comes but for now have some respect on our names.

#59
number1_ScreaM_fan
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PeterGriffin [#49]

g2 flair + hating apac

Matrixes or something like that

#60
number1_ScreaM_fan
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geometrix [#50]

the 100t jinxer and has tons of posts

Prsty obviously

#61
number1_ScreaM_fan
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Fluffyy [#56]

Austrian TSM dickrider who hates indians

Calypussy

#62
Tanmayyy
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MadlyFriesE [#47]

trembo

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

#63
FrostTree187
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avepalto [#18]

Uzbekistan, m3c fan, baiter

Ez moatz from uzbekistan his favorite team is m3c

#64
Prathades
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the guy that got drunk and create a discussion about answering your question.

#65
Ultimateattack
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has a valorant gun in his name dk if hes banned or wat

#66
JiangLi
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Ultimateattack [#65]

has a valorant gun in his name dk if hes banned or wat

wkeyspectre hahaha my favourite thing to do in Val

#67
number1_ScreaM_fan
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Prathades [#64]

the guy that got drunk and create a discussion about answering your question.

Hekzy

#68
Astar
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based OCE & Order fan with good takes

#69
number1_ScreaM_fan
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Astar [#68]

based OCE & Order fan with good takes

No order fan has good takes

#70
JiangLi
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Astar [#68]

based OCE & Order fan with good takes

Faraday? Or the goat minimise himself

#71
Astar
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JiangLi [#70]

Faraday? Or the goat minimise himself

how are you good at this lmao

#72
Ryuzaki
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Pretty sure no one would know me even though I'm a veteran here xD

#73
Tanmayyy
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Astar [#68]

based OCE & Order fan with good takes

President

#74
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Ryuzaki [#72]

Pretty sure no one would know me even though I'm a veteran here xD

rare sight to see another acc who born in 2020 just like mine

#75
Ryuzaki
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Astar [#74]

rare sight to see another acc who born in 2020 just like mine

ayyyee noice

#76
kbkdark
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The guy who wants EVERY USER of this site in his bed 😳

#77
thanatos11
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best takes on this website

#78
number1_ScreaM_fan
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kbkdark [#76]

The guy who wants EVERY USER of this site in his bed 😳

Kbkdark

#79
kaesra
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i love abatman

#80
kbkdark
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number1_ScreaM_fan [#78]

Kbkdark

good guess, but no

#81
nutab1e
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thanatos11 [#77]

best takes on this website

thx broski

#82
xLeo
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Suck Balls

#83
Asphyxia
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Ryuzaki [#72]

Pretty sure no one would know me even though I'm a veteran here xD

U rarely have interesting takes, and by interesting I mean dumb.

#84
thanatos11
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nutab1e [#81]

thx broski

was talking about myself not a random fake flagger

#85
Asphyxia
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The only true T1 fan, and the best writer on this website.

#86
nutab1e
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proud american + makes shitmea fans cry

#87
nutab1e
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thanatos11 [#84]

was talking about myself not a random fake flagger

how is tuvalu this time of year

#88
kbkdark
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Asphyxia [#85]

The only true T1 fan, and the best writer on this website.

Hudsen 😏

#89
nutab1e
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kbkdark [#88]

Hudsen 😏

crazy how fehrago solos his dumb ass

#90
unknown_trash
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number1_ScreaM_fan [#60]

Prsty obviously

no isnt it dexter?

#91
unknown_trash
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nutab1e [#86]

proud american + makes shitmea fans cry

babysasuke the goat?

#92
nutab1e
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unknown_trash [#91]

babysasuke the goat?

of course, banned until the 25th but he will be back

#93
geometrix
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unknown_trash [#90]

no isnt it dexter?

yes! good job

#94
thanatos11
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nutab1e [#87]

how is tuvalu this time of year

shit like all year

#95
nutab1e
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thanatos11 [#94]

shit like all year

💀

#96
Nuturn_Faker
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totneK_kaT_umkaM [#4]

Shadowisbad

woah i have not heard that name in a long time

#97
WinterZ20
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Number 1 Least Grass Touched on this site

#98
Chirby
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avepalto [#14]

STATS

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

#99
kbkdark
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nutab1e [#89]

crazy how fehrago solos his dumb ass

"how dare you?" - THUNBERG, Greta

#100
Chirby
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STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

#101
Tanmayyy
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Chirby [#100]

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

GOAT trembolonaRage

#102
FoechiGG
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Tanmayyy [#42]

Afghanistan Flag + less than 2 iq

Styling911

#103
FoechiGG
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Tanmayyy [#58]

Overhyped my fucking ass. Go ask some of top 8 teams in SEA and they'll definitely say we could be a contender for the masters slot. We are scrimming them on 120+ ping and making it close and even beating them. Every top SEA team we have scrimmed has high respect for us knowing the damage we can do on the ping we have yet alone what we would do on low ping. We are not like Bonkers or Soniqs and it takes one vod review to see that. I hope to change all your minds when the time comes but for now have some respect on our names.

Some australian guy

#104
FoechiGG
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kbkdark [#76]

The guy who wants EVERY USER of this site in his bed 😳

Nutab1e

#105
Tanmayyy
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FoechiGG [#103]

Some australian guy

Faraday

#106
kbkdark
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FoechiGG [#104]

Nutab1e

Nice shot!

#107
number1_ScreaM_fan
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kaesra [#79]

i love abatman

ah fuck forgot name

edit: im sorry rainny :((((

#108
parasite
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Worst writer. Worst takes. Runs to Twitter after getting bullied on VLR. Decent leaks.

#109
nutab1e
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parasite [#108]

Worst writer. Worst takes. Runs to Twitter after getting bullied on VLR. Decent leaks.

Leorgey

#110
X_ae_A_12
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Baited cNed in the most beautiful way possible

#111
X_ae_A_12
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Has the most downvotes on a comment

#112
benthy_sear
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avepalto [#30]

"👍😁👍"

DELUSIONAL POTTER FAN

#113
HaSanity
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NG1nS [#46]

the goat of vlr

Enigma

#114
deathlyclaws
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kaesra [#79]

i love abatman

Rainyy

#115
deathlyclaws
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FakeAnanas 🐐

#116
deathlyclaws
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parasite [#108]

Worst writer. Worst takes. Runs to Twitter after getting bullied on VLR. Decent leaks.

Peorge peddes 🤢🤢

#117
thanatos11
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X_ae_A_12 [#110]

Baited cNed in the most beautiful way possible

WoadWunner

#118
HaSanity
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Romanian but lives in UAE.

#119
nutab1e
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deathlyclaws [#115]

FakeAnanas 🐐

Wineyard

#120
parasite
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6 majors anyone?

#121
PeterGriffin
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number1_ScreaM_fan [#59]

Matrixes or something like that

yes haha

#122
Sushi_
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The most sane turkish fan

#123
widepeepofrosty
0
Frags
+

faze flair, delusional na fan, goes silent after losses.

#124
Sushi_
0
Frags
+
widepeepofrosty [#123]

faze flair, delusional na fan, goes silent after losses.

Daddysasuke?

#125
redlight
0
Frags
+
Asphyxia [#85]

The only true T1 fan, and the best writer on this website.

i wonder who that is :)

#126
widepeepofrosty
0
Frags
+
Sushi_ [#124]

Daddysasuke?

yep! cant wait to see him when champions starts.

#127
Sushi_
0
Frags
+
WinterZ20 [#97]

Number 1 Least Grass Touched on this site

any user with over 2k posts

#128
SigmaMale
1
Frags
+

Chad, hot, always right

#129
Sushi_
0
Frags
+
widepeepofrosty [#126]

yep! cant wait to see him when champions starts.

Fr, did he make any threads when faze lost or did he skip the denial stage in grief?

#130
Sushi_
0
Frags
+

The vlr writers

#131

#131
widepeepofrosty
0
Frags
+
Sushi_ [#129]

Fr, did he make any threads when faze lost or did he skip the denial stage in grief?

denial stage in grief

#132
minte
-2
Frags
+
SigmaMale [#128]

Chad, hot, always right

Subreezy

#133
SpaceCow
0
Frags
+

Austria Flag
More or less a delusional TSM fan
Hated anime
5000+ posts

#134
enri
0
Frags
+
HaSanity [#118]

Romanian but lives in UAE.

Winterzzz

#135
CraigGarth01
0
Frags
+
deathlyclaws [#114]

Rainyy

yessir

#136
CraigGarth01
2
Frags
+
SpaceCow [#133]

Austria Flag
More or less a delusional TSM fan
Hated anime
5000+ posts

Calypso

#137
CraigGarth01
0
Frags
+

creator of the longest thread of vlr

#138
parasite
0
Frags
+

Just Enjoying
Chad guy
#140

#139
-mercury-
-1
Frags
+
avepalto [#18]

Uzbekistan, m3c fan, baiter

my babe moatz😘

#140
Styling911
0
Frags
+

Did one of the most disgusting baits in VLR

unforgivable what he did

#141
D3KU
0
Frags
+

Only Soniqs fan on the website with nigerian flag

#142
Asphyxia
0
Frags
+
redlight [#125]

i wonder who that is :)

:D

#143
minte
3
Frags
+
D3KU [#141]

Only Soniqs fan on the website with nigerian flag

HackNaija

#144
cRashh
0
Frags
+
Sushi_ [#122]

The most sane turkish fan

me

#145
nutab1e
0
Frags
+
Sushi_ [#122]

The most sane turkish fan

BackoxyXD

#146
alexxx
-1
Frags
+
thanatos11 [#77]

best takes on this website

kristof?

#147
alexxx
0
Frags
+
WinterZ20 [#97]

Number 1 Least Grass Touched on this site

sheahh/babysasuke/moatz

#148
snoozna
0
Frags
+

Loves Paper Rex and is from APAC. Name starts with a J

#149
HaSanity
0
Frags
+
parasite [#120]

6 majors anyone?

Capybara guy

#150
queueK
0
Frags
+
Styling911 [#140]

Did one of the most disgusting baits in VLR

unforgivable what he did

zack-something

or maybe it was something-zack

eitherway he def had zack in the username

#151
queueK
3
Frags
+

somehow relates every conversation back to CS, ukraine flag, been here for a while

#152
Asphyxia
0
Frags
+
kbkdark [#88]

Hudsen 😏

Nt

#153
queueK
0
Frags
+
Sushi_ [#122]

The most sane turkish fan

BBL_wctn

#154
NG1nS
0
Frags
+
HaSanity [#113]

Enigma

right

not

#155
Iper
2
Frags
+

"ez for Nukkye"

#156
Iper
0
Frags
+
queueK [#151]

somehow relates every conversation back to CS, ukraine flag, been here for a while

Olofboost? the thing is I never saw him talking about CS

#157
queueK
1
Frags
+
Iper [#156]

Olofboost? the thing is I never saw him talking about CS

ding ding ding

this is his most recent post btw

Riot policy of loving everyone but Europeans
Fortunately Valve is better, Valve know where the skill belongs

#158
X_ae_A_12
4
Frags
+
Iper [#155]

"ez for Nukkye"

Delusional nukkye fan

#159
X_ae_A_12
-3
Frags
+
queueK [#157]

ding ding ding

this is his most recent post btw

Riot policy of loving everyone but Europeans
Fortunately Valve is better, Valve know where the skill belongs

He was right btw.

Riot is anti-EMEA

#160
Fluffyy
0
Frags
+
queueK [#150]

zack-something

or maybe it was something-zack

eitherway he def had zack in the username

zacklikethat123

#161
GiancioZ
4
Frags
+

mwzera is the most talented player in the world

#162
Ultimate6989
3
Frags
+
GiancioZ [#161]

mwzera is the most talented player in the world

Trembolonarage

#163
Iper
2
Frags
+
GiancioZ [#161]

mwzera is the most talented player in the world

aTastyCookie

#164
Rebellion2408
-3
Frags
+
CraigGarth01 [#137]

creator of the longest thread of vlr

Trembo

#165
CraigGarth01
1
Frags
+
Rebellion2408 [#164]

Trembo

Nope,
it's 'just enjoying'

#166
Rebellion2408
0
Frags
+
CraigGarth01 [#165]

Nope,
it's 'just enjoying'

oh

#167
6vine
0
Frags
+
queueK [#151]

somehow relates every conversation back to CS, ukraine flag, been here for a while

Also a delusional M3C fan, kept talking shit about liquid and hasn’t made a single post since yesterday 😭

#168
queueK
-2
Frags
+
X_ae_A_12 [#159]

He was right btw.

Riot is anti-EMEA

never said they weren't right

#169
meyournightmare
-10
Frags
+
hazard25 [#2]

earlier had a fnatic flag , now has a FPX flag , replies to everyone hating EU teams , is from UK

i wonder who

#170
Sushi_
0
Frags
+
queueK [#153]

BBL_wctn

yes

#171
thanatos11
0
Frags
+
alexxx [#146]

kristof?

who

#172
X_ae_A_12
-4
Frags
+

Ur mom

#173
zardinez
0
Frags
+
NajibRazak [#32]

I was Serbian G2 fan, I loved Aleksib but he left G2 and I'm EDG Fan Now.
My New Name Is Méng qí·D·lù fēi (猴子 d 路飞),
我来自China,我最喜欢的球队是 Edward Gaming.
You Can Support EDG Like Me ,Come Join Us

He's right above this comment

#174
zardinez
0
Frags
+
Tanmayyy [#58]

Overhyped my fucking ass. Go ask some of top 8 teams in SEA and they'll definitely say we could be a contender for the masters slot. We are scrimming them on 120+ ping and making it close and even beating them. Every top SEA team we have scrimmed has high respect for us knowing the damage we can do on the ping we have yet alone what we would do on low ping. We are not like Bonkers or Soniqs and it takes one vod review to see that. I hope to change all your minds when the time comes but for now have some respect on our names.

That order dude I forgot his name :(

#175
SpaceCow
0
Frags
+
Styling911 [#140]

Did one of the most disgusting baits in VLR

unforgivable what he did

what'd he do?

#176
nutab1e
0
Frags
+
widepeepofrosty [#131]

denial stage in grief

got banned before it happened, believe me he is coping

#177
widepeepofrosty
1
Frags
+
nutab1e [#176]

got banned before it happened, believe me he is coping

for sure he is coping, i wanna see his ultra delusional side when he comes back

#178
hazard25
2
Frags
+
meyournightmare [#169]

i wonder who

lil anjing shut the fak up

#179
meyournightmare
-2
Frags
+
hazard25 [#178]

lil anjing shut the fak up

all good
i will be remembered as the only person who said EDG>PRX
Cant wait for this to come true

#180
nutab1e
0
Frags
+
meyournightmare [#179]

all good
i will be remembered as the only person who said EDG>PRX
Cant wait for this to come true

xerxia will own both of them

#181
meyournightmare
-5
Frags
+
nutab1e [#180]

xerxia will own both of them

yea sure

#182
Subreezy
-1
Frags
+
minte [#132]

Subreezy

W

#183
shockyyyy
0
Frags
+

The homie sen fan

#184
Mjtchell
0
Frags
+

OG TSM baiter from Austria that is now banned.

#185
Kezyyz
1
Frags
+

mwzera.

#186
PandaZ
0
Frags
+
WinterZ20 [#97]

Number 1 Least Grass Touched on this site

Prtzy since he has over 8k posts

#187
Daniveus
0
Frags
+

"how is a noname the best valorant player in EU? how come this guy never played in a tier 1 game in a team before? meanwhile csgo legends suck at csgo while the best valorant player sucked at csgo so hard he played a cringe custom cs ripoff game called "ZULA". how tf is a noname so good in this game and cs legends who should be dominating since they have 10 years of experience with this mechanics already suck so hard? im calling it, cned is a cheater and also his teammates are nonames and have no real background and know every shit. yea makes sense! just google for smartphone hacks. i predict this guy has some hacks and hes hiding it by not using a cam!"

#188
DELUSIONALCHRISTINECHIFAN
0
Frags
+
dexter000111 [#45]

^_^!

me :)

#189
SleepyBear
0
Frags
+
Dybala21 [#43]

Also whenever he’s about to lose an argument about APAC teams, he pulls out this card:

EMEA 3
NA 2
APAC 0

So cringe and boring if you ask me

ikr

#190
DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN
1
Frags
+
DELUSIONALCHRISTINECHIFAN [#188]

me :)

Sure 😍😍🤢🤢😨

#191
Marty
0
Frags
+
parasite [#120]

6 majors anyone?

Vitality_6_majors aka astralis_4_majors

#192
SleepyBear
1
Frags
+
meyournightmare [#179]

all good
i will be remembered as the only person who said EDG>PRX
Cant wait for this to come true

no one cares about ur opinions, what's so special about saying EDG>PRX,I feel that way too but I just don't say it cuz it was too early, why u feel will be remembered as that Lmao they will remember you as a Cringe EU&FPX fans

#193
Cresp
1
Frags
+
avepalto [#6]

Ballsack opinions

issax28

#194
meyournightmare
-5
Frags
+
SleepyBear [#192]

no one cares about ur opinions, what's so special about saying EDG>PRX,I feel that way too but I just don't say it cuz it was too early, why u feel will be remembered as that Lmao they will remember you as a Cringe EU&FPX fans

the amount of delusional Paper rekt fans are insane
its worse than the loud fans of stage 1
getting a bye to top 8 then finishing top 2 does not mean shit
paper rekt wont even reach playoffs this time and get exposed by east asia teams once more

#195
nikoya
0
Frags
+

https://www.vlr.gg/user/beb0p

#196
HaSanity
0
Frags
+
Marty [#191]

Vitality_6_majors aka astralis_4_majors

Yes

#197
HaSanity
0
Frags
+
NG1nS [#154]

right

not

Don’t tell him😨

#198
DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN
0
Frags
+

alt account lots of dart monkey flairs for some reason how sussy

#199
Vortexy
0
Frags
+
NG1nS [#46]

the goat of vlr

did someone summon me? 👀

#200
number1_100T_fan
0
Frags
+

white forsaken?

#201
HaSanity
0
Frags
+
number1_100T_fan [#200]

white forsaken?

APAC jimmy

#202
X_ae_A_12
0
Frags
+
Cresp [#193]

issax28

Goat

#203
jwise
3
Frags
+
SleepyBear [#192]

no one cares about ur opinions, what's so special about saying EDG>PRX,I feel that way too but I just don't say it cuz it was too early, why u feel will be remembered as that Lmao they will remember you as a Cringe EU&FPX fans

own that bitch my guy

#204
TS_ChedZ
0
Frags
+
Astar [#68]

based OCE & Order fan with good takes

Bet

#205
BadlandsChugs
2
Frags
+

not good with raze

#206
hvsvn
0
Frags
+

tr hater mena enjoyer

#207
meyournightmare
-4
Frags
+
jwise [#203]

own that bitch my guy

this guy literally thought surf>meteor and PRX winning masters kekw
cant wait for zmjjkk to teach forsaken how to play aggressive chamber

#208
number1_ScreaM_fan
0
Frags
+
snoozna [#148]

Loves Paper Rex and is from APAC. Name starts with a J

apac jimmy

#209
number1_ScreaM_fan
0
Frags
+
nikoya [#195]

https://www.vlr.gg/user/beb0p

i remember this guy. he was good until he started baiting and got banned

#210
Luck_
0
Frags
+

australian
order flair
hates kiwis
absolute gigachad

#211
number1_ScreaM_fan
0
Frags
+

Big poiz fan

#212
queueK
0
Frags
+
SpaceCow [#175]

what'd he do?

Implied that Ban was a pedophile

#213
Luck_
0
Frags
+
SigmaMale [#128]

Chad, hot, always right

TS_ChedZ

#214
SpaceCow
0
Frags
+
queueK [#212]

Implied that Ban was a pedophile

weird

#215
nikoya
0
Frags
+
number1_ScreaM_fan [#209]

i remember this guy. he was good until he started baiting and got banned

a real og of the community, a nigh lost forgotten relic of the past

#216
Kk0bra
0
Frags
+
meyournightmare [#207]

this guy literally thought surf>meteor and PRX winning masters kekw
cant wait for zmjjkk to teach forsaken how to play aggressive chamber

Ur a piece of shit and can go fk ur self bitch

#217
meyournightmare
-4
Frags
+
Kk0bra [#216]

Ur a piece of shit and can go fk ur self bitch

all good
bronzil fans were no different after stage 1
then got folded in stage 2

#218
Kk0bra
0
Frags
+

immmo player
Prx flair
Half British
On a break now

#219
Kk0bra
0
Frags
+
Luck_ [#210]

australian
order flair
hates kiwis
absolute gigachad

TS_chedz , absolutely goated minimse alt

#220
luckypleb
0
Frags
+

Biggest ONIC fan

#221
Kk0bra
0
Frags
+
luckypleb [#220]

Biggest ONIC fan

U?

#222
Luck_
0
Frags
+
Kk0bra [#219]

TS_chedz , absolutely goated minimse alt

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CORRECT

#223
number1_ScreaM_fan
0
Frags
+
nikoya [#215]

a real og of the community, a nigh lost forgotten relic of the past

i feel like ur his alt acc considering he was also t1 fan

#224
nikoya
0
Frags
+
number1_ScreaM_fan [#223]

i feel like ur his alt acc considering he was also t1 fan

uhhhhh no comment haha

#225
X_ae_A_12
0
Frags
+
nikoya [#224]

uhhhhh no comment haha

Wait… he had t1 flair too…..

#226
nikoya
0
Frags
+
X_ae_A_12 [#225]

Wait… he had t1 flair too…..

...yeahhh

Honestly, I wouldn't even mind the title beb0p's alt. But yeah I see where you're coming from, there aren't a lot of T1 flairs, especially back then. And I did kinda show up around the same time.

Who knows, maybe I am. maybe I'm not. Perhaps it's so.

#227
feelsbadboaster
0
Frags
+

Eg ^_^

#228
ballsinyojaws
0
Frags
+

mwzera cock rider, shittiest takes of all time, over 3k posts, doesn't go outside, is probably hardstuck plat, oh and did I mention he sucks mwzeras dick???

#229
fourlvalorant
0
Frags
+

cry and cope NA g2 fan

#230
zardinez
0
Frags
+
X_ae_A_12 [#111]

Has the most downvotes on a comment

Gotta be calypso’s iconic one

#231
fourlvalorant
0
Frags
+
Mjtchell [#184]

OG TSM baiter from Austria that is now banned.

calypso!

#232
Mjtchell
0
Frags
+
fourlvalorant [#231]

calypso!

YESSSSSS

#233
TS_ChedZ
0
Frags
+
Luck_ [#213]

TS_ChedZ

UwU

#234
TS_ChedZ
0
Frags
+
Kk0bra [#219]

TS_chedz , absolutely goated minimse alt

Who's Minimise?

All i know is Maximize, the ORDER Content Creator

#235
fourlvalorant
0
Frags
+
Mjtchell [#232]

YESSSSSS

probably had some of the best baits before he got banned
same with ballsax28

#236
jwise
0
Frags
+
Kk0bra [#216]

Ur a piece of shit and can go fk ur self bitch

XD

#237
jwise
1
Frags
+
meyournightmare [#207]

this guy literally thought surf>meteor and PRX winning masters kekw
cant wait for zmjjkk to teach forsaken how to play aggressive chamber

this guy literally thought derke's chamber > f0rsaken's and hid for a week after f0rsaken diffed derke.

#238
deluxton
0
Frags
+
Luck_ [#210]

australian
order flair
hates kiwis
absolute gigachad

I believe this is the king of all virgins, Sir TS_Chedz

#239
meyournightmare
-1
Frags
+
jwise [#237]

this guy literally thought derke's chamber > f0rsaken's and hid for a week after f0rsaken diffed derke.

derke 5 forsaken 4
do you have any idea what you talking about?

#240
jwise
0
Frags
+
meyournightmare [#239]

derke 5 forsaken 4
do you have any idea what you talking about?

as a chamber f0rsaken +5 derke -6. Overall f0rsaken diffed derke by +2. Read the stats

#241
meyournightmare
0
Frags
+
jwise [#240]

as a chamber f0rsaken +5 derke -6. Overall f0rsaken diffed derke by +2. Read the stats

head to head as a chamber
derke 5 forsaken 4
derke went -6 overall not for his skill but for the strats
derke mechanical skill>>>>>> forsaken

#242
jwise
0
Frags
+
meyournightmare [#241]

head to head as a chamber
derke 5 forsaken 4
derke went -6 overall not for his skill but for the strats
derke mechanical skill>>>>>> forsaken

after that fnatic match f0rsaken's mechanical skill is better than derke cant change my mind

#243
meyournightmarehater
0
Frags
+
meyournightmare [#241]

head to head as a chamber
derke 5 forsaken 4
derke went -6 overall not for his skill but for the strats
derke mechanical skill>>>>>> forsaken

common meyournightmare L

#244
meyournightmare
0
Frags
+
jwise [#242]

after that fnatic match f0rsaken's mechanical skill is better than derke cant change my mind

i dont care what you think
head to head derke 5 forsaken 4
derke went -6 for the strats of boaster not forsaken

#245
meyournightmare
0
Frags
+
meyournightmarehater [#243]

common meyournightmare L

🗿

#246
jwise
0
Frags
+
meyournightmare [#244]

i dont care what you think
head to head derke 5 forsaken 4
derke went -6 for the strats of boaster not forsaken

overall f0rsaken diffed derke its on the stats. don't care what you think

#247
jwise
0
Frags
+
meyournightmarehater [#243]

common meyournightmare L

why did you make an account to just to hate someone on the internet bro XD

#248
wkeyspectre
0
Frags
+
Ultimateattack [#65]

has a valorant gun in his name dk if hes banned or wat

fr that guy sucks, hope his ban is permanent

#249
meyournightmare
0
Frags
+
jwise [#246]

overall f0rsaken diffed derke its on the stats. don't care what you think

when you lose the argument so you start talking about overall 💀
overall stats does not make any sense it would make sense in matches like fnc vs optic
but here FNC got strat-diffed and derke went negative
head to head derke owns forsaken

#250
jwise
0
Frags
+
meyournightmare [#249]

when you lose the argument so you start talking about overall 💀
overall stats does not make any sense it would make sense in matches like fnc vs optic
but here FNC got strat-diffed and derke went negative
head to head derke owns forsaken

its head to head but in 2 maps so its called overall. f0rsaken +2 derke lmao idiot

#251
meyournightmarehater
0
Frags
+
meyournightmare [#249]

when you lose the argument so you start talking about overall 💀
overall stats does not make any sense it would make sense in matches like fnc vs optic
but here FNC got strat-diffed and derke went negative
head to head derke owns forsaken

translation : I am an Idiot

#252
meyournightmare
0
Frags
+
jwise [#250]

its head to head but in 2 maps so its called overall. f0rsaken +2 derke lmao idiot

we comparing chamber to chamber
whats the logic of comparing a yoru to a raze
compare derke raze with jingg raze
jingg 5 derke 5

#253
meyournightmare
0
Frags
+
meyournightmarehater [#251]

translation : I am an Idiot

english to english translation 😀

#254
jwise
0
Frags
+
meyournightmare [#252]

we comparing chamber to chamber
whats the logic of comparing a yoru to a raze
compare derke raze with jingg raze
jingg 5 derke 5

thats why I said f0rsaken diffed derke not chamber diffed derke. learn to read

#255
meyournightmare
0
Frags
+
jwise [#254]

thats why I said f0rsaken diffed derke not chamber diffed derke. learn to read

"this guy literally thought derke's chamber > f0rsaken's" you good bro?

#256
jwise
0
Frags
+
meyournightmare [#255]

"this guy literally thought derke's chamber > f0rsaken's" you good bro?

because he +1 against f0rsaken means he's a better chamber meanwhile he went -6 while f0rsaken +5 as chambers?. If you watched the match (I'm sure you didn't) derke killed f0rsaken by trade frags. F0rsaken killed derke in 1v1 all day all week. I'm not responding anymore, no point arguing with a dumbass hater, I love derke don't want to make me sound like I hate him because of this argument

#257
meyournightmare
0
Frags
+
jwise [#256]

because he +1 against f0rsaken means he's a better chamber meanwhile he went -6 while f0rsaken +5 as chambers?. If you watched the match (I'm sure you didn't) derke killed f0rsaken by trade frags. F0rsaken killed derke in 1v1 all day all week. I'm not responding anymore, no point arguing with a dumbass hater, I love derke don't want to make me sound like I hate him because of this argument

idc
cant wait for you to cry when EDG shits on PRX

#258
meyournightmarehater
0
Frags
+
meyournightmare [#257]

idc
cant wait for you to cry when EDG shits on PRX

the same way you cried when your mother left you

#259
meyournightmare
0
Frags
+
meyournightmarehater [#258]

the same way you cried when your mother left you

-_-

#260
Quagmire
0
Frags
+

Giggity giggity

#261
meyournightmare
0
Frags
+
jwise [#247]

why did you make an account to just to hate someone on the internet bro XD

so i went back to check some old matches
whats this L M F A O
https://www.vlr.gg/post/1121460/funplus-phoenix-vs-xerxia-esports-valorant-champions-tour-stage-2-masters-copenhagen-opening-b

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Asphyxia
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"ok"

#263
Dr_DoofenshmirtZ
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capybara guy

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Tanmayyy
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Brazil Flag + Hates LATAM + More than 100 IQ

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jwise
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meyournightmare [#268]

insane prediction
would recommned 100%
https://www.vlr.gg/post/1226136/ok-your-prediction-for-today

I really stalked me I live in your head rent free

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jwise [#269]

I really stalked me I live in your head rent free

in every thread you see the name "meyournightmare" you reply
i am literally your nightmare
cant wait to be your worst nightmare when EDG sends benkai and d4v4i to retirement

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meyournightmare [#270]

in every thread you see the name "meyournightmare" you reply
i am literally your nightmare
cant wait to be your worst nightmare when EDG sends benkai and d4v4i to retirement

I am your nightmare

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meyournightmare
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meyournightmarehater [#271]

I am your nightmare

i see no lies

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meyournightmare [#194]

the amount of delusional Paper rekt fans are insane
its worse than the loud fans of stage 1
getting a bye to top 8 then finishing top 2 does not mean shit
paper rekt wont even reach playoffs this time and get exposed by east asia teams once more

he said I was delusional you don't have a mirror didnt u ? Lmao who cares zmjjkk>forsaken they are both ASIAN represent...wtf u talking about we dont care who win, you think u look smart bye saying that ? lol he think bye saying DWG is better he look smart and edge...oh look DWG is goona exposed Asian team i following them since day 1 and DWG is so good , Shut the fuck up bro what goona happends is DWG gonna exposed your boring EU & FPX team, ASIAN got this NO CAPPP

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SleepyBear [#273]

he said I was delusional you don't have a mirror didnt u ? Lmao who cares zmjjkk>forsaken they are both ASIAN represent...wtf u talking about we dont care who win, you think u look smart bye saying that ? lol he think bye saying DWG is better he look smart and edge...oh look DWG is goona exposed Asian team i following them since day 1 and DWG is so good , Shut the fuck up bro what goona happends is DWG gonna exposed your boring EU & FPX team, ASIAN got this NO CAPPP

no ASIAN team will win champions 2022 even if there are 10000 slots for ASIA
every single of them will get exposed by EMEA

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Tanmayyy [#265]

Brazil Flag + Hates LATAM + More than 100 IQ

Most of the brazilian fams

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GYKM
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vlr
Edit: bruh why do all my replies go to the bottom

#277
Tanmayyy
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enri [#275]

Most of the brazilian fams

100+ IQ

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meyournightmare [#274]

no ASIAN team will win champions 2022 even if there are 10000 slots for ASIA
every single of them will get exposed by EMEA

bruh look at this guy, Honestly I'do not understand with people like this guy, why do people have to hate a region/team, the end of the day this is just a game , like what they get from it ? like you are was a low elo player your opinion doesn't even mean anything for valo pro scene. what are people trying to prove tho

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SleepyBear [#278]

bruh look at this guy, Honestly I'do not understand with people like this guy, why do people have to hate a region/team, the end of the day this is just a game , like what they get from it ? like you are was a low elo player your opinion doesn't even mean anything for valo pro scene. what are people trying to prove tho

i never started anything
i only said EDG>PRX
if you think its toxicity you are a snowflake

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Asphyxia [#83]

U rarely have interesting takes, and by interesting I mean dumb.

oof, gotta turn my brain off ig

#281
parasite
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Bump

#282
DELUSIONAL_LAKIA_FAN
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weird takes
posts a lot of threads
gets downvoted semi often

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