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lets not larp bro faker wasn't like wilt chamberlain against plumbers every game, he didnt stomp constantly but he was surely the best. T1 did not stomp every tournament they were definitely challenged. genuinely I think he probably was only like 20-30% better (in terms of value added per game) than the 2nd best player throughout his career

if you multiply like derke or even aspas's stats by 1.1 - 1.2 they're almost always 1st place in all internationals, obviously he's not going to get that much better unfort but he was close is the point.

if he was like 10% better i think he would have been a faker candidate in this game he has mechs, macro, and teamplay. early i feel like he didn't play for the team as much but now i feel like he has a really good read on the game (probably due to fnatic honestly) although his mechs are worse relative to competition now

holy grugmaxxer

yeah, they're a shit team. good players though.

boostio is so ass bro and so is c0m, ethan is mid at best (even for '23 standards)

2023 demon1 and jawg are the players you can argue are the best in their role for champs 2023.

US

zekken / oxy
valyn (igl smokes)
verno (scan)
leaf (sentinel)

+1 to breachwhore and flex

Mibr will make it solely because they have the all time goat aspas (he will drag them there no matter what)

real vct watchers know he's the only reason they won against Zeta in 2022

Empoleon

the coolest starter of them all (and the only water steel pokemon)

take ur meds old man

money

boaster is literally moaning tf

Martial Seniors, It has come to my attention that Elmapuddy has been practicing abnormal techniques. Ever since joining the revered Fnatic clan in 2024, First Elder Boaster's merdians have been sealed. Additionally, reports from the divine physician Cra Zhi show that Brother Leo has gone into ki deviation and is currently recuperating in the thousand year blood cavern. I have also convened with Seniors Alfajer and Chronicle and found out that Elmapuddy has been teaching suspicious techniques like "Hidden Turtle Passive Default" and "Digging Rat Last-second Exec" which are clearly not from the orthodox path! I hear that Supreme Martial Uncle Derke attempted to confront him about this in a sacred duel but was thrown out of the sect after Elmapuddy used the forbidden technique "Kick of Financial Burden". Seniors, I think we should inform the Martial Union to immediately conduct a VOD Re-Wu ritual. Stay vigilant, brothers. The fate of the Fnatic sect lies in our hands.

he just got war crimed

im voting for dungeon meshi

we = SEN, aspas, and G2

EMEA is shit but so is Americas for the most part

can't try to convince anybody with a straight face that NRG or EG or MIBR are supposed to be good

coming back from the landfill to the dumpster

theyre both ass bro

comparing cat shit to dog shit

they're basically the same tbh the difference is that there's way more hope in NA t2 than whatever the fuck EMEA t2 is supposed to be

NA is like G2 and SEN then 8x lvl. 8 metapod

this region is so ass...

how the fuck is ange1 still playing like ur not lebron bro hang up the mouse

yeah i don't think they're going to perform great at the next masters event. At least they're in EMEA so their only competition is lvl 1 slime tier teams so they'll still make it there

damn

sometimes you have to be racist like fuck them kleplerians

this shit is so ass

bald on bald violence...

what has this world come to

2nd PRX

if your team gets knocked out PRX is who you watch

im too broke for this post

wok >

if ur actually good then all u need to do is keep mental at peak and try really hard

after like thirty games you'll rank up and if you don't then you're not as good as you think

wtf are u cooking bro

im still surprised that Zellsis is actually good at valorant

i thought he was a fraud personality hire

(M3C vs FNC) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMMhlwvLe7U

best emea game of that year

alr bro post ur cock here first and then we can talk

keeping boaster over derke was so stupid

honestly i think it would be better if he played more conservative

finally free of boaster

we witness derke's apotheosis after he drops 1000 acs in the grand final

stats merchants would have you believe a br*tish is the best player in EMEA but there is no world where this is true

Alfajer = Minny => crack user

vlr on the job vlrjobbr

jobvlr

jobeveler

vee

i heard half of them won't be eligible to play even if they win tooday

dont do this guys he gifted me 100 hentai puzzle games

g2 needs aura and sadly jonahp doesn't have any

oh really how old is he even

would be sick. honestly -icy +mada or +reduxx would be really good too

i was a fnatic fan initially because of the sumn fc underdog story but since masters 2 2021 i've been a fnatic fan for derke if he leaves the team loses its soul imo