today is a sad day

my goat derke will still come back into form later this year but i fear its over for boaster

2-0 vs heretics what the fuck happened after champs

why did all these hobgoblins crawl out of their filthholes to peddle their poverty esport made for stinky middle aged gambling addicts who aren't even classy enough to go to the casino

i feel like the PRX style counters their style super hard - I just can't see their retakes working vs PRX. It's like what happened against SEN but 5 times worse, instead of just zekken pushing through spawn with util it will be three of them

is actually insane I can see him winning every time he's in a clutch. he's like shao in copenhagen

both teams are playing high tier valorant right now this game is super fun to watch

not even a comeback if SEN win imo

jinggg is the most mechanically talented player in valorant history t3xture is not even close

LOUD is infinitely better than any team with shitter and crappies

he's genuinely a ranked import

jump pipes jump peak deagle a guy with a vandal then do it again his aura is actually insane

i can hear them and I can see them in the crowd cam but like I can't see them in the stadium lmfao

they've played like that for the entirety of Kickoff and it's honestly been one of their greatest strengths. I doubt they would (or really feasibly can in the time period they have) completely switch it up.

i think PRX rolls them if they do end up playing each other because like the KC players are sometimes just sitting with their util out in spawn. They'll be free kills for the PRX player who decides to overextend which happens super frequently too.

europe actually has a functional passenger rail system and France and Madrid are really not that far from each other lol

this is absolutely wild but like he does always have immaculate drip

i will write a genuine review of every single thing i watch if that happens (I have a higher chance of walking into the casino with 5 dollars and leaving a billionaire)

no it just means that Saadhak and LESS are the GOATs of Valorant also if FPX win Madrid i will watch furry porn for 24 hours straight.

i wonder how many years we are from people starting to have sex with prostitutes while wearing VR headsets

p*licticucks are so cringe even in bait

i hope every p*litician dies of dysentry

honestly i wanted NRG to make it because I like watching marved and demon1 play but zekken is fun too. I hope the next iteration of Fnatic has derke put in more positions to actually frag instead of just making space because he's been being used as what essentially is a human sova drone since Tokyo started last year.

derke has been a top5 duelist in the world for three years and aspas has been a top 3 duelist in the world for two years

demon1 was a top 3 duelist in the world for a month

derke's and aspas's underperformances are a small hump in a great career. demon1's underperformance is half of his t1 lifespan.

the three best duelists (still playing) last year are not at madrid. i guess we're just in a bad meta for good players

demon1 going 15/22 is not the best game of all time lmfao

-N4RRATE is the best play of 2024

like genuinely he has looked incredible this entire tournament while last year he looked about a quarter as good as he is now

oh yeah, i forgot about NRG.

I think EG definitely has it harder playing against LOUD and NRG/SEN but it's still possible.

you can't be a great igl if you can't trust in your teammates abilities to win always.

it just shows that he doesn't believe. this team feels utterly soulless right now...

it's actually atrocious he always looks like he's about to cry when they're down

that play was actually sick

FNATIC WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT

im ngl i feel like it's better to ff kick boaster and go next if they manage to qual anyways its just going to be bad anyways

like even if they win this is just embarassing tbh wtf is this comp

im a big boaster doubter tbh he uses my GOAT (derke) like a glorified sova drone

nah this lotus looks so dogshit boater needs to get kicked

like what did he think would happen when he tps to the same box every round

they started on the online server instead of the offline one and the UI was wack

actually atrocious performance rn they have to lock in so i can watch derke

no tournament with DERKE playing could be a showmatch he is so good he literally UPGRADES THE TOURNAMENTS. you just don't understand...

DERKE's HEAD IS SO SHINY THE SHIT WILL JUST SLIDE OFF. HE IS SO BALD HE IS SHITPROOF.

Saadhak still coping about Lock \ IN he doesn't really believe in N4RRATE because he knows that DERKE is the UNDYING GOD KING of VALORANT (it's burned into his veins)

wait holy shit its babysucka I didn't recognize the flag flair

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nuh uh you're a stinky liar derke (my GOAT) would never lose to NA

derke is the ETERNAL UNBEATABLE GOAT

derke WILL drop a derkzillion kills against Fraudmine Corp and qualify to Madrid

patitek just said he's playing in madrid

wo0t can play next split

has been insane there's so many great new players in every league

https://www.vlr.gg/24252/no-politics-religion

i will be so mad if wo0t stays in the gulag just because Heretics perform well I think he has superstar potential