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Weirdest Pro names

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#1
1RustedSilver

^^^^^

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Beldro
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Mwzera

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positive_dude
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muzera >>

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turkey
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overrated

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Acro_
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i understand the Zera, but how the fuck do you pronounce mwzera

#99
Fluffyy
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replace mw with trembo = trembozera better.

#103
Kaikyrc
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like m w zera

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Beldro
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the way the letters sounds in portuguese its easy to pronounce.

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legoobestraze
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buzlumuzlusut

it means icy banana milk

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NG1nS
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really XD

#4
ranker11
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vanity

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gutszeraa
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vanity goes fucking hard

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Sunot
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SK Rossi

im not sure if he got that from Valentino or Schroet Kommando but that must be the most random name ever lol

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LordPSYNATH
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SK: superkid (his first ever IGN)
Rossi: valentino rossi inspired.

Actually makes sense.

#43
Paracosm
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Not Valentino rossi insiprired his old cs teammates name rossi he just copped it

#47
hiyo
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https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Rossi

#6
HigherQQ
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SKrossi is so fucking trash

#42
OkOkay
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Oh no my friend, your life is short, the indians are waking up...

#44
nayakshubham
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XDDD

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fatpoipoiiii
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tehbotol (some tea brand in Indonesia), ayam bakar (grilled chicken), jeruk anget (warm orange juice), and lastly marlboro (marlboro)

#16
elpedrolu
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Thanks for saying what marlboro means, I didn't understand.

#19
fatpoipoiiii
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no problem bro

#48
TheHardStuckImmortal
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oh man im sad af and this made my day

#69
fatpoipoiiii
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Ayy man i hope u have a nice day, get some green colour on ur history matches haha

#72
unknown_trash
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i do it all the time by playing dm lol

#74
Asphyxia
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Spike Rush:

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fatpoipoiiii
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U still sad?

#9
hiyo
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b0i

#17
Guelry
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true da true

#18
Guelry
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boi in portuguese means cow

#10
GetsystheGr8
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FNS

#14
swaglord69
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stands for finesse which isnt that bad tho

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GetsystheGr8
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Its weirdest not baddest
.. like imagine calling yourself finnese

#11
ait8k
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dapr

#12
ait8k
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💀

#15
h-P
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Directly weirdest pro

#68
vollizie
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diaper

#20
MilanTheMyth
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Jamppi
I always spell him name wrong I have to check liquid teams

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NG1nS
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ur still alive?

#22
Eirenic
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D SAVAGE 3900

#23
Saitaro
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dispenser

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na1ler
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lmfao, thats so true.

#100
HavocWEEB
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guy played minecraft once and was like u know what would be a sick ass name

#106
hiroeats
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dropper superiority

#24
m8te
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Borkum

#25
s1nek
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Akukhos, gob b, muj, fra, grubinho

#26
patuj
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Maybe not pro, but Laski. In Finnish läski means fat, so the name Laski just looks weird

#29
PIMPERTON
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finland moment

#27
tRONGOD
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flipjzjzjzjder - something like that

#53
iclappedurmama
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Boom fl1pzjder

#70
fatpoipoiiii
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Its just flipz + jder (thunder sfx)

#28
crazy_igel_fan
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Jerk

#30
ToastByToast
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surprised nobody mentioned johnOlsen yet. mans real name is Chanawin Nakchain. how tf did he come up with john olsen?

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fatpoipoiiii
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Pretty sure thailand people (Thailandnese? Idk what they call themselves lmao sorry) have 2 names. First name thailand name and second western name like bank, baby, etc. Usually short. Johnolsen might be his western name

#82
boea0
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thailandese has some weird names tho no offense (patiphan)

#92
Lenei
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Just call thai

#76
HeyClassic
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johnOlsen goes hard what you mean

#31
vnvodich
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asuna is kinda a weird name for a dude. Not judging tho

#32
redlight
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Redgar

Did he misspell "rengar" like the league champion, or add an r to "edgar", or what?

#36
Crayzid
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red edgar or something idk

#33
caoguo_jiu
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buzlumuzlusüt
JN3v1cEEE

#34
makoidk
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JessieVash

#35
balls
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stronglegs

#37
CalypsoGHC
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The name v1xen always reminds me of the porn company

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simza
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i didnt realize this thread is 4 months old but i thought for a second calypso was back :(

#38
bruddah
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JohnOlsen. it has no relation to his name.

#39
andreyoliveira7
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Vixen

#40
andreyoliveira7
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Aspas is the portuguese for "

#41
Howard
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cute fat boy

#45
Valerence
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Dissing cutefatboy perhaps?

#46
DIAZ_lmfaado
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deez nats

#49
deathlyclaws
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Borkum
From team secret

#50
hotpotatoman
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chalalalalalala

#51
Dusti
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bdog

#52
LifeIsALie
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John Olsen is actually an artist with multiple wives lmao

#54
MilanTheMyth
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Genghsta

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redlight
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GENGHis khan + gangSTA

since he is Mongolian

#55
Lizardz
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Asuna

#57
mystbz1
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shanks

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swayway
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Swag

#59
crazy_igel_fan
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I don’t get players that are literally numbers

Examples:
177
369
930
972

type these into vlr search bar, they’re actual players

#60
MilanTheMyth
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what the fuck, they actually exist

#61
TheGeekyBoi
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chalalala, superbuss i mean seriously?

#62
EZ4ME123
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superbuss

#63
boea0
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sugarzero, bonkar just sounds funny af, patiphan, skrossi like wtf is skrossi lmao

#64
redlight
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patiphan is his IGN because his first name is patiphan.

#66
iclappedurmama
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Sk - SuperK1d(his csgo ign)
Rossi - ign of one of his former csgo teammate

#65
AltonBu02
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BDS AKUMAAAAA

i like it though

#81
redlight
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akuma means demon or devil in Japanese

he just added extra A's

#73
TheMythbust3r
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Scream

#77
HeyClassic
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LoveMachine (Korean player)

#78
HaSanity
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lightningfast

#79
HaSanity
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yaboidre, if you watched boondocks, you know about "a pimp named slickback" and he wants you to call him the full "a pimp named slickback" instead of just slickback. im not saying its the worst but its just funny because it reminds me of the boondocks, i actually like the name, one of the best

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cheaterr
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flipzjder

#83
fatpoipoiiii
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Fns name hard to read, is it Finesse or u read it fns? Also ange1 hard to read to, u read it angel or angeone? Last, ardiis pretty hard, do u read it ardiis or ar dis nuts fit in ur mouth

#84
MastoOG
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randyySavage

#85
oloS_naH
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Supmah.. I know its hampus in reverse, but it constantly feels like a punchline to a joke

#93
makoidk
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Supmah balls bro

#94
fatpoipoiiii
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W

#87
ItsMeLol
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theeluvfamily

#90
EpicWolf
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SeXsou.
Ploofangirl.
many nicknames from chinese players.

#97
kwe
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Ploofangirl has got to be trolling right?

#107
makoidk
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search it its real (also the only series, they went 19/53/17 lol)

#91
nhire
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Nigerian Prince

#96
na1ler
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Ethan.
Imagine u can have any cool nickname, but your put your own name. Stonks.

Honorable Mension: Dispenser, Koldamenta, Tacolilla, Surf.

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Lenei
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Just all of Fullsense except PTC

#101
Flexecas
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AsLanM4shadoW
dapr
fl1pzjder

#102
Andrew412
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idk how gambit got there names from there real names? M3C team originated in Bihar India . With memebers NAtsginder singh, Shedoshewar rao, Redgupta,Deffosish agrawal and Chroncikesh. We are proud they are representing us.

#109
queueK
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superbussy

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