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Weirdest Pro names

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#1
1RustedSilver

^^^^^

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Beldro
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Mwzera

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legoobestraze
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buzlumuzlusut

it means icy banana milk

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ranker11
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vanity

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Sunot
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SK Rossi

im not sure if he got that from Valentino or Schroet Kommando but that must be the most random name ever lol

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HigherQQ
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SKrossi is so fucking trash

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fatpoipoiiii
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tehbotol (some tea brand in Indonesia), ayam bakar (grilled chicken), jeruk anget (warm orange juice), and lastly marlboro (marlboro)

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positive_dude
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Beldro [#2]

Mwzera

muzera >>

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hiyo
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b0i

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GetsystheGr8
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FNS

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ait8k
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dapr

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ait8k
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ait8k [#11]

dapr

💀

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LordPSYNATH
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Sunot [#5]

SK Rossi

im not sure if he got that from Valentino or Schroet Kommando but that must be the most random name ever lol

SK: superkid (his first ever IGN)
Rossi: valentino rossi inspired.

Actually makes sense.

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swaglord69
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GetsystheGr8 [#10]

FNS

stands for finesse which isnt that bad tho

#15
h-P
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ait8k [#11]

dapr

Directly weirdest pro

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elpedrolu
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fatpoipoiiii [#7]

tehbotol (some tea brand in Indonesia), ayam bakar (grilled chicken), jeruk anget (warm orange juice), and lastly marlboro (marlboro)

Thanks for saying what marlboro means, I didn't understand.

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Guelry
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hiyo [#9]

b0i

true da true

#18
Guelry
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hiyo [#9]

b0i

boi in portuguese means cow

#19
fatpoipoiiii
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elpedrolu [#16]

Thanks for saying what marlboro means, I didn't understand.

no problem bro

#20
MilanTheMyth
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Jamppi
I always spell him name wrong I have to check liquid teams

#21
gutszeraa
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ranker11 [#4]

vanity

vanity goes fucking hard

#22
Eirenic
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D SAVAGE 3900

#23
Saitaro
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dispenser

#24
m8te
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Borkum

#25
s1nek
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Akukhos, gob b, muj, fra, grubinho

#26
patuj
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Maybe not pro, but Laski. In Finnish läski means fat, so the name Laski just looks weird

#27
tRONGOD
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flipjzjzjzjder - something like that

#28
crazy_igel_fan
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Jerk

#29
PIMPERTON
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patuj [#26]

Maybe not pro, but Laski. In Finnish läski means fat, so the name Laski just looks weird

finland moment

#30
ToastByToast
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surprised nobody mentioned johnOlsen yet. mans real name is Chanawin Nakchain. how tf did he come up with john olsen?

#31
vnvodich
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asuna is kinda a weird name for a dude. Not judging tho

#32
redlight
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Redgar

Did he misspell "rengar" like the league champion, or add an r to "edgar", or what?

#33
caoguo_jiu
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buzlumuzlusüt
JN3v1cEEE

#34
makoidk
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JessieVash

#35
balls
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stronglegs

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Crayzid
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redlight [#32]

Redgar

Did he misspell "rengar" like the league champion, or add an r to "edgar", or what?

red edgar or something idk

#37
CalypsoGHC
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The name v1xen always reminds me of the porn company

#38
bruddah
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JohnOlsen. it has no relation to his name.

#39
andreyoliveira7
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Vixen

#40
andreyoliveira7
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Aspas is the portuguese for "

#41
Howard
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cute fat boy

#42
OkOkay
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HigherQQ [#6]

SKrossi is so fucking trash

Oh no my friend, your life is short, the indians are waking up...

#43
Paracosm
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LordPSYNATH [#13]

SK: superkid (his first ever IGN)
Rossi: valentino rossi inspired.

Actually makes sense.

Not Valentino rossi insiprired his old cs teammates name rossi he just copped it

#44
nayakshubham
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OkOkay [#42]

Oh no my friend, your life is short, the indians are waking up...

XDDD

#45
Valerence
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Howard [#41]

cute fat boy

Dissing cutefatboy perhaps?

#46
DIAZ_lmfaado
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deez nats

#47
hiyo
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Paracosm [#43]

Not Valentino rossi insiprired his old cs teammates name rossi he just copped it

https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Rossi

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TheHardStuckImmortal
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fatpoipoiiii [#19]

no problem bro

oh man im sad af and this made my day

#49
deathlyclaws
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Borkum
From team secret

#50
hotpotatoman
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chalalalalalala

#51
Dusti
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bdog

#52
LifeIsALie
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John Olsen is actually an artist with multiple wives lmao

#53
iclappedurmama
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tRONGOD [#27]

flipjzjzjzjder - something like that

Boom fl1pzjder

#54
MilanTheMyth
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Genghsta

#55
Lizardz
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Asuna

#56
swayway
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Swag

#57
mystbz1
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Lizardz [#55]

Asuna

shanks

#58
redlight
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MilanTheMyth [#54]

Genghsta

GENGHis khan + gangSTA

since he is Mongolian

#59
crazy_igel_fan
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I don’t get players that are literally numbers

Examples:
177
369
930
972

type these into vlr search bar, they’re actual players

#60
MilanTheMyth
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crazy_igel_fan [#59]

I don’t get players that are literally numbers

Examples:
177
369
930
972

type these into vlr search bar, they’re actual players

what the fuck, they actually exist

#61
TheGeekyBoi
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chalalala, superbuss i mean seriously?

#62
EZ4ME123
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superbuss

#63
boea0
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sugarzero, bonkar just sounds funny af, patiphan, skrossi like wtf is skrossi lmao

#64
redlight
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boea0 [#63]

sugarzero, bonkar just sounds funny af, patiphan, skrossi like wtf is skrossi lmao

patiphan is his IGN because his first name is patiphan.

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AltonBu02
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BDS AKUMAAAAA

i like it though

#66
iclappedurmama
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boea0 [#63]

sugarzero, bonkar just sounds funny af, patiphan, skrossi like wtf is skrossi lmao

Sk - SuperK1d(his csgo ign)
Rossi - ign of one of his former csgo teammate

#67
fatpoipoiiii
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ToastByToast [#30]

surprised nobody mentioned johnOlsen yet. mans real name is Chanawin Nakchain. how tf did he come up with john olsen?

Pretty sure thailand people (Thailandnese? Idk what they call themselves lmao sorry) have 2 names. First name thailand name and second western name like bank, baby, etc. Usually short. Johnolsen might be his western name

#68
vollizie
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ait8k [#11]

dapr

diaper

#69
fatpoipoiiii
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TheHardStuckImmortal [#48]

oh man im sad af and this made my day

Ayy man i hope u have a nice day, get some green colour on ur history matches haha

#70
fatpoipoiiii
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tRONGOD [#27]

flipjzjzjzjder - something like that

Its just flipz + jder (thunder sfx)

#71
turkey
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Beldro [#2]

Mwzera

overrated

#72
unknown_trash
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fatpoipoiiii [#69]

Ayy man i hope u have a nice day, get some green colour on ur history matches haha

i do it all the time by playing dm lol

#73
TheMythbust3r
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Scream

#74
Asphyxia
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unknown_trash [#72]

i do it all the time by playing dm lol

Spike Rush:

#75
GetsystheGr8
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swaglord69 [#14]

stands for finesse which isnt that bad tho

Its weirdest not baddest
.. like imagine calling yourself finnese

#76
HeyClassic
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ToastByToast [#30]

surprised nobody mentioned johnOlsen yet. mans real name is Chanawin Nakchain. how tf did he come up with john olsen?

johnOlsen goes hard what you mean

#77
HeyClassic
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LoveMachine (Korean player)

#78
HaSanity
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lightningfast

#79
HaSanity
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yaboidre, if you watched boondocks, you know about "a pimp named slickback" and he wants you to call him the full "a pimp named slickback" instead of just slickback. im not saying its the worst but its just funny because it reminds me of the boondocks, i actually like the name, one of the best

#80
cheaterr
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flipzjder

#81
redlight
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AltonBu02 [#65]

BDS AKUMAAAAA

i like it though

akuma means demon or devil in Japanese

he just added extra A's

#82
boea0
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fatpoipoiiii [#67]

Pretty sure thailand people (Thailandnese? Idk what they call themselves lmao sorry) have 2 names. First name thailand name and second western name like bank, baby, etc. Usually short. Johnolsen might be his western name

thailandese has some weird names tho no offense (patiphan)

#83
fatpoipoiiii
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Fns name hard to read, is it Finesse or u read it fns? Also ange1 hard to read to, u read it angel or angeone? Last, ardiis pretty hard, do u read it ardiis or ar dis nuts fit in ur mouth

#84
MastoOG
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randyySavage

#85
oloS_naH
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Supmah.. I know its hampus in reverse, but it constantly feels like a punchline to a joke

#86
na1ler
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Saitaro [#23]

dispenser

lmfao, thats so true.

#87
ItsMeLol
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theeluvfamily

#88
simza
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CalypsoGHC [#37]

The name v1xen always reminds me of the porn company

i didnt realize this thread is 4 months old but i thought for a second calypso was back :(

#89
fatpoipoiiii
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TheHardStuckImmortal [#48]

oh man im sad af and this made my day

U still sad?

#90
EpicWolf
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SeXsou.
Ploofangirl.
many nicknames from chinese players.

#91
nhire
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Nigerian Prince

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Lenei
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fatpoipoiiii [#67]

Pretty sure thailand people (Thailandnese? Idk what they call themselves lmao sorry) have 2 names. First name thailand name and second western name like bank, baby, etc. Usually short. Johnolsen might be his western name

Just call thai

#93
makoidk
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oloS_naH [#85]

Supmah.. I know its hampus in reverse, but it constantly feels like a punchline to a joke

Supmah balls bro

#94
fatpoipoiiii
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makoidk [#93]

Supmah balls bro

W

#95
Acro_
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Beldro [#2]

Mwzera

i understand the Zera, but how the fuck do you pronounce mwzera

#96
na1ler
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Ethan.
Imagine u can have any cool nickname, but your put your own name. Stonks.

Honorable Mension: Dispenser, Koldamenta, Tacolilla, Surf.

#97
kwe
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EpicWolf [#90]

SeXsou.
Ploofangirl.
many nicknames from chinese players.

Ploofangirl has got to be trolling right?

#98
Lenei
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Just all of Fullsense except PTC

#99
Fluffyy
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Acro_ [#95]

i understand the Zera, but how the fuck do you pronounce mwzera

replace mw with trembo = trembozera better.

#100
HavocWEEB
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Saitaro [#23]

dispenser

guy played minecraft once and was like u know what would be a sick ass name

#101
Flexecas
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AsLanM4shadoW
dapr
fl1pzjder

#102
Andrew412
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idk how gambit got there names from there real names? M3C team originated in Bihar India . With memebers NAtsginder singh, Shedoshewar rao, Redgupta,Deffosish agrawal and Chroncikesh. We are proud they are representing us.

#103
Kaikyrc
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Acro_ [#95]

i understand the Zera, but how the fuck do you pronounce mwzera

like m w zera

#104
NG1nS
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legoobestraze [#3]

buzlumuzlusut

it means icy banana milk

really XD

#105
NG1nS
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MilanTheMyth [#20]

Jamppi
I always spell him name wrong I have to check liquid teams

ur still alive?

#106
hiroeats
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HavocWEEB [#100]

guy played minecraft once and was like u know what would be a sick ass name

dropper superiority

#107
makoidk
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kwe [#97]

Ploofangirl has got to be trolling right?

search it its real (also the only series, they went 19/53/17 lol)

#108
Beldro
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Acro_ [#95]

i understand the Zera, but how the fuck do you pronounce mwzera

the way the letters sounds in portuguese its easy to pronounce.

#109
queueK
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superbussy

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