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grenji

I'm watching soccer right now (Barcelona vs PSG) and this sport fucking sucks. I hear every european and brazilian hype it up but its so slow, nothing is happening. I think I'll stick with Football.

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Sk00d

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average tiktok viewer take

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FluffyRhino4

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What does that even mean

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K4ziuHa

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Attention span of a potato

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FluffyRhino4

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People will down vote anything

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idkbro

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are you 12

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FluffyRhino4

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Nah but you saying 12 tells me you’re 16

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This is the year of PSG

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TheAceGamer30

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Bro has 0 ball knowledge

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Pengu12

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Bayern will dominate tomorrow

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TheAceGamer30

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I hope it’s good game tmr let’s go gunners

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Pengu12

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Hopefully

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kanyefan4238173

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i mean theyre going to the final. final is one game so it could happen

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Num1_Rushindra_Fan

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how exactly ?

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beaver_man

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Most boring sport in existence

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DaBetz

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clears hand egg sport

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Better than nrg valorant gameplay

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-Artorias

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soccer sucks yes but atleast not worst then f1. dumbest shit iever seen. basketball clears all anyway

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grenji

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this is pretty based. When I heard F1 was a literal pay to win sport and the player with the richest backing always wins I was like ? What's the fucking point of the entire sport.

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Average_NA_fan

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soccer is for braindead low IQ people

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lucifer0922

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name checks out

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benjy

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football* but i prefer basketball 🤪

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grenji

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? I said football. It's an American sport.

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lucifer0922

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we don't care whatever you call your american football, but don't call football as soccer

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boilin_cockroach

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It’s football not soccer you buffoon

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Tsikhamani

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W

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FoechiGG

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Bro said football lmao. You mean eggball🗿

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Conceit

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It's more fun to play, at least for me

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Mortadelo

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Dude if you said Hockey or Basketball I'd understand. But you do know American football lasts 60 minutes of play yet the average game is 3h long right?

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number2_cNed_fan

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they like to watch ads, really helps with their low attention span

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grenji

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yes because the US is late stage capitalism hell atm. The ads are what slows the game down, the sport itself runs at a perfectly fine pace. College Football is the best in person sporting experience a person can have.

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Mortadelo

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Ads do play a part in the game tho, having rest after every play completely changes the sport and the constant reviews.
I've been to College Football games and definitely would not go that far, but I can understand if you like it. That's not my point tho, not calling the sport bad, I'm just saying calling another sport slow and then saying American Football is a massive contradiction

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College Football is the best in person sporting experience a person can have.

If you hate sports in general, yeah.... I've never fallen asleep watching a sport event until I watched and NFL and MLB match, somehow they're more boring than even Golf. I sometimes run more in my sleep than half of the NFL player rosters

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SaltyMcNulty

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Average American teenager.... needs everything in short video format because they have the attention span of a goldfish! That's why TikTok is so popular in this country

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Num1_Rushindra_Fan

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OFC gen alpha needs everything in 1 min or less

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saaadhakfannumber1

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shut up and go watch your atlanta dinossaurs vs alabama chicken nugget or some shit

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ionlyHave1Zuni

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Saadhak number 1 fan Barely Wke up and already wildin

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Lombre

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It's Football not soccer

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football is ass
especially the superbowl

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sn4ke_gg

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Football is good
Handegg sucks

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DeluluGavin

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no one cares about handegg,

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arin2016

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Yes. That sport where steroid taking zoo animals bump on each other with a ball on their hand is much better. Spending the halftime watching fake celebrities and advertisements as you fill up your gut with toxic chemical induced food banned in 194 countries like a pig, preparing for your premature death.

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grenji

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nobody in american footballs takes steroids you uneducated donkey. The foreign mind can't comprehend our athletes so you resort to accusing them of cheating. This exact mentality is why the US has 10x the olympic medals as everyone else LOL

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arin2016

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Believe what you want monkey. Crying about capitalism while you're the one voluntarily paying to watch advertisements. Is this the result of the lead poisoning of your forefathers? Cry as much as you want. I will be the one dissecting your 50 year old oil guzzling body and run tests on it when I come to america as an International medical graduate.

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grenji

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Kirya

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Both ass lowkey

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grenji

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what sports do you like Kirya

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bronzil_enjoyer

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femboy wrestling

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Kirya

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Im fine with any sports that don't ban my country from every competition :D

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HelVini

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How dare you ?

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meunknown123

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ofc its the 100t and nrg flairs talking shit

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Ullyr

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U should watch bluelock

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randomperson

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hahahaha fr
bluelock >>>>

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Hyssopus1

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watchout your brain might be cooked

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cartixuzi

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used to grow up watching the sport 24/7 but it just ended up dying out on me, playing soccer is like infinitely better to me than watching it

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amedy

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average braindead nrg fan take

you have like 4 shared braincells altogether, americans are stupid as fuck

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Andrew412

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bro i wish I could seen the bundasliga this year all the clips dont show how bayer turly played

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cocoluna

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GREATEST BAIT EVER
(gets both Europeans, APAC, and SA)