Hyssopus1
Flag: Brazil
Registered: January 6, 2024
Last post: May 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Posts: 4029
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ISSO AQUI É JOGO DE GENTE GRANDE, VAI PRA CASA CRIANÇADA.

posted 5 months ago

Tava nem vendo o jogo, papai voltou da war e o timão ta ganhando.

Que fase vive o MIBR.

posted 5 months ago

I think i might found a Vic/Penny burner account.

https://imgur.com/a/HED0Lve

posted 5 months ago

Vai sobrar pra inocente.

Essas crianças da LEV vão tomar tanta pica amanha que o MIBR vai deixar ate o P Diddy orgulhoso.

posted 5 months ago

There is hope brother, Aspas already said that if they qualify to Masters they will 100% do a bootcamp.

We will see the true potential of MIBR only in London.

posted 5 months ago

I am not a scrim guy, you will never see me reacting to that "Look we are 20-0 G2 rn in scrim", but fucking 80 WIN STREAK?

That type of shit not even LCK teams do in League of legends, this is actual pure dominance, if i felt miserable after losing to C9 imagine what these players felt after being on the high for all these weeks.

posted 5 months ago

Frod said that "At some point we had 80s in scrims and that shit felt good right? Dominating teams feels good right? But we just dominate teams when we play as a team, not like we played today against C9".

posted 5 months ago

Somehow they had a 80 win streak in scrims at some point.

For the first time MIBR allowed Frod to leak something on the Vlog.

We never saw this MIBR team from the scrims.

posted 5 months ago

"Legit top teams" Türkiye and Brazil will be playing.

Why tf would i give a shit about Asia? This is not League of Legends mf.

We own this shit.

West>East.

posted 5 months ago

Quem ta chorando essas hrs é mwzera.

posted 5 months ago

Para de criar narrativa burra pra gringo burro no VLR mlk, eu ja vi esse clipe umas 30 vezes e a pergunta era "TEM VONTADE DE JOGAR COM O ASPAS" a resposta só foi não.

posted 5 months ago

The real question should be "what about Less and Lukxo".

"If Less wants to play on MY TEAM he should be the smokes, i am the best sentinel".

posted 5 months ago

Não.

Espero não ver Sato em jogo nenhum.

A base é Aspas,Sacy,Artzin, o resto pode rodar tudo.

posted 5 months ago

Give 1 week to Cortezia, he would be the best initiator in Brazil.

posted 5 months ago

More mickey mouse than master 1? Its impossible.

posted 5 months ago

And who said USA is good?

posted 5 months ago

Sacy didn't want to play btw, he was conviced by Aspas to play.

posted 5 months ago

E quem é cabeça fria e piroca quente? O Aspas?

posted 5 months ago

Cortezia merecia mais ser banco doq o Sato.

Cortezia é a cara do brasil, é o jogador mais brasileiro possivel, se existe um "estereótipo" de brasileiro esse é o Cortezia.

Cortezia seria tipo a alma do time, poderia não jogar mas faria uma resenha dhr.

Ele seria o nosso tocador de pandeiro perfeito, Sato é só uma criança cringe, Cortezia é o BRASILEIRO.

posted 5 months ago

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Not even LOUD 2022 players would want to play with Pancada.

posted 5 months ago

He played smokes his whole career, now he plays Sentinel/Smokes.

He was the perfect player for this team.

posted 5 months ago

Crying about ENC = your country is shit.

posted 5 months ago

"Se o less quiser jogar no MEU TIME que ele jogue de controlador, eu sou o melhor sentinela"

posted 5 months ago

Why are you building a roster with 3 DUELIST????? Why did you pick Aspas and then SATO AND SPIKEZIN?????

Just to left out CORTEZIA????????????????

How are you picking Sato over Cortezia, you truly are offending our intelligence with this shit.

You snaked my man just to bring your kids to the national team.

Daddy "Shaw", Cortezia didn't deserve that.

posted 5 months ago

"frod: you're gonna kick me next year aren't you"

The only mistake is this.

Frod and Aspas will never leave each other by their own choice.

posted 5 months ago

https://imgur.com/a/c2xHFaG

They don't want you to know about their pact with big Yahu and their black magic(Fluke).

The USA army sponsor exposed them.

posted 5 months ago

To feel the Brazilian Aura.

posted 5 months ago

Just as the big Yahu taught you guys https://imgur.com/a/fRrcDfu

posted 5 months ago

To be fair i think Aspas should just left, i don't have any hopes for this team anymore.

posted 5 months ago

I felt the same with MIBR 2025 with Verno IGL, even with Cortezia with all that screaming and all, that team always felt too cold.

2 years in a row that we have no leader.

posted 5 months ago

Yeah man Valorant needs to stop with this "LOOK VITALITY IS A SUPER TEAM, MIBR IS A SUPER TEAM".

SUPER TEAM WITH TEX AND MAZINO? SUPER TEAM WITH PROFEK AND JAMPPI?

A SUPER TEAM IS A TEAM THAT YOU ONLY NEED TO SAY THE PLAYERS NAMES AND YOU WILL ALREADY FEEL THE AURA.

We need a true super team.

posted 5 months ago

Well i can tell that he was wrong.

Imagine choosing a pussy who is no leader, all he has is a high IQ over a true Leader and the best initiator in NA.

The biggest problem of Aspas career is his "Friend mentality", that mf is no killer.

posted 5 months ago

We are so fucked rn that i wouldn't care, i am tired of this "No but you have to give us time, we are a new team, we are learning the meta, we are improving".

Like we have 5 rookies who never played VCT.

posted 5 months ago

the biggest player of your org is Zellsis.

Man C9 fans are so fucked KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

posted 5 months ago

I miss the days where our rivals were Riens and TH fans, i miss the days that they used to call Aspas a baiter, atleast they are legit players and a legit team.

But now we are losing to fucking clown9, who kicked the player that had the biggest game of his career against us.

I am tired to lose to fucking frauds and bums.

Fuck man i miss losing to G2,NRG(Even with all the flukes i don't care) and even fucking TH.

If we continue like this in split 1 just nuke this roster already, these mfs are not even fun to watch anymore, losing to C9 is disgusting man.

posted 5 months ago

Não foi a primeira vez e não vai ser a ultima, aquele palhaço eu já conheço e não é de hj.

Mas agr o jogador Penny? Que vida miseravel a do coitado.

Salva o split dos caras tendo o melhor jogo da carreira, o time coloca ele no banco 1 semana dps.

Qual a reação dos fans? "É isso ai msm Cloud9 nós te amamos".

Q torcida patetica com uma org mais patetica ainda.

Imagina jogar por uma org fudida dessa.

posted 5 months ago

C9 fans are so different that they are like what i said, they are so used to this shit that they don't give a fuck about -Penny.

Imagine being the savior of your team and you get benched and the fans don't give a fuck about you?

Just imagine how shit must be to play in cloud9.

LOL

posted 5 months ago

Zellsis only title in his whole career was being carried by Zekken.

Your clown player will not win anything like always playing for your org, its like the third time already? I lost the count.

posted 5 months ago

You guys are so shit that somehow you guys can be even worse than EG,FURIA AND MIBR.

How you are in a League with these teams and you never qualified to an international while EG,FURIA AND MIBR DID?

Bum ass org and fans, one clown made to another.

posted 5 months ago

That not even their fans care about -penny.

Literally they are so used to this failure that they don't even care.

It really is an achievement to lose to this shit.

posted 5 months ago

There is a higher power behind us, i really can't explain it.

Watch Breeze again and you will see some whiffs from Zekken that has no other explanation other than something bigger than him.

And that shit happens often, we could play against ZETA on that day, we still would lose somehow 2-0, even if it was necessary for someone to die on the stage that would happen.

This is MIBR.

posted 5 months ago

I really hate this shit man, i had to read on reddit that "IF PENNY KEEP UP WITH THIS PERFORMANCE, IN THE FUTURE WE WILL HAVE TO PUT HIM IN THE GOAT CONVERSATION" Just because of the stats of "0 maps lost to Aspas".

And this BUM is benched on the same week.

LIKE BRO, WE DON'T EVEN LOSE TO LEGIT PLAYERS, IF WE ARE GOING TO LOSE, LETS LOSE TO FUCKING G2 OR NRG, BUT NO WE HAVE TO LOSE TO THE BIGGEST BUMS OF ALL TIME CLOUD9.

I LOVE THIS TEAM MAN.

posted 5 months ago

C9 benched penny

posted 5 months ago

THE MF WHO HAD A LIFE GAME GETS BENCHED ON THE SAME WEEK HE DESTROYED US.

I AM NOT KIDDING MIBR IS THE MOST CURSED ORG OF ALL TIME, WE COULD HAVE PRIME LOUD 2022 AND WE WOULDN'T WIN SHIT.

WE COULD HAVE FNATIC PRIME AND HE WOULD SOMEHOW LOSE TO FUCKING ENVY ON A RANDOM FRIDAY.

IF YOU EVER WANT TO SELL A BUM PLAYER JUST CALL US, WE WILL MAKE YOUR BUM LOOK LIKE THE BEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME AGAINST US.

THIS TEAM IS TRULY CURSED.

posted 5 months ago

I don't, we will have tex till the very end.

#TheGermanPrideStays

posted 5 months ago

Not in Valorant.

posted 5 months ago

We will just don't watch, its simple as that.

posted 5 months ago

Wanna bet NA against Brazil?

If we have Aspas of course, if we don't have Aspas i don't care about this tournament.

posted 5 months ago

Washed and Overrated countries.

Even USA is better than them.

posted 5 months ago
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