ISSO AQUI É JOGO DE GENTE GRANDE, VAI PRA CASA CRIANÇADA.
| Flag: | Brazil |
| Registered: | January 6, 2024 |
| Last post: | May 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM |
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ISSO AQUI É JOGO DE GENTE GRANDE, VAI PRA CASA CRIANÇADA.
Tava nem vendo o jogo, papai voltou da war e o timão ta ganhando.
Que fase vive o MIBR.
I think i might found a Vic/Penny burner account.
Vai sobrar pra inocente.
Essas crianças da LEV vão tomar tanta pica amanha que o MIBR vai deixar ate o P Diddy orgulhoso.
There is hope brother, Aspas already said that if they qualify to Masters they will 100% do a bootcamp.
We will see the true potential of MIBR only in London.
I am not a scrim guy, you will never see me reacting to that "Look we are 20-0 G2 rn in scrim", but fucking 80 WIN STREAK?
That type of shit not even LCK teams do in League of legends, this is actual pure dominance, if i felt miserable after losing to C9 imagine what these players felt after being on the high for all these weeks.
Frod said that "At some point we had 80s in scrims and that shit felt good right? Dominating teams feels good right? But we just dominate teams when we play as a team, not like we played today against C9".
Somehow they had a 80 win streak in scrims at some point.
For the first time MIBR allowed Frod to leak something on the Vlog.
We never saw this MIBR team from the scrims.
We own this shit.
https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2860/vct-2026-americas-stage-1
"Legit top teams" Türkiye and Brazil will be playing.
Why tf would i give a shit about Asia? This is not League of Legends mf.
We own this shit.
West>East.
Para de criar narrativa burra pra gringo burro no VLR mlk, eu ja vi esse clipe umas 30 vezes e a pergunta era "TEM VONTADE DE JOGAR COM O ASPAS" a resposta só foi não.
The real question should be "what about Less and Lukxo".
"If Less wants to play on MY TEAM he should be the smokes, i am the best sentinel".
Não.
Espero não ver Sato em jogo nenhum.
A base é Aspas,Sacy,Artzin, o resto pode rodar tudo.
Give 1 week to Cortezia, he would be the best initiator in Brazil.
More mickey mouse than master 1? Its impossible.
Sacy didn't want to play btw, he was conviced by Aspas to play.
E quem é cabeça fria e piroca quente? O Aspas?
Cortezia merecia mais ser banco doq o Sato.
Cortezia é a cara do brasil, é o jogador mais brasileiro possivel, se existe um "estereótipo" de brasileiro esse é o Cortezia.
Cortezia seria tipo a alma do time, poderia não jogar mas faria uma resenha dhr.
Ele seria o nosso tocador de pandeiro perfeito, Sato é só uma criança cringe, Cortezia é o BRASILEIRO.
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Not even LOUD 2022 players would want to play with Pancada.
He played smokes his whole career, now he plays Sentinel/Smokes.
He was the perfect player for this team.
Crying about ENC = your country is shit.
"Se o less quiser jogar no MEU TIME que ele jogue de controlador, eu sou o melhor sentinela"
Why are you building a roster with 3 DUELIST????? Why did you pick Aspas and then SATO AND SPIKEZIN?????
Just to left out CORTEZIA????????????????
How are you picking Sato over Cortezia, you truly are offending our intelligence with this shit.
You snaked my man just to bring your kids to the national team.
Daddy "Shaw", Cortezia didn't deserve that.
"frod: you're gonna kick me next year aren't you"
The only mistake is this.
Frod and Aspas will never leave each other by their own choice.
They don't want you to know about their pact with big Yahu and their black magic(Fluke).
The USA army sponsor exposed them.
Just as the big Yahu taught you guys https://imgur.com/a/fRrcDfu
To be fair i think Aspas should just left, i don't have any hopes for this team anymore.
I felt the same with MIBR 2025 with Verno IGL, even with Cortezia with all that screaming and all, that team always felt too cold.
2 years in a row that we have no leader.
Yeah man Valorant needs to stop with this "LOOK VITALITY IS A SUPER TEAM, MIBR IS A SUPER TEAM".
SUPER TEAM WITH TEX AND MAZINO? SUPER TEAM WITH PROFEK AND JAMPPI?
A SUPER TEAM IS A TEAM THAT YOU ONLY NEED TO SAY THE PLAYERS NAMES AND YOU WILL ALREADY FEEL THE AURA.
We need a true super team.
Well i can tell that he was wrong.
Imagine choosing a pussy who is no leader, all he has is a high IQ over a true Leader and the best initiator in NA.
The biggest problem of Aspas career is his "Friend mentality", that mf is no killer.
We are so fucked rn that i wouldn't care, i am tired of this "No but you have to give us time, we are a new team, we are learning the meta, we are improving".
Like we have 5 rookies who never played VCT.
the biggest player of your org is Zellsis.
Man C9 fans are so fucked KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I miss the days where our rivals were Riens and TH fans, i miss the days that they used to call Aspas a baiter, atleast they are legit players and a legit team.
But now we are losing to fucking clown9, who kicked the player that had the biggest game of his career against us.
I am tired to lose to fucking frauds and bums.
Fuck man i miss losing to G2,NRG(Even with all the flukes i don't care) and even fucking TH.
If we continue like this in split 1 just nuke this roster already, these mfs are not even fun to watch anymore, losing to C9 is disgusting man.
Não foi a primeira vez e não vai ser a ultima, aquele palhaço eu já conheço e não é de hj.
Mas agr o jogador Penny? Que vida miseravel a do coitado.
Salva o split dos caras tendo o melhor jogo da carreira, o time coloca ele no banco 1 semana dps.
Qual a reação dos fans? "É isso ai msm Cloud9 nós te amamos".
Q torcida patetica com uma org mais patetica ainda.
Imagina jogar por uma org fudida dessa.
C9 fans are so different that they are like what i said, they are so used to this shit that they don't give a fuck about -Penny.
Imagine being the savior of your team and you get benched and the fans don't give a fuck about you?
Just imagine how shit must be to play in cloud9.
LOL
Zellsis only title in his whole career was being carried by Zekken.
Your clown player will not win anything like always playing for your org, its like the third time already? I lost the count.
You guys are so shit that somehow you guys can be even worse than EG,FURIA AND MIBR.
How you are in a League with these teams and you never qualified to an international while EG,FURIA AND MIBR DID?
Bum ass org and fans, one clown made to another.
That not even their fans care about -penny.
Literally they are so used to this failure that they don't even care.
It really is an achievement to lose to this shit.
There is a higher power behind us, i really can't explain it.
Watch Breeze again and you will see some whiffs from Zekken that has no other explanation other than something bigger than him.
And that shit happens often, we could play against ZETA on that day, we still would lose somehow 2-0, even if it was necessary for someone to die on the stage that would happen.
This is MIBR.
I really hate this shit man, i had to read on reddit that "IF PENNY KEEP UP WITH THIS PERFORMANCE, IN THE FUTURE WE WILL HAVE TO PUT HIM IN THE GOAT CONVERSATION" Just because of the stats of "0 maps lost to Aspas".
And this BUM is benched on the same week.
LIKE BRO, WE DON'T EVEN LOSE TO LEGIT PLAYERS, IF WE ARE GOING TO LOSE, LETS LOSE TO FUCKING G2 OR NRG, BUT NO WE HAVE TO LOSE TO THE BIGGEST BUMS OF ALL TIME CLOUD9.
I LOVE THIS TEAM MAN.
THE MF WHO HAD A LIFE GAME GETS BENCHED ON THE SAME WEEK HE DESTROYED US.
I AM NOT KIDDING MIBR IS THE MOST CURSED ORG OF ALL TIME, WE COULD HAVE PRIME LOUD 2022 AND WE WOULDN'T WIN SHIT.
WE COULD HAVE FNATIC PRIME AND HE WOULD SOMEHOW LOSE TO FUCKING ENVY ON A RANDOM FRIDAY.
IF YOU EVER WANT TO SELL A BUM PLAYER JUST CALL US, WE WILL MAKE YOUR BUM LOOK LIKE THE BEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME AGAINST US.
THIS TEAM IS TRULY CURSED.
I don't, we will have tex till the very end.
#TheGermanPrideStays
We will just don't watch, its simple as that.
Wanna bet NA against Brazil?
If we have Aspas of course, if we don't have Aspas i don't care about this tournament.
Washed and Overrated countries.
Even USA is better than them.