bro thought he cooked when in reality he just yappin

zzzzzz

never did i say something about emea you braindead maggot

but for your information we have shown a higher level of play than any of you pacific bots except maybe boom

you will see the domination at toronto

EMEA is not the overall best region, but it has the best top teams (then it is a shit show)

when did i talk about emea in my post? deflecting as always braindead pacific fans

you will see in toronto, fnatic th and liquid will ez clear drx and t1 or whatever.... the only team that will be hard to beat from ur region is boom XD

goat contention:
-chronicle
-aspas
-shao (similar to yay situation, shitty teammates for the last years but previously the best smokes itw)
-kang kang

people talking about the gap between top and bottom teams

but truly its because rrq is inconsistend and this whole region is mid as fuck

idc if they downvote me, its true, the only good team out of this shit region is boom

u didnt have to do the goat dirty like that....

mwzera is like the darwizzy of valorant...

overhyped, shit player

i was not attempting to disrespect the GOAT

i was merely saying someone analogous to antony in the valorant world. i understand that antony aura is greater than anyone in human history.

stay humble eh

i need your help guys

i just wondered... who is the antony of valorant?

do we have such a player?

the football heads will know

agree

his new form in betis is looking scary too

so glad he's far away from united and the bald fraud ten hag

fraudemo will never escape the fluke run at champs allegations, meanwhile derke is shitting on all events he goes to.

#EMEARISING

NA IS DOGSHIT

He looking like prime demon1 out there in the server tho

actual raidboss

europe player quality is insane. all of vitality and half of liquid are in the top 20 consideration. NA or Pacific can't say the same

bro is actually insane

keiko is what demon 1 should have been, duelist player turned to smokes and dominating the entire region.

i was wrong about Team Liquid game, they are truly one of the best teams in the world. maybe even top 4

shut up you dumb dog

he would make global embarrassment fans long for sk botssi

sentiLUL

its actually fire ong

nzr at least cum has vibes bro

even the s0n flair with US flag agrees damn u a goat

go look at #6 this shit actually kinda fire

go look at #6 this shit actually kinda fire

true actually lil bros think they are tenz

Here u go king

Link

Alternative version

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[Intro]
VLR in flames, bodies hit the floor,
Too many clowns in the chat—time to settle the score.
You reppin’ Sen? Fnatic? FaZe? Nongshim too?
Bunch of L-takers, let me shit on your crew.

[Verse 1]
Dyntyn, Yukky, two Sen dickriders lost in the past,
Still crying 'bout Reykjavik? That shit ain’t gonna last.
Your team’s a retirement home, stuck in the grave,
Only thing they farm now is pity and shame.
Pak to US, different lands, same fate,
Sen fans livin’ delusions, it's too fuckin’ late.

[Chorus]
US flags, Sen flairs, all built on cope,
Talk big, but your squad got no hope.
Europe? NA? APAC? Don’t matter at all,
Y’all reppin’ teams that just fumble and fall.

[Verse]
Michael Mouse, what’s up with that name?
FNC fan, but still stuck in the "Mickey Mouse" frame.
Talkin’ ‘bout major wins like they ain’t a joke,
Champ run carried by bracket luck, y’all nearly choked.
No Derke, no wins—face the fact,
Another EU bot talkin’ shit with no impact.

[Verse 3]
Babysasuke, thought you ran from the smoke?
Chronicle’s 5 words got you fully exposed.
"Babysasuke come, where are you?"—
Whole site laughin’, ‘cause they know you’re through.
FaZe in the dirt, and you right there too,
Spend all day hatin’, but what did it do?
Fnatic owns you, that's history stamped,
Now go back to ghostin’ when they lift up the champ.

[Verse 4]
Toph_, you’re just lost, let’s make it clear,
Nongshim in Valorant, but you still disappear.
Talkin’ ‘bout NA like you know the game,
But your team’s just a meme, can’t even get fame.
Nongshim might be here now, but you’re still out of reach,
Stuck in the back, tryin’ to preach while you leech.

[Bridge]
US flags, Sen flairs, y’all still hangin’ on,
Tenz ain’t savin’ shit, that era is gone.
Y’all stuck in 2021, still reminiscing,
Meanwhile, your roster’s just talent that’s missing.
Go ahead, spam copes, say "next year’s ours,"
But deep down, you know your team’s gone sour.

[Outro]
Dyntyn, Yukky, Babysasuke, Mouse, and Toph,
All y’all squads lookin’ tragically soft.
This ain’t your playground, VLR’s too real,
So hold that L, take the fuckin’ deal.

you have replied to all my posts

maybe "rent free" is what i am in your head?

michael mouse is what your family is, oh wait they don't exist

fn0tic KEKEKEKEKE

dyntyn more like d0nt0n

0/8 pick a better team

im unique and support a cool team

you literally came out of a factory and were born after 2010 dont talk to me you hellspawn

us flag
sen flair

KEKW

i see the US flag + Sen flair combo i know its gonna be a stinky 12 year old on the other side of the screen. literal npcs from a factory.

literally this image

you started insulting my flair like that has anything to do with my comment and now u acting defensive... its a dog eat dog forum here and you're wearing the milkbone underwear loser

im done with you, how does it feel to be destroyed?

flair KEKW

"i can smell your lack of testosterone from here"

brother id be surprised if you even got pubes. do they make sen fans in a factory? ive met like a 100 of you before

npc ahh lookin ahh

spitting facts

?

Well then, welcome to vlr—where the weak like u get eaten alive. you in here repping s0n like they’re still relevant? news flash: they’re a washed-up farmer squad, farming hype, farming excuses, but sure as hell not farming any more trophies.

This isnt kindergarten, and nobody will hold ur hand. so either toughen the hell up or get ready to be flamed into oblivion. vlr doesn’t do soft. we don’t do sympathy. And we sure as hell don’t respect SENTILULS fans still coping like it’s 2021.

so step up, prove you got something, or keep crying about your team’s downfall while the rest of us actually watch winners. Your call.

you are delusional. saving this for tomorrow game

yes, NA is so cooked

G2 overrated TH and DRX underrated otherwise W list

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what does the K in your name stand for?

tell us lil bro

imagine insulting someone because of flair bc you have no other arguments KEKW

nrg fan

not hearing anything from you broski

fn0tic flair KEKW

1st- vitality
2nd - drx
3rd - th
4th- G2
5th - edg
6th - geng
7th - sen (LUL)
8th - trace

grand finals drx vs vitality will be insane... emea domination starts here lil broskis prepare

im just taming the expectations lil broski, i dont want them to get too excited to leave the tourney 7/8th

you mean flukeuid?

and your top 4 includes kru and mibr who are playing shit 2023 comps LMFAOOOOO