VLR dating show

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zombzino

Use a pickup line on some random comment and try rizz someone up on here. Best comment gets The Rizzley Bear award.

This one for you @benjy.

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benjy

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toasty

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beaver_man

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(✿◦’ᴗ˘◦)♡

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fried bunny

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benjy

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You think your funny coming back just to say this 🤬🤬🤬🤬 your a joke leave the site

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MelatoninPopper

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Hey girl are you zacklikethat? cuz my dick is 123

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number1_cned_hater

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w rizz this deserves the award that was a crespy one

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Kuuga

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who's that?

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Kuuga123

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🤯

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zombzino

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Wow... :3

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SanitySP

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Your harbor plays make me cascade when I reach high tide. Let’s have a reckoning in the cove later

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Kuuga

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Did you just fart? Because you blow me away.

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SanitySP

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Are you North America staff? Because you make my staff go North

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Chunkio

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get a job

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benjy

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ironic🐰

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SanitySP

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Rare chunk l

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WhoseTao

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If you were the stars that amassed the nightly abyss, then I would be the astronomer who'd record every constellation deep within my memories and heart (this never worked)

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mocaxoxo

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awwwwww

that’s so cute. why can’t boys be more like this, i don’t want to be called shawty. call me the moon and stars wth.

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hi moon and stars

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Conut

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Hi moon and stars

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danii1

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Me when down bad.

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WhoseTao

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Lua and Celestial Body, you will now have more people referring to you as "moon and stars," be careful out there

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yaiima0

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Hi you floating space junk

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Yory

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hi moon and starts wth

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benjy

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toasty

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Actually based tho

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smthlikeyou11

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U have big eye small face I like, whats your WeChat? Nice collarbone.

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Conut

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U have big eye small face I like, whats your WeChat? Nice collarbone.

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Warlordwibz

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If you have any trouble with Pokemon Sleep, I wouldn't mind playing co-op with you.

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Conut

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Can I have rizzley bear award

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benjy

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toasty

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Conut

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Why U need help? Looking for a relationship when you are desperate is the worst thing to do.

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number1_cned_hater

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappear

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Conut

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappear

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number1_cned_hater

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IP. 92.28.211.234 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP HOPS: 192168.0.1 192168.1.1 100.73.43.4 host-132.12.32.167.ucom.com host-66.120.12.111.ucom.com 36.134.67.189 216.239.78.111 sof02s32-in-f14.1e100.net TOTAL HOPS: 8 ACTIVE SERVICES: [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:80=>92.28.211.234:80 [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:443=>92.28.211.234:443 [UDP] 192.168.0.1:788=>192.168.1:6557 [TCP] 192.168.1.1:67891=>92.28.211.234:345 [TCP] 192.168.52.43:7777=>192.168.1.1:7778 [TCP] 192.168.78.12:898=>192.168.89.9:667 EXTERNAL MAC: 6U:78:89:ER:O4 MODEM JUMPS: 64

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Conut

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappear

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number1_cned_hater

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😠😠😠😠😠 I hope china bonkers dont go far

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Conut

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What the flip :( But but I want Levyton to win :((((

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number1_cned_hater

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sorry too mean of me

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cartixuzi

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are you the prime vandal bc I wanna buy and upgrade you ❤️

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buttholehair

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slavery pick up lines

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zombzino

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I like your name

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SanitySP

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are you cash carti cause I would slip some cash in your carti

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Conut

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Im killing myself after reading this

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Smartest_BR_fan

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Come to Brazil

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kaninv

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hey girl, do you play valorant? because I'm bronze and really need a boost >w< if you're gold or up please help me

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number1_cned_hater

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Benjy would love to help he asked for your number, discord and val account

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Ballsamolee

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I make 7 figures

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Riot_Valve_the_GOD_games

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Are you turkey? Because you look so good

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Simp4S0m

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Are you fridge because I need to put my meat inside you

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cocoluna

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?

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yaiima0

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You heard him the first time

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AvgRossiFan

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Sticking 🥢out your gyat 🍑for the Rizzler.😏😳 You’re so Skibidi🚽🤪, you’re so Fanum Tax🧾🍽️. I just😫 want to be your 🤭Sigma😉💪🏻🏋🏻. Freaking😩 come💦 here📍 give 😫 me your Ohio 🇺🇸

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HackNaija

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holy shit i might kill myself looking at these replies

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zombzino

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Hey man

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SanitySP

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Hey hack, Your 30 bomb on bind has me 30 bombing in my bind.

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Lqwnmower

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How do u feel about lebron to the Knicks

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CoCloudy

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Your eyes are like clouds for even when they fill with sorrow and drown the land they paint the sky with unimaginable beauty.

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number1_cned_hater

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Hearing these lines from the guy saying some stuff in his old posts feesl different

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CoCloudy

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WHATS WRONG WITH MY OLD POSTS

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ntro

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me a cheeseburger: hey ardiis ;)

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machape

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i dont know why i expected good pick up lines from vlr users tbh

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MagicSpecies

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are u https? cuz without u I'm just ://

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Hockey-Stick

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Unless you jacked 6’2 rich guy pickup lines never work

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CoCloudy

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L mindset + your wrong + ratio

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danii1

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Women really appreciate the effort that men put into trying to make them happy. It means so much to them.
Please revaluate your shit take

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Would like me to take you out or eat you out ? ( ~copy pasta)

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Kirya

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This is awful

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geospliced

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Eiffel harder for you than any other tower I've studied.

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Conut

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I fell :P

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Oh no! Are you okay?

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for you xD

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Kirya

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im all yours

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Glad you're on board 👍

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lielahh

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hi do me vlr.ggians

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bronzil_enjoyer

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going C in ascent

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yaiima0

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li0lahh 🗿

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Poge

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Are you a garbage can, the humble container that marks the end of waste but the beginning of something truly transformative?

Because just like a garbage can you've entered my world with a purposeful presence ready to collect the debris of life and turn it into something useful. Your presence is like a beacon of cleanliness standing tall amidst the chaos and clutter offering a sense of order and renewal.
In your essence I see the potential for transformation the power to turn trash into treasure to recycle and repurpose the discarded remnants of everyday life. And much like the contents of a garbage can that undergo a metamorphosis into something new you've sparked a desire within me to reimagine and reinvent to find beauty in the overlooked and discarded.
But beyond the practical utility there's a deeper connection that transcends the surface. It's as if our paths were meant to intersect destined to collaborate and create a cleaner more sustainable world together. And just like the gravitational pull of a garbage can that draws in refuse I find myself drawn inexorably towards you unable to resist the magnetic force of your purposeful charm.
So my transformative container will you allow me the privilege of joining you in your mission exploring the vast expanse of renewal and sustainability that lies ahead? Because in this journey of waste management and environmental stewardship you're the bin that holds my hopes the receptacle that ignites my passion and I wouldn't want to clean up this world with anyone else but you.

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Benjy better not be taking notes from these

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are you pancada? because i wanna lock u up in jail

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SanitySP

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Are you pancada because tonight I’m going to secretly bench you

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Hi... Uhm.... Hello, hi. Yeah. Uhm.... So.... Uh..... Did it hurt? .... Uh... When you fell... from the... uhm.... like an angel, get it? Yeah.

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Simp4S0m

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Are you Harbor? Because shawty you stuck in this cove with me 😉

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babushka_boii95

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are you bitchless? cuz it looks like you play valorant for a living

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makoidk

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Heyyy....i'm gayy as fuck do yuou wanna go on a date w me

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Pooh

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Hello (im 6ft)

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Official_hltv_Imouto_love

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Hello (I'll put you 6ft underground if you won't reply me with yes)

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Hello (you would be doing me a favor if you did that)

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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benjy

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cringe

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bronzil_enjoyer

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bemjy madge

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benjy

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💅🙋‍♂️😡🔥

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NajibRazak

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You have beautiful eyes but mines are better cuz there is only you in my eyes

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what

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Obelisk

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Are you the new fan I bought cause you'll be blowing me all night long

I'm so sorry

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danii1

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You ain't cooking.

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Obelisk

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Sorry danii I tried 😭

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This was a mistake

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i agree

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Yeah

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Hello my name is trikecycle and I am an rrq fan, who do you support?