I discovered that our great Cryoglazer was still in highschool ? Is everyone there still young like that ? or are you an unc ?
Answer the question, I'm starting to feel old guys.
How old are you there ?
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And anyone with 2 braincells would have figured out Cry0glaz0r is still a kid
confirmed [#4]my kids sent me to a care home
sorry dad, i just dont wanna change your diapers
ihateverythinggg [#6]you are young
thank god I am but I really want to know if people here are younger or older
LugiaVLR [#13]holy expired 🙏🏻
23 holy unc 🙏🙏 holy taxes and responsibilities 🙏🙏
ihateverythinggg [#5]And anyone with 2 braincells would have figured out Cry0glaz0r is still a kid
I might just have one then, imagine getting a master degree with that bro...
DSBY [#14]tell the nurse that when she wipes ur bum
why cant u be more like ur sisters!!
PP12123213123 [#17]9
מותק, את צעירה מדי, בבקשה, אם זה אמיתי, תעזבי את האתר מיד.
confirmed [#21]why cant u be more like ur sisters!!
YOU WANT ME TO BE LIKE MY SISTERS?
IS THAT WHY YOU GAVE ME A SKIRT FOR CHRISTMAS???
Pusakabo0 [#23]מותק, את צעירה מדי, בבקשה, אם זה אמיתי, תעזבי את האתר מיד.
בסדר אבא
DSBY [#24]YOU WANT ME TO BE LIKE MY SISTERS?
IS THAT WHY YOU GAVE ME A SKIRT FOR CHRISTMAS???
cutting off ur allowance u need to learn to grow up get out of my basement
I was 7 when I first was on vlr
I'm now 4, I came back to remember my childhood ❤️
confirmed [#28]cutting off ur allowance u need to learn to grow up get out of my basement
But dad.. i need your wifi for VLR, Reddit & 4chan..
GroKayou [#20]I might just have one then, imagine getting a master degree with that bro...
I think most of us in science are overworking our one brain cell as it is T-T
asunaluvr [#34]Cwyoglazer mentioned 🤭🥹
hey i think you misspelled your name
I have been around for 5000 years.
I have seen the rise of humanity; I bore witness to the earliest hominids rising in the cradle of mankind, spreading their influence from Africa to every continent on Earth across the millennia. I bore witness to the birth and death of entire civilizations, the most glamorous constructions that labor could forge, but also the blood that could be spilled by those same, assiduous hands.
I bore witness to the gospel of Jesus; I bore witness to the pilgrimage the Prophet Muhammad (Pbuh) and his followers took from Mecca to Medina; I bore witness to the enlightenment of Siddhartha Gautama. I bore witness to the rise of these religions, and the days these scriptures came from thought, to pen, to paper, to scripture.
I bore witness to the fuckass birth of valorant and now I want lemonade and soda and ice cream and to sing sea shanty and smile
Cephalopod [#46]I have been around for 5000 years.
I have seen the rise of humanity; I bore witness to the earliest hominids rising in the cradle of mankind, spreading their influence from Africa to every continent on Earth across the millennia. I bore witness to the birth and death of entire civilizations, the most glamorous constructions that labor could forge, but also the blood that could be spilled by those same, assiduous hands.
I bore witness to the gospel of Jesus; I bore witness to the pilgrimage the Prophet Muhammad (Pbuh) and his followers took from Mecca to Medina; I bore witness to the enlightenment of Siddhartha Gautama. I bore witness to the rise of these religions, and the days these scriptures came from thought, to pen, to paper, to scripture.
I bore witness to the fuckass birth of valorant and now I want lemonade and soda and ice cream and to sing sea shanty and smile
this broski bored witnessed fr
ihateverythinggg [#5]And anyone with 2 braincells would have figured out Cry0glaz0r is still a kid
wtf???
GroKayou [#16]thank god I am but I really want to know if people here are younger or older
hes lying
9wntr [#49]how was it like watching 2021 acend unc
honestly, I didn't understand jackshit.. I was literally iron-bronze and would just get hyped over kills and always root for the team currently losing lol
to put things into context, I'd never played a competitive FPS before and had an eDPI well over 1600 (which wasn't much of an issue in singleplayer games).. I played Valo on my laptop, quite literally, with my ass Amazon Basics wireless mouse on the free space next to the trackpad - no mousepad lol.. the kind of player who looks at lurks and is like "oh my god, this guy isn't even taking any fights, he's just hiding" - I didn't even understand the concept of a save or even how the guns worked lol - I'd just buy a spectre every round because I thought it was the "strongest gun for cheap" because I'd get 1-2 kills with it lol
so yeah, it must've been fun for people who actually understood what was going on lol
madaTHEdada [#42]is 21 considered unc ??
lemme know plssssss
I think you're like an unc-in-training.. unc status is 25+ imo
asunaluvr [#34]Cwyoglazer mentioned 🤭🥹
please tell me ur in the last year of high school i dont wanna be older than you
madaTHEdada [#42]is 21 considered unc ??
lemme know plssssss
unc doesnt exist people is people we all die in a menial amount of time anyway
HammerDJ [#55]I think you're like an unc-in-training.. unc status is 25+ imo
im not 21 as of now, ill be 21 in few months so i got 4.5 smthg years ig
satellite_kov [#57]unc doesnt exist people is people we all die in a menial amount of time anyway
which book r u reading rn lmao
satellite_kov [#56]please tell me ur in the last year of high school i dont wanna be older than you
second last year
27, starting watching Esports during the starcraft 2 era which half the people here don't know is a game. Been to 2 MLG events if anyone remembers those.
madaTHEdada [#62]which book r u reading rn lmao
wdym
well im reading to sleep in a sea of stars rn but why does that matter
HammerDJ [#54]honestly, I didn't understand jackshit.. I was literally iron-bronze and would just get hyped over kills and always root for the team currently losing lol
to put things into context, I'd never played a competitive FPS before and had an eDPI well over 1600 (which wasn't much of an issue in singleplayer games).. I played Valo on my laptop, quite literally, with my ass Amazon Basics wireless mouse on the free space next to the trackpad - no mousepad lol.. the kind of player who looks at lurks and is like "oh my god, this guy isn't even taking any fights, he's just hiding" - I didn't even understand the concept of a save or even how the guns worked lol - I'd just buy a spectre every round because I thought it was the "strongest gun for cheap" because I'd get 1-2 kills with it lol
so yeah, it must've been fun for people who actually understood what was going on lol
allat
wrap it up unc
asunaluvr [#75]are u 16?
yup
i may be in last year but like the school system in aus is weird half the people in my year turn 18 the other half turn 17
satellite_kov [#76]yup
i may be in last year but like the school system in aus is weird half the people in my year turn 18 the other half turn 17
tiny
asunaluvr [#77]tiny
i dont wanna hear it u have to more school than me because n0rway
satellite_kov [#78]i dont wanna hear it u have to more school than me because n0rway
more school = more smart
dummy
asunaluvr [#79]more school = more smart
dummy
no it doesnt im rly smart oml
AnakinPodracer [#65]27, starting watching Esports during the starcraft 2 era which half the people here don't know is a game. Been to 2 MLG events if anyone remembers those.
Naaaaaah Blizzard downfall killed starcraft esports (and every other competition from their other games)
DSBY [#31]But dad.. i need your wifi for VLR, Reddit & 4chan..
Holy improvisation, when will be the netflix adaptation ?
GroKayou [#87]Holy improvisation, when will be the netflix adaptation ?
santiago finals
GroKayou [#83]Naaaaaah Blizzard downfall killed starcraft esports (and every other competition from their other games)
I was gonna say blizzard has struck gold so many times and just decides to implode and destroy everything, I loved playing and watching OWL when it first started but the direction they took the game completely destroyed it.
asunaluvr [#79]more school = more smart
dummy
Lets be fr ts dont apply to u
Pusakabo0 [#8]אין סיכוי שכולם כאן כל כך צעירים בני כמה אתם
thanks for sharpness 5 twin
AnakinPodracer [#89]I was gonna say blizzard has struck gold so many times and just decides to implode and destroy everything, I loved playing and watching OWL when it first started but the direction they took the game completely destroyed it.
TBF I think that it's mostly Activison's fault because of Kotick's policy and all that stuff. Overwatch league was peak when I was watching Carpe and Diem against each other this was nuts and then came OW 2... Terrible update, hopefully they'll start to make it good from now
GroKayou [#25]Looks like I'm not the only one
it's alr man... i'm almost at the married stage
AnakinPodracer [#65]27, starting watching Esports during the starcraft 2 era which half the people here don't know is a game. Been to 2 MLG events if anyone remembers those.
friend introduced me to sc
got zurg rushed first time ive ever played, never built my pylons in peace again
majority on this site are teens, it's pretty obvious from the braindead takes or jst their general way of speaking
u think any grown ahh man/woman likes going meow :3 and glazing botsuna or b0rlin all day?
HammerDJ [#54]honestly, I didn't understand jackshit.. I was literally iron-bronze and would just get hyped over kills and always root for the team currently losing lol
to put things into context, I'd never played a competitive FPS before and had an eDPI well over 1600 (which wasn't much of an issue in singleplayer games).. I played Valo on my laptop, quite literally, with my ass Amazon Basics wireless mouse on the free space next to the trackpad - no mousepad lol.. the kind of player who looks at lurks and is like "oh my god, this guy isn't even taking any fights, he's just hiding" - I didn't even understand the concept of a save or even how the guns worked lol - I'd just buy a spectre every round because I thought it was the "strongest gun for cheap" because I'd get 1-2 kills with it lol
so yeah, it must've been fun for people who actually understood what was going on lol
dam
sounds fun
cus i buy the time i began watching val i had already been watching OWL for a while
so i knew fps basics
(still didnt know how tac fps rlly played)
Justsomebum [#108]majority on this site are teens, it's pretty obvious from the braindead takes or jst their general way of speaking
u think any grown ahh man/woman likes going meow :3 and glazing botsuna or b0rlin all day?
Ok unc
19
new bating tip: when u get into an argument with someone younger than u who replied in this thread, just say u know better cuz u are older
Justsomebum [#108]majority on this site are teens, it's pretty obvious from the braindead takes or jst their general way of speaking
u think any grown ahh man/woman likes going meow :3 and glazing botsuna or b0rlin all day?
Meow :3
mondely [#113]19
new bating tip: when u get into an argument with someone younger than u who replied in this thread, just say u know better cuz u are older
I could do that but I'm not a jerk, I accept my unc status because soon we're all gonna be the unc of someone
twigster001 [#45]same
you guys are young wth ? The only difference is that one of you 2 can drive a car legally
GroKayou [#115]I could do that but I'm not a jerk, I accept my unc status because soon we're all gonna be the unc of someone
it’s not that serious. it’s just meant as a way to bait people.
mondely [#119]it’s not that serious. it’s just meant as a way to bait people.
Could work as a bait ofc but why bait tho ?
GroKayou [#120]Could work as a bait ofc but why bait tho ?
we on vlr broski. ragebait is funny here, everyone does it. It’s not meant to be a personal attack though, just good fun.
GroKayou [#118]you guys are young wth ? The only difference is that one of you 2 can drive a car legally
i'm getting my license in april
laaft [#92]24 like kobe (we dont support him over here though)
we don't support him over here though
❌
ANHTU [#122]i'll be 20 in the next 5 days..
might be official unc status bro
mondely [#121]we on vlr broski. ragebait is funny here, everyone does it. It’s not meant to be a personal attack though, just good fun.
true, I think I'm not funny enough to do it, that's all
mondely [#125]might be official unc status bro
you'll be there in less than a year bro
twigster001 [#123]i'm getting my license in april
let's goooo You'll get the girls when you'll come to school in a car trust me
Justsomebum [#108]majority on this site are teens, it's pretty obvious from the braindead takes or jst their general way of speaking
u think any grown ahh man/woman likes going meow :3 and glazing botsuna or b0rlin all day?
Meow :3
babushka_boii95 [#130]damn everyone unc on this site Im 17
you can't even drive a car lil bro
GroKayou [#138]you taught me that I'm sorry mate
you used my own spells against me
GroKayou [#136]you can't even drive a car lil bro
I got a provisional drivers license Ill be okay when im 18😸
mondely [#139]you used my own spells against me
sounds a lot like a thing Anakin would say you know like "you turned her against me" type of thing (you weren't even born when Star Wars 3 came out but I hope you watched it anyway)
babushka_boii95 [#140]I got a provisional drivers license Ill be okay when im 18😸
Then you'll be unc
HammerDJ [#47]hello fellow unc :D
i'm not an unc, but u can call me auntie x) hello!
senyagi [#132]omg we share birthday twin
Your birthday is March 10th too :D?
stop calling 20+ something year-old ppl "unc" it feels weird we're literally young and still discovering life
dont make us feel like p0d0s
Akhmyed [#155]stop calling 20+ something year-old ppl "unc" it feels weird we're literally young and still discovering life
dont make us feel like p0d0s
Unc
GroKayou [#136]you can't even drive a car lil bro
Ive been driving since 16 lil vro
Clucker [#159]Holy unc, go get a job lmao.
Buds double my age lmao
hey, everyone got their own pace in life man you gotta respect it
n1cf [#162]hey, everyone got their own pace in life man you gotta respect it
U still should get a job
Akhmyed [#155]stop calling 20+ something year-old ppl "unc" it feels weird we're literally young and still discovering life
dont make us feel like p0d0s
ikr 20 is young
GroKayou [#118]you guys are young wth ? The only difference is that one of you 2 can drive a car legally
cars are scary ngl
GambleNats [#107]friend introduced me to sc
got zurg rushed first time ive ever played, never built my pylons in peace again
Haha zerg rush when you first start playing feels like the most OP strategy ever, I played protoss as well so I understand that.
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