HammerDJ
Flag: United States
Registered: September 19, 2025
Last post: October 21, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Posts: 495
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o7 iceman

every clutch I ever make is forever dedicated to you*

posted 1 month ago

valid fr

posted 1 month ago

you cooked with this fr πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

posted 1 month ago

sucks for you g :((((

in my list, you make at LEAST the honorable mentions <3

posted 1 month ago

eternal ragebaiting?

posted 1 month ago

chronic peoplepleasing tendencies be like

(ily2)

posted 1 month ago

πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

posted 1 month ago

πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

PRX SIMBHDRI 2028 πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

posted 1 month ago

babywizard, laundry, kingbob, senfns, simbhidri

posted 1 month ago

I_LOVE_LESS?

posted 1 month ago

Nah I see the vision, this bangs

posted 1 month ago

because his schlongus is so longus that its a long distance relationship

posted 1 month ago

then what would he call it??

posted 1 month ago

also likely.. good contribution to this important discussion king <3

posted 1 month ago

do u think jinggg calls his pp his jingggj0nggg?

posted 1 month ago

unemployment is one helluva drug

posted 1 month ago

Is Hades_loves_rb a femboy???

posted 1 month ago

He was my biggest fan 😭😭

John Riot.. I will put you through cock and ball torture if it's the last thing I do.

You've yee'd your last haw now pardner πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ώ

posted 1 month ago

HE MURDERED BERLINGLAZER

YOU MANIAC!!! A MILLION CURSES UPON YOUR LINEAGE. I HOPE YOUR BALLS TWIST YOU PSYCHO

posted 1 month ago

Thank you so much goat β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ήβ€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

I hope your pillow is cold on both sides and your sleep is restful.

posted 1 month ago

Surely the site can't be in the hands of men like yourself themanielvalorant

posted 2 months ago

goatky πŸ™πŸ™

posted 2 months ago

who's we?

(i fk with it so hard fr)

posted 2 months ago

John Riot should leave the game to John Valorant and just focus on his retirement tbh.. he's too out-of-touch with his son's game tbh

posted 2 months ago

wait u mean.. t0nz is John FPS's alias???

posted 2 months ago

john riot is a sick sick man.. first he sends smurfs into my ranked games, then he messes with my ping, then my frame rate..

I thought I really saw the worst of his influence when he would personally go to my teammate's houses and fucking murder them, causing them to go AFK

but now, he's killed every initiator and sentinel.. truly, his madness knows no bounds

I will have to appeal to John FPS to come put a stop to this chicanery

posted 2 months ago

ur mom btw >:)

posted 2 months ago

low taper fade with the middle part?

posted 2 months ago

that's not what irks me.. there are agents that dominate ranked rn that would've been better targets for nerfs..

Idk what servers you play on, but it's not uncommon for people to cry "throwing" when there's a Sage lock :(

posted 2 months ago

Personally, I think Reyna and her consequences have been a disaster for Valorant ranked society

posted 2 months ago

but @Congo1 wants to "nerf the cringe guns"..

:(

posted 2 months ago

what's the question? I can't read it :(

am I stupid?

posted 2 months ago

reusable signature ability to neutralize a one-time 400 credit ability.. sounds fair asf to me, idk what y'all are complaining about

~rito dev

posted 2 months ago

not entirely.. you still have map control and playing the objective (plant/defuse spike)

posted 2 months ago

are u upset michael? :(

posted 2 months ago

sounds like you're mortem :(

posted 2 months ago

The Rito devs are cooking so well, they clearly play a lot of casual and ranked valorant themselves. She was wayyyy too strong.. buff Reyna βœ“

posted 2 months ago

oh damnnn, thanks for laying it out like that g. I appreciate you

posted 2 months ago

can't wait for the excitement of watching aim duel after aim duel after aim duel coz fuck any other forms of skill expression, the people with shit aim can eat a dick :D

now all they need to do is let every agent buy smokes, mollies and flashes.. for balancing of course :)

and then make the models consistent with each other..

and then change the name to CS3

posted 2 months ago

finally ranked won't be braindead anymore :D

posted 2 months ago

Maybe I have 0 ball knowledge, but isn't this a veto nerf?? What util is he gonna deny/cancel now??? πŸ’€πŸ’€

What util is his ult going to tank/cancel now???

posted 2 months ago

wdym broski.. the util is already nerfed 😭😭

gun nerfs* too??? you know that aimlabs is free right? If you just wanna click circles with ur phantom/vandal/op.. just say so πŸ’€

posted 2 months ago

this made me haha

good haha post <3

posted 2 months ago

you'll have to find me in the corner with my judge first :)

if you win that, then props man, I'm not even mad.. you deserve that kill fr

posted 2 months ago

what else would I spend the money on? ut0l??? πŸ’€

posted 2 months ago

I'm gonna be spamming ranked and playing OP, Judge and Odin so much more now :D

How are they gonna clear me? With the ut0l??? 🀣🀣🀣

posted 2 months ago

YOU TAKE BACK THE G0ATSAKEN SLANDER NOW

posted 2 months ago

bump nobodyknows

posted 2 months ago

Completely W take

posted 2 months ago

Hope PRX wins SOOP this year off-season so they can win champs next year β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ήβ€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

posted 2 months ago
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