Hello, VLR. It is I, Zeke, aka ZekeNotGio, aka Ruler of VLR.gg (prime Enigma isn't here anymore). I am smurfing on this account. I will use this thread to temporarily reply to my loyal servants friends. Feel free to ask any questions! Jokesters will be punished, though. I am not one for tomfoolery.
Zeke AMA (Keep it respectful.)
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First things first: "zeek" is a pro player. I am ZEKE. Z-E-K-E. THE MIGHTY ZEKE (all caps), if you will. And no, I don't think I can "release" from my basement. Whatever it is you want me to release.
Tubelight? You will be next. Mark my words. Tonight your existence will be erased from this glorious forum. Goodbye.
And by the way, just so you know, this name is tuff. At least my name isn't meaningless.
enigma is 2 inches into you, and you are 2 inches into Kp0 (the headcoach of the team u are currently AC for)
do u move forwards or backwards?
Kp0 has some uh... "aggressive gameplans"... if you know what I mean. Enigma is more of a chill guy. Wouldn't do it to him tho. He's like a brother to me (sorry Enigma).
Why do you think I got fired? I think I've made it clear:
It is I, Zeke, aka ZekeNotGio, aka Ruler of VLR.gg
Oh yeah? And how did it go? Was it, perhaps, a great display of nonchalant, focused, precise and brilliant gameplay?
how does it feel to get 13-0ed as an ac then 13-1 and 13-2ed when u sub in vcl XD
Oh c'mon, not this again... You know I'm just a volunteer, right? I can't nuke every thread with the r-word in it!!
eStos is still on the site so I hear mighty nice of the mod team after balagg and estos turned out to be the same person
estos told me balagg was a coworker, and the reason they had the same ip or smth is cus they used the same work computer or smth
he hasnt been weird to me when we talked though
idk its hard to like, just stop talking to him just cus there is a possibility it wasnt him
this might sound crazy but ive seen estos's face and he looks too handsome to do smth like that, maybe im naive but id expect someone who makes a thread like that to be chopped asl
okay i reread this and i sound like a moron, ignore this comment
but like we've dmd abit on discord and he has been perfectly normal and a fun guy to talk to
so idk but ur right its very likely to just be him
Again no offense, but this is how Ted Bundy got to all those women. They trusted him because he appeared nice and handsome.
Hello Zeke who is your favorite teammate of all time also thank you for all your work on the VLR forms while others rule silently with an iron fist
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