you're not the villian everyone thinks you are i can assure you that, you have no fans, no haters, no jokes, no humor, no personality, no identity, no soul, no voice, no bait, no true account. You think you're allat but you really aren't and it saddens me that you feel special. Please apologise to me for the inconvenience of you ever creating an account on MY site, for ever replying on MY post, for ever downvoting MY comment, and finally for ever thinking me and you can compare in any way shape or form.

i will see you in 30...

I am 16 and am in diapers full time along with my 18 and 15 year old sisters. We are teen babies and our mom babies and diapers us.

Governor clears you😂

Me and kirya are starting a dating show, 10 people will have a chance to leave with Kirya as long as you buy him a bundle

I miss goat(henbaby) just as much as the rest of you but we can’t mope around and act sad, it isn’t what he would want. You may not like me but I am trying for to keep his legacy going as it was his wishes and you all should do your part aswell👍

Sometimes I rub peanut butter on my body and lick it

We got some weirdos on this site, couldn’t be me🤦‍♂️

Well if it’s not me then who else cus I been here 3 months

Do not say these words on VLR they are considered very harmful and discriminatory.

Job
Employed
Employment
Sen
Narrate
R word
Zellsis

How does it feel knowing all your dreams are gonna be crushed like a tiny bug beneath Leafs feet.

A 300lbs unit of pure muscle with infinite stamina and I make 8 figures monthly, I could probably dunk on all of you.

We should have awards for VLR like
MIB - Most improved baiter (gamergirl? Idk)
Mod of the year (TMosura)
Thread of the year (idk)
MVU - Most valuable User (Henbaby)
VLR rookie of the year (Me)
KUA - kindest user award (Gamblenats)

She said I spend too much time on vlr, is she right?

bleed team wasn’t bad with more time they would’ve been good. 2 world class players, deryeon improved egoist was A tier sentinel

A accomplished coach with grand finals experience
Two decorated rookies hyped as top 10 in americas
A world class top 5 all time player
That is a super team whether you like it or not

Tenz was still good after reyk his team fell off

yay on bleed and day had roster and role changes every 2 games it was impossible to stay consistent

Derke is in a slump right now kaajak is definitely better

2024 kickoff bleed roster would’ve made champs
Aspas has only joined super teams
Tenz is above aspas and Derke all time
Yay has never been at fault for his teams failing
Kaajak>derke

Just singing the lyrics to the song bru

You miss a online persona let’s lock back in buddy

Your 15 minutes are up bro I would dunk on you

I AM THE TRUE VLR VILLAIN HAHAHAHA, I SHALL BRING MY WRATH ONTO EVERY USER

aren't i just the cutest most pretty thing ever uwu

It was a perfect spring afternoon. The sakura drifted in the breeze across the VLR U Listening Discord server general chat. Zeek leaned in closer to Kiles, grinning. "You know" he said brushing dust off Kiles sleeve, "you’re way better than in 2021." Kiles turned scarlet, covering his face with both hands. "Sh-shut up! You're embarrassing me!" he squeaked. But he didn't move away. Hidden behind a bush, Kanyefan crouched, eyes wide with rage and despair. "How... how dare they flirt so openly?! Where’s the shame? Where’s the modesty?!"He scribbled furiously in a tiny notebook labeled "Operations: Win Zeek’s Heart Meanwhile, Zeek gently took Kiles' hand, their fingers intertwining like a they were gripping the champs trophy "You’re all I ever needed," he whispered dramatically. Kiles melted instantly, his knees buckling. "We never needed cned." From ten feet away, Kanyefan was vibrating with emotion, hidden behind a anime body pillow. "T-They're moving too fast! There was supposed to be a slow burn! At least 50 episodes worth of pining! This is illegal!" A small sniffle escaped him. He quickly covered it up by fake coughing violently into a paper bag labeled "I’m NOT Crying." As Zeek leaned in with birds chirping and sparkles everywhere. Kanyefan pulled out a massive pair of opera binoculars, watching with the intensity of a war general. "No... no... NO... IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME... NOT THEM!" it happened anyway, beautiful and perfect. Kiles gripped the champs trophy like he'd fall into the void otherwise. He cupped zeeks in it face like he was cradling the world's most precious thing. Meanwhile, in the background, Kanyefan collapsed face-first onto the grass, a single tear escaping him as he whispered, "I hope they’re happy together. Stupid, perfect, beautiful jerks..."

I love dipping my fingers in chocolate and licking them one by one

Retired with 0 wins btw

Finally fraud😂😂😂

I will be leaving VLR for a indefinite maybe permanent amount of time, I can tell when i am not wanted... Even though i was not as impactful as the my predecessor henrybabyhentai or henbabyH for short, i still am very proud of the progress i have made. I wish you all farewell whether you know me or not. If you ever saw an elysxxm post count yourself lucky as this is the last. Goodbye VLR i enjoyed it here.

Elysxxm Out

Pipson is a good coach, you guys are just hating gx is just a bad team

Well atleast one positive in all of this is that envy might suck now, what a stupid gooner edger guy, me and him are similar in so many ways.

im doing homework right now

and lick myself clean

Actually it’s 10 minutes

I jumped in the pool and now I’m soaked

Gonna be posting full time on VLR now, I get 5 cents for every piece of engagement I get

G2-0 26-0
Tell me its okay
I think sen just need to get away
Cause without them we been winning games
Cause without sen its just not the same
But Who's to blame
Damn
Kept the Molly for post plant cause I can
Leaf on big body shit this ain't no sedan
If our struggling to find out who I am
I flew to toronto just to find the fucking plan
Tell me its okay
I think sen just need to get away
Cause without them we’ve been winnin games
Cause without sen its just not the same
But Who's to blame
Johns numbers on the paper ain't enough
better raise it higher cause I know Im about to go
Funny cause zellsis never showed up
Net ain't never showed no love
Not the type to go apologies
Sen the type to throw the hand before you comprimise
Stand to get up all in your head.
Then make you pick a side
Make you contradict what you said
With them pretty eyes

Frauds downvote those who speak the truth

Sometimes I put on a diaper and act like a baby in the bathtub

Because people like to hate on Americas and say emea is better

Aspas has only joined superteams…. (Himself Verno Cortezia, Loud, Lev)
VLR cloud9 propaganda is on a generational run
Aspas is a baiter
Sen are top 2
America is top 2 region

Great threads today very proud of you👍 the baits are 7/10 elysium approved great effort

Yeah right, you guys just didn’t wanna admit Sen clear you frauds, Cloud9-3 half. Why did people actually believe that cloud9 suck

If he isn’t having a life game they look like a bottom team

Hi sencity! Come with us on a road trip👍 vrooooooooooooooooom. “BUY THE BUNDLEEEEE”

“IS THAT X0PP0?” ERRGGHHHHHH Swerve “OH SHIT THE BUS IS TOSSING” SCREEEECHHH “JOHN GRAB ME BABY” “RUN AWAY FROM THE MERCHANT” SKRRRRRRRR “LIFE GAME”

THUD THUD THUD “BANG WHAT ARE YOU DOING RETARD“ SCRRRRRRRRRR “NARRATE DONT SAY THAT WORD” SKIDSKIDSKIDSKID SWOOSH BOOOOOOOOM “THIS ISNT CINEMA AMINE”

AHHHHHHHHHHH SWERVE SHRIEEKK SLKKERRTRRRRRR CRASH they flip over. SPLASH they land in the ocean “NO WERE WASHED NOW” “well what did we hit?” “Our peak….” NOOOOOOOOOO

Aspas and eeiu watch from behind, trying to bait each other

We both have so much aura, everyone else is chopped

Tex clear Cortezia and it’s not even close his team record doesn’t reflect how good that man is

So you’d rather lose?

Cortezia is nowhere near Tex, his team record does that man dirty he truly clears all of mibr but statpas

This guy sat b holding main with a Marshal for 2 minutes😭 he is an outlaw op, and marshal merchant. Half of his kills are with sniper AND HE HAS 7 KILLS. goat?

Lev lost aspas is got worse obv, but they were never good until a run at champs, Aspas was losing to Fut during this time last year remembering that

Aspas Lev form is better
Verno is better than com
Mazino clears artzin
Kingg clears xenom
Tex clears cortezia

It’s not that hard to understand

Yo 4/5 players on lev are better where did you get Mibr is better than Lev from? Try again your ignorant and can’t see mibr suck

Compare them to 2024 Lev
Aspas=Aspas
Xenom<kingg
Cortezia<Tex
Verno>Com
Artzin< mazino
4/5 players are better and we think they are good? Aspas was losing to fut during Shanghai so even if Mibr make Toronto what do we think is gonna happen. A team worse than aspas team last year is hyped to do good at events. They probably win this game but it means nothing. Mibr arent good