Hello, VLR. It is I, Zeke, aka ZekeNotGio, aka Ruler of VLR.gg (prime Enigma isn't here anymore). I am smurfing on this account. I will use this thread to temporarily reply to my loyal servants friends. Feel free to ask any questions! Jokesters will be punished, though. I am not one for tomfoolery.
Zeke AMA (Keep it respectful.)
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W1ngFly [#2]Helo Zeke, how are u doing
Hello, Mr. Wingfly! I am doing UMAZING!! How about yourself?
DSBY [#3]Zeek can u release me from ur basement
First things first: "zeek" is a pro player. I am ZEKE. Z-E-K-E. THE MIGHTY ZEKE (all caps), if you will. And no, I don't think I can "release" from my basement. Whatever it is you want me to release.
vipermolly [#7]First things first: "zeek" is a pro player. I am ZEKE. Z-E-K-E. THE MIGHTY ZEKE (all caps), if you will. And no, I don't think I can "release" from my basement. Whatever it is you want me to release.
Fuck I'm dihlexic
tubelight [#5]Bro copied his name from anime 😭😭😭 holy cornball 💀💀💀
Tubelight? You will be next. Mark my words. Tonight your existence will be erased from this glorious forum. Goodbye.
And by the way, just so you know, this name is tuff. At least my name isn't meaningless.
enigma is 2 inches into you, and you are 2 inches into Kp0 (the headcoach of the team u are currently AC for)
do u move forwards or backwards?
asunaluvr [#10]enigma is 2 inches into you, and you are 2 inches into Kp0 (the headcoach of the team u are currently AC for)
do u move forwards or backwards?
Now, switch Kp0 and Enigma and I might have an answer...
vipermolly [#11]Now, switch Kp0 and Enigma and I might have an answer...
intriguing
asunaluvr [#13]intriguing
Kp0 has some uh... "aggressive gameplans"... if you know what I mean. Enigma is more of a chill guy. Wouldn't do it to him tho. He's like a brother to me (sorry Enigma).
BerLINglazer [#12]extremely rare femboyhater w
That's why you have zero stars buddy. Enjoy never posting frequently again. 😉.
vipermolly [#14]Kp0 has some uh... "aggressive gameplans"... if you know what I mean. Enigma is more of a chill guy. Wouldn't do it to him tho. He's like a brother to me (sorry Enigma).
interesting, i pegged enigma for a more aggressive type
Flam [#16]how did you get fired
Why do you think I got fired? I think I've made it clear:
It is I, Zeke, aka ZekeNotGio, aka Ruler of VLR.gg
asunaluvr [#17]interesting, i pegged enigma for a more aggressive type
No way!! Enigma is such a cutie... Not in a weird way, though. Ew.
vipermolly [#4]Hello, Mr. Wingfly! I am doing UMAZING!! How about yourself?
Thank you, I'm doing great too. Wishing you a nice day ahead
rsset02 [#20]i had to play a vcc season wit this dude 😭😭
Oh yeah? And how did it go? Was it, perhaps, a great display of nonchalant, focused, precise and brilliant gameplay?
rsset02 [#20]i had to play a vcc season wit this dude 😭😭
u played vcc with zeke?
W1ngFly [#22]Thank you, I'm doing great too. Wishing you a nice day ahead
Have a wonderful day too, my guy!
how does it feel to get 13-0ed as an ac then 13-1 and 13-2ed when u sub in vcl XD
kurry [#26]how does it feel to get 13-0ed as an ac then 13-1 and 13-2ed when u sub in vcl XD
This never happened?? Helloo?? Please edit this post, thank you.
Livvie [#28]Will you admit that you just made shit up about the rslur
Oh c'mon, not this again... You know I'm just a volunteer, right? I can't nuke every thread with the r-word in it!!
vipermolly [#30]Oh c'mon, not this again... You know I'm just a volunteer, right? I can't nuke every thread with the r-word in it!!
You said they didn’t exist 💔💔💔💔
elysxxm [#33]Put some respect on zekes name he be getting shit done.
Good for you I guess
asunaluvr [#17]interesting, i pegged enigma for a more aggressive type
i pegged enigma
foythvlr [#35]hello Zeke what is your opinion on eStos
He's evil and stupid. Next question please.
vipermolly [#38]He's evil and stupid. Next question please.
hello Zeke why is Furia so Dogshit and Kajaak so BaD
foythvlr [#40]hello Zeke why is Furia so Dogshit and Kajaak so BaD
Uhhh... no comment...
asunaluvr [#24]u played vcc with zeke?
ye, and cuz he was so good we went flawless and won the whole thing
Livvie [#31]You said they didn’t exist 💔💔💔💔
Top 5 most insufferable user
foythvlr [#35]hello Zeke what is your opinion on eStos
eStos is still on the site so I hear mighty nice of the mod team after balagg and estos turned out to be the same person
Hello Zeke who is your favorite teammate of all time also thank you for all your work on the VLR forms while others rule silently with an iron fist
ZekeNotGio [#48]eStos is still on the site so I hear mighty nice of the mod team after balagg and estos turned out to be the same person
WHAT
vipermolly [#4]Hello, Mr. Wingfly! I am doing UMAZING!! How about yourself?
UMAZING?
notapanda [#46]ye, and cuz he was so good we went flawless and won the whole thing
we were just WAY too good
ZekeNotGio [#49]Hello Zeke who is your favorite teammate of all time also thank you for all your work on the VLR forms while others rule silently with an iron fist
👍
ZekeNotGio [#48]eStos is still on the site so I hear mighty nice of the mod team after balagg and estos turned out to be the same person
estos told me balagg was a coworker, and the reason they had the same ip or smth is cus they used the same work computer or smth
ZekeNotGio [#48]eStos is still on the site so I hear mighty nice of the mod team after balagg and estos turned out to be the same person
thats a CRAZY lore drop
asunaluvr [#55]estos told me balagg was a coworker, and the reason they had the same ip or smth is cus they used the same work computer or smth
thats the most obvious lie
Wolfed [#57]thats the most obvious lie
he hasnt been weird to me when we talked though
idk its hard to like, just stop talking to him just cus there is a possibility it wasnt him
ZekeNotGio [#48]eStos is still on the site so I hear mighty nice of the mod team after balagg and estos turned out to be the same person
That is genuinely insane, that guy never let on he could be so disgusting
asunaluvr [#58]he hasnt been weird to me when we talked though
idk its hard to like, just stop talking to him just cus there is a possibility it wasnt him
id cut him off and out if i were you, 90+% chance hes genuinely psycho
Wolfed [#60]id cut him off and out if i were you, 90+% chance hes genuinely psycho
this might sound crazy but ive seen estos's face and he looks too handsome to do smth like that, maybe im naive but id expect someone who makes a thread like that to be chopped asl
okay i reread this and i sound like a moron, ignore this comment
asunaluvr [#61]this might sound crazy but ive seen estos's face and he looks too handsome to do smth like that, maybe im naive but id expect someone who makes a thread like that to be chopped asl
okay i reread this and i sound like a moron, ignore this comment
it might be time to start using your brain. No offense
asunaluvr [#61]this might sound crazy but ive seen estos's face and he looks too handsome to do smth like that, maybe im naive but id expect someone who makes a thread like that to be chopped asl
okay i reread this and i sound like a moron, ignore this comment
ermm what
KiwiJuice [#62]it might be time to start using your brain. No offense
but like we've dmd abit on discord and he has been perfectly normal and a fun guy to talk to
so idk but ur right its very likely to just be him
asunaluvr [#61]this might sound crazy but ive seen estos's face and he looks too handsome to do smth like that, maybe im naive but id expect someone who makes a thread like that to be chopped asl
okay i reread this and i sound like a moron, ignore this comment
nooooooo😭😭😭😭😭 asunaluvr please
Wolfed [#65]nooooooo😭😭😭😭😭 asunaluvr please
ur right that was a bad excuse
asunaluvr [#64]but like we've dmd abit on discord and he has been perfectly normal and a fun guy to talk to
so idk but ur right its very likely to just be him
Again no offense, but this is how Ted Bundy got to all those women. They trusted him because he appeared nice and handsome.
KiwiJuice [#67]Again no offense, but this is how Ted Bundy got to all those women. They trusted him because he appeared nice and handsome.
ur right #64 was like top 5 stupidest things ive ever said
KiwiJuice [#62]it might be time to start using your brain. No offense
this the same girl who finds serial killers hot she's long gone
sevenluvr [#69]How strong is mephistos aura?
Only player I have ever been afraid of no troll
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