it ok :)
just avoid the worm and you'll be fine 🙏🏼
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it ok :)
just avoid the worm and you'll be fine 🙏🏼
no animal is disgusting, as an ant you should know better
Please. Someone. SIGN MINIMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my God its kash karti fwaeh can I get an opium autograph mr. carti
I really don't know who you are, you're good at throwing people off lol
I have a few suspects but every single post of yours is just too unique
Starting to think that maybe I just don't know you 🧐
Masters Sombrio
Masters Alvorada do Norte
Asunaluvrluvr 😭😭 thanks for the bump
okay, but that isn't an excuse to make questionable plays that any Gold player wouldn't do...
yeah, like Alfajor jumping TWICE on Haven while he was shooting.... they said "accidental scroll jump", but I don't think I buy it, considering he's probably using scroll to jump for a while now.... I'm not a conspiracy theorist but like, hard to believe some things aren't intentional
Ruxic looking at a wall is something Iron players would do, ngl. and he's a great player
I was watching the EWC and noticed a lot of questionable plays from a macro perspective. Players looking at walls instead of clearing angles, moving around the map in ways that don't make much sense, failing to use their utility, and so on. For example, in Round 28 on Breeze between BBL and NAVI (the final round of the match), what exactly was Ruxic doing from 3:25:16 to 3:25:21? Any normal player would be holding the CT side, since that was the only area his team wasn't watching. Instead, he jumped down from the box, pulled out his knife, and started shift-walking while staring at a wall, which gave Lar0k a free kill.
Unfortunately, I didn't document the other examples, but doesn't it seem strange that this kind of thing happens so often in tournaments that players are supposedly trying their hardest to win? Idk
He's so good and so generous, we should all praise him more! 😻!
He's evil and stupid. Next question please.
Oh c'mon, not this again... You know I'm just a volunteer, right? I can't nuke every thread with the r-word in it!!
This never happened?? Helloo?? Please edit this post, thank you.
Oh yeah? And how did it go? Was it, perhaps, a great display of nonchalant, focused, precise and brilliant gameplay?
Oh yeah? Then take this.... Here I come.... f0mb00h0t0r!!!!!!! You pushed my buttons buddy!!! THAT'S what happens when you do that!!!
No way!! Enigma is such a cutie... Not in a weird way, though. Ew.
Why do you think I got fired? I think I've made it clear:
It is I, Zeke, aka ZekeNotGio, aka Ruler of VLR.gg
That's why you have zero stars buddy. Enjoy never posting frequently again. 😉.
Kp0 has some uh... "aggressive gameplans"... if you know what I mean. Enigma is more of a chill guy. Wouldn't do it to him tho. He's like a brother to me (sorry Enigma).
Now, switch Kp0 and Enigma and I might have an answer...
Tubelight? You will be next. Mark my words. Tonight your existence will be erased from this glorious forum. Goodbye.
And by the way, just so you know, this name is tuff. At least my name isn't meaningless.
First things first: "zeek" is a pro player. I am ZEKE. Z-E-K-E. THE MIGHTY ZEKE (all caps), if you will. And no, I don't think I can "release" from my basement. Whatever it is you want me to release.
Hello, Mr. Wingfly! I am doing UMAZING!! How about yourself?
Hello, VLR. It is I, Zeke, aka ZekeNotGio, aka Ruler of VLR.gg (prime Enigma isn't here anymore). I am smurfing on this account. I will use this thread to temporarily reply to my loyal servants friends. Feel free to ask any questions! Jokesters will be punished, though. I am not one for tomfoolery.
No one ACTUALLY hates Tex. They just think he's a bum. I said "they" because I don't care about Valorant anymore
FOO, REE, AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
2-1 win
gave em the drop on Ocean 🙏🏼
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