cryoglazer’s hear me out list

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asunaluvr

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it has come to my attention that people miss the old me, so i presume u mean the time where i made weird ass posts such as «50 hottest men» and «why dont guys shave their armpits. so i wanted to make u guys who miss the old me happy, by sharing my hear me out list directly from my notes app. enjoy !

chewbacca

nick fuentes (i can fix him)

simba from the lion king (adult version)

charlie kirk (i couldve fixed him)

clone troopers from star wars

vecna (season 5)

sean astin

ted (the talking teddy bear from the movies)

doc hudson from cars

borat

the male dancer with a mustache during «SloMo» by Chanel during eurovision 2022

peter griffin

brian griffin

NICOLAS MADURO 😻

Big AJ (the dad from the costco guys)

carter pewterschmidt

tung tung tung sahur

FENRIR GREYBACK FROM HARRY POTTER

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WjFROST

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This is my 13th reason

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asunaenjoyer

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LMAO

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asunaluvr

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people say that to me all the time but idk what it means

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DSBY

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It's their final reason to charlie Kirk themselves

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asunaluvr

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wtf why would they do that because of little me 😿

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asunaenjoyer

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don't you have like high school to worry about

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asunaluvr

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its winter break rn
and also im like super smart so i dont need to worry

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4rrowlol

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???????? its the end of feb

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asunaluvr

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yea thats when winter break is in norway

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Cairozin

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Americans bro 😭

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OkOkay

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Whats your first language

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Livvie

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how in anyway would this be relevant

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OkOkay

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theyre in the same boat

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Livvie

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hmmm

this may be my dyslexia but idk what you mean

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OkOkay

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Usa will buy new zealand in 2050 it was revealed to me in a dream

continue thread →

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PandaZ

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I've seen enough bring back the death penalty

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9wntr

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triple t isnt allat

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asunaluvr

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HE IS
daddy sahur

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9wntr

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grown ahh 17yo talking bout "daddy sahur"

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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan

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Burger King foot lettuce

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poggpigg

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son

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SudokuDude

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Nick Fuentes and KIRK? WHAT

Even Simba is more valid. CMON!

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asunaluvr

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they’re both cute and charming just kinda stupid and i think i could fix them

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Clucker

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In what way was the big kirkilator stupid vro

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asunaluvr

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cant get political against tos

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Clucker

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God rest his soul

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themaniel

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Lysoar

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Wolfed

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☹️ I wish I could unread

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nooomy

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animal
neonazi
animal
probable neonazi (by association)
space Nazi
monster
normal guy
stuffed animal
car
eastern european
manchild (autism likely)
animal
dictator
new jersey resident
old racist
literal brainrot meme
animal

what a dogshit list

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asunaluvr

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its called a hear me out list for a reason 😿

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Maniacwolf

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Clone troopers are space nazis?

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nooomy

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George Lucas himself has said that the Empire was based on Nazis so yes lol

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serot

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clone troopers... are from the republic bro

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nooomy

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the same clones that are apart of the empire after order 66... yes...

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Maniacwolf

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Yeah after brainwashing them

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nooomy

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it wasnt brainwashing, they were created for the sole purpose of eventually destroying the Jedi at some point. Yes, they started out "loyal" to the Jedi, but their purpose was always going to be executing order 66.

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Maniacwolf

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That’s the empire tho

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Anchorxz

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not fenrir

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asunaluvr

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he’s hawt

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feyest

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BORAT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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asunaluvr

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what can i say he’s very charming

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feyest

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i know this is bait but i just can't prove it
otherwise maybe u should seek help

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asunaluvr

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why should i seek help

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Z0vereign

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sideshowsbaldhead

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nick fuentes is gay
charlie kirk was gay

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asunaluvr

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wait no are u serious 😿

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sideshowsbaldhead

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its technically speculation but yeah its pretty obvious

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Emmieeee

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nick fuentes did things w destiny and some femboy i think he is gay

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Castawaytwizz

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nick fuentes LOOOL

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BerLINglazer

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uhh

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asunaluvr

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hi bg !!
meow :3

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BerLINglazer

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meow :3

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Livvie

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MY hear my out list:

every woman taller than me

every woman shorter than me

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nooomy

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do you honestly think that just because youre a lesbian that makes this sentence any less pathetic?

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Livvie

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no

i never said i wasnt pathetic?

the fact that you think that was the aim is crazy ngl

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Livvie

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and anyone taking just about anything i say on this webbed site seriously when i get told "we are going to kill you" for saying "hai" is not on me

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nooomy

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https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/seou1r/rule/

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Livvie

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dont assume every lesbian knows your inside jokes

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nooomy

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ill do as I want thanks

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Livvie

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im sure you will

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BerLINglazer

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pooomy

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pooomy

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nooomy

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u have replied to two of my posts saying this stop begging for attention BUMLINglazer

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cloudberry

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What about women your height

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Livvie

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eh

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cloudberry

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Wow. So discriminatory

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Livvie

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ikr

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Emmieeee

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my biggest is Shuu Tsukiyama

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Nitrololo

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nick fuentes (i can fix him)

son😭

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asunaluvr

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i can i promise he just needs some love

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mondely

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no one misses ur old posts. your rebrand sucks though

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asunaluvr

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WHAT ABOUT THE OLD ME DO PPL MISS THEN???

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mondely

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just the fact that ur name was better than cry0gl0z0r. only rebrand that would have been good would be asunaglazer

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asunaluvr

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asunaglazer already exists
https://www.vlr.gg/user/asunaglazeruwu

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mondely

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do asunaglazer520 or smth

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Livvie

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acting like ts aint u

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asunaluvr

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it isnt

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Maniacwolf

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bro what is this list 💀

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asunaluvr

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whats wrong w it

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Maniacwolf

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you literally have a car on the list next ur gonna tell me gill from finding Nemo is on there

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asunaluvr

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waiit he's kinda hot ur cooking here

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Maniacwolf

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What have I done 😭

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GodAwfulGod

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NICOLAS MADURO 😻

Everyone not talking enough about what this guy is doing on your list

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asunaluvr

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he's hot

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GodAwfulGod

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You might have the shittiest taste in men I've ever seen someone have, like even the people who would fuck a dragon have better taste than you.

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asunaluvr

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thats abit harsh..

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4rrowlol

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respect for having an actual hear me out list and not just slightly alternative conventionally hot ppl

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asunaluvr

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thanks !!

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laaft

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cg i really fw you but this aint it

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asunaluvr

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is there an issue with my list orrrr..

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laaft

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charlie kirk is dead and nick fuentes isnt interested in women

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asunaluvr

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but my sources tell me charlie is stable?

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laaft

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Please god

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asunaluvr

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i love when people get my references
thank u stranger

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laaft

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im wondering to this day who the hell told tim poole charlie was fine lmao

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asunaluvr

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could have just been interaction bait lmfao

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1d

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https://i.imgur.com/h9wOkm0.png

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asunaluvr

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thats mean 1d 😿

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Raize1

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where is the bump to ban Cryoglazer thread gone

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asunaluvr

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its still up wdym

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Cairozin

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Where is the bump gone 😞