Let's play a game. Everyone write 1 sentence and let's make a giant story. The story HAS TO flow. If you accidentally respond at the same time as someone else, edit your sentence to make sense. Edit your sentences as much as possible, so it makes sense. Don't interrupt the story or we will ignore you. Let's reconvene in 24 hours and type out the entire story. I will start:
There once lived a boy in Transylvania.
They were for his arch-nemesis Zellsis, and wh- who was that next to him?
Of course, it was the unmistakeable Ardiis. Licking a bald black mans head as he mistook it for a chocolate egg he found near a water slide
ardiis dives into the chocolate starfish of this bald man and gets him pregnant with a certain man named
Now that it's ruined (wow thanks bro) I'll say this
This was hella fun to read, I lowkey expected this to get ruined instantly but there was actually a story going on. Props to y'all, love this community o7
Edit: I did NOT read the part where it said to ignore the interrupters and keep going, mb 💀
Before leaving, Ardiis proclaimed, "You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place! Now you just have to find it!"
And thus began...
ONE PIECE (Ardiis edition)
Ardiis notices that after his statement, he got a huge increase in views and decides to switch to Anime streams to clip farm
And suddenly he feels a tightness in his chest and dies, leaving the location of his treasure a mystery. All across the world, Valo players scramble far and wide to find this mystical treasure because it contains...
Then Jake "Boaster" Howlett revives him and then takes the treasure goons on it and melts the treasure
achilios yells:
and he manages to get it done!
s0m with the shorty doesn’t find him!
then fns got setup with verno and on the first date he got punched in the face and got a black eye
Aspas and Verno beat up Chet (snake) and FNS and force them to retire; meanwhile... what's going on, on the other side of the world in the Vitality bootcamp?
Derke's hair grows back everyone is wondering how did it happened but they suddenly..
Derke is back to tweeting in how he was in the right about trexx, seeing liquid get grouped, while trexx calls him egg man with a receding hairline
Meanwhile, in the vitality bootcamp, trexx sneaks in, sneaking past derke
Suddenly, he sees Less sitting in the corner of a dark room upfragging every comment of "I_LOVE_LESS"
On his plane back to America, he looks to his right and is shocked, because sitting next to him was...
"Saadhak!", he exclaimed out loud, startling many on the plane, he after all, could not believe it, because after all...
As soon as they finished, they notice everyone in the plane staring at them with perplexed faces
They both ignored everyone and saadhak took less into the bathroom while holding his hands
Because Less had a cramp, Less used the bathroom by himself and they both went back to their seat and had a good flight. They landed back in America and both went to Loud HQ in Americas to join the new roster.
(You guys are too fucking freaky)
after reaching loud hq they called gustavo and aspas (already tired of not achieving anything despite hard carrying)
Unfortunately, as they approached the last crumbs, they both reached for the cookie - at the same time
Deciding to split and share the last crumbs of the cookie, they eat their portion with much gusto...
Since aspas is now injured at the hospital, only sacy comes back and unretires, announcing his return, and for some reason, he joints furia
sacy plane had an engine failure and the plane sank deep into the ocean and fans thought he died
Using his previous knowledge and experience from vct, sacy begins to build a boat and survive for 5 days, munching on coconuts, until he sees a human figure on the island, and it's...
Bonecold had been dropped on this island years with only a champions trophy to remind him of his past life
that with Sacy, his dream of having a champions roster is achievable, with vigor, they both start to build the boat that would lead them to their success, but one day...
then random an aeroplane came and picked him up mid fight guess who picked him up ??? no need to cuz its florescent
Shanks casually put on the Loud jersey, eliminating all chance that BONECOLD had to achieve his dreams. Distraught, he fell to his knees
lithening to the song, in the LOUD jersey shanks furiously spits on the plane. the destroyer of worlds in rage
And just like that, the airplane sets up a sussy party, with sacy and bonecold contemplating whether to jump off the plane or not.
kaplan comes barging into the room and said to rob that zekken has feeling for him hence not terminating his contract
Excited to play for Sen once again, Sinatraa exclaims, "Oh boy, I cant wait!"
Brick then mysteriously appears in thin air, preventing the marriage from happening
ALRIGHT TIMEOUT...
We're gonna resume from #105.
Bonecold and Sacy are finding their way home from an island and pick up Shanks otw. They arrive in Brazil to make the new LOUD roster of Aspas, Sacy, Less, Saadhak, and Bonecold with Shanks as the content creator.
How does their first matchday vs G2 go...?
from (#105)
the fans were shocked seeing their goat Sacy re-appearing and how prime Loud was coming back. But now they have to face the kings of NA, G2 Esports.
It's matchday, G2 are playing against LOUD, and BabyBae is playing for Leaf. Ascent is the 1st map, LOUD run the harbor viper comp, which has never been seen before, BabyBae pops off, popping 5 heads in a row, outaiming saadhak, tilting Loud, G2 wins the map 13-9. It is now Map 2...
BONECOLD stands up, shouting, "Ey, Tejo Merchant!", locking eyes with Trent...
He stands up, taunting Saadhak by imitating his aim through gestures...
But next round, 4 players of loud "fakes" A while Saadhak silently crepts up mid, slow walking up to spawn, spotting Valyn holding an angle, and knifes him. Loud uses this kill and takes site while Saadhak goes all the way back to spawn preparing to flank again...
but what has happened?!! saadhak whiffs on every G2 player and dies without getting a single kill, leaving the team in a 4v4 B site post plant!
Loud's coach slams the desk, but it reveals his identity, it was ALEKS. After securing the round with a miracle play by Less, the half ends with 5 - 7 G2 up
Than, people realised trent's aim was good, too good..., they started getting susipicous about trent
valyn realising there is no such thing as perfect valorant, turns to his teammate, head bowed, somber. "We'll have to do it"
thus concludes the greatest best of three in the history of VCT Americas...
BONECOLD is overjoyed to win, feeling like he's on top of the world, he exclaims to his teammates, "We have a chance, finally..."...
Fast forward to Champs Grand Finals... the LOUD roster after getting top 3 at every tourney, find themselves facing the new T1 with T3xture, Karon, Stax, Meteor, Foxy9.
Before they load into the first map, Sacy talks to the team...
They all give Sacy head a rub, to gain some of his mystical powers, they effects where similar to adderall
eyes crimson, hands tingling, fully erect, they were ready for game 1.
Map veto comes:
LOUD ban Pearl; LOUD ban Fracture; LOUD pick Ascent; T1 pick Bind; LOUD pick Breeze; T1 pick Haven; Icebox remains
Game 1 was ascent loud does the unthinkable everyone locks in duelist. With 5 duelist T1 shits their pants and they won map 1 with sacy dropping his best result of 50/2/2 but little did loud know what would happen next....
Game 2 Bind - LOUD starts the 1st round with a flawless win with Less getting a 4k but they lost the 2nd round with an amazing sheriff ace by meteor and T1 continues to win every round after it until it's 1-9
said a distant voice, but all good stories have no end. They pause and allow for time. For time is the greatest story teller of them all.
Game 2 continues with a CLEANNN 1v5 back to back to make it a 3-9, and very comebackable half
But a t3xture - meteor duo stop the comeback in its tracks to take Map 2: Bind. On to Breeze.
(This arc is almost complete, PUSH THROUGH)
Because he remembered that Acend were the first world champions in valorant history
Aspas fans were not happy and someone punches Kiles during his first game back, leading to a delayed game.
It's a delayed map 3, Breeze, this time, everyone on t1 picks sentinel, putting saadhak in a frenzy. Everyone on Loud is shocked, but they all decide to pick...
controllers because they would circlejerk in the smokes with each other
What T1 didnt know is that Loud would make the best fake play of their lifetime. Spamming smokes on A and B, but actually running through T1's territory with no sentinel utility watching. Loud slow walks into A with 5 shorties, and they see a little Cypher camping and then they.....
When saadhak who is playing harbor suddenly smokes of his own team from the plant and then...
loud proceeds to hunt down every player on t1. last player standing. stax is left in a 1v5 situation and pulls out an Odin in a knife fight and kills them all
but suddenly in the stadium smoke bombs were thrown ,the crowd going haywire and from above someone was descending as if he was a god but in reality he was....
Delighted orating about how its not fair that Team Secret isn't playing and how T1 are frauds despite Team Secret not even being at the event which made autumn furious, and that caused the rest of t1 to tilt which allowed Loud to...
After seeing this, everyone's jaw dropped, and Loud took advantage of this moment to go into T1s side of the arena and steal all their keyboard perhiperals leading to another tech pause so LOUD can sneakily discuss how to successfully do the first ever flawless 5 man knife team ace
Once all is said and done, Loud take map 3, sending us to Map 4: Haven with a chance for Sacy and co to win it all
And thus begins map 4, Haven, at the agent select screen, Sacy gives everyone a pep talk, saying...
He laughed at Sylvan's poster while looking at his expired contract with T1
It's now map 5, Sacy has locked in iso, with the rest locking in harbor, Reyna, sage and deadlock. On t1, Meteor laughs at the face of death, going iso as well, while buzz goes Reyna, sylvan is sylvan, dh goes clove and stax becomes a Tejo merchant. During the pistol round, BONECOLD...
find a pick a, the rest of t1 fake rotates to c but BONECOLD's spidey senses are tingling, so he stays a and drops the rest of t1 in A main. Anti-Eco Round...
begins with T1 mad and frustrated. Their IGL calls for an instant push 5, forcing stingers hoping for a miracle round after being titled. ONE TWO THREE its a mega fight A. Trades go out and it's a 2v2 with spike own. The most important round ends with..
Big Mac in hand, Ardiis wipes out all of the monitors and starts stomping through the crowd godzilla style
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