Pra dançar no carnaval e comer puta ele tá bonzinho. Aí vai correr 15 minutinho no campo e já pede arrego kkkkkkkkkkk
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| Last post: | March 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM |
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Pra dançar no carnaval e comer puta ele tá bonzinho. Aí vai correr 15 minutinho no campo e já pede arrego kkkkkkkkkkk
No Neymar, as he is cheating on his wife right now while faking injuries every week to not play
grok has been kinda rude these days😔
Yo Chronicle, my man, I just read your little “I’m gonna save Valorant” manifesto, and I gotta say— bro really thinks he’s dropping some galaxy-brain wisdom about util, but all I’m hearing is “I’m a pro, so I’m right.” Bro, you’re on some next-level EGO TRIP with this one. You really think you’re the messiah of tac shooters ‘cause you dropped this half-baked idea about util recharges?
First off, you’re out here acting like you’re the Einstein of Valorant with your “triangle” theory—shooting, util, teamplay, blah blah. Bro, you’re not dropping some TED Talk-level wisdom, you’re just stating the obvious and slapping a fancy label on it. “Util overlaps too much.” No duh, genius, that’s what makes Valorant, y’know, NOT CS2! But then you come in with this trash idea of no recharge/cooldown on util except for smokers, and I’m like… what? You’re really trying to strip Valorant of everything that makes it unique?
I’m sorry, bro, but who even asked you? You’re out here acting like you’re some god-tier tac shooter guru with your no-recharge util idea, but let’s be real—you’ve been getting CARRIED your whole career, my guy. You were never the best player in the world, and now you’re trying to turn Valorant into a boring CS2 clone to cope with your mid-tier legacy? Nah, fam, I’m calling you OUT. You should waste your time working on your aim, since there is no "Leo" to save you anymore.
I'll ask Grok about my opinion on this, then i'll come back here
p0rtugal fell off so hard, the language is called Brazilian now lmao
Its 2025 and there is a guy playing on this team since 2020 with the ugliest Valorant POV of all time. At some point he needs to go
unfortunately KC 2023 is not around anymore, otherwise he could beat the fantastic 4 of VCT
bro, they made Yay and Icy look like Less and Aspas, they are terrible
dont forget Galorys choking 5.000 overtimes in a row
What do you want us to talk about? Karmine Corp? France? Mbappe? Baguette?
The problem is that they made him a scapegoat, and tried to slander him. Verno talked in an interview of how strange it was that a team drops a player and his ex-teammates just shittalks him and portrays him as a bad player for the whole scene, thats fucked. And he is only 18 yrs old
I know, but it talks about Yoru. I think his main problem is that he couldnt learn to hard entry with dive duelist agents, so he switched the roles of whole team just because of him
dgzin has an extremely low sens and he does the entry with agents like neon and raze very well, thats not an excuse tbh
the feeling of pressing tab and seeing that the 3/14 player on KJ fracture is whiffing enemies from behind is the same for everyone
they even played harbor viper comp on Icebox, aspas loves this comp so much. From LOUD 23, to LEV 24 and MIBR 25, this comp is still winning
the best duelist on the team is probably tex, but he is perma sentinel. kingg is not IGL'ing anymore and is playing Yoru. Demon1 retired from duelist after not being able to fill Aspas shoes and now is trying to explore other roles, rather than just upgrading his agent pool. Rossy is IGL'ing because of 1 off season event that C9 LOST. And C0M somehow is still employed.
What a mess
damn
#MVGA
has Demon1 ever gone positive against Aspas in a series in this performance tab? I know the performance tab usually dont mean much, but if it happens every single time it gotta mean something
im pretty sure that if he says that he wants to play raze, he will play raze. LEV is not pointing a gun at him and forcing him to play other roles. The problem is that he is a very limited player and its fucking up all the roles of the team
that would be a nightmare for FNS's last season
I expected more of Leviatán, they were talking so tough in interviews just to get 2-0'd.
Im in favour of the idea of kicking the whole team and signing E-Xolos LAZER
C9 dropping Rossy was a good move
after all the Verno hate, NRG are looking very silly rn
FURIA is like a dolphin, they go up, up, do something funny and sink again
what do you mean? this was expected, FURIA is not losing to those discord mods
FURIA is not losing to those T1 victims, this feeling is the feeling of ball knowledge
Ethan went 3/14 and 6/19 in the decisive map after this post lmao
they tried to ruin the career of an 18yr old because of 3 games, i hope Verno does well in MIBR
NRG are not ready for hypothetical FUR havoc without pulling his knife out every 2 seconds
what are the chances he goes triple negative next game?
Riot tryna gas up the OXY agenda like we wouldnt notice
its just justified hate tbh. LOUD has been losing matches like these for years now, with these same players. They always say that they will change but then it happens again. It is very frustrating. They ended Kickoff losing to KRU and they started Stage 1 losing to KRU, nothing changed.
And its not like the LOUD players are new rookies trying to prove themselves, they are experienced millionaires who shouldnt be losing silly rounds at this point.
(LOUD could already have 2 Champions trophies + Lock//IN if tuyz and cauanzin weren't addicted to throwing)
yeah its so stupid, like, how is it the coach's fault that the players lost an easy 5vs2 against an eco?? what is the coach supposed to do there
he is the same player from 2023, inconsistent as fuck and losing crucial rounds and maps, same goes for cauanzin. But some LOUD fans are still gonna pat his head and pretend that hes a hero and hardworker so its okay. LOUD fan girls are still gonna protect their "tutu" bcoz hes cute
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