Im a time traveller

DSG finished 2nd in the Ascension tournament after losing to M80. George Geddes reported hes headed back to Cloud9 but george has lost mop of his credibility after he incorrectly said Sentinels were pulling out of partnership due to financial issues

yes, him and kyedae are both doing quite well :D

no (the time police is making me say no)

fnatic board the wrong flight to tokyo and end up stuck in dubai

yes but she ends up being character development

They got knocked out in LCQ with the roster of BcJ, apoth, Demon1, Ethan, and Boostio. Theyve since picked up Florescent as their official 10th

Clorox, Park Hotels, Target, Nordstrom, and Levi Strauss (this is not actual financial advice)

the Alevels actually end up getting cancelled after Into The Breach win the 2023 BlastTV CSGO major

LCQ, for the third year in a row

Furia win Champs, NRG finish 3rd at Tokyo after back to back losses to Fnatic and EDG. Fnatic win Tokyo to be the first back to back winners

Yes but PRX end up falling short of both Tokyo and Champs, and the entire roster except for d4v41 has been put into free agency. Currently he is rumored to be joining Karmine Corp

C9 barely squeak into playoffs with a 5-4 record but fall one match short of Tokyo. They run it back through LCQ and take down 100T in the finals to secure a spot at Champions. There they make it to upper semis before losing back to back matches to Furia and Navi.

The roster goes 2-7 in their spring split, only winning over RRQ and DFM. They find their form right ahead of Pacific LCQ, but fall short to Talon in the finals

no

sideshow now gets more viewers than tarik when KC is playing

yes, sen qualify for tokyo in a win over c9 where he goes +21 over 3 maps

qualify as 3rd seed to Tokyo and bomb out with losses to DRX and FUT, then finished 7th-8th at Champs after an impressive groups run but losing to EDG and Liquid back to back

I recieved reports from another time traveller that WRONSKI makes it to Masters 2 in 2024

I mean wronski was playing rn? its a lan

11

s0m has a few standout performances but his impact is shown more through NRG's teamwork and cohesion rather than flashy individual plays. He recieves the platchat award for most underrated player at the end of the year

every future ive travelled to it has not been good to be a c9 fan

KOI fail to accomplish anything in the regular season but have a strong showing at LCQ, placing 3rd behind Heretics and Liquid

Forgot to answer Talon, they fail to make playoffs for Pacific and have a weak showing at LCQ

Heretics finish 7th in the regular season with wins over KOI and BBL, and go on a major run at LCQ where keloqz and mixwell are both in form. They lose in a grueling 5 maps series to liquid where sayf and keloqz both drop 100+ kills over 5 maps

RRQ released their entire roster at the end of the season and now nobody is sure whats going to happen

Fnatic win Tokyo to be the first back to back winners and then bomb out of groups at Champs with back to back losses to C9 and Giants

Navi finish top 4 at Tokyo after a lower bracket run that gets cut short by EDG, and then finish top 3 at Champs after losing to DRX in the lower final.

Neither team is reported to be making roster moves

T1 finish 4th at champs

MIBR go 1-8 in their first split and bomb out of LCQ, rumors circulate they are trying to pick up the DSG roster but with heat in place of yay

Union qualify for Ascension as the #1 BR seed and take a surprise match off of G2, but lose against M80 and in their rematch against G2

LOUD finish the regular season in 2nd place behind Furia and finish 5th-6th at champs

Squeak into pacific playoffs but bomb out, then finish 4th at Pacific LCQ. Sugarz3ro and TENNN both enter free agency

yes and he fucking farms

100T bomb out of NA playoffs and lose to C9 in LCQ finals. Nadeshot has subbed himself in for bang during the offseason

GENG make it to tokyo and champs but bomb out of groups in both
PRX fail to make it to any international tournaments, and put all their players (including something) up for free agency, except for d4v41

7. zombs

1) Bomb out of playoffs for Tokyo, lose to C9 in Finals of LCQ
2) Fall short in Ascension, players get poached for Furia and Loud academy teams (which were allowed at the end of 2023)
3) disappeared
4) NA: M80, EMEA: Parla, PACIFIC: Bleed
5) LOUD, Furia, NRG, Sentinels, Navi, Fnatic, Giants, Futbolist, DRX, Geng, T1, PRX, EDG, FPX, KONE, Totoro (Masters tokyo was expanded to 16 teams since it ws the only masters event of the year. However only the top 12 teams qualify straight to champions, with the bottom 4 being sent to each region's LCQ. China set up its own LCQ)
6) 100T Nadeshot
7) Close tie between runi, monyet, crashies, and qw1

1) disappeared
2) n4rrate poached by TSM after seven steps down
3) V1 placed 2nd at the GC World Championship behind MXM (CLG red team that recieved a full contract from Moist after they got dropped), they plan to compete in Challengers next year

Brax has returned to CS2
Stewie would have a brief stint with OR as a 6th man that got some play time, but ultimately returned to content

yes but it was close and the common consensus was it was a gigabanger battle of the bums

o shit... im startinng to think... he's really not a time traveller :OO

I thought top 2 regular season still had to win a match to get to tokyo

message#95: LOUD, Furia, NRG, Sentinels, Navi, Fnatic, Giants, Futbolist, DRX, Geng, T1, PRX, EDG, FPX, KONE, Totoro (Masters tokyo was expanded to 16 teams since it ws the only masters event of the year. However only the top 12 teams qualify straight to champions, with the bottom 4 being sent to each region's LCQ. China set up its own LCQ)

FNATIC fans are still up in arms

Bro wants to know everything 💀

GENG make it to Tokyo and Champs, but bomb out of groups at both.
Bleed win Pacific Ascension
OGS, Dplus, and Gwangju all fall short to On Sla2ers in playoffs, who goes to the Ascension tournament

🐔

no, but only because Navi play very well together as a team and there was no instance through 2023 where cned had to carry

he returns as a streamer in October 2023, but was released from Sentinels entirely following what was described as a "mutual dissolution"

Guard's roster is currently all FA except for Trent, who is rumored to be going to Liquid as an import. They are looking to stay together but it is appearing increasingly unlikely

c9, 100T finish 2nd

Foxy9 has a very poor performance in Tokyo and was on the bench for the group stage of Champions. However he reached form in Champions playoffs and is largely responsibly for their deep run at Champs where they finished 2nd to Furia

no

elon musk disabled twitter polls in july, but the common consensus for most improved player was skrossi, who is now the consistent star jett player for GE

skrossi reached peak form towards the end of the season and in LCQ, and as a result has brought a lot more attention to the SA scene in general.

here are the winning numbers for the next 5 days

093641445904
972537115203
886475192134
754565428906
446056396589

messages #134 and #135 (he hits form and is now regarded as one of the top jett players in Pacific, up there with meteor, buzz, foxy9, something, and f0rsaken)

EDG finish 2nd at Tokyo to Fnatic and 5th-6th at champs. they are still regarded as chinas best team

Tenz tweeted after champions that DRX were the first team to 24-0 them, and that Foxy9 is the future of valorant

You a sentinels fan you got a lot to worry about u bot

Bro made an alt to say that

Yes because everything ive said thus far has been corrext and true

Could be a different timeline but all good

December 8th, 2026

NRG 3rd at Tokyo, 4th at champs

Americas: KRU beating Leviatan
EMEA: Kcorp winning 5 rounds against Fnatic
Pacific: GE beat PRX 2-0 at LCQ upper semis

DRX finish 5th-6th at Tokyo, and 2nd at Champions

no there is a roster lock until after champs

Squeak into playoffs with a 3-2 record, lose in upper quarters to DSG, then in LR3 to Guard

Yeah but im a real time traveler and Bikini Bottom Pratahouse will get put into americas league after they kick out evil goobers and then Bikini bottom Pratahouse will continue to win every event in the 2024 season

I was spot on with the geddes downfall and sen financial stuff tho (a broken clock is right twice a day)