Only americans could make something as shit as fox news

ofc not lol

I mean not full moan but some heavy breathing yeah,
if you watch any for woman porn they are never just silent

rip bozo

how the fuck you get banned?

rip replied to the wrong one

Me and one of my mates are arguing about this and need to be vindicated

He's saying silence in bed is best, like he doesn't want to make any noise like a fucking serial killer

I'm saying obviously don't scream like a gorilla but give her some noise to let her know shes doing a good job or not

Am I stupid?

It's a saying about greek tragedies but I see what your saying

I thought was just your at school alt, this the new main lol

I pray that he just appears on a team when they play their first game, it would be cool as shit

but damn seems unlikely he's joined a team because it would've been leaked

Yeah it is hard to not miss old friends aye

He's been inactive around the same time his pfp on discord became his new gf,
so sad to see a hero go.

There doesn't seem to be any news of it, I assume he's still playing

lol, why you lying, your 17 at most

what else are they suppose to look at? The americas league hasn't started yet

Someones gotta pick up the slack after all the baiters are getting banned

I see 'simple as' everywhere now, and it's suppose to be a british thing
but brother I have never heard a british person say is before this year and NZ has been using it for over a decade

Other nations always stealing

https://twitter.com/GeorgeCGed/status/1637853321196183557/photo/1

Damn bros, he's annoying but what are we gonna do without our lolcow? He was unironically such a good part of the community even if he didn't mean to

Hopefully he finds something

What do we do if C9 actually ends up being the best team in Americas now?

Surely that wouldn't happen though right?

oh no, anyway

D:

bro there is nothing like a sheep colon in the morning you know what I'm saying

Crazy you gonna edit it like that, shameless

Lets see what country the christchurch shooter was from aye?

Imagine you being a vlr mod, it was a inside job all along

People that aren't clever enough to do say something funny just use 🗿

Since 🗿 itself is the joke, they don't have to be original, clever, or risk making a joke that nobody likes

Now respond with something cringe and type 🗿 like the bots you are

People that aren't clever enough to do say something funny just use 🗿

Since 🗿 itself is the joke, they don't have to be original, clever, or risk making a joke that nobody likes

They are huge though, and how would you hurt it with your bare hands? they would be so tough

Pavolva:

In its relaunched online edition, the OED says the first recorded pavlova recipe appeared in New Zealand in 1927.
"I can find at least 21 pavlova recipes in New Zealand cookbooks by 1940, which was the year the first Australian ones appeared," the author of The Pavlova Story told the Daily Telegraph.

Accent:
We fixed the british accent, you kept the degenerate form

New zealand cities are above aus cities for most livable:
https://mobilityexchange.mercer.com/Insights/quality-of-living-rankings
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/20/these-cities-offer-the-best-quality-of-life-deutsche-bank-says.html

Our wilderness is the best in the world, beautiful mountains and hills, and valleys, snow, just a few kilometers from a sunny beach, or thick bush.

Everything good aus has like the flag comes from a kiwi

If your so confident about aus being better lets ask our native populations aye?

That makes more sense, stealing flags on VLR just like how australia's flag was stolen from NZ

Australia's flag was designed a kiwi
Pavlova was made by a kiwi and stolen by aussies
Even your accent and slang always originates from NZ

It's okay lil bro, keep trying and one day your country will be as advanced and NZ

You are smoking, have you ever seen a grown kangaroo?

They kick you with their claws and you die instantly

nah bro, in her home environment she'd has a gun, I don't think anyone wins that

Vietnam

1v1 with no prep, on their home environment?

I could take up to a goat I think, humans just ain't built for fighting like that

damn I miss APAC_jimmy

If they use moai, it's an instant tell they are dogshit, good baiters don't need crutches

Not with a player

Shazam is the best player in valorant, we would be lost without his streams

From my understanding it wasn't with a player so it's not necessarily a position of power

Actually looks interesting, I'll try it thanks

yeah that's on purpose though, that's not mod abuse

Only 14?
I wasn't good enough to use all 50 on :(

Yeah, G2ShahZaM should be perma banned unironically, upfrag bots are cringe

nvm here it is
https://twitter.com/takigare3/status/1637268247006572545

nah hanpipe, I think VLR just hasn't updated it

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https://www.reddit.com/r/ValorantCompetitive/comments/11vmwq6/big_scandal_in_japanese_valorant_scene/

I wonder what his age is though? If he's not older then 20 and it was consensual then I think it's w/e

Edit: to clarify it seems it seems it was before he was a coach and the sex wasn't with a player

I didn't know there was upvote bots on VLR, or much does it cost?

but how will this thread survive without you or your alt's incredible input?

Not to meatride the mods to hard but I genuinely don't know how you get 0 star-ed or banned without doing something on purpose to get banned?

What has people gotten 0 star-ed or banned for that you don't think was fair by the mods?

Edit: You see all the people with 0 stars in this thread, they are perfect example of deserved bans

0 stars is a instant turn off, sorry :(

thank the lord