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How old are you there ?

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#1
GroKayou

I discovered that our great Cryoglazer was still in highschool ? Is everyone there still young like that ? or are you an unc ?

Answer the question, I'm starting to feel old guys.

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ihateverythinggg
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how old are you?

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GroKayou
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23 btw

#6
ihateverythinggg
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you are young

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GroKayou
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thank god I am but I really want to know if people here are younger or older

#53
ILikeEsports
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hes lying

#13
LugiaVLR
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holy expired 🙏🏻

#19
tua
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23 holy unc 🙏🙏 holy taxes and responsibilities 🙏🙏

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GroKayou
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still a student, I might be lucky for now

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Anchorxz
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unc

#4
confirmed
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my kids sent me to a care home

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DSBY
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sorry dad, i just dont wanna change your diapers

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confirmed
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ur disowned s0n

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DSBY
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tell the nurse that when she wipes ur bum

#21
confirmed
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why cant u be more like ur sisters!!

#24
DSBY
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YOU WANT ME TO BE LIKE MY SISTERS?

IS THAT WHY YOU GAVE ME A SKIRT FOR CHRISTMAS???

#28
confirmed
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cutting off ur allowance u need to learn to grow up get out of my basement

#31
DSBY
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But dad.. i need your wifi for VLR, Reddit & 4chan..

#87
GroKayou
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Holy improvisation, when will be the netflix adaptation ?

#88
DSBY
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santiago finals

#5
ihateverythinggg
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And anyone with 2 braincells would have figured out Cry0glaz0r is still a kid

#20
GroKayou
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I might just have one then, imagine getting a master degree with that bro...

#41
vibemerchant_25
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I think most of us in science are overworking our one brain cell as it is T-T

#52
asunaluvr
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wtf???

#58
passosfp
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you in highschool bro?

#64
asunaluvr
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yes

#7
Raize1
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22 and I feel old

#25
GroKayou
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Looks like I'm not the only one

#103
Good_ping_Bad_aim
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it's alr man... i'm almost at the married stage

#33
asunaluvr
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unc

#8
Pusakabo0
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אין סיכוי שכולם כאן כל כך צעירים בני כמה אתם

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Raize1
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english please

#95
Lordsalih
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thanks for sharpness 5 twin

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Reznor
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jackharrison8547
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PP12123213123
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#23
Pusakabo0
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מותק, את צעירה מדי, בבקשה, אם זה אמיתי, תעזבי את האתר מיד.

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PP12123213123
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בסדר אבא

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9wntr
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17

#72
iheartwinter
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17wntr

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tua
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17

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bl4z31ng
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18

#29
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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I was 7 when I first was on vlr
I'm now 4, I came back to remember my childhood ❤️

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r3rase
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18

#32
senyagi
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67

#34
asunaluvr
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Cwyoglazer mentioned 🤭🥹

#44
twigster001
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hey i think you misspelled your name

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satellite_kov
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please tell me ur in the last year of high school i dont wanna be older than you

#63
asunaluvr
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second last year

#71
satellite_kov
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so ur like 17 thank fug auntie

#75
asunaluvr
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are u 16?

#76
satellite_kov
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yup
i may be in last year but like the school system in aus is weird half the people in my year turn 18 the other half turn 17

#77
asunaluvr
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tiny

#78
satellite_kov
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i dont wanna hear it u have to more school than me because n0rway

#79
asunaluvr
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more school = more smart
dummy

#80
satellite_kov
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no it doesnt im rly smart oml

#93
Clucker
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Lets be fr ts dont apply to u

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pommebleue
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37

#84
GroKayou
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On est pas ensemble en sah

#97
Lordsalih
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ouahh le fossile

#36
Livvie
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16 ^^

#45
twigster001
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same

#118
GroKayou
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you guys are young wth ? The only difference is that one of you 2 can drive a car legally

#123
twigster001
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i'm getting my license in april

#128
GroKayou
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let's goooo You'll get the girls when you'll come to school in a car trust me

#170
Livvie
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cars are scary ngl

#168
Cairozin
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Damn, I might be the youngest here at 15

#37
Wolfed
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18

#38
OceanB
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18

#39
HammerDJ
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25

Prime unc status

#49
9wntr
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how was it like watching 2021 acend unc

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HammerDJ
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honestly, I didn't understand jackshit.. I was literally iron-bronze and would just get hyped over kills and always root for the team currently losing lol

to put things into context, I'd never played a competitive FPS before and had an eDPI well over 1600 (which wasn't much of an issue in singleplayer games).. I played Valo on my laptop, quite literally, with my ass Amazon Basics wireless mouse on the free space next to the trackpad - no mousepad lol.. the kind of player who looks at lurks and is like "oh my god, this guy isn't even taking any fights, he's just hiding" - I didn't even understand the concept of a save or even how the guns worked lol - I'd just buy a spectre every round because I thought it was the "strongest gun for cheap" because I'd get 1-2 kills with it lol

so yeah, it must've been fun for people who actually understood what was going on lol

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iheartwinter
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allat
wrap it up unc

#110
9wntr
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dam
sounds fun
cus i buy the time i began watching val i had already been watching OWL for a while
so i knew fps basics
(still didnt know how tac fps rlly played)

#70
propredicter
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damn i feel you brochako

#40
gambusia1302
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23

#42
madaTHEdada
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is 21 considered unc ??
lemme know plssssss

#55
HammerDJ
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I think you're like an unc-in-training.. unc status is 25+ imo

#61
madaTHEdada
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im not 21 as of now, ill be 21 in few months so i got 4.5 smthg years ig

#57
satellite_kov
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unc doesnt exist people is people we all die in a menial amount of time anyway

#62
madaTHEdada
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which book r u reading rn lmao

#69
satellite_kov
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wdym
well im reading to sleep in a sea of stars rn but why does that matter

#43
hinahinaa
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25 xd

#47
HammerDJ
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hello fellow unc :D

#143
hinahinaa
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i'm not an unc, but u can call me auntie x) hello!

#46
Cephalopod
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I have been around for 5000 years.

I have seen the rise of humanity; I bore witness to the earliest hominids rising in the cradle of mankind, spreading their influence from Africa to every continent on Earth across the millennia. I bore witness to the birth and death of entire civilizations, the most glamorous constructions that labor could forge, but also the blood that could be spilled by those same, assiduous hands.

I bore witness to the gospel of Jesus; I bore witness to the pilgrimage the Prophet Muhammad (Pbuh) and his followers took from Mecca to Medina; I bore witness to the enlightenment of Siddhartha Gautama. I bore witness to the rise of these religions, and the days these scriptures came from thought, to pen, to paper, to scripture.

I bore witness to the fuckass birth of valorant and now I want lemonade and soda and ice cream and to sing sea shanty and smile

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HammerDJ
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this broski bored witnessed fr

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luxdotkom
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24

#51
Torro13
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18 and 2 month

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passosfp
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19

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BabyWizard
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24

#65
AnakinPodracer
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27, starting watching Esports during the starcraft 2 era which half the people here don't know is a game. Been to 2 MLG events if anyone remembers those.

#83
GroKayou
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Naaaaaah Blizzard downfall killed starcraft esports (and every other competition from their other games)

#89
AnakinPodracer
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I was gonna say blizzard has struck gold so many times and just decides to implode and destroy everything, I loved playing and watching OWL when it first started but the direction they took the game completely destroyed it.

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GroKayou
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TBF I think that it's mostly Activison's fault because of Kotick's policy and all that stuff. Overwatch league was peak when I was watching Carpe and Diem against each other this was nuts and then came OW 2... Terrible update, hopefully they'll start to make it good from now

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GambleNats
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friend introduced me to sc

got zurg rushed first time ive ever played, never built my pylons in peace again

#173
AnakinPodracer
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Haha zerg rush when you first start playing feels like the most OP strategy ever, I played protoss as well so I understand that.

#66
Bernazoka
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I'm a fresh 18 year old

#67
FerrariFrog
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ummmm

#68
eszett
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23

#73
SudokuDude
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Unc

#85
GroKayou
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Maybe I am

#133
SudokuDude
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I meant myself.

#137
GroKayou
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Maybe we are then

#81
BAN_ANIME
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25... its so over for me

#82
pmoTS
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IM 31 JUST LOVE TO RAGEBAIT

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SPR1NG
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Im 18

#91
foythvlr
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23

#92
laaft
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24 like kobe (we dont support him over here though)

#124
twigster001
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we don't support him over here though

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Lordsalih
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17, 18 soon

#101
1d
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19

#105
GambleNats
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18 this year

#108
Justsomebum
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majority on this site are teens, it's pretty obvious from the braindead takes or jst their general way of speaking

u think any grown ahh man/woman likes going meow :3 and glazing botsuna or b0rlin all day?

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tua
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Ok unc

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GroKayou
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Meow :3

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BabyWizard
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Meow :3

#111
FusionLULW
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17 turning 18 grade 12 aswell...

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mondely
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new bating tip: when u get into an argument with someone younger than u who replied in this thread, just say u know better cuz u are older

#115
GroKayou
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I could do that but I'm not a jerk, I accept my unc status because soon we're all gonna be the unc of someone

#119
mondely
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it’s not that serious. it’s just meant as a way to bait people.

#120
GroKayou
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Could work as a bait ofc but why bait tho ?

#121
mondely
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we on vlr broski. ragebait is funny here, everyone does it. It’s not meant to be a personal attack though, just good fun.

#126
GroKayou
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true, I think I'm not funny enough to do it, that's all

#116
Anchorxz
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highschooler

#117
Nollihd07
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23

#122
ANHTU
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i'll be 20 in the next 5 days..

#125
mondely
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might be official unc status bro

#127
GroKayou
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you'll be there in less than a year bro

#129
mondely
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will be, not now

#134
GroKayou
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Hey, I'm older, I know better lil bro

#135
mondely
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:(

#138
GroKayou
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you taught me that I'm sorry mate

#139
mondely
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you used my own spells against me

#141
GroKayou
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sounds a lot like a thing Anakin would say you know like "you turned her against me" type of thing (you weren't even born when Star Wars 3 came out but I hope you watched it anyway)

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senyagi
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omg we share birthday twin

#144
ANHTU
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Your birthday is March 10th too :D?

#147
senyagi
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nvm it is march 9

#150
ANHTU
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oh okay:(

#130
babushka_boii95
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damn everyone unc on this site Im 17

#136
GroKayou
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you can't even drive a car lil bro

#140
babushka_boii95
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I got a provisional drivers license Ill be okay when im 18😸

#142
GroKayou
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Then you'll be unc

#158
Clucker
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Ive been driving since 16 lil vro

#145
Opleiksii
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  1. im unc
#146
seofps
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19 year year college

#148
Bacongoodness_
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ripe old age of 67

#149
senyagi
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w 1st post

#151
poggpigg
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12

#152
FrenchToast
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27!

#154
poggpigg
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27 factorial?

how are you alive twin

#169
Kezess
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ouch I'm 26

#153
TwoPercentSkimm
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21

#155
Akhmyed
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stop calling 20+ something year-old ppl "unc" it feels weird we're literally young and still discovering life
dont make us feel like p0d0s

#157
tua
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Unc

#164
senyagi
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ikr 20 is young

#156
n1cf
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32

#159
Clucker
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Holy unc, go get a job lmao.
Buds double my age lmao

#162
n1cf
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hey, everyone got their own pace in life man you gotta respect it

#163
Clucker
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U still should get a job

#165
n1cf
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I'm trying

#166
Clucker
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Nice

#161
poggpigg
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DAYUM

#167
tessasz
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christ

#160
Yistyy
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Hi! I'm twenty years old.

#171
king_bob
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49 but mentally 12 :3

#176
GroKayou
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The greatest King of all

#172
JonahPork
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I’m 20

#174
Gen2341
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brother im 13.....

#175
GroKayou
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that's explaining the sen flair

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