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Subreezy

you guys have to be embarassed by how close that was, right? like, baiting aside, that was HORRENDOUS. I know TL isn't your best team, but this is at least your 2nd best team losing to EDG, a very inexperienced team in comparison to all of the players on TL's roster. there's nothing to celebrate here.

hopefully you'll realize how depressing this is when LOUD plays EDG in lowers. i'm predicting a 2-0 LOUD

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2-1 for EDG sadly

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You are so humble you decided to give loud a map, W

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oh my god ur such a loser

probably one of the remaining few people who care about this region battle shit on this site

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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible??

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At least post the full one lil bro i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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Subreezy

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yeah but i like the shortened version cause people get upset if i fill up their screen with text

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asdfgh

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crazy that ur getting down voted for this

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Lubreezy Alts lmfao

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asdfgh

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have to be,like are people proud to be emotionally invested in land areas competing in a video game, its so braindead if you think about it

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ColdWKey

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funniest part is i think this Subreezy guy made a Discord cause he was annoyed at baiters 😂

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Cresp

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Yeah he did

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Congo1

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Edg clears all your teams lmao.

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Subreezy

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what happened to you congo? you've fallen since the GC post. come back to the light side

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Why are you waffling about EMEA's first seed when Americas first seed got destroyed today and we're talking about 13-11 then NRG won against T1 with a 13-11 lol

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Subreezy

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EG had experience against LOUD and EG is one of the best anti-strat teams in the world

only way for an Americas team to lose is to another Americas team kkkkkkkkkkkk

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hell_on_earth

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loud had experience against eg and looked lost? it goes both ways? imagine losing to sova on fracture and never expecting someone tower kekw

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SOVA ON FRACTURE IS THE BEST FRACTURE IN THE WORLD LIL BRO

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hell_on_earth

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only because teams like loud do shit prep against it. but actually though louds fracture was shambolic. ascent felt closer but they had literally no good executes on fracture

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Bro their fracture lived through getting picked 7/8 games in groupstage and the only team that beat them was loud with a completely new comp. Nrg a notoriously prep-heavy team is literally banning it against them but alr.

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hell_on_earth

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nrg ban it because its their best map and nrg like the chads they are have no perma.

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Cresp

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Keep hatin fr watch liquid get destroyed against eg fracture next up.

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hell_on_earth

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oh for sure but liquid are a worse team than loud?

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Cresp

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But whats ur real take then? Is there a better fracture team itw than EG, maybe prx but idk.

continue thread →

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mrGoudas

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Rare cresp w

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Bro Loud literally lost to FNC in lock in what r u saying? And lets not even talk abt big teams like SEN and 100T performance on any stage. TL is my fav team but Im not from EU and I watch all the leagues. Americas league overall is not the best region bro I'm sorry for ur delusion

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Cresp

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T1 wouldve destroyed Navi lil bro

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mrGoudas

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Common cresp L shao owns them

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Cresp

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Tweak of the week shao can hard carry and he still loses to edg.

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mrGoudas

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Doombros overcooking roles not putting zyppan on raze, zyppan and shao 2v5 edg sadly

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since_beta

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How do you counter a team like EDG bru, EDG have tons of vods of TL, How many does TL have EDG stratting against T1 teams.

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kanyeast

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kk will diff aspas, bro is easily top 5 duelist idgaf what everyone says

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Waking_W

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i think sadhak picks bind and chamber difss kk, i may be delusional tho

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urBoobs

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and in the end emea will get an extra slot for champions
sad truth
emea teams always start shit, then they own tourneys

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asdfgh

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ur such a loser bro with respect really do some self reflection like just think about what ur doing

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vitzsu

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fr i mean 13-11 winning both pistols and a bonus is wild

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asdfgh

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but why should anyone be embarassed because a team in a valorant tournament had a tough match and won,cringe bait

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vitzsu

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you clearly missed the point. liquid is emea’s first seed and yet was almost beaten by a team that never made playoffs, has little international experience and cant even scrim tier 1 teams constantly. shits embarrassing

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asdfgh

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no i didnt,i asked why should anyone be embarassed

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he clearly missed the point. LOUD is America's first seed and yet was almost beaten by a team that has a collegiate player, and the team has little international experience and cant even make playoffs without praying for mibr to beat 100T. shits embarrassing

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you clearly missed the point. liquid is emea’s first seed and yet was almost beaten by a team that never made playoffs, has little international experience and cant even scrim tier 1 teams constantly. shits embarrassing

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Good job tuyz

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aspect1

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It will be very embarrassing for u when loud gets send home by edg

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hell_on_earth

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they can and do literally scrim t1 apac teams? whats it with vlr users and their knowledge of geography

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vitzsu

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apac is mid as fuck though? PRX and DRX are the only good teams there

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hell_on_earth

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most t1 teams in other regions dont even scrim other t1 teams while tourneys are going on lel edg can scrim prx and drx while lulquid had to scrim apeks and acend

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aspect1

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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Okoretro

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Losing 13-5 to EG is wild

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hell_on_earth

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"this is at least your 2nd best team losing to EDG" tell me how the eg vs edg game goes in this alternate universe of yours subreezy

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vitzsu

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EG 26-0s tbh and if you disagree that it would be a stomp than you lack understanding of the fundamentals

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zzzzzz

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w0rstedkeN

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isn't it the same as the case of NRG 13 - 11 T1, the NRG fans are also happy like lulquid fans now

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aspect1

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bruh i know its embarrassing to be from NA but stop projecting

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hanafuuji

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who cares bro, you act like EDG is shit lmao, if EDG won against T1 in groups they are 100% beating NRG

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rumbledink

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Go get some sleep before school little buddy, your braindead ass is gonna need it

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s0ber

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why EDG downplay here?

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you talk like EDG isn't a good team, did you watch them last event in Istanbul?

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Kirya

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EDG is actually a good team
You'll take your words back after they shit on loud and then own the event

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dapada

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EDG, a very inexperienced team

Oh man,
If EDG beat LOUD in the lower bracket, it would be funny as hell

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dapada

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HAHAHAHA CALLED IT
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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hekzy

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i saw a very good EDG team today. They were hella impressive, unlike in their game against NaVi (where it seemed like NaVi was choking full-time, making questionable mistakes), they made very few mistakes.

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hanafuuji

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just won against #1 seed from your region kkkkkk

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Subreezy

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hell_on_earth, why do you repost my threads when you haven't responded to my original thread calling out your hypocrisy?
sounds like you only talk shit when you're up, pussy?
https://www.vlr.gg/226256/vlr-users-apologize-now

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hell_on_earth

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make your threads less funny so i wouldnt repost them. also i thought lulquid would be emea third seed but they overperformed kekw

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funny how you shit talked when you were up as well...

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dapada

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AHAHAHAHAHAH clown

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HAH.

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Mcdonalds playplace asylum

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6vine

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kkkkkkkk dog

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Subreezy most delusional Americas fan ever... LMAO where are you now? no barking anymore?

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Subreezy

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tbh i didnt even watch the loud EDG game, can't talk shit when i haven't watched it

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ax0788

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for sure buddy...

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hell_on_earth

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apologize to both chadgar and kk now

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Subreezy

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redgar still mid
kangkang is a good player, when did i say he wasn't

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sentinelmain377

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when u thought his team was shit and undervalued TL cuz of it

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you got shit on man accept it

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Subreezy

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i didn't see the game, i can't talk shit when i haven't watched the game

he said "no barking anymore?"
unlike most vlr people, i base my shit off facts rather than feelings

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and the facts are americas is shit

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hell_on_earth

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facts like it being embarrassing for a top team from a region to lose to an inexperienced chinese team?

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Subreezy

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i'm currently watching the game to figure out if loud had 0 strats and fell off or if kangkang and nobody had a life game

you seem to be ignoring what i say so imma stop interacting now. bye!

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hell_on_earth

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im literally only basing my argument on your words. i dont think its embarrassing to lose to edg kk life game or not. you think so.

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ax0788

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nice excuse "I didn't watch the game yet, as long as I don't admit I watched 3x on repeat, surely I win the argument right? I am so smart".
This weaker than the old school "dog ate my homework".

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Subreezy

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i mean i can have my friends vouch for me? idk what you want from me. it's not even an excuse it's an explanation as to why i'm not "barking"

i haven't watched the game yet so i'm watching it right now

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ax0788

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eh nvm then. I believe you.

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nice prediction, it is EDG 2-0 LOUD

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W prediction, it was a 2-0
I thought it would be a 2-1

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🤣🤣

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Extremely common subreezy L

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You are the most insufferable user on this site. The others who do garbage bait, at least it's understandable for them. You just sound like a sensitive obese twitter user