I saw some guy try and do this but i disagreed with it. this is the TRUE roster.

our duelist and star player will be meyournightmare, a talented aimer that has ABSOLUTELY NO BRAIN, perfect for a star player.
so we now have a star player. so we need an amazing supporting player and for that role i choose LucK_. Luck seems like an amazing controller player, the sort that mains astra. with his GIGA brain LucK has a 91% Clutch rate.
We now have LucK and meyournightmare. what roles next? maybe a flex player! our options for a flex player is someone with an ego but the skills to back it up. and for this role I have selected Number_1_ScreaM_fan. i know i know, he's a baiter. but that EXACTLY what we want for an amazing flex player.
3/5 Done, who's next? Sentinel player yes! this sentinel player has to be the backbone of the team, the IGL.
our IGL obviously has to be the greatest VLR user, archetype.
and finally.......... our initiator main......... will be....... JIM JAM!

Organisation

CEO: dexter

Head of global gaming/Supernova king of valorant: enri

Socials manager: nutab1e

Human Resources: kbkdark

Water boy: Netero
Cook: SilentCypher
Sous Chef: Kindler
Interior Decorator: Shushi_
PROFFESIONAL SHIT TALKING HEAD: snoozna

Content Creators:
s0v4k
number1_MIBR_hater
Subreezy

VALORANT team

Jimjam
LucK_
meyournightmare
number_1_ScreaM_fan
archetype

coach: TS_ChedZ
assistant coach: equinoxyy

Analysts:
Monkey_D_Luffy
Number_1_100T_fan

Subs:
Primion
DeathclawsXD

Manager:
minte

Fortnite

Asphyxia

Halo Infinite

nutab1le
babysasuke
NG1S
vineyard

COC

Nollihd

League Of Legends

KillFeed
FlyingDoggoWoweeClap3
Shownu
Gutssz
X_ae_A_12

Welcome to the era of "tu stultus es" eSports

and no, that's not what TS stands for, it's latin for "you are stupid"

You Forget About Me Mr. President

You Forget About Me

Tanmayyy [#3]

You Forget About Me Mr. President

analyst vibes

Chinea

can ឵឵I ឵឵sign ឵឵up ឵឵for ឵឵analyst

can i come in coach? i can bark

common TS_chedZ W
my president 🧎‍♂️

I'm the org CEO

backoxyxd 's roster already champs : )

BackoxyXD [#11]

backoxyxd 's roster already champs : )

Lol they can't win a single match against T3 Team. Your Roster is too bad. Stop lying

number1_100T_fan [#7]

can ឵឵I ឵឵sign ឵឵up ឵឵for ឵឵analyst

ofc

meyournightmare [#9]

common TS_chedZ W
my president 🧎‍♂️

our president KKona

equinoxyy [#8]

can i come in coach? i can bark

if you bark you can be assistant coach, so bark for me.

TS_ChedZ [#15]

if you bark you can be assistant coach, so bark for me.

WOOOF WOOF meow

TS_ChedZ [#5]

analyst vibes

Xièxiè

Primion [#4]

You Forget About Me

Sub

I’ll be PR manager/socials thanks

minte [#19]

I’ll be PR manager/socials thanks

Manager ofc you can be! ^ - ^

#freejimjam

equinoxyy [#16]

WOOOF WOOF meow

:)

TS_ChedZ [#22]

:)

how do u know that im actually an ex coach chedz? chedz knows everything wtf

TS_ChedZ [#18]

Sub

Xièxiè

I will 1v6 this team

equinoxyy [#23]

how do u know that im actually an ex coach chedz? chedz knows everything wtf

hmm

Can i be water boy

Netero [#27]

Can i be water boy

ofc you can qt

TS_ChedZ [#26]

hmm

should i link my cv sir?

YESSSIRRRRR

jimjam789 [#30]

YESSSIRRRRR

YESSIRRRR

I can be socials manager
my previous employer will vouch

reply from FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2
WORST ORDER FANS :
1.Faraday
2.TSChedZ
3.Luck

as you can see I was certified by FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2 to be 1st on ORDER fans, even above that TSchedz fella!

WOW! This roster will surely win 100000 tournaments

equinoxyy [#29]

should i link my cv sir?

What teams have you coached for?

Subreezy [#33]

WOW! This roster will surely win 100000 tournaments

Truely non-delusional

TS_ChedZ [#34]

What teams have you coached for?

Ladies team, that should be enough right?
ez number 1 team in the world, easily winning major

https://www.vlr.gg/player/23623/equinox

HELLO, Coach, TS_ChedZ! tysm for signing me and i promise that i will drop 40 every game and live up to my 90% clutch winrate!! #TuStultusEsWIn!

Faraday [#32]

I can be socials manager
my previous employer will vouch

reply from FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2
WORST ORDER FANS :
1.Faraday
2.TSChedZ
3.Luck

as you can see I was certified by FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2 to be 1st on ORDER fans, even above that TSchedz fella!

Yeah, but ur from new zealand. jkjk ofc, ur in

TS_ChedZ [#38]

Yeah, but ur from new zealand. jkjk ofc, ur in

LETSS GOO

Subreezy [#33]

WOW! This roster will surely win 100000 tournaments

i solo whole cloud9.c9 academy and c9 gc

Faraday [#32]

I can be socials manager
my previous employer will vouch

reply from FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2
WORST ORDER FANS :
1.Faraday
2.TSChedZ
3.Luck

as you can see I was certified by FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2 to be 1st on ORDER fans, even above that TSchedz fella!

well at least i am not THE worst lmao

Where me

deathlyclaws [#42]

Where me

wdym? Ur right there!

TS_ChedZ [#35]

Truely non-delusional

my apologies, i had poor internet. the message should be updated accordingly

TS_ChedZ [#43]

wdym? Ur right there!

Make me head of global gaming

noob team

deathlyclaws [#45]

Make me head of global gaming

no

TS_ChedZ [#47]

no

Please

NG1nS [#46]

noob team

Keyd Stars flair?

TS_ChedZ [#49]

Keyd Stars flair?

number 1 VK FAN BABY

NG1nS [#46]

noob team

this team>>>>bronzil

NG1nS [#50]

number 1 VK FAN BABY

number 2 actually, behind mr TrembolonaRAGE

meyournightmare [#51]

this team>>>>bronzil

YESSSS w team we would beat sentinels 26-0

Luck_ [#53]

YESSSS w team we would beat sentinels 26-0

sentinels washed
26-0 PRX and OPTIC

do you guys think we could beat ORDER? very tough game, if we ever versed it would have to me in champions grand final because both ORDER and Tu Stultus Es are world class teams and both deserve to be world champions obv.

Good team
I can sub

meyournightmare [#54]

sentinels washed
26-0 PRX and OPTIC

easy. all flawless round as well.

Can I be a content creator in this prestigious organization? :D

Can I be on the Fortnite team. No cap I'm the best Fortnite player.

Asphyxia [#59]

Can I be on the Fortnite team. No cap I'm the best Fortnite player.

SURE THING!

what about me?

TS_ChedZ_Fan3739363926393 [#61]

what about me?

lmao jkjk just decided to make an alt with an ORDER flair, i missed it

who?

Luck_ [#57]

easy. all flawless round as well.

i will yoru diff forsaken

meyournightmare [#64]

i will yoru diff forsaken

EASYYYYY. i will kayo/skye diff d4v41 i will go trent style 69/0 on him easyyyy

I don’t bait thou! 1 taps only!

Tanmayyy [#12]

Lol they can't win a single match against T3 Team. Your Roster is too bad. Stop lying

cry is free bbl_wtcn, babysasuke , BackoxyXD will destroy they

Luck_ [#65]

EASYYYYY. i will kayo/skye diff d4v41 i will go trent style 69/0 on him easyyyy

ez clap

TS_ChedZ_Fan3739363926393 [#61]

what about me?

AYO!

can i be the guy who does socials and stuff

I'm analyst too 🤔

edit: Thanks 😃

TS_ChedZ [#2]

Welcome to the era of "tu stultus es" eSports

and no, that's not what TS stands for, it's latin for "you are stupid"

Can i be head of global gaming?

TS_ChedZ [#2]

Welcome to the era of "tu stultus es" eSports

and no, that's not what TS stands for, it's latin for "you are stupid"

??

no way you don't put me on the halo roster

3 more people needed in the Halo Squad!

Head of global gaming - Supernova king of valorant

TS_ChedZ [#75]

3 more people needed in the Halo Squad!

babysasuke
NG1S
vineyard

we will win the next HCS major

enri [#76]

Head of global gaming - Supernova king of valorant

you have the job

nutab1e [#77]

babysasuke
NG1S
vineyard

we will win the next HCS major

I believe in IGL nutab1e

W

archetype [#80]

W

W USER

So u got your account back huh? hahaha
what did you do?

kbkdark [#81]

W USER

So u got your account back huh? hahaha
what did you do?

yeah, problem seemed to have fixed itself LOL i just tried again normally and it worked

archetype [#82]

yeah, problem seemed to have fixed itself LOL i just tried again normally and it worked

BRUH

LMFAO

:(

number1_MIBR_hater [#84]

:(

?

TS_ChedZ [#85]

?

why there isn't a spot for me

number1_MIBR_hater [#86]

why there isn't a spot for me

cause bronzil

number1_MIBR_hater [#86]

why there isn't a spot for me

uuuuh you can be a cc

Can I be on the orgs Tetris team?

Can i be on the orgs clash of clans team?

TS_ChedZ [#88]

uuuuh you can be a cc

can i give controversial opinions about some teams on my stream? (nothing offensive tho)

number1_MIBR_hater [#91]

can i give controversial opinions about some teams on my stream? (nothing offensive tho)

ofc! as long as you don't tell anyone to kill themselves! ^ - ^

Nollihd [#90]

Can i be on the orgs clash of clans team?

done

TS_ChedZ [#92]

ofc! as long as you don't tell anyone to kill themselves! ^ - ^

ok づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡

ayo you still need someone for socials?

simza [#95]

ayo you still need someone for socials?

Thats Faraday's job

TS_ChedZ [#96]

Thats Faraday's job

any other open positions?

simza [#97]

any other open positions?

You can be head of UTDH management

TS_ChedZ [#98]

You can be head of UTDH management

i have no idea what that is but sure lmao

simza [#99]

i have no idea what that is but sure lmao

It stands for "Under The Desk Help"

TS_ChedZ [#100]

It stands for "Under The Desk Help"

under the desk help kinda sounds like a p*rn plot

TS_ChedZ [#98]

You can be head of UTDH management

what about COO (Chief Operating Officer)?

Our halo team isn’t winning shit 💀

babysasuke [#103]

Our halo team isn’t winning shit 💀

But the clash of clans teams winning every major 😁

i can't cook

Yo fam, sign me up!

SilentCypher [#106]

Yo fam, sign me up!

Silent cyphe4 our cook 👍

Put Trembo on raze

Chirby [#108]

Put Trembo on raze

he plays sage tho

Trembo should be main duelist

any openings for pobg mobile?

OzyMeister [#111]

any openings for pobg mobile?

No but you can joke coc roster tho

Nollihd [#112]

No but you can joke coc roster tho

I rushed to TH9 as a kid took me ages to max that lmao

sumihiro [#109]

he plays sage tho

my bad hes not good on raze

OzyMeister [#113]

I rushed to TH9 as a kid took me ages to max that lmao

No worries i got you
I will farm enemy noobs with my max base everything 😎

Nollihd [#115]

No worries i got you
I will farm enemy noobs with my max base everything 😎

<3

babysasuke [#103]

Our halo team isn’t winning shit 💀

bro hop on we have scrims

sign me up as mental coach 😂

Get me in as the team s*x doll

UPDATE:

WE'RE GOING TO ASIA FRANCHISING!!!!

W org

Me as TFT player

kbkdark [#120]

UPDATE:

WE'RE GOING TO ASIA FRANCHISING!!!!

W org

ez for tu stultus

Can I try out for content creator?

Waterboy: Sushi

WinterZ20 [#123]

Can I try out for content creator?

Sorry

The number of candidates are already full, we're making a final apply test to define the last content creator
but we appreciate your apply

Sushi_ [#124]

Waterboy: Sushi

@TS_ChedZ you forgot to update him in the org

EDIT: mb, I forgot Netero was the choosen one
There's another role that you want to apply?

Sushi_ [#124]

Waterboy: Sushi

Reply updated

I'd like to apologize about my little mistake 😔

kbkdark [#127]

Reply updated

I'd like to apologize about my little mistake 😔

Interior decorator, since the teams will be living in a massive luxurious compound in the Caribbean.

Sushi_ [#128]

Interior decorator, since the teams will be living in a massive luxurious compound in the Caribbean.

vouch

Sushi_ [#128]

Interior decorator, since the teams will be living in a massive luxurious compound in the Caribbean.

Hmmm... sounds good to me

Lets wait @TS_ChedZ to know if you're g2g 😉

kbkdark [#130]

Hmmm... sounds good to me

Lets wait @TS_ChedZ to know if you're g2g 😉

Ty sir, ill make sure the compound is as luxurious and annoying to traverse as humanly possible, the cashapp compound will like like a mudhut in comparison

kbkdark [#125]

Sorry

The number of candidates are already full, we're making a final apply test to define the last content creator
but we appreciate your apply

Ah shit, that sux. Any other roles I could try out for? Maybe an expansion into MultiVersus?

WinterZ20 [#132]

Ah shit, that sux. Any other roles I could try out for? Maybe an expansion into MultiVersus?

atm we're not looking into MultiVersus scene... but any update about it, i'll contact u ✌🏻

I'll be the head of codm roster

where am i @

Me!

meyournightmare [#122]

ez for tu stultus

we're gonna own EDG 😎

I am better than your entire roster no cap.

Shownu [#138]

I am better than your entire roster no cap.

KEKW + Ratio

kbkdark [#139]

KEKW + Ratio

Ascendant 1 before I went Copenhagen playong 3 games a week

Ratio

add me for TFT

Gutssz [#142]

add me for TFT

We're not going to join TFT esports scene 😓

KillFeed [#134]

I'll be the head of codm roster

We're looking just for the non-mobile COD scene... If you have some interest, reply me soon as u can 😃

Include elons musk son

kbkdark [#137]

we're gonna own EDG 😎

😏

s1nek [#121]

Me as TFT player

#143

ratio

@TS_ChedZ Don't forget to make the changes 😃

kbkdark [#120]

UPDATE:

WE'RE GOING TO ASIA FRANCHISING!!!!

W org

W

kbkdark [#130]

Hmmm... sounds good to me

Lets wait @TS_ChedZ to know if you're g2g 😉

I'm fine with this, I'll add sushi now

kbkdark [#149]

@TS_ChedZ Don't forget to make the changes 😃

ofc!

lemme join as the 2nd water boy

Kezyyz [#153]

lemme join as the 2nd water boy

Sorry, we already have one and not looking for a 2nd waterboy 😔

I'll join as SMM

Can i become content creator? Mainly focusing on ending unnecessary hate in vlr.

GeZAhri [#155]

I'll join as SMM

SuperMassive Maze?

Kindler [#156]

Can i become content creator? Mainly focusing on ending unnecessary hate in vlr.

#125

kbkdark [#157]

SuperMassive Maze?

Social Media Manager LMAO

GeZAhri [#159]

Social Media Manager LMAO

🤣

Sorry, but Faraday already on

kbkdark [#158]

#125

Whens the test?
I guess this superteam needs security guards as well from the baiters here so im down for that.

TS_ChedZ [#151]

I'm fine with this, I'll add sushi now

You put "Shushi" instead of "Sushi" 🤐

Kindler [#161]

Whens the test?
I guess this superteam needs security guards as well from the baiters here so im down for that.

Tomorrow we'll reveal the last content creator of tu stultus... today is the last day of tests

TS_ChedZ [#5]

analyst vibes

Can You Update My Name 👉🏻👈🏻
'Monkey_D_Luffy' To 'Tanmayyy'

kbkdark [#163]

Tomorrow we'll reveal the last content creator of tu stultus... today is the last day of tests

Read the edit plus cant i give a test rn first time saying it btw cuz no one would ever say that.
In my earlier post btw

GeZAhri [#159]

Social Media Manager LMAO

I'm certified #1 worse ORDER supporter, what are your certifications huh?

Faraday [#166]

I'm certified #1 worse ORDER supporter, what are your certifications huh?

I can change flairs instantly

GeZAhri [#167]

I can change flairs instantly

fuck I can't do that

lmao nutab1e is at backoxyxd's team roster

he is manager

kbkdark [#163]

Tomorrow we'll reveal the last content creator of tu stultus... today is the last day of tests

Please tell me, times running out.

Kindler [#165]

Read the edit plus cant i give a test rn first time saying it btw cuz no one would ever say that.
In my earlier post btw

atm, we're not looking for security guards (at least, we don't need it by now)

I'll make a list with the job opportunities in our org and I'll post tomorrow after we reveal our last content creator
Stay tuned to try an apply 😉

can i join🤩🤩🤩🤩
i can do whatever content creator or player. ill be your org flex and not just a team flex

TS_ChedZ [#2]

Welcome to the era of "tu stultus es" eSports

and no, that's not what TS stands for, it's latin for "you are stupid"

Title Sponsor : OREO 🍪BISCUITS

Tanmayyy [#164]

Can You Update My Name 👉🏻👈🏻
'Monkey_D_Luffy' To 'Tanmayyy'

How tf did you change name?????

ADD ME TS CHEDZ

OREO Title sponsor

Sign me with 2 more pros
and I'll win you RLCS for sure

Or if you have 4 more people to sign
We could bring in the next era in CSGO with $2million prizes every year in your org bank account

I'm multitalented 😎

how do i get added. I am a very good shit talker and I think i should be added to the team

CraigGarth01 [#177]

Sign me with 2 more pros
and I'll win you RLCS for sure

Or if you have 4 more people to sign
We could bring in the next era in CSGO with $2million prizes every year in your org bank account

I'm multitalented 😎

Great to know that!!

Actually we're looking into a Rocket League scene, but unfortunately no CS:GO scene

snoozna [#178]

how do i get added. I am a very good shit talker and I think i should be added to the team

we should add a shit talker to destroy opponent's mentality
we knife them 10 times and they will crumble

meyournightmare [#180]

we should add a shit talker to destroy opponent's mentality
we knife them 10 times and they will crumble

we should. I'll add snoozna now!

TS_ChedZ [#181]

we should. I'll add snoozna now!

W owner

TS_ChedZ [#181]

we should. I'll add snoozna now!

Thank you

Kindler [#170]

Please tell me, times running out.

YO!!!

Look again at the roles of our org! ✌🏻

you should bench me from the halo team and put me as social media manager, lemme make a twitter account :)

Ey, if you need an org mascot I fit the bill

10/10 post

I can be the sgares to your nadeshot🫡

RomanKatapult [#186]

Ey, if you need an org mascot I fit the bill

Reply saved for future investments (we have other priorities for now) but we appreciate your apply ✌🏻😁

https://imgur.com/a/PgLqnUL

LETS GOOOOOO 😎
That's how everything starts my vlr friends 🖤
#AlwaysStultus

kbkdark [#154]

Sorry, we already have one and not looking for a 2nd waterboy 😔

Dang it

kbkdark [#190]

https://imgur.com/a/PgLqnUL

LETS GOOOOOO 😎
That's how everything starts my vlr friends 🖤
#AlwaysStultus

FOLLOW @tustultuses_gg ON TWITTER!!!! :)

yo ts chedz can i be manager of global partnerships

Tetris : uentzoul

nutab1e [#192]

FOLLOW @tustultuses_gg ON TWITTER!!!! :)

omfg xD

I'll send you some graphics soon!

simza [#101]

under the desk help kinda sounds like a p*rn plot

LMAOOOOOO

TS_ChedZ [#174]

How tf did you change name?????

you can get a name change by going to the VLR discord and asking. I had my name changed as well, relatively early into my activity. In fact, I think one of my first posts was thanking Purest for changing my name.

nutab1e [#192]

FOLLOW @tustultuses_gg ON TWITTER!!!! :)

Followed + notifs on 😎

can i be the number 1 fan

Telextro_786 [#199]

can i be the number 1 fan

Yeah, u can

kbkdark [#200]

Yeah, u can

ty 👍🏻

You forgot me, i have the biggest hate boner for ORDER

TS_ChedZ [#174]

How tf did you change name?????

From Discord, Can You Update My Name 😅

SilentNight [#202]

You forgot me, i have the biggest hate boner for ORDER

Can I order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda? thanks.

SilentNight [#202]

You forgot me, i have the biggest hate boner for ORDER

i can vouch, i know from experience

no1haterbutloveyou2 [#204]

Can I order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda? thanks.

Bro... this gives me nostalgia
Amazing game

Throwback to this. the beginning of 3v Esports

TS_ChedZ [#207]

Throwback to this. the beginning of 3v Esports

add me on fortnite roster

Can I be moved to some other roster? I don’t want to be on the same team as nutab1e and babyshitter🤢

6vine [#209]

Can I be moved to some other roster? I don’t want to be on the same team as nutab1e and babyshitter🤢

Don't worry... since we needed to make some changes about org's name, logo, etc... ChedZ and me are going to make a bunch of changes in our next management meeting 🤭

Can i be given any position? I am here to explore my options.Thanks

With supernova we can win anything in the world

TS_ChedZ [#2]

Welcome to the era of "tu stultus es" eSports

and no, that's not what TS stands for, it's latin for "you are stupid"

how am i not in fortnite roster i legit talk about it the most on this site

i am baffled that i have not been chosen to compete under the TS brand for valorant