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don't even chat my guy u can't even spell

POLSKA GUROM

y10y

8/8 bait

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STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

courtesy of r/ValCompMemes

Today the police put me in handcuffs and arrested me. After I spent the night in jail and posted bail, I went back home. My father greeted me and asked what I was arrested for. “yay” I just replied. He just frowned and shook his head. He knew that it was fraud.

Yay has ruined my life. I've always bragged to my classmates about how awesome top 2 player yay is, they're a casual so they always listened to me preach. This match was their introduction to yay because I wanted them to see him farm tier 2 players and drop 85 kills. Now, they laugh behind my back and I've started walking on all four as a stress response. I'm transferring school.

LMAO that's actually funny u know biggus dickus?

Jontha Links banger songs and if ur into edm juelz, camoufly and Bishu

Kanye north east

I come on VLR for the first time in 2 weeks and that makes me want to bleach my eyes

Aged like milk my guy

rip :(

Okobotro 🗿

apparently he trialed with vitality

he even said himself he isn't relocating

you still exist?? how u been bro

common W from bonkashi

cheaper in UK so it's a no

Hi guys I lost my earbuds on holiday (in Belgium rn) and I need some recommendations under £90 I'm thinking of getting the Sony wf-c700s or the JBL tune flex but I don't like the shape of the JBL tune flex

Any reccs? (has to be from either Vandenborre or MediaMarkt)
thx in advance :)

ah a man of culture you have good taste

bro is a FRAUD

NA CS is dead why are they wasting their money?

still it shouldn't be this bad

I have actually and it isn't bad tbh I liked it but the taste of the onion put me off so I had maybe 4 or 5

In meat sports, they have carb loading. For esports, we now have the new patented French meal replacement of Kormine Carbs. This sludge made from a slurry of baguette powder, snail juice extract and so much garlic that Count Dracula can't exist within the same multiverse will carb load your brain so much that it ceases to function consciously, forcing mind into flow state allowing you to effortlessly forget how to do literally fucking anything. Is it a winning formula? Not in this economy.

cmon man onion rings are good nut they don't beat the french fry which is goated

wut he's chaebol kid?

go outside

Today the police put me in handcuffs and arrested me. After I spent the night in jail and posted bail, I went back home. My father greeted me and asked what I was arrested for. “cNed” I just replied. He just frowned and shook his head. He knew that it was fraud.

PRX now top 3

o7 will miss you bro come round sometimes ❤️

jacky the GOAT

you are actually $4.50

bump

Something is a very good valorant player

I have a 10400f but I’m looking into amd. I think the nvenc encoder is better than AMDs h264 right?

Bump

Hello mens I’m getting a new pc for £300 (msi trident 3) and it has a gtx 1650 super which is really mid. If I trade in my ssd and the 1650 super I will get a OEM 1660ti for £75

Is it worth it?

I want heroic to win the major to complete the redemption arc. It's funny watching people mald about CS on here though why can't people accept both games

ultra common minte W

KEKW

it isn't possible right?

sounds like somebody ran their balls across their keyboard

I swear he was clouted before tho or is that just me

just u bro

Eid Mubarak my bros <3