taylor swift is the best artist

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cameran
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Taylor Swift is objectively the greatest musical artist in human history and frankly it isn't even close. The biggest reason is that people can actually understand what she is saying. When I listen to Taylor Swift, I hear words, sentences, and a coherent story. When I listen to most rap music, especially Drake, it sounds like someone accidentally left voice chat open during a lag spike. People will tell me there are hidden meanings and deep bars, but if I need a translator, subtitles, and a 40-minute YouTube breakdown to understand a song, then maybe the song isn't that good. Taylor Swift has mastered the revolutionary concept of pronouncing words correctly, which automatically places her above 99% of the music industry.

Another reason Taylor Swift is the greatest artist ever is her versatility. She has made country music, pop music, indie music, folk music, and songs that somehow get played in every grocery store, mall, airport, dentist office, and school dance in America. Meanwhile, other artists spend their entire careers making the same song over and over. Drake has been making the same "I'm sad but also rich" song for over a decade and people act like it's innovation.

Finally, the strongest evidence that Taylor Swift is the greatest artist of all time is simple statistics. If millions of people listen to her, buy her albums, attend her concerts, and talk about her every day, then she must be correct. That's just how science works. Every time somebody says another artist is better, they are accidentally proving Taylor Swift's greatness because they are still talking about her. People claim artists like Drake, Kanye, or whoever are more influential, but I have never seen a college class canceled because Drake was releasing an album. Taylor Swift has achieved the rare feat of becoming a musician, an economic indicator, a weather event, and a personality trait all at the same time. Until another artist can cause traffic jams, relationship debates, stock market discussions, and internet arguments with a single Instagram post, the GOAT conversation is officially over.

Disagree? Maybe you're part of the problem trying to bandwagon artists. Just face the reality, taylor swift clears all your "favorite" artists: drake, lil uzi, tecci, lamar, etc. It's fine to admit taylor swift is good, instead of bandwagoning with your friends

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bloodhound
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allat

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cameran
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allat but its true :(

#11
bloodhound
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not reading ur ai slop bro

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cameran
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its not AI tho

#3
WjFROST
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16549 posts of absolute bullshit

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cameran
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not all are bullshit

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W1ngFly
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Gorillaz clears Taylor Swift

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cameran
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nuh uh

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nukes
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I read this as Godzilla and didn’t question it for a good 5-10 seconds before deciding to reread. No but seriously Godzilla had some banger music tho his collab with Kong gotta be a top 5 all time.

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shaggyboy1030
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why

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cameran
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because taylor swift is unique

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Krayon9239
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Taylor Swift is objectively the greatest musical artist in human history and frankly it isn't even close. The biggest reason is that people can actually understand what she is saying. When I listen to Taylor Swift, I hear words, sentences, and a coherent story. When I listen to most rap music, especially Drake, it sounds like someone accidentally left voice chat open during a lag spike. People will tell me there are hidden meanings and deep bars, but if I need a translator, subtitles, and a 40-minute YouTube breakdown to understand a song, then maybe the song isn't that good. Taylor Swift has mastered the revolutionary concept of pronouncing words correctly, which automatically places her above 99% of the music industry.

Another reason Taylor Swift is the greatest artist ever is her versatility. She has made country music, pop music, indie music, folk music, and songs that somehow get played in every grocery store, mall, airport, dentist office, and school dance in America. Meanwhile, other artists spend their entire careers making the same song over and over. Drake has been making the same "I'm sad but also rich" song for over a decade and people act like it's innovation.

Finally, the strongest evidence that Taylor Swift is the greatest artist of all time is simple statistics. If millions of people listen to her, buy her albums, attend her concerts, and talk about her every day, then she must be correct. That's just how science works. Every time somebody says another artist is better, they are accidentally proving Taylor Swift's greatness because they are still talking about her. People claim artists like Drake, Kanye, or whoever are more influential, but I have never seen a college class canceled because Drake was releasing an album. Taylor Swift has achieved the rare feat of becoming a musician, an economic indicator, a weather event, and a personality trait all at the same time. Until another artist can cause traffic jams, relationship debates, stock market discussions, and internet arguments with a single Instagram post, the GOAT conversation is officially over.

Disagree? Maybe you're part of the problem trying to bandwagon artists. Just face the reality, taylor swift clears all your "favorite" artists: drake, lil uzi, tecci, lamar, etc. It's fine to admit taylor swift is good, instead of bandwagoning with your friends

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i couldnt had agreed more

#7
mondely
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i’m tired boss. i sometimes just wish for a normal post from cameran where he acts like a normal person

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cameran
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Anytime I make a normal post everyone still calls me fent man. I also live off of engagement, unfortunately baiting can only get to that point. If I make a real post, it averages like 5 replies max

https://www.vlr.gg/706314/mibr-didnt-fail/#1

Even this post for example was something serious & normal I wanted to make. No one believes me. :(

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mondely
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that post feels like bait. all ur posts feel like bait. also there are normal posts that gets alot of replies. u can talk about a bunch of off topic stuff

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cameran
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yeah true ill try something out!

#8
Meteorglazer
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First L

#31
cameran
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how?

#13
Pomshies
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How much fent should you consume to get the perfect Taylor Swift listening experience?

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cameran
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0!

#50
Kattring
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About 2 to 2.6 should be the appropriate amount

#14
Mqrio
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OKay chat gpt make me a novel about something non valo related to post on valorant forums in off topic

#34
cameran
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this isnt chatgpt + everyones posting WC which isnt val related too blamne me not them :(

#15
zakdues
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facts king

#35
cameran
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ty bro

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hotnerd
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that one song where she talks about how she wants to kill some guys wife for watering flowers has to be the worst written song lyrically of all time

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cameran
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lmaoo yea true she has some crazy songs

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satoluvr
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this is true, drake or kanye couldnt have made love story

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cameran
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yessir. drake is selling

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troy
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Playboi Carti is objectively the greatest musical artist in human history and frankly it isn't even close. The biggest reason is that people can actually understand what he is saying. When I listen to Playboi Carti, I hear words, sentences, and a coherent story. When I listen to most pop music, especially Taylor Swift, it sounds like someone accidentally left voice chat open during a lag spike. People will tell me there are hidden meanings and deep bars, but if I need a translator, subtitles, and a 40-minute YouTube breakdown to understand a song, then maybe the song isn't that good. Playboi Carti has mastered the revolutionary concept of pronouncing words correctly, which automatically places him above 99% of the music industry.

Another reason Playboi Carti is the greatest artist ever is his versatility. He has made country music, pop music, indie music, folk music, and songs that somehow get played in every grocery store, mall, airport, dentist office, and school dance in America. Meanwhile, other artists spend their entire careers making the same song over and over. Taylor Swift has been making the same "I'm sad but also rich" song for over a decade and people act like it's innovation.

Finally, the strongest evidence that Playboi Carti is the greatest artist of all time is simple statistics. If millions of people listen to him, buy his albums, attend his concerts, and talk about him every day, then he must be correct. That's just how science works. Every time somebody says another artist is better, they are accidentally proving Playboi Carti's greatness because they are still talking about him. People claim artists like Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo, or whoever are more influential, but I have never seen a college class canceled because Taylor Swift was releasing an album. Playboi Carti has achieved the rare feat of becoming a musician, an economic indicator, a weather event, and a personality trait all at the same time. Until another artist can cause traffic jams, relationship debates, stock market discussions, and internet arguments with a single Instagram post, the GOAT conversation is officially over.

Disagree? Maybe you're part of the problem trying to bandwagon artists. Just face the reality, Playboi Carti clears all your "favorite" artists: taylor swift, olivia rodrigo, billie, sabrina, etc. It's fine to admit playboi carti is good, instead of bandwagoning with your friends

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cameran
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nuh uh

#21
Y0B00L0w0s
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I swear u have posted this before

#41
cameran
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uhhhh

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Hothan
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camefentgpt

#42
cameran
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nope

#23
glittering_yard
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another AI slop

#43
cameran
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not ai luckily

#25
SudokuDude
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all jokes aside fent man, I can't find that one taylor swift song. it sounded melancholic with piano.

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cameran
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lots of her songs start with piano lol

last kiss maybe? although i doubt it cuz thats a song only active swifters know of and its not that popular. i'd have no clue tho lol

#29
SudokuDude
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yeah idk if it was recent or not. I'll check that out. I just know it was something about loving a man while it was F major.

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cameran
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ah yeah i cant think of any songs rn lol

#33
kyousukeluvr
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allat js to get no dms from women...

#37
cameran
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why would i need dms from women as a woman

#38
zakdues
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https://tenor.com/view/ouu-ouu-shi-shi-shit-oh-shit-gif-6420547578968887381

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cameran
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LMAO

#49
SudokuDude
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that's not stopping me from gatekeeping your fent sales!

#51
cameran
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yo yo chill

#44
jackharrison8547
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if she doesn't have like 10 ex i will like her,thank you.

#53
cameran
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understandable ngl

#46
delighted
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Taylor Swift is objectively the greatest musical artist in human history and frankly it isn't even close. The biggest reason is that people can actually understand what she is saying. When I listen to Taylor Swift, I hear words, sentences, and a coherent story. When I listen to most rap music, especially Drake, it sounds like someone accidentally left voice chat open during a lag spike. People will tell me there are hidden meanings and deep bars, but if I need a translator, subtitles, and a 40-minute YouTube breakdown to understand a song, then maybe the song isn't that good. Taylor Swift has mastered the revolutionary concept of pronouncing words correctly, which automatically places her above 99% of the music industry.

Another reason Taylor Swift is the greatest artist ever is her versatility. She has made country music, pop music, indie music, folk music, and songs that somehow get played in every grocery store, mall, airport, dentist office, and school dance in America. Meanwhile, other artists spend their entire careers making the same song over and over. Drake has been making the same "I'm sad but also rich" song for over a decade and people act like it's innovation.

Finally, the strongest evidence that Taylor Swift is the greatest artist of all time is simple statistics. If millions of people listen to her, buy her albums, attend her concerts, and talk about her every day, then she must be correct. That's just how science works. Every time somebody says another artist is better, they are accidentally proving Taylor Swift's greatness because they are still talking about her. People claim artists like Drake, Kanye, or whoever are more influential, but I have never seen a college class canceled because Drake was releasing an album. Taylor Swift has achieved the rare feat of becoming a musician, an economic indicator, a weather event, and a personality trait all at the same time. Until another artist can cause traffic jams, relationship debates, stock market discussions, and internet arguments with a single Instagram post, the GOAT conversation is officially over.

Disagree? Maybe you're part of the problem trying to bandwagon artists. Just face the reality, taylor swift clears all your "favorite" artists: drake, lil uzi, tecci, lamar, etc. It's fine to admit taylor swift is good, instead of bandwagoning with your friends

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cameran
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Taylor Swift is objectively the greatest musical artist in human history and frankly it isn't even close. The biggest reason is that people can actually understand what she is saying. When I listen to Taylor Swift, I hear words, sentences, and a coherent story. When I listen to most rap music, especially Drake, it sounds like someone accidentally left voice chat open during a lag spike. People will tell me there are hidden meanings and deep bars, but if I need a translator, subtitles, and a 40-minute YouTube breakdown to understand a song, then maybe the song isn't that good. Taylor Swift has mastered the revolutionary concept of pronouncing words correctly, which automatically places her above 99% of the music industry.

Another reason Taylor Swift is the greatest artist ever is her versatility. She has made country music, pop music, indie music, folk music, and songs that somehow get played in every grocery store, mall, airport, dentist office, and school dance in America. Meanwhile, other artists spend their entire careers making the same song over and over. Drake has been making the same "I'm sad but also rich" song for over a decade and people act like it's innovation.

Finally, the strongest evidence that Taylor Swift is the greatest artist of all time is simple statistics. If millions of people listen to her, buy her albums, attend her concerts, and talk about her every day, then she must be correct. That's just how science works. Every time somebody says another artist is better, they are accidentally proving Taylor Swift's greatness because they are still talking about her. People claim artists like Drake, Kanye, or whoever are more influential, but I have never seen a college class canceled because Drake was releasing an album. Taylor Swift has achieved the rare feat of becoming a musician, an economic indicator, a weather event, and a personality trait all at the same time. Until another artist can cause traffic jams, relationship debates, stock market discussions, and internet arguments with a single Instagram post, the GOAT conversation is officially over.

Disagree? Maybe you're part of the problem trying to bandwagon artists. Just face the reality, taylor swift clears all your "favorite" artists: drake, lil uzi, tecci, lamar, etc. It's fine to admit taylor swift is good, instead of bandwagoning with your friends

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lilrino
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but then summrs walks in and shows levels 🥶🥶🦅🦅

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cameran
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fire bars

#52
tubelight
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U gotta change username

#57
cameran
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yeah i should ngl. my posts would do soo much better

#56
Batujnaxglazer
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wenszy clears

#58
cameran
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no.

#60
wizzamv
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day ruined at 7:39 am fuck you

#63
cameran
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How?

#61
TaniBoy
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Every other artist on the planet clears

#65
cameran
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nope pooh shiesty doesnt

#62
brams6662
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recycling ai generated baits is insane bro

#64
cameran
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Howd you know i recycled this LMAO

#66
Raize1
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cameran sold me fent once

#69
cameran
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proof?

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whitebeans
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Michael Jackson died almost 20yrs ago and still clears her

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cameran
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isnt he a basjketball player

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