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Football team equivalents to valo teams

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bl4z31ng

ykw let’s do this, no we’re not talking about where they’re from

these are the ones I can think of
Brazil = Fnatic (just the goats, 5 grand finals appearances like Brazil’s 5 world cups, the only back to back winners)
England = Heretics (capable of going far in international events but never actually winning)
LOUD = Italy (once a great team only to not qualify two world cups/champions in a row)
Sentinels = Uruguay (the first winners, now they occasionally do decently and make internationals, also won a second time)
Germany = NRG (were able to dominate the best team in history [at least for the first 2.5 maps in NRG’s case] to win the event
USA = Team Liquid (make internationals, never do well)

What are some others you can think of

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100t = tottenham

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Spurs have an European trophy

#8
DSBY
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wouldn't that make em TL tho?

only intraregional trophy?

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Teunoin
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Lower level so equal to americas s1 last year

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NebularCarina
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and 100T won a stage in 2024

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As much as it hurts to admit, 100T is 100% Valorant's Tottenham. There is no shortage of good players, and they're always entertaining to watch individually and as a team. They always seem so close to reaching that next level every season. They'll get a convincing win or two where they look absolutely insane in every facet of the game and you'll get a tantalizing glimpse of just how high their ceiling is. Maybe they'll dominate a top team or two, making an absolute mockery of those teams and all the analysts that backed them. If you're lucky, you might even get to witness them seemingly put everything together for a while and make a deep run at a major tournament, or win a B-tier event. You become delirious with hope, no one can tell you shit. Everything's coming together, 100T's finally becoming a consistently top team. Analysts even start pegging them as one of the teams to make the next Masters or Champions, maybe even being dark horses to win the whole thing. And then the devastating loss happens and all that momentum is stopped dead. So agonizingly close to reaching that top level, but sadly no cigar. Again. "Lads, it's Tottenham 100 Thieves", the community jeers. But you saw how they performed, how razor-close they were this time. And although it wasn't enough, they at least showed that don't have too far left to go to finally get to that level. They'll put all the pieces together next game, next tournament, next season. But just like how Tottenham fans had to watch Luka Modric, Gareth Bale, and Kyle Walker become serial winners after leaving the club, eventually you have to settle with watching that current crop of 100T players go to other teams, fulfill the potential that you always saw in them, and win the big trophies. Idk anymore.

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Acethyr
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god this was a beautiful read, also 100% accurate
A+ for effort unless its a copypaste

#29
NebularCarina
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ValorantCompetitive/comments/1i9e8np/comment/m91b0gw/

credit where credit is due

#30
NebularCarina
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accidental repost

#34
Prase
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“I win trophies in my second spell.”

  • Sean Gares
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Teunoin
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Id see TH more as the dutch since they did Well, made a couple finals/high places, has great talent but never won Except for a long time ago(euros and first strike)

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KiwiJuice
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Hetetics won a world cup...

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Teunoin
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Netherlands won euros in 88 I think

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montecristo
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team shitcret = stoke city

#37
delighted
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more like wolves

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MrBulbe
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ZETA - Grimsby town

#7
g2gcHATER
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PPRX - France

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Rakooon
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Netherlands fit Team Heretics much better than England.

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themaniel
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arsenal - gentle M8's

#13
MrBulbe
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Arsenal would be Rare Atom

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themaniel
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incredible shout

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Belgium - Leviatan, Got into a semi finale once but lost undeserved. Now a promising team with alot of young talent and a few veterans. Could make a deep run, could also bomb out of groups.

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fictional
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u mean soccer

#20
NebularCarina
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fellas, nuke this guy

#21
bl4z31ng
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I said what I said

tbh I’d only call it soccer if I were in the US, Canada or Australia, and talking with someone from there to avoid confusion

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Acethyr
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i think anyone outside the us would understand football = soccer

#19
Castawaytwizz
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Wolves = Wolves

#25
iines
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reasoning?

#32
Castawaytwizz
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they both bring me misery as a supporter

#22
bl4z31ng
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also another one I thought of

EDG = Croatia (made a surprise run to make grand finals, after performing not so well in the past and were late compared to the rest, though EDG won Croatia didn’t, then made third first international after)

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b3rzera1
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EDG = England
won once and made a top 3 finish

#24
foythvlr
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loud is brazil because WE ARE WINNING IT ALL NEXT YEAR LFGGGGGGGG

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cloudberry
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C9 = Jamaica or Mali

These are teams that are good enough to make the World Cup but bottle it EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME

#33
NebularCarina
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insane to think we got motherfucking Curaçao at the world cup before C9 at Masters

#35
cloudberry
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You say that, but Curaçao were dark horses going into this qualification campaign... they're not as bad as you think they are

Is Jamaica better than them? Yeah, probably, and at the very least on paper. But it was 60/40 at most, and Jamaica fumbled even further by drawing Trinidad and Tobago

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NebularCarina
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true, didn't mean to throw any shade at Curaçao tho, just thought people would consider it so unlikely they'd think, surely C9 would qualify to a Masters tournament first...

#45
cloudberry
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Yeah ofc I get you

#31
31Raven
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wol = wol

#36
bigboysam
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wolves = furia

#38
Usz7
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Not bad, not bad!

One from me:
Juventus - most UCL finals lost - Team Heretics :)

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Schue7ze
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Germany mentioned, sup

#41
b3rzera1
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KRU = Portugal sometimes they go deep and other times they get grouped

#43
noem
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i had a stroke reading it. why didn't you segregate it normally

#44
ronaldinhoooooooooooo
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Sentinels = PSG

Literally same playbook. Splash the cash on the biggest current name and accompany him with another “star” surrounded by mid

Referring to Neymar aka Tenz

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Galactc
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Nah heretics fans don't yap about ewc in the sane way England fans talk about 1966

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