vlr marriage | VLR.gg

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nuthoneycheerios

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if u would like to be married to another user(s), pls list them here

if all parties consent, a ceremony will be held and the vlr marriage database will be updated

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TSbestfan

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Who wanna marry me i want man

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Coyote_Wild

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me

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TSbestfan

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Pass, next please

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nuthoneycheerios

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damn...

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Coyote_Wild

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no ones marrying you, ladyboi

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midzera

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The switch-up is crazy.

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jaboobyyy

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me will i like nrg

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Laundry

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BABYWIZARDDDDDDD

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PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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@BABYWIZARD PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE 💍
👰‍♂️💋👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🤵‍♂️

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godsnitch

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:(

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BabyWizard

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I say YES 💍❤

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Laundry

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OMMGGGGGGGGG AJDHBSJDVXHZJHXJDJEBEVJEBSJSJD YESSSSSSSSSSS SJYJKS 🥰🥰🥰🥰💍💍💍💍

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BabyWizard

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💋

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nuthoneycheerios

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🙀🙀🙀🙀

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Laundry

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WHEN IS THE WEDDING I NEED TO KNOW

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LowGun

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You're the one who sets the date. You let us know!

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MrHyphon

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I think Assmolesta and 0ness should be that abusive relationship

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Effluxi

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true actually

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chinesesalesmen

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babysasuke and dort

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THE_HAHA_GUY

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I like trains

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SleepingSnorlax

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Even I like trains

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THE_HAHA_GUY

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I am a Japanese train. Fastest in the world

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HammerDJ

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gets run over

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egann

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i'm withh uhmm with uhmm no one :(

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primmiegoat

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flying huzz they said

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SudokuDude

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interesting

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Kaust

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NexusNomad and geospliced marriage incoming. IYKYK

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Prancer

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@kamui2041

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Jayde

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Scammer cat but she already got married irl :D

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Uribaba

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Really?

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Jayde

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Uh huh

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Laundry

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WAIT OMGG DID SHE MARRY HER GF
also that’s a fast asf engagement to marriage then

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Jayde

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She said they married yesterday, i think theyve been together for quite some time tho

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Laundry

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Ik but she was her gf not fiancée like 2 weeks ago istg

nvm I’m thinking too much into this😭congrats for her!!

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Jayde

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Hru btw ^^

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Laundry

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BabyWizard isn’t responding to my marriage proposal 😿

Also I might actually watch a vct game this season tmrw! :D

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Jayde

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Dw hes prolly gone to sleep already :)
U dont watch vct?

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Laundry

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Nah :3 used to but now I just here for the people <3

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Jayde

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I see i see🫡

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Laundry

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I still watch Empire :3 games tho :3

How have u been!!

continue thread →

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delighted

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❤️

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Fluxcicide

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Whoa CONGRATS CAT!!

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Lordsalih

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me and goatside (WESTSIDE I LOVE YOU BRO)

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DrudaL

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https://www.vlr.gg/user/chronicle

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senhater101

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I’m scared

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SleepingSnorlax

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Nope it’s better to be solo

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DSBY

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Teun :3

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Re2

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"vlr" "marriage" 😭😭

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bronzil_enjoyer

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wtf is this thread

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delighted

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I have no fucking idea

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HammerDJ

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"Valorant Discussion" :0

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asunaenjoyer

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i just realize that now, is this thread now nukeable?

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HammerDJ

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@mods explode this thread

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lucky23

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😢😢😭zidmz.........

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kuruk

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the goat vlr user has moved on to bigger and better things

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delighted

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W zidmz ❤️‍🩹

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z4kr9

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Marriage sucks + I like my money so fuck no

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SleepingSnorlax

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Lol bro is not ready to take other responsibilities

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asunaenjoyer

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i mean, don't most of us? the only priority i have beside myself are my parents.

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SleepingSnorlax

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I was just finding his post funny nothing much I do understand the reason why

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z4kr9

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yo bro imagine a bitch takes away ur money cuz she doesnt like u anymore hell na I aint dealing with that + seeing my dad , uncles , distant cousin brothers what they have to deal with on a daily basis hell na

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delighted

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u gotta stop overthinking about that imo

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z4kr9

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ya in this day and age sure dude

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Tempest24

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who wants to marry me guys 😊

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Tempest24

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im 6'2 btw 🙂

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Tempest24

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a-anyone 😢

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nclhrq

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those smiles faces are fucking creepy. STOP

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Tempest24

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😖

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BabyWizard

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Sorry man im taken

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Ranger45

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delighted🐱

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delighted

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what......

I'm a male and I was born in 2008.....

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Ranger45

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🤣🤣 chill bro

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delighted

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ok

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notepicfailboi

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I envy the blind today

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9wntr

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cough cough ladies ill buy u a magenta superlight
...6 foot btw

kill me

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9wntr

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my worst airball ever ts is a full court shot

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SPR1NG

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Jayde would you like to get married?

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Jayde

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Where does this come from now

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SPR1NG

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Idk but why not?

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Jayde

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Errr i got a girl already sorry

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SPR1NG

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Well so do I

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Jayde

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Gimme a day, ill think abt it

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SPR1NG

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Take all the time you need, have a nice evening.

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Jayde

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My gf said no, my apolicheese

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BabyWizard

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Cheese🤤🤤

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ImmeRyS

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hello jayde, how are you doing today?
btw what valo servers do u play on?

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Jayde

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Hihi doing good wbu :>
I play on middle european servers (berlin paris stockholm)

continue thread →

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Lyxium

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Marriage and VLR at the same sentence

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LugiaVLR

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brainrot

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redesign

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bulky lettuce

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aexberry

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I'm taken by the one and only, s3xture.

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landobey

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GIVE JASON TO ME RN

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riensluvr

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hiii, who wants to marry me :3

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BabyWizard

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I would but too late sorry

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Goonster

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i want kirya

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Raize1

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Cloudberry please say yes

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1d

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BerLINglazer bbg come here😘😘

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JesusisLord

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From Rivals to Lovers, a tale as old as time.

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1d

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Still waiting

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1d

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Still waiting

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Vyse-Fan_In-more-than-one

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For 2 months?
Might as well send berlin a proposal letter or smthn

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PoonRaccoon

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I'm 6ft and have a degree, who want me

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obliqueobserver

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Can i marry myself like the goat Rodman?

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n1cf

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danii1

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delighted

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woah

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danii1

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I didn't see this. Let's get married.

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bronzil_enjoyer

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wow

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Finland

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this is some unhinged brainrot, jesust, you need to stop

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Emmieeee

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I would mary someone

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kelsoshrugs51

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i would

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NewEraZ2

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ummm hi >-<

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omegacopium

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I wanna marry nAts_2nd_biggest_fan, he knows what a real team is

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Teunoin

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I feel so lonely inside all this love, anyone wanna Marry me? :3

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Vyse-Fan_In-more-than-one

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Welp 2 months late but im open and bored anyways

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eStos

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I can't believe this is a real thread, when I wake up I'll check VLR again

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Uribaba

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Don't let the hltv frogs see this

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Vyse-Fan_In-more-than-one

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Love how this got bumped

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mondely

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i need to see berlinglazer and poggpigg