kuruk
Flag: United States
Registered: August 16, 2023
Last post: November 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Posts: 4476
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dont disrespect reimsy.

posted 1 hour ago

taking a shit is more exciting than champs 26

posted 6 days ago

https://discord.gg/mpUUcWdvw

in theory na comes back in december

posted 6 days ago

basically u get a rating based off ur rank and prior vcc stats and with that rating mods create teams that are balanced in theory
so ig u do have to just pray but u can also sign up as duo or trio or 5 stack
but also na is on hiatus anyway

posted 6 days ago

actual interesting question
assuming their nuture is truly 100% equal it all comes down to genetics
maybe its best to get all 5 from a prime sperm and egg donor

posted 6 days ago

since they never learn of the outside world they never learn of banks/bank accounts so you just sign up for everything with your info

posted 6 days ago

my 5 wouldnt be allowed to be separated ever

posted 6 days ago

Step 1. Find 5 newborns. Method doesnt matter.
Step 2. Force these kids into a gaming room. Top of the line PCs, internet, peripherals, etc.
Step 3. Do not let these kids find out about the outside world. Gaming is all they know.
Step 4. Figure out which one is mechanically superior. That is your fragger. The rest are support mains.
Step 5. These 5 children will do everything together at the same time to build near-telepathic levels of chemistry
Step 6. Stream every moment of their gameplay. Wait for them to get picked up by orgs.
Step 7. Let the money come to you.

posted 6 days ago

to laugh your ass off in china
because LMAO
L MAO
get it?

posted 2 weeks ago

and g2 win all 3 events

posted 2 weeks ago

i moved on from daiwa
my heart belongs to ram from rezero now

posted 2 weeks ago

saved us from “asuna” champs mvp

posted 2 weeks ago

vitality -profek
crryo
profek
rest of thieves

posted 2 weeks ago

Thats fucking Valorant right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging slow disciplined default smile for the camera bullshit. Men overpeek, men lose every anti-eco, men knife the defuser, men run it down every round. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball tacshooter fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Raze ults get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Valorant is back baby.

posted 2 weeks ago

like whats even halpening bro can i just sleep

posted 2 weeks ago

yes bro no staying up super late or waking up incredibly early
every costreamer would be live
vlr was super active bc everyone could watch

posted 2 weeks ago

shit says a year ago
wait bro ur the first one to see it that whole time how tf did u find that

posted 2 weeks ago

in 6 years of vct (2021-2027) there will be 5 lans in the west

id rather just have everything held in eu so everyone has a watchable timezone if going to one in person is straight up impossible

posted 2 weeks ago

your dream will become reality

posted 2 weeks ago

the only americas team in the first half of 2025 to do anything internationally besides sen farming china
brought their knowledge back home and forced nrg and mibr to evolve

come 2026 and now everyone realizes they need to fight harder if they want to beat the kings of americas

lev superteam
100t superteam + prime asuna wakes up
nrg remain strong
that one furia fluke
lukxo finally gets help

g2 humbly takes the burden of the 4th seed and still ends up as the strongest americas team of 2026

posted 3 weeks ago

hes better than brawk right now

posted 3 weeks ago

wtf happebed to him
like i used to turn on 100t games just to laugh at whatever stupid shit asuna does this time
now hes like an actual competent player
and his aim is legit 20x better

posted 3 weeks ago

same lmao but atp if theyre gonna win games might as well win more

posted 3 weeks ago

of the 3 teams that u could argue lev should have qualed over all of them are top 6 and 1 is guranteed top 3

perhaps maybe there is a reason behind qualifier requirements

posted 3 weeks ago

i saw so many posts of tyloo is making playoffs and how fucked g2 were and they go out just like everyone else

posted 1 month ago

until one of them quals to playoffs

posted 1 month ago

would it be funnier for cn to go winless or for stax and buzz to br the only people to lose to them

posted 1 month ago

the only reason 100t won is that round 2 of map 1 the guys gun didnt shoot? u guys r delusional lmfao
another 15 rounds were played
an entire other map was played
git gud or lose idk what to say

posted 1 month ago

black pill + just be gay + just love waifus + do not reproduce + cpu + ssd

posted 1 month ago

bp + jbg + jlw + dnr + cpu + ssd

posted 1 month ago

the last dance.
these players dont know the next time they may see each other again.
its now or never.
no more time to hold back.
on the biggest stage.
one last time.
im going all in on g2.

posted 1 month ago

they had to put babybay on comfort bc hes a lost shit can off comfort
which could have been avoided by not signing babybub

posted 1 month ago

i cant do it bro every time im in lobby by myself its like my will to press play evaporates

posted 1 month ago

Asuna isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such aim ability and movement with a mouse and keyboard? Asuna puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Aspas breaks records. TenZ breaks records. Asuna breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

posted 1 month ago

i was here.

posted 1 month ago

or atleast out of LA
br fans actually care about the game

posted 1 month ago

im down

posted 1 month ago

whos alt

posted 1 month ago

LMFAO

posted 1 month ago

i want g2 to have the worst champs performance possible so ppl get even more upset that lev didnt make it

posted 1 month ago

lev got 7 for 2nd in americas and 8 for winning masters
3 of g2s points came from winning group stage games

W cope

posted 1 month ago

back in your rightful place

posted 1 month ago

americas is our region
we can go 0-5 in a split and still win the stage
never let your guard down.

posted 2 months ago

who do i contact to commission phonk

posted 2 months ago

i think he did what was necessary but idk if i agree with him

posted 2 months ago

people said kru was the best team in the world

posted 2 months ago

yes

posted 2 months ago

no bro its g2 system bro 1 more game bro against shitters bro he will drop insane numbers bro dont ask him to do it in important game bro

posted 2 months ago
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