i was here

be afraid
you have angered this beast long ago
and now you must pay for it
because when you come for the king
you best not miss

i just spent hours looking for a specific tweet that is just niche enough for some people to recognize im copying it yet deniable enough that it might be my own genuine delusion.
you might think this job is all fun and games, but let me tell you, its far from it

@zikz

why do mollies exist just dodge them 🥀✌

ive hated sen since 2022

true tbh just delete the org and bring in 2 teams from ascension that will probably be better than s0n anyway

oni phantom needs to be added to this conversation🤫

we gain no sen at internationals which means only people who actually watch and play valorant will speak about valorant

please let this org crash and burn
release zekken
release narrate
release them all
let them find better teams
let every team in americas be competitive besides for sentinels

another day another victory for the ogs
haters will stay mad

team of 5 emos and 4 duelists💔

"upper final" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

b0bstar no aura riding other aura for whole career

nothing like mada

miniscule compared to s0ms

shit compared to real aura

tbh every event ever

mada arm pump
s0m come on man
other celebrations are irrelevant

im sorry man too much w*rk i gotta do

this game is so bad every game i get qd with shitters sigh
https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/kurukkz%23osu/overview?platform=pc&playlist=competitive&season=5adc33fa-4f30-2899-f131-6fba64c5dd3a

kills on abyss
nats: 3 in a game
aspas: 3 in a round

never confuse your goat again

if it wasnt the #1 most wanted thing for 5 years than it’d be a nice little feature but given how much people wanted it and how long its been in production its missing alot of expected features

do you remember the old peta parody games like the tanuki mario and pokemon one
watching that shit at like 8 years old was insane

dude i will glaze this guy with my life
every time he gets behind someone his trigger discipline is perfect and he either gets more than 1 or a shit ton more space
he finds gaps everywhere
his lurk and regroup timings are never off
and he has aura

average champs 2025 goated post
(usa flag) (name that rolls off the tongue easily) (flair from the team that will win champs 25)
high iq words used perfectly

(russian flag) (name that either contains too many vowels, the letter x, or both) (flair from irrelevant team)
apac and emea are really good. china is the 3rd best region. americas is a bad region. (reiterate these 3 talking points as much as you want in any order)

he takes 2 showers a day

brawk plays off 30gs
s0m streams too much to tilt
mada is too perfect to tilt
ethan doesnt care enough to tilt
only one idk abt is skuba and even then hes too cute to tilt

lose to a young na team comprised mostly of players who were in t2 the year prior
that team goes on to place first in the group

l riot l script

damn whats crazy is this isnt even a bad pickem besides whatever the hell you wete thinking with xlg

what the hell were your picks

#2 amer > #4 pac > #1 emea > #4 emea (by seeding) > #1 amer > #2 amer (by seeding)

g2 winning champs

wake up its time

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reverse choked a perfect run im so mad

can you please down to the smallest detail you possibly can explain how it happened

my favorite nfl teams are shit (besides green bay)
my favorite val team is shit
owc doesnt start for another month
i need something to pass the time

usually id ask how you found this so quickly but honestly man im so grateful i’ll let it slide

never used ao3 bro that website looks mad confusing

if anyone has somethibg like this please rec it

ive been having lots of dreams

heres the outline of the story

2 guys
guy A is stronger, taller, more attractive, smarter etc. than guy B
guy B is turned into a cute girl (by what means is up to you)
guy A is the only one to know what happened to guy B
guy B, despite being jealous of guy A, is forced to rely on guy A for pretty much everything as there is no way for guy B to get around with invalid licenses/documents/cards
eventually both MCs fall in love
(optional) hardcore sex side story

you will receive no payment for this but when this story inevitable goes viral i expect nothing in return

chatgpt add spelling and grammatical errors for me

meows in discord calls btw

i remember this actually thank you goat

cloudberry in 2025🥀✌

what flag and flair do you expect me to have

when you see my name do you get chills down your spine or am i irrelevant

talon literally just woke up not liking them one day

gotta make the first paragraph more concise to convince me this isnt bait