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Anguibok

Guys, is earth valorant cooked ? I swear none of this team has any chance when we gonna play the intergalactic Val game against Mars and Venus

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dowameemee

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at least we got neptune for the universal val games

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Marshal_D_Teach

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I hope my boys on Pluto can represent against Alpha Centauri teams

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shesh_

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i've heard rumours that pluto might get relegated...

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Marshal_D_Teach

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They winning ascension this year.

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jawn

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ur anus

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Divi

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Neptune so good they're the only ones with an actual skin line

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peetherium

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Venus is dogshit. all their teams can't play player advantages to save their lives

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washedradiant

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Wdym? Did you see the Venus FlyTrap strat. Shit was beautiful

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XtraChrxs

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and thats their ONLY strat... okay

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peetherium

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yeah and that was the only reason why Akna esports won their planet. everything else was terrible. I see Jupiter or Mercury upsetting them in the next Solar System qualifiers for the first intergalactic series of this cycle

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Bluelive

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They'll improve if they can see where they're lacking, I mean they're a milky way galaxy team which is way better than being somewhere like fucking Andromeda lmao

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peetherium

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Andromeda's got some fucking shooters idk man. Upsilon Andromedae b's producing some mean igls too

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Bluelive

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Its not that bad man, But it does suck to see since they have alot of star talents there

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peetherium

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yeah it's unfortunate that all their good talent developers were poached by Saturn and Neptune, but I don't blame them. they got MONEY

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neuroniumtwistanium

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We're good though, Mercury are last place merchants

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tserc

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I think Mercury will shock the universe by getting a high placed finish

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neuroniumtwistanium

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Nahh, Mercury is ass. Did you not watch them get 26-1'd by the Neptune team on Frac and Haven?

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1One1

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Uranus has better teams for Solar System Champion

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4so4so4so

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uranus stinks

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leiz

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guys we have a 0 team system, we cant even win against alpha centauri bro

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tiyoe

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just wait for until we get to rigel. we are cooked

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Fendy1

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At least we still number 1

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tram2684

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bro we about to get relegated have you watched any of our games

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Fendy1

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we still gonna qualify against saturn tho their lotus and pearl look so bad

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tram2684

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ye if our coach doesnt fuck up map veto but hes known to do that so who knows

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moomoomoomeadows

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rip pluto for not making partnership gg next

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tiAsunNS

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theyll make it through challengers dw

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Marshal_D_Teach

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They winning Ascension. Sedna and Trojans can't keep their pace

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Anguibok

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Don't underestimate Ceres, sure sometime they are a liggle bit scramble, but they have far more potential than Pluto

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tserc

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Ceres is the dark horse of dark horses, hopefully we see at least 1 upset from them

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neuroniumtwistanium

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They're gonna perform like how TSM performed in Americas Ascension

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Anguibok

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I don't understand why, they have strong argument for Ceres, more than overrated Pluto

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DrudaL

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Mars clear us tbh

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YusefDoesThings

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i wouldnt trust mars to tie their own shoelaces let alone win an interstellar league

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rankaddict

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Mars is NOT winning shit

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YerdaSelzavon

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Don’t worry we have Vitality

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EpicGamerGamingEpicly

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-2 earth slots
+2 jupiter slots

jupiter has way too many good teams just to get 1 slot, its over for earth we were lucky to win a tourney when everyone else was just learning, vlorpian reaction speed just too good

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rankaddict

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it was only a matter of time before Jupiter caught up.

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Anguibok

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I admit we are too small compared to Jupiter

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zetydy

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inazuma eleven ass joke

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tserc

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Neptune is winning Champs!

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AVK

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Glue-piter worse

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Hyxagon

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dw TL will still win Champs Olympus Mons

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loapoarg

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Second daddy Saturn is underrated
Their teams have ring buff and are the dark horses

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Anguibok

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I admit the ring buff was impressive on Nats

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king_bob

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peak EG would’ve saved us

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deranker

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Earth Valorant is not cooked

we will have to wait for the matches to start before making judgments

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Anguibok

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When is it ?

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Clucker

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Shoemaker levy 9 is looking like the best comet to make it to interstelar cup

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JokesOver

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Uranus is gonna get fucked hard this tournament

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Gemiknight

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Earth clears everyone. They’ve won 0 international trophies compared to our planet.

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Anguibok

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Bruh, thats as if as I was saying : "EMEA clears EDG They’ve won 0 EMEA trophies compared to our continent."

The only reliable data is that earth has NEVER won a BO in an intergalactic event

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MerkFreeks

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All I know is Kepler 22b winning it all next season

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PrincePuma01

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This thread is golden

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Ritasia

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premium vlr?

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highlyte

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why did everyone dump Jupiter?

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Anguibok

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Wait... I'm starting to think that non-ironically, please make me change my mind

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Anguibok

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Sawing people talking about X team region, just make me want to make that post again, and I didn't want to post it twice, change your disk please x)

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Goonster

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ive never seen such a virgin esc thread in my life.

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saberMH

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this is the best thread on the site

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Epicgamer69

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your balls will be used by an old man in 3 days

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Razzal78

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Same

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thatpower

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0ng0ib0k

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xineFso

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take it back

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Stormyv8

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FR even with bias from papa rito earth can barely compete.

They did Mercury dirty with that broadcast deal.

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jixk

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all i want is for mammals or the cold blooded to finally get a win i dont have planet bias but those half clankers can't keep winning everything shit is ruining the sport tick abusing shits needs to be patched

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Zerphyr1

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Shitune should be relegated so that pluto can return again next year, also we need more moon slots bc they are seriously under represented atm