Boy oh boy where do I even begin. yay… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the mouse, and that gorgeous aim. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you leave Optic. You had a rough career, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the stage, you're a great person and son, sometimes I even call you daddy. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. And tears continue to pour from my eyes when I watch you win nothing, because deep down, my glorious king don’t deserve it. I just want you to return to Pujan’s arms. But you never will, my sweet baby boy please come home and I will be rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2022 you made history happen. You destroyed Loud 3-0 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words how it feels to win Masters Reykjavik, "uh good". Not only have you changed the game of Valorant and the Chamber mains forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting washed, but still El Diablo, my El Diablo. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker. 🥰❤️🫶🏻
GE 
XLG 
GE
XLG
GE
XLG
ILikeEsports [#1]Boy oh boy where do I even begin. yay… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the mouse, and that gorgeous aim. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you leave Optic. You had a rough career, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the stage, you're a great person and son, sometimes I even call you daddy. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. And tears continue to pour from my eyes when I watch you win nothing, because deep down, my glorious king don’t deserve it. I just want you to return to Pujan’s arms. But you never will, my sweet baby boy please come home and I will be rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2022 you made history happen. You destroyed Loud 3-0 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words how it feels to win Masters Reykjavik, "uh good". Not only have you changed the game of Valorant and the Chamber mains forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting washed, but still El Diablo, my El Diablo. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker. 🥰❤️🫶🏻
shut it
KINGMANNY42 [#4]shut it
SPAM ⚡️ THIS ⚡️ LIGHTNING ⚡️ BECAUSE ⚡️ GE ⚡️ IS ⚡️ FIGHTING!
Who is PatMen?
in math: my solution ➗
in history: my king 👑
in art: my muse 🎨
in science: my oxygen 💨
in geography: my world 🌍
#GEWIN
#GEFIGHTING
#PatMenandturtle96UnitedAgainstHaters
#INDIAandPHandRUandAUandKRtogether
yo listen up ⁉️
you ever see someone not just play valorant but straight rewrite the GODDAMN HISTORY BOOKS? that’s marteen. dude went absolute apeshit in the VCT EMEA Kickoff — back-to-back BO5s, no rest, no mercy — and ended up with 126 kills on the board, smashing records that people thought were untouchable. 🧊🔥
not 88. not 106. not even 111.
126 kills.
the kind of number that makes analysts mute their mics and players rethink career choices. the Yoru just walked into the enemy spawn, waved goodbye to their plans, and walked out with a goddamn statline. 🧠💀
Gentle Mates needed a miracle to punch their ticket to Masters Santiago, and marteen didn’t just deliver — he literally rewrote the rules mid-match. records shattered. egos broken. Fnatic left wondering if they’d accidently queued ranked solo-duo. ⚰️
people on reddit are like: “he’s not even possible human” and “marteen must be using cheats because that aim isn’t real.” little do they know… this man’s just unlocked the next tier of reality. 👁️🗨️💯
if valorant had a pantheon?
marteen = the winter deity who looks at a record and says: not tall enough. ❄️🏆
AGlover [#10]yo listen up ⁉️
you ever see someone not just play valorant but straight rewrite the GODDAMN HISTORY BOOKS? that’s marteen. dude went absolute apeshit in the VCT EMEA Kickoff — back-to-back BO5s, no rest, no mercy — and ended up with 126 kills on the board, smashing records that people thought were untouchable. 🧊🔥not 88. not 106. not even 111.
126 kills.
the kind of number that makes analysts mute their mics and players rethink career choices. the Yoru just walked into the enemy spawn, waved goodbye to their plans, and walked out with a goddamn statline. 🧠💀Gentle Mates needed a miracle to punch their ticket to Masters Santiago, and marteen didn’t just deliver — he literally rewrote the rules mid-match. records shattered. egos broken. Fnatic left wondering if they’d accidently queued ranked solo-duo. ⚰️
people on reddit are like: “he’s not even possible human” and “marteen must be using cheats because that aim isn’t real.” little do they know… this man’s just unlocked the next tier of reality. 👁️🗨️💯
if valorant had a pantheon?
marteen = the winter deity who looks at a record and says: not tall enough. ❄️🏆
very truthfull twin
GE bans Lotus XLG bans Ascent
GE picks Pearl XLG picks Fracture
GE bans Haven XLG Breeze
Split decider
XLG has the chance to do the funniest thing ever but prev tournaments shows CN just get grouped all the time
Happywei vs Kr1stal whoever hard carries + the map vetoes
ILikeEsports [#1]Boy oh boy where do I even begin. yay… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the mouse, and that gorgeous aim. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you leave Optic. You had a rough career, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the stage, you're a great person and son, sometimes I even call you daddy. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. And tears continue to pour from my eyes when I watch you win nothing, because deep down, my glorious king don’t deserve it. I just want you to return to Pujan’s arms. But you never will, my sweet baby boy please come home and I will be rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2022 you made history happen. You destroyed Loud 3-0 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words how it feels to win Masters Reykjavik, "uh good". Not only have you changed the game of Valorant and the Chamber mains forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting washed, but still El Diablo, my El Diablo. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker. 🥰❤️🫶🏻
GE 2- 0 XLG
SudokuDude [#17]GE bans Lotus XLG bans Ascent
GE picks Pearl XLG picks Fracture
GE bans Haven XLG Breeze
Split decider
Split decider is a danger for GE. GE is clean on pearl but fracture feels dicey for both GE and XLG.
GE 2-1 XLG
kekW_gaming [#19]XLG has the chance to do the funniest thing ever but prev tournaments shows CN just get grouped all the time
Happywei vs Kr1stal whoever hard carries + the map vetoes
Udo and Pat will annihilate XLG
GE 2-1
Rarga said he cant play on stage, and this being the elimination map, GE takes the dub
Kr1stal vs Rarga and happywei(ex teammates)
Udotan vs NoMan (ex teammate)
LETSGOOO GE
ILikeEsports [#1]Boy oh boy where do I even begin. yay… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the mouse, and that gorgeous aim. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you leave Optic. You had a rough career, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the stage, you're a great person and son, sometimes I even call you daddy. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. And tears continue to pour from my eyes when I watch you win nothing, because deep down, my glorious king don’t deserve it. I just want you to return to Pujan’s arms. But you never will, my sweet baby boy please come home and I will be rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2022 you made history happen. You destroyed Loud 3-0 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words how it feels to win Masters Reykjavik, "uh good". Not only have you changed the game of Valorant and the Chamber mains forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting washed, but still El Diablo, my El Diablo. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker. 🥰❤️🫶🏻
Ezzz for GE
turtle96 [#6]SPAM ⚡️ THIS ⚡️ LIGHTNING ⚡️ BECAUSE ⚡️ GE ⚡️ IS ⚡️ FIGHTING!
Who is PatMen?in math: my solution ➗
in history: my king 👑
in art: my muse 🎨
in science: my oxygen 💨
in geography: my world 🌍
#GEWIN
#GEFIGHTING
#PatMenandturtle96UnitedAgainstHaters
#INDIAandPHandRUandAUandKRtogether
ts might be the corniest shit i've ever seen... are you a middle schooler?
waduhek_ [#24]Udo and Pat will annihilate XLG
Pat has not been himself this event. we have yet to see where he actually just go nuclear
Also XLG and GE have pracc with each other a lot of times so there's a strong familiarity with each other's strats / habits / positions
why is this game 2... 2-0 GE but like come on, its gonna be a fuckin insane match 1 and then match 2 is a fuckin email
https://www.vlr.gg/400164/rare-atom-vs-xi-lai-gaming-champions-tour-2024-china-ascension-gf
Kr1stal's gonna show them they cutoff the wrong russian
please GE dont lose, pacific will suffer for the next couple of months if we only had prx in playoff after all the strongest region bs and your couch saying shit about mid tier pacific team making top 4 america
karupinn [#28]Kr1stal vs Rarga and happywei(ex teammates)
Udotan vs NoMan (ex teammate)LETSGOOO GE
Leo vs udotan and lysoar vs autumn too
kekW_gaming [#31]Pat has not been himself this event. we have yet to see where he actually just go nuclear
Also XLG and GE have pracc with each other a lot of times so there's a strong familiarity with each other's strats / habits / positions
Pat has injury on his pinky
fufufufuffufufufu [#30]ts might be the corniest shit i've ever seen... are you a middle schooler?
yeah ur right
and thats why xi lai gaming will teach global esports how to speak chinese
XLG 2-0 shitter team
DSBY [#50]yeah ur right
and thats why xi lai gaming will teach global esports how to speak chinese
XLG 2-0 shitter team
Bro, they are Kr1stal's old teammates, and nothing is going to happen just because you say so, so stop yapping.
S1MONISBACK [#54]Bro, they are Kr1stal's old teammates, and nothing is going to happen just because you say so, so stop yapping.
yeah nothing will happen from globals part because they will lose to a chinese team
rarga fucking dogwalks
ILikeEsports [#1]Boy oh boy where do I even begin. yay… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the mouse, and that gorgeous aim. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you leave Optic. You had a rough career, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the stage, you're a great person and son, sometimes I even call you daddy. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. And tears continue to pour from my eyes when I watch you win nothing, because deep down, my glorious king don’t deserve it. I just want you to return to Pujan’s arms. But you never will, my sweet baby boy please come home and I will be rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2022 you made history happen. You destroyed Loud 3-0 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words how it feels to win Masters Reykjavik, "uh good". Not only have you changed the game of Valorant and the Chamber mains forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting washed, but still El Diablo, my El Diablo. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker. 🥰❤️🫶🏻
Xlg2- 1
Udotan vs NoMan
Kr1stal vs Rarga/happywei
Goddamn poetry
Unfortunately this is where PRX patmen wakes up
GE 2-1
Ez 2-0 GE wins
XLG won’t win more than 5 rounds in both the maps. Super ez for GE
DSBY [#56]yeah nothing will happen from globals part because they will lose to a chinese team
rarga fucking dogwalks
If they're that good, they should have no problem proving it
Shadow_Monarch [#62]Happywei hard carries XLG 2-1.
Happywei used all his juice last game
global got cooked in map picks i don't trust them with 3 site maps. Still do your best bois you can win it.
Rarga was right. He said he's not even confident that they can go to playoffs
XLGfan [#51]pls xlg stunt on these hoes
8 downvotes bunch of disgusting brainless pigs
Classic XLG and ch0na demolished as usual, tier 3 region
every korean at home giving Udotan their ki for his Spirit bomb
back to back 3ks
bender1 [#71]Udo hitting his form during the major is nice to see
#GEWIN
#KORAIM
Yes Himotan
how is APAC in equal with CN region
i was told they were better and that it's gonna be 2-0 ez by GE
why would they even give Lotus against 3 senti and they could not even defend against? classic Fraud Frost map veto lol
no way we're 1 map away to get 2 upsets today KEKW
kekW_gaming [#79]how is APAC in equal with CN region
i was told they were better and that it's gonna be 2-0 ez by GE
why would they even give Lotus against 3 senti and they could not even defend against? classic Fraud Frost map veto lol
no way we're 1 map away to get 2 upsets today KEKW
GE coaches fumbling map picks everytime i don't even know GE can play a 3 site map they always look horrible on them.
they knew each other's gameplay because they are scrim mates but GE shouldn't have choked that bad. always saving rounds just to save again and terrible retakes 😭🙅
no worried for map 3 tho, breeze is literally GE's domain
kekW_gaming [#79]how is APAC in equal with CN region
i was told they were better and that it's gonna be 2-0 ez by GE
why would they even give Lotus against 3 senti and they could not even defend against? classic Fraud Frost map veto lol
no way we're 1 map away to get 2 upsets today KEKW
Just fwi XLG’s lotus comp is attack sided
Akhmyed [#27]batman lurks in the shadows of chinese cities in the night
batman got jinxed
S1MONISBACK [#63]If they're that good, they should have no problem proving it
told you :)
Go Exit losing to CN
enjoy your first and last international VCT event
CN > APAC kekw
LMAO GLOBAL EMBARASSMENT P0TM0N, XAVI0K, UD0T0N, A0T0MN, KR0ST0L LMFAOOOO DONT EVER GO GLOBAL, JUST STAY IN REGIONALS, CAN ONLY BEAT APAC TEAMS LOOOL. APAC IS NOW THE WORST REGION BECAUSE OF THESE NOOBS LOOL, 1 TEAM REGION LMFAOOOOOOOO
kekW_gaming [#70]Rarga was right. He said he's not even confident that they can go to playoffs
say sum now. Mans needed to find his confidence back that's all
1US [#29]Ezzz for GE
Im gonna have to hold your balls when I say this…
tong5 [#72]Classic XLG and ch0na demolished as usual, tier 3 region
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT HAPPENED WHERE IS YOUR FLAIR???
MY BIGGEST FAN I LIVE RENT FREE IN YOUR HEAD.
WHERE IS STARXO RN? WHERE IS GENTLE MATES? NOT EVEN IN GROUPS ? AHHAHAAHAHAHA
Don't expect anything when your coach is anti-strat heavy. You can't compete with the best if you don't have a playstyle you can impose on others.
ahahahahahahahah imagine thinking xlg would lose to india keep downvoting morons
jenko_ [#103]say sum now. Mans needed to find his confidence back that's all
yeah he should give himself at least some credit after today
slimshadynick2 [#102]China clears india yet again lmao
In Siachen as well
fucking shitshow, both FS and GE. Showed up in Stage 2 just to get grouped, the korean teams would've 1000% played better if they made it, sucks for them to get shit on when GE and FS were hot but fuck me both teams were atrocious in London.
PRX is this region's only hope
frost once said that the mid apac teams would be atleast 2nd place on americas, and they can't even get playoffs 🥀🥀🥀
tong5 [#76]Hahaha these teams I cant
APAC is literally tier 3 region
WAITER WAITER!
excuse me waiter can i change my flair one more time!
im thinking i will pick a team outside of emea this time because no matter who i pick they are all dogshit and ill end up having to change it every masters
Tilting the rest of the half after losing a fucking 2v5 they didnt deserve to win this
XLGfan [#106]HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT HAPPENED WHERE IS YOUR FLAIR???
MY BIGGEST FAN I LIVE RENT FREE IN YOUR HEAD.
WHERE IS STARXO RN? WHERE IS GENTLE MATES? NOT EVEN IN GROUPS ? AHHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHA XLG DODGING EVERY RELEVANT TEAM AS USUAL TO SCRAP OVER TIER 3 APAC XDDDDDDDD
MY BIGGEST FAN I LIVE RENT FREE IN YOUR HEAD
SCRAPPING OVER JUST TO GO 0-2 NEXT STAGE AS USUAL, TIER 3 REGION
WHERE XLG? 0-2 TO TIER 2 NRG? HAHAHAHA LMAO
those who downvoted that comments predicts xlg win,where you now lol
Imagine losing to Chinese shittiest waste of slot region. I'd rather have korean teams in the tournament than these fckers who only knows how to choke. Especially PatMen who keeps giving first bloods to enemies, which keeps killing their momentum. Idc about the injury but maybe take a break or something, fck this shit, sacrificed my sleep for this shit. Nt to udotan, kr1stal and autumn. The two Filipinos on your team are legit bottom fragging the whole series, what an embarrassment. Global Embarrassment indeed
tong5 [#117]HAHAHAHHA XLG DODGING EVERY RELEVANT TEAM AS USUAL TO SCRAP OVER TIER 3 APAC XDDDDDDDD
MY BIGGEST FAN I LIVE RENT FREE IN YOUR HEAD
SCRAPPING OVER JUST TO GO 0-2 NEXT STAGE AS USUAL, TIER 3 REGION
WHERE XLG? 0-2 TO TIER 2 NRG? HAHAHAHA LMAO
buddy i completely forgot you existed until i check my inbox for the first time in 3 months and guess who is in my mentions after MONTHS. your favorite teams cant even make groups shut yo bitchass up and pick a new flair disgusting europig
XLGfan [#115]WAITER WAITER!
excuse me waiter can i change my flair one more time!
im thinking i will pick a team outside of emea this time because no matter who i pick they are all dogshit and ill end up having to change it every masters
https://www.vlr.gg/684610/team-vitality-vs-dragon-ranger-gaming-valorant-masters-london-2026-r1
https://www.vlr.gg/684619/fut-esports-vs-nrg-valorant-masters-london-2026-r3-1-1
CRY ME A RIVER CH0NA FAN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XLGfan [#120]buddy i completely forgot you existed until i check my inbox for the first time in 3 months and guess who is in my mentions after MONTHS. your favorite teams cant even make groups shut yo bitchass up and pick a new flair disgusting europig
Yes yes its not like you got banned on site and couldnt post LMAO
tong5 [#122]Yes yes its not like you got banned on site and couldnt post LMAO
whatever excuse you need lil bro i own your entire life
farvskuns [#119]Imagine losing to Chinese shittiest waste of slot region. I'd rather have korean teams in the tournament than these fckers who only knows how to choke. Especially PatMen who keeps giving first bloods to enemies, which keeps killing their momentum. Idc about the injury but maybe take a break or something, fck this shit, sacrificed my sleep for this shit. Nt to udotan, kr1stal and autumn. The two Filipinos on your team are legit bottom fragging the whole series, what an embarrassment. Global Embarrassment indeed
hahaha told u guys korean teams are better
XLGfan [#123]whatever excuse you need lil bro i own your entire life
Thanks for reminding me that my Polish boy PROFEK is there so Im cheering for him :)
Global Embarrassment really gave Lotus away for XLG thinking they could counter it
that costed them this series and their chance to go to playoffs
tong5 [#121]https://www.vlr.gg/684610/team-vitality-vs-dragon-ranger-gaming-valorant-masters-london-2026-r1
https://www.vlr.gg/684619/fut-esports-vs-nrg-valorant-masters-london-2026-r3-1-1
CRY ME A RIVER CH0NA FAN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
guys i fell asleep for a couple months why didn't starxo and GM make masters?
https://www.vlr.gg/660390/eternal-fire-vs-gentle-mates-vct-2026-emea-stage-1-lr2
oh... damn. BTA by the worst team in the worst region.
tong5 [#125]Thanks for reminding me that my Polish boy PROFEK is there so Im cheering for him :)
is that the next prodigy of yours? someone that has been in pro scene since beta and still ass not doing shit?
XLGfan [#127]guys i fell asleep for a couple months why didn't starxo and GM make masters?
https://www.vlr.gg/660390/eternal-fire-vs-gentle-mates-vct-2026-emea-stage-1-lr2
oh... damn. BTA by the worst team in the worst region.
You act like im turbo fan of GM when I literally dont care about them, I just cheer for my Polish boys whenever they play on internationals
You can put 1 PL player into any EU team and I will cheer for them on internationals, cringe kid
Funny how "Worst team" in my region is better than every single team from your region XD
XLGfan [#128]is that the next prodigy of yours? someone that has been in pro scene since beta and still ass not doing shit?
XLG lost 2-0 to NRG
FUT won vs NRG
VIT won vs FUT
Imagine how horrible XLG must be, damn xD
tong5 [#129]You act like im turbo fan of GM when I literally dont care about them, I just cheer for my Polish boys whenever they play on internationals
You can put 1 PL player into any EU team and I will cheer for them on internationals, cringe kid
Funny how "Worst team" in my region is better than every single team from your region XD
yeah what was EMEA highest placement in last masters? surely they had a team place higher than CN right?
kekW_gaming [#126]Global Embarrassment really gave Lotus away for XLG thinking they could counter it
that costed them this series and their chance to go to playoffs
Ye the coaches threw this one more than the player the map picks were horrid for ge
tong5 [#129]You act like im turbo fan of GM when I literally dont care about them, I just cheer for my Polish boys whenever they play on internationals
You can put 1 PL player into any EU team and I will cheer for them on internationals, cringe kid
Funny how "Worst team" in my region is better than every single team from your region XD
when was last time emea won masters?
when was last time CN won masters?
yeah thats what i thought.
XLGfan [#131]yeah what was EMEA highest placement in last masters? surely they had a team place higher than CN right?
Of course
CN: AG finished 5-6
EMEA: BBL Finished 5-6, GM finished 7-8
We had 2 teams and you fluked one irrelevant team as usual
tong5 [#130]XLG lost 2-0 to NRG
FUT won vs NRG
VIT won vs FUT
Imagine how horrible XLG must be, damn xD
using transitive property in sports XD absolute pinnacle of europig IQ
D3veloper [#124]hahaha told u guys korean teams are better
4 korean teams and 2 japanese teams not a single one qualify still crying and begging for a qualification slot.
XLGfan [#133]when was last time emea won masters?
when was last time CN won masters?
yeah thats what i thought.
You're right, EMEA won masters
But CN never won masters
yeah, thats what i thought, keep digging your own grave XDDD
tong5 [#134]Of course
CN: AG finished 5-6
EMEA: BBL Finished 5-6, GM finished 7-8
We had 2 teams and you fluked one irrelevant team as usual
damn EMEA smurfed it. i thought that EMEA's worst team was better than CN's best team... so like did eternal fire get top 4 or what am i missing here?
D3veloper [#124]hahaha told u guys korean teams are better
If they were better they would be the ones in the stage, bozo. If they were the one in the tournament maybe they would not choke but instead lose miserably so I can be spared from the frustration of watching these chokers.
XLGfan [#138]damn EMEA smurfed it. i thought that EMEA's worst team was better than CN's best team... so like did eternal fire get top 4 or what am i missing here?
Are you drunk or something? (rhetorical question)
Eternal Fire wasnt even on last masters
tong5 [#137]You're right, EMEA won masters
But CN never won masters
yeah, thats what i thought, keep digging your own grave XDDD
https://www.vlr.gg/378829/edward-gaming-vs-team-heretics-valorant-champions-2024-gf
classic emea moment
tong5 [#142]Are you drunk or something? (rhetorical question)
Eternal Fire wasnt even on last masters
wow no way! the worst team in the region didn't make masters? i had no clue !!
XLGfan [#143]https://www.vlr.gg/378829/edward-gaming-vs-team-heretics-valorant-champions-2024-gf
classic emea moment
So its still not masters? classic XLGfan moment
Guess which region took 2 last places last masters
Oh, it was EDG and XLG, both tier 4 teams
Imagine sendind 3 teams to masters and 2 of them FINISH BOTH LAST PLACES XDDDD
Btw no one cares about that fluke champs, honeymoon period for fresh region, useless after as everyone expected
XLGfan [#144]wow no way! the worst team in the region didn't make masters? i had no clue !!
Oh RIOT didnt remove every CN slot and give EMEA their all spots? I had no clue!
tong5 [#146]Oh RIOT didnt remove every CN slot and give EMEA their all spots? I had no clue!
backtrack 101. worst team in EMEA better than best CN team. still waiting to see proof.
finneas [#112]fucking shitshow, both FS and GE. Showed up in Stage 2 just to get grouped, the korean teams would've 1000% played better if they made it, sucks for them to get shit on when GE and FS were hot but fuck me both teams were atrocious in London.
PRX is this region's only hope
Prx IS still the favorites to Win thou Also T1 and drx were not good
tong5 [#145]So its still not masters? classic XLGfan moment
Guess which region took 2 last places last masters
Oh, it was EDG and XLG, both tier 4 teams
Imagine sendind 3 teams to masters and 2 of them FINISH BOTH LAST PLACES XDDDD
Btw no one cares about that fluke champs, honeymoon period for fresh region, useless after as everyone expected
literally the difference between MSI and world's lmfao what a moron. riot event = riot event. more teams, higher stakes, better win. and sent emea crying home with a silver medal. that shit region hasn't won anything in years.
XLGfan [#147]backtrack 101. worst team in EMEA better than best CN team. still waiting to see proof.
https://www.vlr.gg/event/2760/valorant-masters-santiago-2026/swiss-stage
11th–12th EDward Gaming
11th–12th Xi Lai Gaming
https://www.vlr.gg/625788/gentle-mates-vs-edward-gaming-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-r1
8 maps played
0 maps won
HAHAHAHHA PLEASE REMOVE ALL SLOTS OF THIS REGION AND LET THEIR #1 GO BO5 VS #2 APAC FOR ONE SLOT XDDD
XLGfan [#150]literally the difference between MSI and world's lmfao what a moron. riot event = riot event. more teams, higher stakes, better win. and sent emea crying home with a silver medal. that shit region hasn't won anything in years.
https://www.vlr.gg/625788/gentle-mates-vs-edward-gaming-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-r1
HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
8 MAPS PLAYED
0 MAPS WON
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
tong5 [#151]https://www.vlr.gg/event/2760/valorant-masters-santiago-2026/swiss-stage
11th–12th EDward Gaming
11th–12th Xi Lai Gaming
https://www.vlr.gg/625788/gentle-mates-vs-edward-gaming-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-r1
8 maps played
0 maps won
HAHAHAHHA PLEASE REMOVE ALL SLOTS OF THIS REGION AND LET THEIR #1 GO BO5 VS #2 APAC FOR ONE SLOT XDDD
https://www.vlr.gg/626545/gentle-mates-vs-all-gamers-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-lr1
kekW_gaming [#126]Global Embarrassment really gave Lotus away for XLG thinking they could counter it
that costed them this series and their chance to go to playoffs
ikr coaches on valorant teams sucks compared to cs
even nrg didnt ban haven against fut when they know fut obliterated vit and full sense with that map xd
tong5 [#152]https://www.vlr.gg/625788/gentle-mates-vs-edward-gaming-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-r1
HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
8 MAPS PLAYED
0 MAPS WON
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
me when i forget about a certain CN team so I only use 2 of them in my conversation
https://www.vlr.gg/626545/gentle-mates-vs-all-gamers-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-lr1
i know it still hurts lil bro... the way gentle pigs threw the game and got sent packing by the region you hate so much. sorry little guy.
XLGfan [#155]me when i forget about a certain CN team so I only use 2 of them in my conversation
https://www.vlr.gg/626545/gentle-mates-vs-all-gamers-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-lr1
i know it still hurts lil bro... the way gentle pigs threw the game and got sent packing by the region you hate so much. sorry little guy.
Casually ignoring 0-8 by his teams (0-4 by his greatest teams ever) and then links one fluke, expected from XLGfan
tong5 [#151]https://www.vlr.gg/event/2760/valorant-masters-santiago-2026/swiss-stage
11th–12th EDward Gaming
11th–12th Xi Lai Gaming
https://www.vlr.gg/625788/gentle-mates-vs-edward-gaming-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-r1
8 maps played
0 maps won
HAHAHAHHA PLEASE REMOVE ALL SLOTS OF THIS REGION AND LET THEIR #1 GO BO5 VS #2 APAC FOR ONE SLOT XDDD
remember when gentle piggies were up 8-2 on map 3 vs "the worst region in the world" and then "the worst region in the world" won 11 rounds straight on a dogshit memea team and sent them back to their dog house
lulshotXD [#64]Happywei used all his juice last game
You called it lol.
tong5 [#156]Casually ignoring 0-8 by his teams (0-4 by his greatest teams ever) and then links one fluke, expected from XLGfan
win = fluke
loss = bad
maybe try not losing 11 rounds in a row? just a suggestion...
maybe try making the group stage? instead of losing 0-2 to eternal fire (sobbing XD)
hyemuffin [#154]ikr coaches on valorant teams sucks compared to cs
even nrg didnt ban haven against fut when they know fut obliterated vit and full sense with that map xd
I Mean Haven IS one of the NRG best maps
Kasstne [#160]I Mean Haven IS one of the NRG best maps
fr but they couldve avoid it? its always fut's prio map pick
XLGfan [#157]remember when gentle piggies were up 8-2 on map 3 vs "the worst region in the world" and then "the worst region in the world" won 11 rounds straight on a dogshit memea team and sent them back to their dog house
Well, imagine playing 8 maps as region in masters and lose every single one of them
If you lose every single game and win one that didnt matter anyway, its literally definition of fluke
Keep coping
tong5 [#162]Well, imagine playing 8 maps as region in masters and lose every single one of them
If you lose every single game and win one that didnt matter anyway, its literally definition of fluke
Keep coping
i think you are forgetting some maps from a certain team from CN that also played in santiago. maybe get checked for amnesia next time you are at doctors office !
XLGfan [#164]i think you are forgetting some maps from a certain team from CN that also played in santiago. maybe get checked for amnesia next time you are at doctors office !
You're talking about that one map win vs APAC?
Oh so that previous 0-10 doesnt exist anymore, facts
tong5 [#166]You're talking about that one map win vs APAC?
Oh so that previous 0-10 doesnt exist anymore, facts
https://www.vlr.gg/626545/gentle-mates-vs-all-gamers-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-lr1
https://www.vlr.gg/626545/gentle-mates-vs-all-gamers-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-lr1
https://www.vlr.gg/626545/gentle-mates-vs-all-gamers-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-lr1
https://www.vlr.gg/626545/gentle-mates-vs-all-gamers-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-lr1
https://www.vlr.gg/626545/gentle-mates-vs-all-gamers-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-lr1
lets use our fingers to count next time. the mental counting isn't working
XLGfan [#167]https://www.vlr.gg/626545/gentle-mates-vs-all-gamers-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-lr1
https://www.vlr.gg/626545/gentle-mates-vs-all-gamers-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-lr1
https://www.vlr.gg/626545/gentle-mates-vs-all-gamers-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-lr1
https://www.vlr.gg/626545/gentle-mates-vs-all-gamers-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-lr1
https://www.vlr.gg/626545/gentle-mates-vs-all-gamers-valorant-masters-santiago-2026-lr1
lets use our fingers to count next time. the mental counting isn't working
So you literally proved my point that they didnt win a single other game and its the only fluke? Wow, you just proved what I said, good job!
Ron123 [#86]we're throwing rounds after rounds wtf
not throw just shit lol
tong5 [#168]So you literally proved my point that they didnt win a single other game and its the only fluke? Wow, you just proved what I said, good job!
im just trying to help you learn to count man. i know its really hard at first but babies tend to pick it up pretty fast, i know you'll get there.
XLGfan [#171]im just trying to help you learn to count man. i know its really hard at first but babies tend to pick it up pretty fast, i know you'll get there.
"If you lose every single game and win one that didnt matter anyway, its literally definition of fluke"
And you link me.... the game you fluked and you lost every single other game (0-4 XLG 0-4 EDG 0-2 AG)
Hahah imagine going 0-10 as region, lmao
tong5 [#172]"If you lose every single game and win one that didnt matter anyway, its literally definition of fluke"
And you link me.... the game you fluked and you lost every single other game (0-4 XLG 0-4 EDG 0-2 AG)
Hahah imagine going 0-10 as region, lmao
EMEA placement check
HAHAHA i knew it this team wont do shit in international
I blame PRX for letting these fraud qualify
What a Global Embarrassment
And people still wonder, why PRX dropped PatMen? He chokes when the stakes are high.
People are really jobless to be hating on a new team with 3 rookies. nice try Global, but holy fk the racism in vlr is out of control. Jesus!
S1MONISBACK [#63]If they're that good, they should have no problem proving it
They sure proved it
TheNoob [#132]Ye the coaches threw this one more than the player the map picks were horrid for ge
cope harder
TheNoob [#136]4 korean teams and 2 japanese teams not a single one qualify still crying and begging for a qualification slot.
better than you. useless. indian org but 0 indian players. they know how bad you pariahs are. even best player from india SkRossi is in a tier 2 team. hahhahahhaha
NT GE. They shoudlve made playoffs. China getting a team to the playoffs is great.
tenzwithoutkyedae [#177]People are really jobless to be hating on a new team with 3 rookies. nice try Global, but holy fk the racism in vlr is out of control. Jesus!
'name " happier
frost does all this talk and still has nothing to show or doesnt have anything under his belt fraudest coach fr
What was supposed to be an easy matchup for ge to playoffs turns out to be their demise interesting turn of events. That being said, happy for xlg props to them they have looked grt in this game.
tenzwithoutkyedae [#177]People are really jobless to be hating on a new team with 3 rookies. nice try Global, but holy fk the racism in vlr is out of control. Jesus!
shut up
farvskuns [#139]If they were better they would be the ones in the stage, bozo. If they were the one in the tournament maybe they would not choke but instead lose miserably so I can be spared from the frustration of watching these chokers.
I'm not watching the Masters because there are no Korean teams in London, but I am watching as the Philippines, Thailand, and India tarnish the reputation of the Pacific. The best region has turned into the worst. shame on you pinoy
tenzwithoutkyedae [#177]People are really jobless to be hating on a new team with 3 rookies. nice try Global, but holy fk the racism in vlr is out of control. Jesus!
ikr, these racists are pretty quiet when ge was winning
Map 3 Breeze: Single Smoker Viper and no Blind Agent lost GE the Map. Too many times lost to angles not smoked off or to the OP.
GE can't even beat the team they play most.GE and XLG are scrim partners yet GE still lost to them after all the big talk from Frost.What a disappointing performance
daddy_ [#198]GE can't even beat the team they play most.GE and XLG are scrim partners yet GE still lost to them after all the big talk from Frost.What a disappointing performance
One team had to loose , if xlg lost it will apply to them so this doesn't make any sense
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