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DAY IN THE LIFE OF TENZ

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#1
king_bob

MORNING

Kyedae: omggg babe how come you arent using a toothbrush!!!

TenZ: dont need it, I can use my finger just fine

Kyedae: omggg not againnnnnnnnn Tysonnnn you need a toothbrush if you’re gonna brush your teeth!!!

TenZ: and complicate easy shit like this with unnecessary util? Why the fuck would I do that

Kyedae: omggg Tysoooooon

AFTERNOON

Kyedae: omggg babeeeee please use a spoon if you’re gonna be eating soup!!! stop using your hands your making a mess everywhere!!!

TenZ: I already have my hands why do I need some util slop in my vicinity whatsoever blocking up my vision and everything are you insane or something? I don’t NEED a spoon to eat my soup

Kyedae: buuuut Tysoooooooooooooon

TenZ: i dont wanna hear it, also using a spoon aka util slows down the gameplay, nobody likes slow boring ass games, but that’s just my personal opinion of course

NIGHT

Kyedae: there’s no fucking way you just took a shower with no soap

TenZ: yeah I pass on that util too

Kyedae: omg Tyson your armpits smell like shit come on man

TenZ: soap is utility I feel like you should know that by now? Also the recharge on soap is just way too OP like you can swipe it on your body once then boom it’s already recharged for another swipe that’s just fucking ridiculous and nobody wants to nerf it the lazy fucks. Miss me with that.

Kyedae: can you at least use deodorant?

TenZ: good one

#2
askrial
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thank you, king bob.

#3
CrackedDuelist
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yet another king_bob banger

#4
Luceus
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what did i just read

#5
delighted
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mods nuke this guy's house

#21
delighted
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jett shorts in the big ass october 14 2025

#24
king_bob
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you have beef with a twitter account of 61 followers?

#25
delighted
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yeah

#6
Yistyy
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These are the high effort posts we like to see

#7
trikecycle
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Your best post

#14
king_bob
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the one I made exactly 25 hours ago was my favorite but noooooo it’s unsuitable conteeeeent and got remooooveeed

#16
king_bob
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king bob why was it removed we’re all so curious please tell us

#18
king_bob
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well you see the post involved tenz getting drafted to the military and apparently that violates a rule on the vlr.gg forums

#19
king_bob
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oh wow that is so interesting king bob god I wish I could see the post I bet it was super interesting and insightful into the psyche of tenz

#22
Tempest24
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this one was a banger it made me sad that it got taken down

#26
king_bob
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oh dude we already have so much in common what are the odds

#27
Tempest24
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we are like best friends why dont we play roblox steal a baddie together and go on a date afterwards

#28
king_bob
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wait do you hear that

#29
Tempest24
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hear what?

#31
Tempest24
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h-hear what 😟

#32
king_bob
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baddie: hey boys

holy shit what do I say holy shit holy shit

#8
Prase
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Honestly gold

#9
Effluxi
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heinous but also hilarious so you pass

#10
9wntr
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cinema

#11
overweightcat34
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W

#12
cloudberry
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Now that's a good post right there

#13
KClaw
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W king bob

#15
Tempest24
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im sorry for speaking shit about you boob
you r goated

#17
Lyxium
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Thank you king_boob

#23
sw4gman
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when does complainZ shut up

#30
EpicGamerGamingEpicly
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incredible post

#34
MrBlooBloom
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Good one

#35
Rakooon
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Okay, even I admit this was a good one bob.

#36
notepicfailboi
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king bob’s magnum opus. it will not get better than this

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