whos we bro

ngl why did nrg let it be this close against some b tier team

xi lai gaming wiping the floor with 100t

• win champs with s1mon's utility
• chill during the off season, whole team gets fat
• shit the bed in kick off
• start a smear campaign on the guy who borderline won you champs
• be utterly useless afterwards

Some of Jake "Boastenyahu" Howlett's BO5 kills-death stats:
-30 Toronto final
-35 Paris final
-29 today

big improvement from his -35 at champs finals, or -30 in toronto. just boot this guy ngl

but he is so cool! every pause he lays back and he has a solo leveling profile picture! thats so aura!

everyone is 12 theory seems more and more realistic

London (passive aggressive, occasionally chill, brits often pretend they dont understand you)
Paris (full toxic slug eaters)
Frankfurt (everyone plays here, also 67 quintillion turkish players)
Warsaw (never played, has worse ping than London for some reason?)
Stockholm (playing here once makes you want Riot to implement region locks)
Madrid (qued here once accidentally, there were 10 crayon eaters in the lobby)

a good thing that he is looking into other career options. too bad he doesnt seem very proficient in a musical career either.

dynamic is probably the best for getting better in val. but imo you should just play something that is challenging and fun so it doesnt feel like a chore. if you get better in one area of aiming, the other areas will also improve, but not at the same pace ofc.

ball knower non biased ranking:

1. Finland
2. Norway
3. Iceland
4. Denmark
5. Sweden

no, he's real I've seen him in his home at korvatunturi. the elves ARENT SLAVES, they get paid in company credit, live in company housing and buy from company owned "stores" totally not slavery

you like the pretty boy

viper v3 pro
artisan zero soft

invy is straight up like 2 tiers above patmen

debating teams for tier 10^1000000 tournament

the 4 people playing valorant in australia and new zealand combined agree

rk62 m2 vandal when?

idk, saw the gimmick on twitter and thought it was funny. i guess fans of these teams = bad

👩‍🦲Israeligpt, please generate me a valorant team 👨‍❤️‍👨 I can root for in VCT🎧🖱️

🇮🇱🤖 GENERATING....⚡️

🇮🇱🤖 GENERATING....⚡️

🇮🇱🤖 GENERATING....⚡️

🇮🇱🤖 GENERATION COMPLETE❕✅💡

🇮🇱🤖 YOUR TEAMS ARE:

• FNATIC
• SENTINELS
• PAPER REX
• EDWARD GAMING

no org wants to pick up a guy who ate nine...

now ill have to use some fuckass na flair

lowkey just blow your shit smoove off

Shawshank redemption
Oppenheimer
Schindler's list

more light hearted ones would be new superman and the pirates of the caribbean saga

keiko? spiritzi? westside? happywei? xeus? suy? something? fuck even zekken?
nah, I'll include fucking nightz, cane and aleksandar

shit signs with butt type move

i dont know what people see in him besides being an igl. i dont watch americas but everytime i watch a sen game he is down there with zellsis

-koi
-apeks
-mates
+mates

that leaves 2 spots

as long as lohan stays liquid can turn out just fine, like this year. when TL announced their 2025 roster no one was expecting anything from them, kamo was on koi, keiko was quite bad in 2024, kamyk and pati were "decent." they had a budget roster but made it work

i've been a keiko fan since he signed with apeks, also skuba is aight

ngl the only player i dislike is odin hitler

i gotta change my flair to some bum ass na org now wtf.

trexx effect

please no

crouch spraying is lowkey too viable

i havent seen trexx and UBL in the same room before #noticing

2025:

• Wins regionally
• roster implodes, "due to conflict of interest"
• signs to liquid
• wins regionally
• roster implodes, "due to conflict of interest"

truly the one and only region merchant
source: https://x.com/RocketBullets/status/1978540556960538764

blow my shit smoove off

i couldnt make it past 15 mins in the movie, im just not the target audience at all

they tend to do that when you hang shirts on hangers, depending on the shirt you should just fold them

with the new patch riot wants to center gunplay, so i think they should create new gamemodes for practicing gunplay or just make the old ones actually good. suggestions:

• Easiest fix is to create community servers. The community knows what it wants and will provide it, for example all the warmup, retake and dm servers in CS.
• Make deathmatches last a 15 minutes and have no winners. the current deathmatch incentivises getting kills, which means my dm lobbies are full of audio off angle campers, which is not fun nor really helpful for anyone. other fixes to dms are no audio dms (but you still hear your own gun), HS only dms, dms where staying still overtime kills you. and for the love of god make the respawns faster
• a warmup gamemode that is a hub where you have constant 1v1s (like the iso ult), with like a 1 second downtime. make it so you can either choose what range you want, or let the range be random.

current dm has its problems which i mentioned, tdm maps are bad and it has abilities for some reason and the skirmish mode has like a full minute downtime before you get another duel.

idk there is like a quintillion challengers teams in emea so it might be harder so stand out

autism

thats some commitment to your bit

"im a judge player, no one can clear me midround now!"

no actually longer sprays will be harder now, since they increased the randomness of the horizontal spray after 0,6s

he highkey carried them in champs

1. 5k, even if there's a revive, and someone else kills them, 5 kills = ace
2. kill every enemy once (i think tracker and the game use this one), kill everyone once, if a clove revive gets killed by someone else, it still counts as an ace.
3. kill everyone including revives

cs for example uses "kill whole team" so if theres only 4 players present, killing them means you got an ace

tän takii oot gold bro