Listing Zellshits Career Achivements

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Zellshits best feats in his career are:

Getting 0-3'd in VCT NA S2 GF to SEN (went -23 in that one, is that allowed?)
Winning an offseason tournament that literally nobody but SEN cared about to even scrim or practice for
Getting 0-3'd in the 3rd Red Bull Home Ground GF to 100T
Winning not one, but TWO Knights Monthlys
Winning some inhouse three-day long org invite with Tier 2 teams
Winning Misfits Gaming Invitational, a Tier 4 tournament
Beating Boostio, a World Champion
Winning Nerd Street Gamers Winter Championship: Open 4 (big)
Getting 0-2'd in the UBSF of the Americas League to EG (won a whole 7 rounds to the future World Champs, also big)
Getting hard carried vs PRX in LOCK//IN (their only win in that tourney)
Got suspended for racism

Clearly a better fit over a World Champion!!! #FREEPANCADA

EDIT: I understand that some of you may find these results unbelievable considering his position right now of replacing Pancada, and so did I at the start, but I encourage you all to make use of vlr.gg and go through his past matches!

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Manaphy

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I'm sure he has a fire twerk compilation though.

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TM06Nick

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I've never bothered to look but looking at zellsis from his player image/cams he looks like a white guy with hank hill ass. Am I wrong?

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AstroGalaxy

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And what has loud done???
Nothing! 2022 actually never happened right guys?

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noaware

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what the fuck are you talking about even

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bronzil_enjoyer

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are all sen fans braindead and stupid?

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nmshowl

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the answer to that question is in the affirmative.

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kitsuneHP

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tf you yapping about

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Orangepanda

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Least fanatic sen fans

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Targu1n

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I love the fact that a post denying the existence of 2022 as a whole is actually baiting people

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AstroGalaxy

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I am a master baiter

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WhoseTao

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??? Loud 22 is the greatest team of all time ???

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TOM_RIDDLE

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bro is an ultimate zellsis hater and i love it

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buttholehair

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TOM RIDDLE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE 😭😭😭😭

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losing to a kid after having seven horcrux I decided to take over the world through vlr

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babysasuke

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Bro is forgetting the legendary achievement of laughing on stage after being too heavy to get carried by yay and Xeppa and costing yay (a real world class talent) a year of his career

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XtraChrxs

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it actually got me so mad that they were laughing and yay was the only one who cared

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Vianx11

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even if zellsis is shit aint no way he was the reason behind y0y downfall
its just chamber got nerfed

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babysasuke

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Yay was good at LOCK//IN

Then goes to a structureless tier 2 fraud team that doesn’t even respect him, now is adjusting to living in Korea

You haven’t seen the last of yay yet, but the last of Zellsis on stage will be here soon enough

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Vianx11

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yk in lockin against drx c9 played 3 maps and won one of them where yay botfragged
and lost both where he topfragged
implies how useless he was to c9

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babysasuke

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One where C9 couldn’t facilitate yay, 2 where yay took matters into his own hands but the team is just too heavy

Stay mad that yay 1v9d the whole world with one agent for a year

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Vianx11

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one broken agent for a year

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babysasuke

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Why couldn’t anyone else do it 😭😭😭 and how did yay get scouted before Chamber released 😭😭😭 braindamage 😭😭😭

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Vianx11

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talking about 2022 when you say gambit players are stuck in 2021
the irony

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sdgdfdrgdrfgdrgdrfttdhy

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0/8

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AlexSMTxx

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y0y + trashies

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meadows

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And all of that is 100x the achievements you or your offspring will accomplish 😊

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happiness_

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That's probably because I don't play competitive Valorant, good argument though! #FREEPANCADA

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pickleguy483

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ohhh 💯💯💯!!! sick😎🕶️🕶️ burn🔥🔥, you got him there!!! dope🕶️.

signing📝 off, pickleguy483 👋👋👋!

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meadows

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Thanks pickleguy483, I thought it was a pretty solid burn too! 🤪🤪

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pickleguy483

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solid as a boulder 🪨🪨🪨 dude

cya, pickleguy483 👋

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TOM_RIDDLE

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twerking

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axetjj

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What do you think the sentinels roster should be

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Bluelive

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I wont lie, As unfortunate Pancada getting benched is. This just makes it funnier how Pancada got diffed by someone with a Personality and no achievements

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TM06Nick

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He didn't get diffed, he just was unable to come to USA to practice with the team and they decided to just keep going because they were winning off season events lol

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noaware

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yeah dude but have you thought about the vibes

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Parzelel

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do you have split personalities that have different nationalities and teams?

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fku

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no way he still benched pancada, pancada must be so sh*t

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Bronzillian really putting time hating a player cuz their regional player is washed lmao

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lorenzopajaroFC

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Wasn’t there also an instance where he pretended to give a blowjob on stage and got fined for it

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Simp4S0m

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Add saved his breach ult for next season xd

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bruddah

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kkkkkkkkkk

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beenchilling

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How about you list your achievements first?

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NoOne_ButMe

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Stop the crying dude

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beenchilling

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Thats what im saying dude

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NoOne_ButMe

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Wait that makes sense lol

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espeon

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thankfully some sane people here 💥💥💥 #SAVEPANCADA

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donkkomong

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Zellsis carried C9. You should change ur name to unhappiness_

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Do you genuinely have brain damage or is the zellsis hate just troll shitposts that don't make sense. It just sounds like you're a fat no-life who has never been inside a team environment in your entire life. Compare the difference in the comms videos between when pancada was in vs with zellsis and you have your answer for why he's in the team. Negligible difference in performance for better team atmosphere and a guy who can actually speak the language enough to talk to his teammates. Pancada is a phenomenal player and u can dickride how good he is all u want but he makes the team worse being in there instead of zellsis. sorry that your favourite player got benched for better results

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TOM_RIDDLE

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essaying

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NexusNomad

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Zellsis is a shit player and u can dickride how good he is all u want but he makes the team worse being in there instead of pancada.

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Jihyeok

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zellsis in your head rent free

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stormynmn

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melodymur

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might as well add "VCT Masters Champion" in there