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Dream Jobs? (Blocked if u say any job in tech)

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PooFaceCe

Title

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goofyahh1447
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automotive engineer

Blocked if u say any job in tech

based, tech and business jobs are fake

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LifeIsALie
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Probably a professional luxury food critic you get to eat at 5 star restaurants for free and then criticize the smallest most insignificant stuff just to be paid boatloads

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PooFaceCe
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LifeIsALie [#3]

Probably a professional luxury food critic you get to eat at 5 star restaurants for free and then criticize the smallest most insignificant stuff just to be paid boatloads

questionably attainable but I wont act like it wouldn't be fire

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LifeIsALie
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PooFaceCe [#4]

questionably attainable but I wont act like it wouldn't be fire

obv that is why its a dream job, probably only like 10-15 people in the world would be respected enough in the food industry to have a job like this

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jkjkjk
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LifeIsALie [#5]

obv that is why its a dream job, probably only like 10-15 people in the world would be respected enough in the food industry to have a job like this

The thing is that those people already have a boatload of money, so in reality they only partake in the first two actions (eat, criticize), and eating at a Michelin-starred restaurant is nothing special to them.

You don't get the money after you criticize, you usually get it before and then you're allowed to criticize. This isn't a dream job, it's a networking hobby for the elite top restaurateurs of the world.

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kapteN
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Owner of a successful guitar manufacturing company.

That’d be the dream.

Currently in strategy consulting.

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Alanzika
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Day trader.

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Reimsy
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Cinematographer for movies

On my way there (fingers crossed)

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Jinxypoo
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valorant

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bronzil_enjoyer
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Jinxypoo [#10]

valorant

👑🥛

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geospliced
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Field ecologist

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Wezzaa
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Environmental Conservationist

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geospliced
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Wezzaa [#13]

Environmental Conservationist

Give me a high five! ✋

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MeloSquids
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stuck between psychologist and law enforcement

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LimiNaL
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Football player

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namuw0w
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a record label owner

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luckypleb
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vlr baiter

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Pulpo
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Reimsy [#9]

Cinematographer for movies

On my way there (fingers crossed)

GL bro! cinematography is a beautiful art! I want to direct (that's my dream job) and I'm kind of a cinematography nerd too
Any cinematographers that inspire you?
Wish you the best!

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bearmans
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landlord.

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kapteN
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MeloSquids [#15]

stuck between psychologist and law enforcement

Honestly you could combine the two no?

Criminology studies are very heavy on psychology and a criminal analyser/interrogator/investigator is the best mix if you want to do both

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kapteN
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bearmans [#20]

landlord.

Highly overrated believe me.

I was a landlord and all the shit is not worth the trouble. Took it off the rental market as soon as I could legally get the renters out and sold it

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kapteN
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LifeIsALie [#5]

obv that is why its a dream job, probably only like 10-15 people in the world would be respected enough in the food industry to have a job like this

You’re tripping if you think being a food critic pays out boatloads.

You’d have to have your own tv show or some shit about it for it to make you serious ca$h

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PooFaceCe
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kapteN [#7]

Owner of a successful guitar manufacturing company.

That’d be the dream.

Currently in strategy consulting.

best answer imo

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PooFaceCe
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Alanzika [#8]

Day trader.

Alriiiiiight sooooooo were copper

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beenchilling
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Pulpo [#19]

GL bro! cinematography is a beautiful art! I want to direct (that's my dream job) and I'm kind of a cinematography nerd too
Any cinematographers that inspire you?
Wish you the best!

Porn directors

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PooFaceCe
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kapteN [#22]

Highly overrated believe me.

I was a landlord and all the shit is not worth the trouble. Took it off the rental market as soon as I could legally get the renters out and sold it

But raising the rent on a single mother when she's already struggling sounds like so much fun😢

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Yory
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professional valorant player, would like to stream too

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bearmans
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kapteN [#22]

Highly overrated believe me.

I was a landlord and all the shit is not worth the trouble. Took it off the rental market as soon as I could legally get the renters out and sold it

in my country it's basically no brainer job. if only i have a piece of land i'd build like a communal dorm and it's going to be ez money.

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AlmartAn
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What I end up doing - aerospace engineering
Dream job - fighter pilot

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Poge
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gambler

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dual000
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Dreeam job: Independent Consultant
Reality: Assistant consultant who still pursuing master degree

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AlmartAn
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Poge [#31]

gambler

So basically trader

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yaiima0
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Corn star 🥳

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Obelisk
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Plumber and I wanna be a pro

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number1_cned_hater
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yaiima0 [#34]

Corn star 🥳

I would love to taste corn for money!!!

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JoaoFidelis
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goofyahh1447 [#2]

automotive engineer

Blocked if u say any job in tech

based, tech and business jobs are fake

i agree and i have a tech job

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Ballsamolee
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Honestly this may sound childish but being a valorant streamer seems pretty cool and fun. also it prolly wont be that much stress cus all you have to do is just play video games in front of the camera and overreact to everythign.

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fontea
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I wanna be a sailing yacht designer or just a career sailor who does odd jobs to support a lifestyle of sailing

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hellfire
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data scientist or comic writer

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Zephyros
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runway model

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Cacachocolat
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Airbus pilot

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CoCloudy
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Dream dream job
Pro vct player
non val dream job
chef at big restaurant or popular streamer
Realistic Dream Job
software engineer....

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ShanksFan69
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Take Leo F',s job cuz he clearly sucks at it remove franchising bring back val eSports to its prime and not fuck over players careers

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CoCloudy
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ShanksFan69 [#44]

Take Leo F',s job cuz he clearly sucks at it remove franchising bring back val eSports to its prime and not fuck over players careers

I saw leo faria save my kids from burning building

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Nilonesia
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Politician who does Insider trading and then creates policies that help only my friends and family.
I will be the first one to do it!

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zardinez
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fontea [#39]

I wanna be a sailing yacht designer or just a career sailor who does odd jobs to support a lifestyle of sailing

Haha that’s what I’m doing after undergrad. Got my license and I’m looking to sail across the pacific next.

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number1_cNed_fan
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I want to be a fairly known rock/indie artist..!

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Alanzika
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PooFaceCe [#25]

Alriiiiiight sooooooo were copper

?

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Yory
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Ballsamolee [#38]

Honestly this may sound childish but being a valorant streamer seems pretty cool and fun. also it prolly wont be that much stress cus all you have to do is just play video games in front of the camera and overreact to everythign.

yeah same

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fontea
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zardinez [#47]

Haha that’s what I’m doing after undergrad. Got my license and I’m looking to sail across the pacific next.

I'm still a few years away from doing it but working to get there, I will probably head to the med first but might do some sailing in the Atlantic would love to visit Faroe islands and iceland

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sp0rtsman
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jet pilot, flying 2+ mach on a daily basis is cool asf

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hanji_
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fortnite pro like asianjeff 🙏🙏

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Reimsy
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Pulpo [#19]

GL bro! cinematography is a beautiful art! I want to direct (that's my dream job) and I'm kind of a cinematography nerd too
Any cinematographers that inspire you?
Wish you the best!

Thanks :D
I'm so bad with remembering who did what film, but IMO Roger Deakins is the goat (Shawshank is my favorite film of all time)

As someone who has very limited resources, I have a huge appreciation for films that take place in a single location, like 12 Angry Men and Hitchcock's Rear Window. The way those films use the camera to enhance character-driven story is so sick, that's the kind of stuff I want to do, at least at this point.

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PooFaceCe
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Nilonesia [#46]

Politician who does Insider trading and then creates policies that help only my friends and family.
I will be the first one to do it!

LMFAO, very creative of you

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lielahh
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sp0rtsman [#52]

jet pilot, flying 2+ mach on a daily basis is cool asf

if u mean commercial they go like mach .9 not mach 2 :)

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night9ine
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Austrian painter

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SmartPerson
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streamer

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sp0rtsman
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lielahh [#59]

“if you mean commercial”

you linked a google search to fighter jets..

search is literally jet pilot💀💀💀

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Ballsamolee [#38]

Honestly this may sound childish but being a valorant streamer seems pretty cool and fun. also it prolly wont be that much stress cus all you have to do is just play video games in front of the camera and overreact to everythign.

Nothing childish about it. Who wouldn't want their hobby as a job?

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geospliced [#14]

Give me a high five! ✋

Guys come on... it was just a kind gesture from one ecocentric person to another (possibly).

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geospliced
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number1_cNed_fan [#48]

I want to be a fairly known rock/indie artist..!

Have you started?

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night9ine [#57]

Austrian painter

Europe doesn't look good in #880808

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